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v4mpires0ap · 1 year

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I'M GOING TO SAY THE NASTIEST, FILTHIEST, SMUTTY THINGS ABOUT THIS MAN YOU HEAR ME

courtesy of gionorgio21 on twitter

#tenoch huerta #tenoch huerta mejia #jose tenoch huerta mejia #i wanna scream #i want to suck his dick so hard his stomach concaves #please sir #just a crumb #just a crumb of dick

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notmoreflippingelves · 2 months

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Actually going insane over the implications of Jason asking Dick to be the Robin to his Batman in Battle for the Cowl.

Like I initially took it at the purely surface-level of Jason wanting a partner in the general sense. Which made sense, it's a huge responsibility and a lonely one so an assistant/sidekick/partner seems a no-brainer if you can get one.

But then I really thought about it, because Jason is not asking Dick to be his partner in the general sense; he's not even asking Dick to be his Nightwing. He's asking Dick to be his Robin.

And they both know exactly what Jason means: "Be the light to my darkness. Be the smile to my scowl. Be the hope to my fear. "

He's saying "Be 'Robin'; be the embodiment of Love and Justice and Goodness. Be the exceptional person that you have always been. Be the slightly-less exceptional person that I was when I wore your colors. Be the person that I was in the process of becoming and might have been (or might still be), if only Joker hadn't clipped my wings."

He's saying "I am prepared to become vengeance, become the Night. And I will go further than Bruce ever dared to, because it is what is needed. I will be the necessary evil. But you don't have to be. If Batman is Gotham's curse, Robin has always been its blessing. I will be the brutal punishment to our world, and I am asking you to be its incandescent gift."

He's saying, "Be for me, what we were for Him. Be my anchor, my comfort, my hope. Remind me what it's all for, why it's all worth it. And remind yourself as well."

He's saying "Be 'Robin' again--for both of our sakes."

#dick grayson #jason todd #battle for the cowl #jaydick #dickjay #kinda but also not kinda #batman #dcu #otp: be my robin #'we can rule together as just it always should've been with you as my guiding light and conscience'#is that not in essence; a sort of marriage proposal ?#well no but it's not NOT one either if you catch my drift #i should note that i haven't actually read bftc yet and i know it's considered controversial/bad #and considered ooc for pretty much everyone #so i am not even sure if I will like it #but i am still planning on reading it for the jaydick crumbs #and b/c i am using it and knightfall as the primary inspo for my krisnix au #apparently jason does ask tim to be his robin first and that's interesting as well #but honestly a little less powerful/interesting to me at least since jaytim just doesn't interest me as much as jaydick #and honestly i've looked at the panels and it seems a little more genuine when jason asks dick idk #more like 'last chance; i'll let you live if you join me' for tim vs. 'join me because this feels right' for dick #and honestly even with clumsy execution; just the narrative and emotional richness of this scene is still making me absolutely feral #this arc could be complete trash in any and every other way but if it gives me THEMES; i will forgive anything #it's the former english major occupational hazard #*apollo justice voice *: I'M FINE #(narrator voice: she was not in fact fine)

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sylvieserene · 6 months

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I have decided to use the power of editing and my editing skills to change some events of history and you can't convince me otherwise that this isn't canon and didn't happen 😤

First off, Titans #5 (2008)

Next up, the Wedding Arc fix from New Titans (1980) Issue #100 !

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saph-yells-into-the-void · 4 months

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bro arajin better start getting his act together next episode bc idk how much more i can take of him fumbling literally the best bf material

#IK HES MEANT TO BE STUPID AND ONE-TRACK MINDED AND BE A DICK TO MATAKARA RN BC OF FUTURE CHARA DEVELOPMENT REASONS #BUT GODDAMIT THE PATIENCE WE MUST HAVE TO GET THERE 😭🙏#bucchigiri?!#utsumi pls for my sanity gimme some hope to grasp onto for his character pls just a crumb

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year

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Vincent Price - Dragonwyck

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digitalfaehaven · 5 months

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dream man

#men #nate diaz #i need him in my mouth #i love hiding my filthy thoughts in the tags hehe #sir PLEASE let me get just a crumb of dick PLEASE #i’m a hole for you sir #BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

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maretriarch · 14 days

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had a dream where you could get points in sburb and vriska got like a million points for getting crumbs in karkats recuperacoon

#woke up you guessed it tons of crumbs in my bed #no other context it was just something that happened #just to be a dick #Oreos specifically

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submissivefeminist · 1 month

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I'm very horny, someone please release a predator in my enclosure for enrichment purposes. 🥵

#slams my head against the cell bars #please just one tiny crumb of dick please #I am withering away into dust

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screampied · 2 months

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toji is such a shameless WHORE 😣😣

he is 😞😞😞🫸

#☆━━voicemails.#i just want one crumb of his dick

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marinecorvid · 4 months

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I should replay botw

#gonna be honest not a fan of how the zonai dominated totk #or good chunks of the story…#the ending rlly kinda killed my desire to play #like w botw I was a little disappointed that there wasn’t a post-botw state to dick around in #but when totk did it it was like…. idk man.#the whole thing was just. eh. to me #like Zelda is a damsel in distress and insecure again who needs to unlock some secret power #and the criticism that the old champions didn’t get a lot of characterization wasn’t fucking. they did the same thing w the sages and we don #don’t even know their names!!#and how the zonai existing rlly throws the timeline into disarray #and p much replaced the sheikah which ymmv but I didn’t like it #and we got a singular CRUMB of ganon characterization #which was FINE when he was just a big beast but now he’s a person and he’s clearly got stuff going on #cool plot threads abound and none of them are picked up and expounded upon #Sigh.#I should replay botw #also the Fuckin. loyalty vow ceremony whatever they do post game w Zelda and the kingdom of hyrule #I know loz is like. feel-good divine right of kings the video game series but come on man #I honestly wish Sonia had been hylia incarnate and rauru her chosen knight like ppl were theorizing #who fought against demise the very first time #or. idk something #just not who was part of a totally cool ancient race that were revered as gods!!!1!1!#*a guy who was

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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masadai.......<3

#snap chats #my GUILTIEST of pleasures #its such a What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Ship but i can make it work i can make this work #i'm forcing you all to watch me make this work because i feel like charlie from sunny with the fucking cork board #i have a timeline of both aoki and daigo's activity throughout the games just so i can think of ways they can punch each other in the dick #they're the most cracked of ships but the literal actual baby tiny crumbs i have i will make the most deranged cheesecake you ever seen #i say cheesecake cause im putting those crumbs in the crust ok. thats the foundation and the cream's All That Bullshit on top #i feel like actually sitting down and writing. COMPREHENSIVE notes on how i interpret their relationship #cause i have a vague idea but i want to actually sit down and like. make a list or some shit idfk #either way they both give me brain damage and im glad im tricking people into also having brain damage #thats the worst part about me if i like something ill refuse to shut up or stop drawing it until i'd drained it of all its serotonin #im the strongest soldier because im the most mentally ill soldier

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simpin-for-simmons · 2 years

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grimmons and sif

#rvb #red vs blue #dick simmons #rvb simmons #rvb grif #dexter grif #grimmons #no i dont have a funny joke #its just this #look man im like eating the crumbs that rt is throwing out rhe window at me i am a wild piegon desperate for food #oh please kind sir spare me a rvb

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airbrushfather · 9 months

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one thing about me is that i always 100% support deleting your fics from ao3. maybe I don't want you to be able see it anymore. i am deleting it. stop looking. pervert.

#when people whine about the fact you should orphan or whatever i want to punch them #have you ever considered that maybe i am not posting on the internet for you #it is a privilege to be able to see other people's work and that privilege can be revoked at any time #stop being a dick just because you want to read another crumb of sex #“oh it's okay i'll just download it”#okay. and i will kill you where you fucking stand

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sailorharringrove · 2 years

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Billy. Listen. When your boyfriend wants to be lifted, lift him.

All Steve wanted in that moment was for Billy to help him to his feet as if he weighed nothing.

Billy, beloved dumbass, if you had chosen not to be a whole asshole for just a sec, Steve would have fucking worshipped you.