#julius Caesar

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

[edit: image description written by @womanfredvonkarma ]

[mistermetalmaker]

LEGENDARY BEEF Ea-Nasir

When you read a book regarding historical figures or events and suddenly you have massive beef with some guy who passed away like three hundred years ago

[ameliavanessa]

[memus-romanus]

[dodomedic]

PART TWO 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | ??

I found more OTL enjoy the salad

[fandom-skellyweirdo-jumper]

"None of those guys here tho, that's for sure."

Oh my god this is beautiful.

~Et Tu, Bianca ?~

Local toonish menace breaks into Astérix the cartoon, gives everybody an existential crisis, gets old enemies to bond over that, saves the day, and just as the big end banquet gets everyone thinking it's over, casually drops a bombshell

I don't really get all the memeing about Caesar getting jumped 3000 years ago, but I mean, that makes for a good Bianca gag.

Bonus

Happy "Ides of March" everyone

[julius-caeser]

BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

[nikayna]

[tuserlivia]

Happy Ides of March for those who celebrate <3

[insoothifeelsosigma]

I think Nicomedes IV of Bithynia deserves a mention here

Sulla's harem gets a lot of attention (rightfully so) But what about Caesar's harem?

Marcus Antonius (whore)

Gaius Trebonius (dog-coded)

Marcus Aemilius Lepidus (dog)

Marcus Junius Brutus (daddy issues)

Gaius Octavius (granddaddy issues, allegedly)

Publius Cornelius Dolabella (not even sure what was going on here tbh)

[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[whiskey-bumblebee]

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

oh yes it's that time of year again

[saurusvi]

Imagine beeing held hostage by some Somalian pirates and knowing full well, that Gaius Julius Caeser raised his own ransome because he felt insulted by the low price. And then nobody pays your ransom, because Pompeius wants to do a power move on the Ptolomeans.

Thinking about Publius Clodius Pulcher

[kankat11]

Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.