#just a big ol' cuddle pile

[maclanahan--mermaid-comics]

A pinkish-red mermaid is asleep in the center of a large pile of whitetip reef sharks.

Pose reference from @adorkastock's Depression Pack on Patreon

[softleesam]

weighted blanket is not enough

i need to be squimshed

[headdanons]

Wukong/macaque(seperate) reacting to an s/o who is very soft and sweet to baby monkeys and just lets them cling to them, then being mindful not to move too suddenly so as not to scare or dislodge the babies.

Or or! Sleepy cuddle pule where their s/o is covered in sleeping babies and gave up and is also taking a nap

-Nyoom

I know why this ask exists and I am living for it

Wukong:

He's the FFM grandpa he would just melt and join in

soon it's a big ol cuddle pile while lazing out in the sun. he's an old man He is allowed to take a nap covered in grandkids.

it becomes a thing and now you always get roped into baby nap time with Wukong and the monkey babies

Macaque:

Macaque lives alone so it's not until beach day he sees you interact with the baby monkeys

Mans heart skips a beat he sees the trust the FFM monkeys have in you and knows he's got the one

he joins in on relaxing with the babies and doesn't say anything much but he sits with you

[comfymoth]

Do you think if Roier was a werewolf, he would be able to switch between werewolf and half-wolf form willingly or doing the full moon? Also, do you think jaiden and Bobby would do a cuddle pile with Roier while he's in his werewolf form because he's soft and fluffy as a wolf?

YEAHH oh big fluffy guy…… my default werewolf hc is usually that their transformations are controlled by the moon, but that with enough practice/self control they can learn how to turn willingly? and i feel like roier’s got that, he’s pretty comfortable going in and out of dog mode, so shapeshifting just for cuddle piles is 100% a go. he is. quite literally. a big ol softie

[alastrrz]

i’ve recently become a yumi simp… like badly and there’s hardly nothing written for him and i need more.

so pleaseeee! write anything for him! pretty please with a big ole’ cherry on top 🥺🙏

i combined these two! i'm so glad there's more yumi lovers out there aside from me. i hope y'all enjoy! <3

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 CUDDLING WITH HIM ; BLAKE

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genre; fluff/comfort

type; headcanons

read below!

I find in public, he's not a huge touchy guy. But when you're home alone? Completely different story. He loves holding you tight and letting you know he'll never let you go. He hates how cheesy it sounds, but he'll only ever say it to you, so it's okay.

He's a big spoon, all the way. He doesn't like being little spoon, mainly because he's so tall and lanky. He finds it awkward. I already said he hates being little spoon and you definitely have to convince him big time to be little spoon, but I figured I'd clarify it here again.

If you DO manage to get him in little spoon position, he's such a fucking sucker for it. He loves being held by you, but he would never, ever tell you that. He loves nuzzling his entire body into you, his back cradling into your chest and thighs. He loves being warm, especially with you.

When you guys are face to face cuddling, his face is always either above your head, or in your neck. Most of the time though, it's above your head so that he can press kisses on your hairline/your forehead. Or on the contrary, when he's nuzzled in your neck, he's whispering sweet nothings to you or kissing your neck super softly, trying to put you to sleep or calm you down after a long day.

I like to think he gets really sweaty easily. Granted, yes, it's something really gross about him. But you do get more blankets to yourself! However, Blake will literally wake up in a pile of his own sweat. The sheets have to be washed a lot.

"Blake, baby, why do you sweat so much?" "I don't fuckin' know! Ask my doctor. He probably knows." You two have definitely had little arguments over this. At the end of the day though, you know it's something he can't control. You just suck it up and keep washing the sheets as many times as you have to.

If you two have an argument, he makes it up to you by cuddling you tight, holding you close and kissing the back of your neck til you fall asleep. Whenever he knows you're asleep, "I'm sorry baby. I didn't mean to make you mad." He also buys a small bouquet of roses for you to make it up.

[sphylor]

here's what type of plushies i think each of the ghouls would like the most:

Rain's a bigger fan of things like squishmallows. nothing too fluffy but very soft and squishy. he likes to stim by squishing them really tight to his chest. he ofc does have other types because he collects any and all plushies but the squishmallow-esque ones are his faves and the ones he actively seeks out.

Dew is a bigger fan of more traditional plushies. the ones with the soft fur and little bead eyes. he also loves handmade ones whether theyve been crocheted or stitched together. he does love more fluffy plushies though and loves to run his hands through their fur. all of the ones he has are gifts from other people and he cherishes them all so much. (and ofc we cant forget little mousey. he takes that everywhere with him in his pocket)

Phantom is a jellycat fan. he saw one of Dew's (it was the little kitten) and immediately went online to the store to browse for hours. he ended up completely rinsing the allowance the ministry gave him but it was absolutely worth it. he got all of the bats first ofc. when they went on tour, Swiss took him to an actual jellycat shop and Phantom damn near lost his mind hdhsjhfjd.

Aurora likes the sparkly ones the most. think like the newer beanie babies and tys with the big glittery eyes. she loves the reversible sequin ones as well and stims by playing with them. she doesnt really cuddle her plushies but she still loves them dearly and lines them all up on her bed.

Cumulus is a bigger fan of cushions than plushies. she has so many with loads of fun designs. some of them are plushies that also act like cushions. she has a nook in her room thats piled up with the softest cushions and she loves to sit there and just relax. all of the ghouls have a favourite one of her cushions and she brings them all out for movie nights.

stealing @tinymoon-beam's idea abt Mountain's bunny that Dew gave to him hdhdjfj. its his only plushie but he loves it so so much. he carries it around everywhere with him when he's regressed (little and puppy).

Swiss has a big ol djungelskog that he loves to lean back against and chill out. he's asked Cumulus to restuff it for him a few times now because of how squished it ends up getting after a while.

Aether has various stuffed bananas that were all given to him as gag gifts but he loves them all the same.

Cirrus doesnt have any plushies but she does have a bunch of crocheted flowers and clouds and other things that Cumulus made for her.

Sunny has a bunch of the most fucked up looking little freaks ever <3. those cheap mass produced plushies but she purposefully seeks out the ones with defects. like an off centre nose. or one eye thats higher than the other. or patterns printed in the wrong place. she finds them so charming and unique and they all hold a special place in her heart.

[yeenybeanies]

Okay but I need you to imagine either one of our Naga! Boys aggressively cuddling with Gaz because out of everyone on the team, he naturally runs the hottest. Like he's constantly in shorts and T's just to avoid overheating.

Meanwhile, either Soap or Ghost, the team's resident Naga is just constantly gravitating towards our sweet boy for cuddles because warmth.

Even after SoapGhost get together, the Naga can still be found curled around a very annoyed Gaz. Annoyed, but willing to sacrifice his warmth for his friend. But he gets a bit more verbal about his annoyance when the human half of Soapghost decides to join the cuddle piles.

I feel like it'd be especially best if it's Naga!Ghost. Now I know most people would assume Soap would be the better one, but think about it. Gaz can handle Naga!Ghost, he's a bit more familiar with the cold-blooded lieutenant and Ghost is quiet, good company when Gaz has a lot of paperwork to do. And Ghost is comfy.

But then when he and Soap get together? And now Gaz has to deal with a very human, very much not required to be present in the situation because he doesn't need cuddle piles to survive, very talkative energetic HUMAN Soap??? Yeah, Gaz is definitely complaining

brother (gender neutral) i think about these damn snakes cuddling their humans ALL the time.

of course, you're right, soap is the obvious candidate here. naga!soap will cuddle ALL of his friends. ofc ghost gets it the most bc he's In Love with him, but gaz & price get plenty of snuddles (snake cuddles) too. & if gaz is a living heat rock? babes, that's Prime cuddling material for a mesothermic creature like a naga.

gaz chillin' in the common room, trying to relax, when suddenly there's a big ol' snake head flopping down on his chest. he's a lil exasperated, but after a lil bit of adjustment, they just lie there & watch funny videos together until they're needed elsewhere. or until soap falls asleep, & gaz needs to be rescued.

if ghost is the naga, though, i do think that'd be sweet too!! but (at least with the story i've built) ghost actually meets gaz last out of the 141. he briefly met price first, years & years ago, then he met soap when the two of them broke out of a russian compound in alaska, & met gaz when he & price came to rescue the two of them.

so, all of that being said, it would take a bit of time before ghost is willing to cuddle up to our man gaz. hell, ghost was reluctant to cuddle with soap when it really was a matter of survival.

i imagine it would happen honestly with soap the first time. soap is pretty tactile even as a human, & has no issues cuddling up to his buddy gaz. so picture them both returning to base after, like, a hard day of training out in the field or smth. they were slumped together in the van, passed out on each other's shoulder, &, when they got back, soap wasn't ready to let go of gaz yet, so he just dragged his fellow sergeant to where he knew ghost would be waiting & pulled him down into the naga's coils. gaz & ghost were both equally alarmed by this, but, after a long & kinda awkward moment of staring, ghost slowly shifted himself around the both of them & settled. (soap was already asleep again, half draped over gaz, so it wasn't like they could be easily separated anyway.)

the second time is without soap. soap's probably off busy doing whatever it is he was sent away to do, & ghost... well, he's not cold, but he's not particularly warm either. & he knows gaz is around. learned from that first cuddle that gaz is stupid warm. so see him track down the sergeant, scare him half to death by sneaking up on him, & awkwardly ask if... he can sit here while gaz works. gaz is caught off-guard, of course, but he agrees. doesn't expect ghost to coil around him again, but, hey, it's cozy as hell. plus, ghost doesn't talk much, so it isn't like he's disturbing him.

& after that, it's still not entirely common for ghost to cuddle up to gaz, but it does occasionally happen. & they get comfortable enough too that gaz can seek ghost out too.

honestly tho!! i can't see gaz much complaining about soap being there! bc they're buddies. honestly, it would probably be ghost that complains about gaz & soap not shutting the hell up, to the point where ghost gets annoyed & buries them both under his coils. noisy sergeants get put in naga jail.

& it's up to price to come rescue them. (but then price ends up yanked into the cuddle pile too RIP).

[novaiisk]

Favorite headcanon for every ghoul! Go!

Every ghoul??? Oh god uhhhh

Ok its not every ghoul but the ones i think about the most ig, and i shouldnt say these are my favorite hcs but they are a few random ones that i decided were fun lol

Check em out below the cut

Sodo: That little mf loves to be weird and ominous and just stand all stoic like in dark hallways sometimes, staring with glowing eyes at whatever poor ghoul happens to be at the other end of the hall. It’s not actually all that scary and most ghouls just wave to him and move along with a chuckle but Aether often gets stopped in his tracks or tries to stare ominously back at him, only for Sodo to flinch towards him like he’s gonna run at him and for Aether to book it outa there holding his hands up.

Bonus: He steams when his emotions are high, literally steams. Steam flows out from his mouth, nose, ears, etc. Its kind of annoying sometimes, but at least it looks cool.

Aether: Big guy gives the best hugs in the entire ministry, some might say that they can even cure you of minor injuries or ailments. He is almost always met with eager open arms, and when he’s not (looking at you sodo) he will wrap them up tight and hold them close with a big ol smile anyway no matter how much they grumble and kick. Even sodo cant hide how great he feels when Aether finally lets him go and sends him on his way.

Bonus: Also killer at massages

Mountain: If he wasn’t constantly tapping out rhythms on any available surface wherever he went, he is very quiet. So quiet that sometimes its a jumpscare when all the sudden you hear a beat begin to be tapped out behind you. It’s honestly impressive how well he can pass unnoticed considering how tall he is but he likes to just listen in. Coincidentally, he knows all the gossip you could ever desire. If you have a secret, its best to bribe him now to never share it because its a good chance he already knows it.

Swiss: He and sodo vape together and set up a lil cozy spot to chill in while they do. Basically a blanket fort that they can hotbox on occasion. They think they are soooo cool lmao. Sodo has given him a few burns because of how much Swiss pokes fun at him, but playful bullying is swiss’ love language so its all in good fun. Also this mf is the biggest flirt ever, he has flirted with every ghoul, every sibling, and honestly every object that humors him. He thinks its fun. Generally just a great ghoul to hang around.

The ghoulettes: i honestly dont know much about them to my great dismay but i think they should all cuddle in a giant fluffy pile. Their cuddle piles are probably the best place to sleep in the ministry. Maybe too good actually, any ghoul who joins them has a very high chance of sleeping for much much longer than they had originally intended to. Often finding themselves overslept for some important task, but nothing beats how you feel when you finally wake up. Not tired like you sometimes do after a long sleep, but entirely refreshed.

Bonus Omega: Dude is a poetry nut but he’s embarrassed about most of the time

Bonus Alpha: Omega3’s biggest hater ( “I mean good for you guys but really? Right in front of my salad?” )

[ohbo-ohno]

https://www.tumblr.com/ohbo-ohno/729216166582681600/httpswwwtumblrcomohbo-ohno729211936036765696

“You can give her a bath when we get home.”

I’m??!!!! Bo.

Simon carries you the whole way home, only lets Johnny take you when he’s got a bath prepared. Simon kinda sways back and forth with you a bit, as if trying to soothe you as you cry and struggle.

Johnny enthusiastically strips you and plunks you in the bath, has way too much fun lathering you up and washing your hair. Puts you in his clothes afterwards, cuddles you to his chest with your hair wrapped up in a towel. Simon watches the whole time, taking note of how quiet and submissive you are already. Perfect little bunny

🌚

I’m??!!!! Smirking Moon.

looooove love love simon trying to soothe you but refusing to be obvious about it. like he is scolding you and glaring but he will also sway back and forth with you tucked in his arms, maybe even hum real low and quiet for you. ugh. horrible

bath time with johnny. im breathing so heavily

"plunks" is the perfect verb there - he'd want to have fun in the bath with you. wants to make you comfortable around him, is a little too delusional to notice just how scared you are. he's pouring all sorts of bubble bath into the water, winks conspiratorially at you sand says simon never lets me have fun in here on my own, you can be my excuse now. simon rolls his eyes where he stands leaned against the counter, but doesn't speak up. johnny gives you a bubble mohawk and laughs, declares happily that you match him now. he's real energetic in washing you, scrubs at your scalp aggressively when he shampoos it, piles it up on your head to keep it dry for conditioner. he'd start getting a bit much when he washes the rest of your body, would need a few stern johnnys from simon to remind him he can't fuck you or eat you out yet. makes him whiney and pouty and you shivery and scared :/

puts you in his clothes aftwardsssssss ughhhh. big ol military sweatshirt that goes past your fingertips and down to mid thigh. hugs you real tight to him, gets both arms around your waist and squeezes until you squeak, then laughs and squeezes a little tighter. buries his nose in your hair (which smells like him now because he used his shampoo on you) and breathes in deep.

you're quiet because you're scared. can't see anything, have no idea what's going on around you or where the second man is. it leaves you with a fast heartbeat, mind unable to relax. simon doesn't see the need to enlighten you, seeing as you're so still and good when you're spooked.

i still love the closet-nest thing even though this isn't an abo au, and i can just see johnny wrapping you up tight in his arms and dropping straight into a pile of blankets, laughing at your little cry

[campwillowpeak]

Could we get Harper SFW Alphabet?

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) Harper is super affectionate! He shows it though physical contact (if you're ok with it), acts of service, and some light teasing

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) Absolute gremlin. Playfull bullying. Throwing rocks at your window at 2am to come out and join him for some questionable shinanigans. He's all about being an absolute goof and having a good time. Though if you ever need anything he'd insist you don't hesitate to come to him, he'll help out a buddy however he can (Whether by legal means or not :) )

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) Harper fucking LOVES to cuddle. He'll wrap his long ol arms around you and hold you as close as he can without hurting you. Nuzzling his face into your hair with the biggest, goofiest grin… Good luck getting away from him any time soon :)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) He likes the idea of having a family some day, but he won't raise a fuss or anything if you're not for that! He's an excellent cook since its one of his main hobbies, and he likes to keep things fairly tidy… He isn't very diligent about laundry though… putting it away neatly anyway, he more often than not has a pile of unfolded clean laundry frequently being transfered between his computer chair and his bed. He does keep the dirty ones in the hamper though

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) HAHAHAH Break up? HHAHAHAHA Thats funny :)))))))))))

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) Harper already ready to get down on one knee the moment he gets you to like him back… fuck he's prolly ready before even that

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) He can be very gentle if thats what you prefer! He's a big guy but he knows how to be careful. Soft tender hugs, holding your hand in his, gentle kisses to the cheek. As far as emotionally, with you he's more than happy to open up and let you know just how much he adores you, going on and on about every little thing about you that makes him smile

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) He loves hugs! He'll take em any time he can get em. Hugging you close while cuddling… Hugging you from behind while you're working on something… Man could just be looking at you for a few seconds and he's just filled with the urge to wrap his arms around you~

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) Dawg already been saying it to you while watching you sleep for like the past year LMAOOOOO

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) Ahah… Ahahahah…. Ahahahahahah.. You remember that guy you told Harper about who was hitting on you last night? It looks like they're now on fucking fire… shame really ( ovo)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) His kisses can range from soft and gentle to rough and firm depending on the mood. His lips are very soft n you kno he keeps those suckers moisturized He loves to kiss your thighs and neck, also leaving little nibbles as well uvu Personally he loves to be kissed on the cheek, lips, and on his scars… Just makes him feel all tingly inside |D

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) Harper is pretty ok around kids, he def tolorates them better than he does older people, especially if they match his goofy gremlin energy. He's very much one to egg them on to be mischevious and if they're all going gremlin mode you'll 100% catch him playing and messing around with them, letting them hang off his arms, giving them piggy back rides, playing video games with them, ect. He'd also be very protective of em. He def has a soft spot for kids… And if they were his own then even more so

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) Harper isn't the most early of risers, he's a lil slow to wake up and usually goes through 2 whole ass pots of coffee before he's even functioning, then even more throughout the day He also takes a little bit of time to get ready in the morning just tending to his teeth alone, he has a whole routine for them that takes up half an hour. And expect to be spending at least another half hour even before that just trying to convince him to let you go so you can get out of bed

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) If its not a date night or anything then usually chilling together, watching movies, playing games, doing whatever fun little activities you guys can come up with. Though he'd love to take you out frequently for nights on the town, shopping and taking you to nice resturants and events. He wants to spoil you day and night but he also knows the importance of down time uvu

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) He'll start slow, trying to get you to warm up to him. But once you're official he'll gradually open up more and more… Though there are some things he'd rather you never find out :)))

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) At you? Rarely if ever. At everyone else? They're on thin ice just being in the same room as him… and even more so the same room as you :)))

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) Harper memorizes everything he can about you. Every little bit of information he can get his grubby, oversized hands on he's already commited to memory and he knows more about you than even some of your closest friends thanks to all that good ol fashioned stalking he been doing uvu

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) When you both first reached the camp and he realized now he'd be able to openly interact with you without you easily being able to get away uvu

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) Mega protective, the minute Harper even thinks something or someone is a danger to you he's immediately putting that big ol body of his between you and whoever/whatever it is. And if you were ever hurt? Whoever is responsible is going to be finding their subscription to breathing being cancelled real soon

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) Oh the man is going all out on special events like those if you let him… Fancy dates, taking you to your favorite places, making you the absolute BEST food if not taking you out to wherever you wanted to eat. He'd make sure every date, anniversary, special event with him is one you'll never forget0 As for chores, he doesn't mind doin em, especially things like cooking :)

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) He doesn't bother with small things like matching his socks. And he has a bad habit of picking at his fingertips especially when he's nervous

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) Harper likes looking cleaned up but other than that his style and vibe is pretty chill. Not like grungy or anything but also not super fancy… I guess just slightly above average attention to it?

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) Very much so, he wouldn't be able to bring himself to function much past taking care of his Nonna, and when she's gone he'd pretty much just… give up

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) He makes random noises when he's bored or focusing on something, half the time he doesn't even realize he's doign it. But sometimes he'll just look at you, freeze for a few seconds, and then make some silly noise before giving you a goofy laugh

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) He hates avacados. He also doesn't like things being super messy/dirty

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) He talks in his sleep sometimes… Sometimes its just random gibberish, others you could hold full, if not very strange, convorsations with him while he's sleeping

[madangel19]

hello hello! what are your absolutely favorite Ghost headcanons? (could be ones you've thought of or ones that you've seen!)

Yay! I love talking about Ghost headcanons!

I think my favorite Ghost hc that I and a few others have talked about involves Swiss using shadows as a part of his multi ghoul nature. It's just so much fun to write about :D Speaking of Swiss, I loved creating a little magic system involving the different kinds of smoke he breathes that can influence others. The smoke can either paralyze, arouse, and even numb others and I'm sure there's going to be so much more :D

Another hc I love is just dracopia. I love me some vampires and I adore seeing anything involving a blood thirsty Copia. Even antichrist Copia is amazing!

I also love Primo (and Mountain) being gardeners and having their own little greenhouses around the church!

I also adore polyghouls! Sure, there are specific ships that I like, but there's plenty of love to go around. Even Copia can get in on the polyghoul train. If they're all in a big ol' cuddle pile, then I'm an absolute sucker for it!

Also, I remember seeing some fics or hcs that involve Rain being a lil freak when it comes to blood. I absolutely love it X3

Sure, the ghouls love blood, but Rain is on another level. He's like Bruce from Finding Nemo lol

Man, I should write something about Rain going feral for blood :3

Anyway, that's all the headcanons that come to mind at the moment. Thanks for sending in the ask :D

[trulytiredhermit]

You know that idea of the links being short altho it hasn't been confirmed by Nintendo for a while especially their hights. So what about any link of choosing except four and wind since that would be normal, be shorter than reader like this

Honestly they would all be the same, even if Reader was shorter than them (including shorter than Four)...

They don't care about height, weight, hair color, skin color, etc.

They love Reader for just simply existing within the same plain as them.

Reader is taller than them, even Time or hell Fierce? Sure, they may be a little surprised but that just means there's more of Reader to love.

Throw in that Reader is stronger than them as WELL as being taller?

Wild's already vibrating, constantly wanting to ask Reader to hold him up or to give him a piggyback.

Hyrule and Four always go to Reader to get something from high up. A shelf or a treebranch, it doesn't matter, if it's high up they've already got Reader's name forming on their lips.

They totally don't do it just to admire Reader while they stretch. Totally not.

Legend, while he will never admit it, is constantly fixing Reader's clothes so that they fit them perfectly, no trousers are too small in one area and too big in the other ever again.

Oh, and the inn bed is too short so your feet hang off the end?

No worries whichever Link is rooming with you is already getting his bed ready to push up next to yours so y'all can cuddle comfortably.

Expect group cuddles to be even more prominent of a thing, Everyone gets a limb, someone is laying their head across your stomach, just a big ol' warm pile of Link's and their tall Reader.

(group cuddles still happen even with a smaller Reader though, they make it work, somehow)

[rip-us-xoxo]

Post War!Draco normalcy and simplicity (Blurb) (REPOST)

Posted APRIL 08, 2021

Reposted APRIL 16, 2023

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Draco never liked silence after the war, it always reminded him of the silent nights before the war when he was granted the Dark Mark and went up to the astronomy tower, desperately trying to get it off of his arm. 

You knew of this too, one night while you two were cuddling on the couch it was a little too silent for Draco’s liking and so he expressed his concerns about silence, and now you’ve made it your job to always make the silence… less silent. 

“Love can you help me wash the dishes?” you asked Draco, he was sitting at the dinner table reading the Daily Prophet. It was a quiet morning. Comfortable silence, but very quiet. 

“Yeah,” he answered quickly and set the newspaper down before walking over to you. 

He grabbed a rag and stood next to you, “I’ll dry them, I don’t want my hands getting all pruney.”. “Alright,” you agreed and grabbed another cup, beginning to wash it. 

A few dishes later, you set a plate down on the counter for Draco to dry and you were surprised when you heard a clinking sound. You looked over to see a big pile of wet dishes and a love-struck Draco staring at you. 

“Draco, you were supposed to be drying the dishes! I asked for your help, not for you to stare-“ you were cut off by Draco’s lips on yours. 

“I love you,” he sighed after you both pulled away. “I love you too, but I’m not loving the fact that you’re not helping me, your fiance,” you told him. “Soon-to-be wife though,” he quipped. “Even more of a reason for you to help me,” you told him and went back to washing the dishes. 

He rolled his eyes playfully, a chuckle escaping his lips, and he went back to actually drying the dishes. It went silent and you could tell Draco was getting quite uncomfortable by the way his shoulders were tensing, they were almost touching the lobes of his ears. 

“So, how was work yesterday?” you asked quickly, setting another dish down. Draco smiled slightly, his shoulders relaxing, “It was good, same ol’ same ol’, you know? How was work for you darling? Haven’t heard you speak about it in a while.”. 

“It’s been a little rough, my boss has been on my ass about getting this paperwork done,” you chuckled, “but, no matter. It’s almost done, I don’t know why he’s freaking out so much.”. 

You and Draco kept normal conversation all the way through finishing washing the dishes and even through putting them away. 

“I-I’m just saying,” you giggled in the middle of a very interesting conversation and wiped a tear away from laughing so hard. 

“Love, I- no!” Draco laughed and finished putting away the last plate, “Chocolate frogs AND butterbeer?”. “Yes! They taste delicious together!” you argued while laughing. 

“Oh my god,” Draco laughed and leaned onto the counter for support, “You are weird.”. “Yes. And that’s why you proposed to me,” you said and held up your left hand, showing off the ring he proposed to you with 3 months ago, “because I make your life a little less silent and whole lot more fucking fun.”. 

“That’s for sure,” Draco said and grabbed you by your waist, pulling you close to him, “and I must be the luckiest god damn man alive.”.

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xoxo

[performativezippers]

have you ever read the His Dark Materials series? if so, what daemons do you think the ncis hawaii team would have?

oh my goodness great question. (a) have been obsessed with His Dark Materials since i was approximately eight years old, and (b) let me think about this.

Jesse's I think would be a dog. Like a big, 70-80 pound mutt that might look a little intimidating but is really a big ole baby who sleeps in the bed and loves to cuddle. She could tear the shit out of someone though, and would, and does, if she needs to. She's often found napping in a pile with Jesse's kids and their daemons, and she's be the first to break the don't-touch-other-people rule if another member of the team is hurt.

Kai's, I'm thinking a bird. Maybe a small hawk or falcon. One that could enjoy soaring in the air when he's at sea, perch on his surfboard when he's waiting to catch a wave, chirps incessantly when hungry and then eats fastidiously--not a single entrail left behind--and then grooms Kai's hair in thanks. She's a surprisingly cuddly bird, and anyone who knows them very, very well knows that when Kai is upset, she'll open a wing for him to rest his head against her chest, or will climb into his lap to doze against him. She loves having her chest feathers scratched (by him ONLY) and she can come out of fucking nowhere to scratch, claw out the eyes, or knock bad guys out with stooping rakes or punches to defend Kai. She has a truly bloodthirsty shriek. She and Lucy have a great affinity for each other and she loves to tease Kai.

Ernie's is maybe a small lemur, some kind of small monkey with big eyes that's too smart for her own good. She's always getting into trouble, poking her round little head where it doesn't belong and bringing back all kinds of gossip and government secrets. Ernie, in comparison, is a paragon of restraint. She's a trickster, the kind of person who would text Lucy and Kate "from Ernie" to get them to end up a bar alone together and would have absolutely zero remorse for it. She's not super cuddly, but she does love sitting right in front of Ernie on his desk when he games or hacks, watching with her little jaw a little bit open.

Jane's is a raven. Enormous, smart as a whip, sarcastic. Independent but fiercely loyal, totally black sense of humor. He counterbalances all of Jane's ernest, caring mom energy with sarcastic gay uncle energy. He's a great scout with an eidetic memory—he can repeat full conversations between multiple people even weeks later. He likes to entertain Jane and her kids and the team by replaying conversations complete with eerily accurate impressions of each voice. He's a brilliant strategist and loves a good fight. His beak and talons are no joke, and he laughs whenever Kai's daemon acts like she's the better fighter between the two of them.

Lucy's is a panther. She's not as big as an animal panther, but she's still fucking big. She can fold herself up pretty small into a ball of cat, or keep her head ducked down so she looks smaller than she is, but piss her off or watch her stretch, and damn! That cat is fucking big. She's stealthy and quiet when she needs to be, but her comfortable, natural state is quite chatty. The joke is that people are like "oh tiny cop, has to rely on her big ass daemon to protect her" and Saffiyah is like "lol," literally yawns, lays down, and closes her eyes when Lucy's fighting. It's all a performance—she'd jump up and rip the leg off a human being if she needed to—but she knows exactly how much Lucy can handle and she doesn't so much as twitch her tail until it gets to that point. That's even scarier for the dudes Lucy's fighting, that the tiny lady is taking on these dudes AND their daemons, and her fucking apex predator is just napping nearby. It's totally psychological warfare, and Saffiyah fucking loves it. She's less cuddly than you'd think, only Ernie and later Kate really ever seeing the extent to which she curls around Lucy and offers soft, fluffy, wordless comfort.

Kate's is the only daemon not suited for combat. Hers is a ferret, a small one. He can curl into a ball that almost fits in one hand. He's often found in her pocket or purse, or, when she's alone, draped across her neck. He's very quiet, doesn't say much, and a hidden camera would see him often staring into Kate's eyes with overflowing love. Kate's emotional walls are always up, but not between her and him. He tries to give her everything she won't let the rest of the world give her. He's surprisingly opinionated and has meticulously high standards. He doesn't have much of a sense of humor, but he's steady and warm to Kate. Most other people don't even see him—he's such a softness, so revealing of a part of Kate that she outwardly pretends doesn't exist, that Kate usually keeps him tucked away. He hates Cara, likes Jane, quietly giggles at Jesse and Kai's daemons, and he, in a way that's extremely out of character, absolutely loves Lucy. He doesn't let Lucy touch him for a long time, not until a few months after the grand gesture, but even before Cara ruins shit, he will sometimes curl up into a small ball of ferret on top of Saffiyah's back.

Bam Bam's is a snake.

[tears0fsatan]

For your event could you do "aw did you miss me." Headcanons for Beelzebub, Levi, and Simeon, with male reader who has just gotten back from a two day business trip with Lucifer?

✦ ⊹ ˚˖ warnings... gn!reader (no pronouns used), this is so stupidly sweet watch out u might get a cavity, can be read as romantic or platonic, includes cuddles snuggles and more cuddles lol.

 :¨·.·¨ ♥︎  a.n... hello fruity five i am alive!! i know i pinky promised i'd post this a few days ago but im struggling with a lot at the moment. i apologise, sometimes life just feels like it's constantly moving forward and never gives me time to breathe. anw i digress, this was super fun n cute to make thank u for sending it in darling <33 i altered the quote a bit for all of them i hope u don't mind honey!

LEVIATHAN !

g*d forbid you find out about how he spent most of the time you were away in the entrance hall, ready for your return

he genuinely considered bringing his favourite ruri-chan blanket down and sleeping in front of the door (luckily for everybody, mammon and satan were able to convince him from doing that and alls well ends well)

kept moaning about how you were gone for too long so much so that even beelzebub nearly lost his shit

the moment you stepped foot through the door, leviathan was the first to run towards you

the type to hoard you in his room until he feels like you're actually back

hope you're strong because he will just. hold onto you. and he won't let go.

he'll keep his arms wrapped around your waist while his legs drag across the floor if you're walking to get something from across the room

if you say you want to go outside he'll look at you with them big ol' beady serpent eyes lol

he refuses to play games unless he's sitting on your lap or vice versa

“noooooo, mcccc, pleaseee.” leviathan whined, tugging on your sleeve with so much force it had you falling back down to his lap.

“levi, i was gone for two days. you’re acting like i left you to fend for yourself in the woods for months.” you said, exasperated. you wanted to be annoyed, but the view of leviathan whining has your heart stuttering.

“but, but….!” his voice trailed off, knowing that he had nothing to say that could validate his argument, not that he really needed to anyways.

“wow, seems like someone really missed me, hm?” you cooed, to which the demon responded with incoherent stuttering and a splotchy red face. his reaction only made you want to tease him more.

BEELZEBUB !

deadass nearly squeezed you to death when you walked through the door

he was so excited to see you that he even dropped all the burgers in his arms just so he could hold you

he doesn't say much, simply basks in your presence that he'd been deprived of for what seemed like forever

he's not usually the clingy type but for the first few days of you being back he'll hover around you

he doesn't necessarily cling onto you like levi does, but he'll follow you around the house

... you found yourself sleeping in his bed for a week because you caved into his kicked puppy look

he would bring an abundant of food up to his room (where he's held you captive)

shares his snack stash with you, even lets you have the last piece of his favourite spicy screaming gummy snake

gets super flustered when you cheer him on during his workout

“beel, darling… what do you mean by this?” you shifted your gaze from the heap of snacks the demon dumped on your lap to beelzebubs face.

beelzebub huffed with his chin resting on your shoulder, his eyes drifting from the snacks and making eye contact with you. it was almost like a lightbulb lit up in your mind and you subconsciously let out a small, “ah!”

you ripped open the bag that sat on top of the pile, taking out three fingers worth of treats and fed it to the demon. he had his mouth open, drool just barely seeping out from the corners of his mouth, and the corners of his eyes were crinkled.

the moment the fiery gummy touched his tongue, beelzebub’s expression changed into one of pure bliss.

you couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight of the happy and content demon, the words, “aw, did someone miss me that much?” followed your actions. beelzebub didn’t even try to deny it, merely nodding half heartedly before opening his mouth wide, ready for another treat.

SIMEON !

the moment your foot touches the purgatory hall, simeon's got his arms wrapped around you

he does the cliche 'sweeps you off your feet and spins you around' LMFAOOOO (he's an author, what can you expect)

once he sets you down he wastes no time in peppering your face with kisses, making sure he doesn't miss a single spot

he's prepared an assortment of little tasty treats just for you (felt bad that he couldn't share with luke but made a promise he would treat him next time)

once he has you all to himself, he'll make you tell him all about the trip, no matter how many times you try to remind him it was purely a business trip

he listens attentively, the look on his face tells you that he's hanging onto every little detail, regardless of how boring and mundane it was

has the biggest smile you've ever seen on his face the entire time

you catch him staring at you a lot, even more so than usual

if you mention you missed a certain devildom dish, he'd whip up a plate for you immediately

simeon’s eyes are bright and utterly smitten while they take in your appearance. it almost seems as though he's so entranced by you that he pays no heed to the words that come out of your mouth, which you find a little funny seeing as he's the one who told you to tell him all about your little adventure.

you smile softly, a smile that he reciprocates with one of his own without realising.

"-en... a giant ugly squid bursted through the sky and attacked lucifer and i." you finish off the ridiculous story, waiting to see if your angel would take the bait or prove your suspicions.

the angel covers his mouth with the hand he was leaning against and lets out a small giggle.

"mc... i'm sure that squids don't appear out of thin air in the human realm." to your surprise, simeon's expression returns to the one from earlier, easily disproving your thoughts. "i was hanging on your every word." his words are so suave you can't help but let out a laugh.

"haha! looks like you really missed me, huh?" you joke, but simeon just gives you another soft smile and nudges the plate of treats towards you. you want to joke around more, but the sincerity in his gaze stops you, so you choose to finish the story properly, knowing that the angel was paying attention to every word you uttered.

© 2022 TEARS0FSATAN. please don’t repost, modify or translate my works anywhere!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

That pic made me cry suguru is so 😐😐 to me I think suguru and Gojo would be jealous of your plushies but for different reasons like when you wake up with either of them you dont have your plushie anymore, but for suguru it’s cause he tosses it to the floor and then Gojo ends up taking it halfway through the night and you wake up to him cuddling it instead he’s unreal

PHDJDHDH THIS IS KILLING ME REM……. no one understands stsg like u do i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again 😭😭😭 THEY’RE SO SILLYYYY sugu has zero sympathy for the plushies i think he’s such a possessive little man…. not in a toxic way to be clear but like. why would you hug a plushie when his soft pillowy chest is RIGHT there 🤨❓probably glares at the plushies when you’re holding them lmao HE’S SUCH A POUTY BABY 🥺🥺….

AND SATORU….. oh my goddd that’s so perfect 😭😭 i feel like he does it just to give you a taste of your own medicine at first but then he’s like… oh….. this little plushie is so soft….. oh…… it’s kinda nice to cuddle……….. and now suddenly you have to fight your silly little bf for the custody of your own plushies 🤨🤨 he calls himself their papa and everything. claims that he has a right to cuddle them bc he ”carried them for nine months himself”… sigh. he’s annoying but he’s too cute to get mad at. imagine him all sleepy hugging a fluffy sheep plushie :((( he’s just a little baby!!

obviously the solution here is just to have a big ol cuddle pile with plushies and blankets and entangled limbs <33 and luckily for you that’s satoru’s favorite thing ever!!! :33 …. gl with sugu tho LMAO he is NOT befriending your plushies… they’re his enemies…. (mightttt be more lenient if the plushie you’re cuddling is one he got you himself… just pull out the puppy dog eyes and tell him that you like hugging it bc it reminds you of him and he’ll get all mushy. he’s a Loserboy at heart <3)