#just an eepy blob

[xxmissrosearts]

Schnoozin’

[msvrtt]

Kota :DDD

[urlsaretoolong]

Whoever said hell is other people lied it’s actually getting out of bed when you’re just a cozy lil gremlin

[lanternlightss]

literally for half the day ive been thinking about how mimi and their species’ biology works girl please help

[trenchcoatsbi]

OOP YEAH ABUELITO ITS OKAY DONT WORRY!!!! I also had been worried for all of that so its alright,I doubt they'll kill us buy I am also very worried

-tallulah qsmp⭑ (kinsidering)

HHSKD yeah I’m actually not too worried just yet I’m just in the violence mauling etc stage of my the eggs are missing era (fun fact this happens like literally any time children from my source are threatwned whether they’re mine or not. something something insert my friends’ awful joke about me being a chronic dad guy here). Anyway hhhhgh i’m just feelin rhhghsgdh…. I swaer i was trying to name an actual like real emotion there but uh I cant think of a name so yeah rhhghsgdh is n emotion now ig.

anywho good morning or uh timezone? I dont know time its time where you are and i hope its goodz hope you’re doin well all that stuff too. t’s fun talkin to ya/uhh watching you and tommy talk. it’s very nice seeing you around i like going !!! look its tallulah kinsider anon -phil

[gennabi]

my heart rests in between your palms

solomon x gn!reader • 0.4k

romantic; fluff, reverse comfort, angst if you squint, established relationship

[ haven't written in a while.. i might have gotten rustyyy , eepy solomon ]

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He barely registers the sound of feet padding across the floor until a weighted blanket is placed across his shoulders. Blinking away the doze he fell into, blobs of your facial features enter his field of vision, the flutter of his eyelashes increasing when he could make out the furrow between your eyebrows.

"The tea wasn't sweet enough," he suddenly remarks, gaze sweeping to the empty cup on the table for a few seconds, "Didn't wake me up."

A sigh escapes your lips and the room is quiet before you take a step closer. Warm against his cold pale skin, your palm cups the side of his face, thumb softly carressing the curve of his cheek. White strands lightly tickle your hand as he leans in, the action not diminishing a certain firmness in your tone.

"Well, good."

His head tilts up, familiar hues of brown and blue in his irises meeting yours. Good? What part of it is good? The sorcerer's mouth opens except you're much ahead.

"You should sleep."

A laughter bubbles up from the back of his throat, the sound coming out more slurry and hushed in his half concious state. Sleep? That's for humans. He isn't one. Well, not anymore anyway. 

Your lips are pursed tightly then at his reaction, something he realizes only when he feels a small sting to his cheek. He smiles, lifting a hand and covering your fingers with it instead. Did you just pinched him? 

"What?" The one sentence tumbles out innocent from one who's infamous for just being himself.

"You should sleep." You repeat, and perhaps because you were the one who said it, his focus subconciously direct to his bed behind you. Two pillows are arranged next to each other, one side of the bedsheet crumpled beside the other still neatly tucked and flat, the sight still strange for him to grasp his mind around. He doesn't dwell on it too much. He can think about it tomorrow. He should think about it tomorrow. For tonight, he should...

"Sleep." He hums in agreement, pressing a kiss to the inside of your wrist. Just for a night.. Tonight, he'll sleep. Tonight, he's a human lulled in the embrace of his lover. Tonight, he's the human he hardly remembers: Solomon.

[junos-jrabbles]

How would baking with the mercs go?

Authors note sorry it's all short and possibly unreadable I might do some more of the fellas another time :) I'm am so cold and eepy

Pyro, Sniper, and Scout :)

Pyro

Spectacularly, believe me, it’d go so well, definitely no burning around here! No sir!

Jokes aside, it’d go pretty well!

You guys would bake some cupcakes, maybe some sugar cookies, as they’d probably love all things sweet in the kitchen, and you’d both be covered in flour, eggs, sugar, and god knows what in no time.

You’d get walked in on while jousting with rolling pins, and have to try and make it seem like you were being normal. Impossible.

Pyro would be sat, cross legged on the floor in front of the oven, watching the baked goods through the window.

Only some of the confectionaries would come out burnt, mostly due to you two getting distracted flipping through the recipe book and gawking at all the pretty treats.

You'd point like an excited ape at a towering cake, and Pyro would excitedly drum their hands on the paper and teeter on their heels, squeaking out muffled, joyous sounds under the mask as the cycle continued.

You guys would FEAST on your delicacies in Pyro's room, and have a little picnic/tea party with some old cartoons in the background :)

~~~

Sniper

It’d be a pretty peaceful activity, I’d imagine, an hour or so spent kneading, rolling and cutting pre bought cookie dough before you set it in the oven for as long as it says on the tin while you go spoon in his bed.

He probably wouldn’t have the ingredients for baking (or much fancy cooking) in the camper, and when you guys snuck into the base’s pantry, Lieutenant Bites was paws shoulders deep in the sugar, so.

The cookies would come out pretty perfectly, a little misshapen, (Sniper definitely tried to turn one into a heart, or an animal of some sort, and it came out as a funny blob) but really good!

He'd make sure you were both there ready the second they started turning a yummy golden brown around the edges.

He'd pull out the tray trying not to laugh, “Promise you won't laugh… the dog's gone blobby—” And almost drop everything.

You guys would cook up a batch, put half in a nice big baggy and eat the other half with him on the sofa with a board game in progress on the coffee table in front of you.

~~~

Scout

He's throwing the eggs between his hands like that one cooking mama mini game, and is NARROWLY avoiding splattering them absolutely fucking EVERYWHERE.

He'd absolutely go try and steal one from Archimedes if he dropped one

There's a crumpled sheet of paper with his ma's Boston cream pie recipe on the counter, and flour covering every single surface.

“Look, I don't know what’cha mean by ‘It won't work’— Are you sayin’ my ma ain't a world star chef? Nuh— Nuh-uh, I ain't listenin!”

He's asking you to make it tiered like a wedding cake, and he's adamant that not only is it possible, but that you definitely know how to do it.

He's got his fingers in his ears when you try telling him you don't think you can do that, and only starts listening again when you offer him the whisk to lick when you're done stirring the base cake mix.

The cake comes out okay, you manage to get just about everything put together, though, you guys definitely ate a bit too much of the cream while you were waiting, and only had a small layer to put in by the end.

It's yummy, at least! And when anyone comes into the kitchen wondering why it smells vaguely like burning and moreso like cake, you two link up like a defensive wall in front of it, looking around very inconspicuously, of course.

“What cake? Where? Someone's got cake?” Sloooowly hiding it behind your backs.

[totally-lyrical]

hello can you please ramble more about batfam please? :3

HI HELLO THANK YOU SO MUCH YIPPEEEE

im so obsessed rn im trying to find somewhere to read the comics but. but i dont have money :(

(all of this is just my headcanons and personal opinions lol please dont take it too seriously)

also my rambles got out of hand so they're under a readmore. enjoy

first off hot take i think tim should be sleeping more. not even in a fanon "ohhh he doesnt sleep enough" way more in like a "chronically eepy and always napping" kinda way. i want him sleeping in physically improbable places. i want him sprawled out with case files and open textbooks and his laptop open to discord while he's under the fucking floorboards. i want him asleep on light fixtures, countertops, underneath couch cushions, handrailings, halfway down the stairs, under the table, upside down at his desk, i want you looking around a room and noticing nothing until you realize that he's literally squashed into a bookshelf and is sleeping so soundly he didnt notice the books he pushed fall. its never clear how he got there just that hes THERE and he is SLEEPING and there is NO WAKING HIM UP UNLESS THERE'S A BAT EMERGENCY (or alfred made cookies, that shit gets serious)

dick grayson should be the insomniac im so serious. he was the first, he has seen everything. he is always holding coffee or an energy drink. he is sassing bruce and his siblings at all times. he is swinging on the chandeliers that tim is sleeping on and neither of them notice. hes picking fights just to keep himself awake. idc WHY, idc HOW. maybe hes avoiding dreaming about jason again, or maybe he just doesnt feel like sleeping. just. just make him incapable of sleep please

more cass being a Creecher™ please and thank you. i dont want her to have a defined shape in costume, i want her to be a blob of darkness. you cannot see her face. you do not know what she looks like. gotham knows of black bat's presence but they do not know who they are. they just know that they are PRESENT. i want her to be a Creecher™ out of the cape too. She is walking on walls and ceilings in your peripheral vision but when you look she is just standing. she doesnt appear clearly in photos but you dont notice until you're really looking. sometimes you feel like a prey animal when she looks at you, but when you look back at her everything's normal. fae cass

Batman vs. Nightwing is Mr. Brick Wall vs. Mr. Overshare. Blud knows SO MUCH about NW. only the bats know ANYTHING about the Big Bat.

MAKE JASON MORE OF A COWARD. im being so fucking serious rn. you can make him put on a brave face!! that's great, PLEASE do that, actually! just, also, make sure it's JUST A FACE. on the inside he is SCARED, he is FRIGHTENED, he is FIGHTING THE URGE TO RUN. make it clear he died when he was a CHILD, when he thought being robin gave him magic. make it clear that when he died, his trust in the world was shattered, even more than it already was.

For damien, the same thing, but double it. OH MY GOD double it. he is CURRENTLY a child, one that's only starting to learn that where he had grown up is somewhere that most children would consider their worst nightmare. even aged up damien should be scared. he isn't used to gotham, he doesnt know america that well, it doesnt matter how long he's been there, he'll never be used to it.

for babs, she may be a genius, but she's still human. oracle can make mistakes, SHOULD make mistakes. she has to ask for help sometimes, has to call tim from time to time just to get an outside perspective on a problem. she may be able to solve any tech issue, but it shouldnt always be EASY.

let alfred keep mourning thomas and martha pls <3 also they were totally poly and i accept no criticism on this matter

the bats are both tight-knit and also they fucking hate each other (affectionate). they have real life tried to kill each other and they dont regret it, but also they get sad at the idea of killing one another in minecraft sometimes. other times they get killed in minecraft and then they try to real life kill whoever killed them in minecraft. among us is banned in the wayne household.

bruce's "adoption problem" is more of a cat-distribution-system deal. all these orphans and orphan-adjacents just keep showing up in his trash cans and becoming robin. he cant do anything about it. he will do his best to parent them but he is The boyfailure.

speaking of bruce being The boyfailure, he and harley are the two ends of the genderfailure spectrum. she may have a doctorate in clinical psychology but she is SO messy. after she breaks up with the joker, she and bruce start meeting up on sundays for mimosas and gossip. he's her best man at her and ivy's wedding (her hyenas are the flower girl and ring bearer). harvey dent is also there.

on the topic of harvey, they have this weird tragic doomed-by-the-narrative situationship. bruce may be dating selina in most canons, but she is WELL aware of her husbands boykisser behavior and tbh? shes chill. its enrichment, he needs to have a weird homosexual situationship with an old college friend. for his health. shes kissing thalia anyway its fine. shes also aware of his weird superhero situationship with clark kent AKA superman. she is also chill with that.

bruce has kissed most (if not all) of his rogues at least once. whether it was on purpose, on accident, or ivy. doesnt matter, its happened.

(ivy, according to her own self, kissed him for the plot)

WE and luthorcorp have this intense hatred for each other. it is the driest, most unsexy hatred you have ever seen. it is the hatred one might hold for elon musk. nonetheless, this hatred inspires the most colorful Gotham Branded fuckery to ever occur. the batfam are routinely teaming up with the supers to fuck with luthorcorp.

i have nothing more to say right now but if you want to ask me more questions i am Open to Asks. please. please let me get more specific with it pLEASE

[chernobylcatfish09]

What made you name ur ask button "ass box"?

Do you like tea?

What's your favorite sandwich flavor?

What do you call the sponge loofah things you use to clean ur body in the shower? (I call them scrubees)

Do you like hot showers, cold showrs, or warm showers?

Do you prefer showers or baths?

How many different swim strokes do you know?

Do you play an instrument?

What emoji's do you like to use?

What country out of any country would you want to live in?

If you could freeze time, what would you do?

If you could shapehsift, what would you look like?

What flavour potato chip is your favorite?

What songs do you like?

Do you like hiking?

Would you ever go to space?

How's french going?

What traits do you admire in other people?

Have you ever had a crush?

Do you plan to go to college? If so, what would your major be?

Do you like little kids/babies?

Are you able to get a tan, or do you burn in the sun?

How long is your hair?

Do you like wearing shoes or going barefoot?

Do you like flip-flops?

Do you own any sunglasses?

Do you like robots?

Are you watching any cool Tv Shows right now?

Did you like school as a kid? Do you like school now?

What age do you think of as "grown up"?

What social media do you use most often?

Do you like meeting new people?

Are you optimistic or pessimistic? Or maybe a realist?

Do you trust people before you know them?

If someone offered you the role of the main character in a popular up and coming TV show or movie, would you take it?

Have you been on an airplane? Did you like it?

Have you been sailing before? (I have, but I get seasick pretty bad)

Do you like taking vacations?

I’ll try to speedrun answers bc my phones at a low percent and I’m eepy, yayyzies /gen

1. It was a mistake one of my moots saw and I thought it was super funny so I titled it that

2. I enjoy tea, I don’t have different flavors a lot tho

3. I don’t really know tbh, I do enjoy grilled cheeses with like ham or even better salami so I guess that

4. I just call them loofahs tbh, no funzies names for them from me sadly

5. I prefer hot showers, boil me while I cleanse myself, granted if it’s too hot it makes me lightheaded

6. Showers , I don’t have enough patience for baths

7. There’s only like 4, Butterlfy, backstroke, breaststroke, and I have forgotten the full name of the fourth but I know it has the word free, might be freestyle but I forgor

8. Nope, only one I could maybe count is the kazoo, but that’s pretty rare

9. I like using sea related ones, here’s some faves of mine 💤🪼🫧✨🦭☁️💤

10. Maybe Iceland or Japan, dunno how crowded they are and important details, but they seem cool to at least visit

11. I probably wouldn’t freeze it, maybe to do some random shit but I can’t think of anything important

12. Different things at different times, I maybe just end up as a blob at some point bc my brain is overloaded with junk

13. Sour cream and onions

14. A lot of songs, I have a list linked in my pinned post, I’m not listing them here tho it’s a wide variety

15. Nope, I don’t enjoy walking a lot, nor steep things

16. Maybe, might not bc that shit is scary but it’s also very pretty

17. I’m actually done with it, so yippeee for meee

18. I think being compassionate and caring are primary ones, idk a lot of the traits I enjoy of others tbh

19. In my own way (I don’t really experience attraction the same way, I coined a term bc of it actually) yea, just possibly rn actually is like my first, so far it’s nice but also the horrors /silly /gen

20. I don’t want to go to college, but I have to, dunno which major I’ll go for tho

21. No. They are extremely loud and chaotic, but that’s a general statement of out of control children, they can be alright to be around I just get overwhelmed easily

22. I burn like a lobster, no tans for me

23. I wanna say medium or long, it’s about to the bottom of my shoulder blades, that area of length

24. I enjoy being barefoot when I don’t have the risk of something in my foot, mainly around my house

25. I enjoy flip flops, long as they don’t have the annoying toe thing that things annoying

26. I do in fact own sunglasses

27. I enjoy robots, I don’t know anything bout em tho

28. Not currently, I always suggest Lego Monkie kid, I know it wasn’t a request for shows it’s really good tho

29. Not really, I hate it now actually, I didn’t really mind it when I was younger tho I think

30. Like 20

31. Tumblr or YouTube, prob youtube bc I have it on as background noise for everything

32. Not really, it overwhelms me irl wise, it’s much easier meeting ppl online bc it’s easier for me to communicate via typing

33. More pessimistic, maybe nihilistic, I can’t remember the term atm

34. I tend to flip between trusting easily and then realizing my guards down and then getting anxious thoughts, I don’t trust alot of ppl fully, I don’t really know tbh

35. I wouldn’t, I have no experience in acting, and I would probably fail hardcore bc of stage fright

36. I think I may have when I was a baby or too young to remember

37. I haven’t been sailing before

Edit: hit post too soon soz

38. Somewhat, if they are planned a lot and it’s to a place I want to go then yea

I’m eepy, eeee

[rayofmisfortune]

Embrace zero restraint, ramble my child, ramble until the sun explodes /silly /nf

Iiiiii guess I could ramble about some things :3

May as well take this as a chance to ramble about arc 2 since I haven't really talked about it... like at all jfjfjfj

Arc 2 starts some time after Tucker, Sam and Phantom find out the truth about what has happened to the Dannys in the portal accident. There's a lot of trial and error on Tucker and Sam's part when they're trying to find a way for Phantom to be around that isn't a ghost attack. But they figure out how the ghost sense works and how to kinda bypass it. They catch some blob ghosts in a fenton thermos and would release them when they need Phantom around.

Now comes the hard part, convincing the local valiant ghost existence debunker of ghosts actually being real. The entire scene is funny as all hell to me and once again I don't remember if I've talked about it or not. But it involves a phone being shoved in someone's face lmfao

Soooo after the biggest ghost refuser becomes a believer- the Dannys, if reluctantly, make some attempts at communication. Leaving notes for eachother when they can. Text messages. Literally anything.

A fun thing that I plan on writing into a fic happens here so I won't spoil that juuust yet but I can reveal that it involves the Fentons ;3

Vlad would come into play in arc 2 as well I feel like. It would make the most sense. Danny himself doesn't really have a ghost signature so Vlad wouldn't yet know he's Phantom. But ofc it's Vlad so he has suspicions. The Dannys would find out about Vlad in the most hilarious way. Danny's just laying in bed at Vlad's mansion after they've come by cuz of the college party. Boios sound asleep, when suddenly. Ghost sense. Phantom switches in, semi-startled but pleasantly surprised by the comfy covers he woke up under. At this point the Dannys leave messages for eachother to fill eachother in on stuff so he grabs their phone, checks and knows where he is and why.

Anyway Phantom searches around the mansion for the ghost that roused him from being dead to the world (heh) and finds his way into vlad's lab just as vlad detransforms and Phantom's just staring at the display of the ghost seemlessly transforming into vlad masters as his own transformation washes over him. Making eepy Danny in pj's be the one present.

Vlad whom already had his suspicions approaches Danny who is wide awake now. Vlad shifts, Danny's ghost sense activates aaaand it's Phantom again. "Over the top much?" (At Vlad's ghost form lmfao)

Lmfao this became a meeting Vlad ramble but hey, I haven't had this one figured out til now jfnfnf

Also the events here are kinda out of order so make of that what you will jfnfnfnf

THANKS FOR LETTING ME RAMBLE A LIL THO, BERRY!!

[canadianbaguette]

I Once Again have a Paulbrom

under cut is a lot of images, Mediocre to Crappy doodles, some injury’s, blood, and rambles

Here’s the Full Page Vers.

Basically, what happened is. I literally Could not get Paul out of my mind and had to doodle him to satisfy the Mind Goblin.

Here we have, Dressed up for the occasion Infected Paul. Specifically a demo of how Pokeys control manifests when he’s wearing the Half-mask. Basically whatever Emotion or feeling Pokey is actively Pressing into Paul’s mind, the half mask will reflect that Before Paul actively succumbs. If anything at first Paul might actually get Angrier at the start as demonstrated. Of course Happiness is Guaranteed

Next up we have, some eepy Paul + Realization of the Little Blob in his head. He has a Very Fluffy Robe, and it almost masks the horror of falling asleep in the Black And White.

Immediate Post Meteor Paul being carried by Pokey. Maybe I’ll make a Proper Drawing of Pokey one day! I cannot judge Pokey for his Paul obsession, mainly because I can probably outfreak him about Paul.

Here we have Paul Sleeping in the Goop. He’s going to freak out when he wakes up, but he IS having the most restful sleep of his life. Re: why Paul is so eepy around Pokey, I also have chronic fatigue and have Projection rayed it onto him. Plus the horror of, Your own body betraying you, Needing to run while your own brain drags you deeper into fatigue. ✨Disability as eldritch horror ✨ I’m not kidding, sometimes when I Paul suffering, I just go “HmmMM how am I feeling right now, *scribble scribble* Perfect” Also, That feeling when you just had a big meal, Are wrapped in just perfectly soft blankets, and are receiving headpats, is what Paul is experiencing when he’s submerged in the GooTM. The Goop in general also just, Makes Paul act a little stoned because of the happy buzz it gives him.

A Little after the meteor Paul and Pokey, the reason Emma had 2 weeks in clivesdale is, that’s how long it took for Pokey to reassemble Paul from the Chunky salsa rule, and then *gently persuade* him to be the leading man. The mask is fused to his face (mask of my own face, I’d wear that) Pokey also painstakingly takes his time repairing Paul, Even when Paul does his absolute best to self destruct.

Pokey is actually confused at why his favorite hamster isn’t happy, even though he’s been given the Happy Feelings and Comfy Clothes. For the most part the strings are pretty lax and will follow whatever Paul does.

[coloredscribbli]

I chucketh upon you two things:

Personal lore and fanfic lore

First, my profile picture is from this screencap

Yes, it’s the “if you feel simpatico get in a jar” screencap

The brain just fucking looks like overstimulation and I glommed onto it

Which reminds me, how often do you think MM has to clean out all the salty residue from those jars? Headcanon that he just becomes blob, hops into them and goes ✨✨✨VVVVVMMMM✨✨✨ like a sentient heat lamp and just bakes it out w/o having to do anything

Speaking of blob

T H E C O U S I N S.

Quip Schmitty and all the lil’ Quips following behind him is a QL3 ref on its own and the spiral on the top right is QL and QL2 cause of the colors

Bottom right is the Pack 7 menu cause clouds and balloons

Then top left is s’posed to look like the Pack 10 menu w/the white boards and pinkish glow (I think the Pack 10 menu is actually meant to be the same menu as the one for Pack 1, but with more shit in the actual room)

And bottom left, you can fucking guess (yes, the gray string things are the spinal cords hehe)

“A lua é prima do sol” = Portuguese for “The moon is the cousin of the sun”, cause you mentioned “sun and moon dynamic” and that song about like “the sun proposed to the moon”

I imagine the lore to go like, Schmitty’s just calling her family or something (my Schmitty interp is she/him) and talking about how life’s ok, she guesses, but like, the Quips are hard to understand sometimes with their chittering and she kinda just wishes she could have a change of scenery besides spinning voids and all the clay (QL3) is sticky if she’s over there too long and

Y’know, middle-aged needs-a-vacation stuff

And someone’s like, “Oh, hey, where do you live right now”

And the answer is “spiral voids, I told you”

And Schmitty’s told, like, go to California, you can’t be too far, and you can’t miss it either, he’s got another big show coming up soon

So Schmitty goes and Googles who the heck this “Coper” guy is and goes “wait, wasn’t Dypoland my mom’s maiden name” (this is coming from a universe where the creator doesn’t know the dense YDKJ-centric Schmitty lore, so do forgive me if his mom’s actually dead or somethin)

And learns The Mentalist’s from Alabama (bc sure MM put that on the website)

And Schmitty thinks about it and goes “FUCK I HAVE AN AUNT WHO MOVED TO ALABAMA AND HAD A KID AND I NEVER MET THAT KID”

Schmitty packs all her bags and cut to the Cueball Palladium

MM’s just trying to get a nap and some random ginger busts in and says, “WHERE’S MY COUSIN—do you need the hospital, that can’t be safe.” Cause MM has melted partway into blob and looks like a Picasso painting

And MM is like “Take one step closer and I will define ‘fatigue’ for you, one syllable at a time”

Schmitty goes “That’s two, then. I can handle that.”

MM can’t even be bothered, just

Eepy purple lump

Schmitty tries poking at MM

“You’re my cousin”

MM’s already passed out

After a bit, Mentos comes in and they settle the stuff out once MM wakes up and it basically ends up being

Schmitty: You’re so old fashioned, but I guess not everyone starts out with their own pocket dimensions!

MM: *checking family tree to be totally sure this dude’s actually his cousin* …Well, blast. We do share blood.

Schmitty: I TOLD YOU!

How do you think they’d react to meeting each other (assuming they haven’t already in canon)? Their relationship would definitely be “cries in the bathroom vs chucks a roll of toilet paper over the stall to use as tissues and clocks the crier in the head”

a whole bunch of neat stuff, so let's see what we've got here

I've always wondered what overstimulation feels like actually. i know the idea is "probably really fucking bad" but I'm just awful with feeling... feelings anyway. sounds like a fun twist

I like to imagine he's more careful with jar-cleaning on my end. those brains are pesky critters and tend to be too focused on the show to make an intentional mess, but MM's careful anyway. better he takes care of stuff, less money to spend on specifically buying new stuff

ANYWAY, COUSIN TIME

I feel like these two are just Saturday-morning cartoon levels of stupid when with each other in my lore. Like, I feel like that makes sense? Edutainment-type-stuff with this one magician who's always just energetic and upbeat but gets frustrated easily, and another who's just quiet and calm while being a coward. Plus the Quips. Somebody has to be the one doing the in-universe learning if it's not Schmitt and MM's dumbasses. 80% of the time.

But to me, they'd get on. It's basically a bit of a "good to see you're okay, don't die out there" dynamic. They could care MORE for each other, but they're still close when they hang out.

I mean sure, my lore for them is that MM thought Schmitto was dead for the past few years (after hearing rumours of the TMP2 incident), until the guy just waltzed in one day like "ohh shit, you actually made a show!"

And mostly because MM saw him as a huge inspiration for his confidence and love for theatrics back in the day, MM just thought he had gone crazy before being talked down from that spiral

So the two just caught up and agreed to stay in touch from there, thus creating their "energetic + frustrated showman" and "enigmatic + somewhat cowardly" showman. they probably hang out on weekends or something

[wildwoodsstarlighthotel-tm]

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Kacia age: 4324 years old role: trama holder/ gatekeeper Personality: from ancient Greece she is a follower of Hades and deemed a 'Hades kid' in Percy Jackson words she is mostly serious and taken a mother role in the system for Klee. Mom jokes for days. platypus obsessed

Estrellita age:5 role: little Personality: sassy yet dumb and funny. can and will throw hands with someone 5x their height and body weight. if not energized she tired eepy and sensitive

Sans age: 39 role: protector/ trauma holder/introject (Undertale) personality: lazy but strong and pun master. can and will rock kids' shit. other sans alters and aus include: ink error geno fell flower-fell Swap Dream Killer Nightmare Dust Fellswap and the littles: Bitty Au versions

Hu Tao age:15 role: trama holder/introject (Genshin Impact) personality: brash playful and friendly. jokester

Maomao age: 17 role:trama holder/introject (Apothecary Diaries) Personality: calm and apathetic but sometimes ruthless when her rules aren't followed. gets excited when talking about poisons

Ticci Toby age: 17 role: trauma holder/persecutor/introject (Creepypasta) personality: usually upbeat and hyperactive but very sarcastic and temperamental. jerkish and annoying.

Zagreus age: also centuries years old role:trauma-holer/introject (Hades) personality: sassy lil boy that is dating the grim reaper aka Thanatos

SCP-999 age: idk its a little orange blob role:little/introject (SCP) personality: living anti depressant that loves sweets and will seek out sad people to cheer up Haku age: 21 role:trauma holder/protector personality: quiet and mostly speaks about business but likes casual conversations about scps she's friends with

SCP-049 age:real fucking old again role: introject (SCP) personality: wants to cure the Pestilence and keeps the body from germs. thinks that body is free from the Pestilence if hes in her mind and likes to learn new thing

Jack Frost age: 16 but actually really old role: introject (Rise of The Guardians) personality: a laidback prankster that likes chilling with kids and making them laugh and have fun

Amity Blight age: 14 role: trauma holder/introject(The Owl House) personality: perfectionist little gay that likes to get good grades and making the people she loves proud

Toph Beifong age:16 role: protector/introject(ATLA) personality: a headstrong bunt character that lis a bit smug yet loyal to friends.

Klee age: 8 role: little/introject (Genshin Impact) Personality: troublemaker and refuses to sit still. naive and a bit ditsy.

Riddle Rosehearts age: 17 Role: Protector/self helper/introject (Twisted Wonderland) Personality: stubborn, rule stickler, sheltered boy, anger issues, healing

Angel Dust age: 37 Role: trauma holder/ prosecutor/ introject (Hazbin Hotel) Personality: can and will go back to people who harms them usually expects harm. this version of AD does not like to be called Anthony.

Alastor age: 40 Role: prosecutor/introject (Hazbin Hotel) Personality: manipulative and catty does not like the internet so he often doesn't speak in here if he does it's Riddle typing it out for him

Lucifer Morningstar age: reallll old but still younger than Kacia. Role: trama holder/introject (Hazbin Hotel) personality: duck obsessed socially awkward king of hell.

Stolas age: 36 Role: Protector/introject (Helluva Boss) Personality: flirtatious but romanticly awkward and dad figure for Klee

Macaque age: also a couple centuries-old holy cow- Role: protector/introject (lego Monkey Kid) Personality: sassy and only a hint of manipulation can and will deck kids in the face. the just freed from prison uncle (literally happened in the show)

Zuko age: 16 Role:Trauma holder/introject (Avatar the last air bender) Personality: awkward turtle duck that is healing and slight tiny hint of anger issues

Sir Pentious age: 45 role:introject (Hazbin Hotel) Personality: awkward but passionate and will cry for his little egg bois

TommyInnit age:17 role:introject (Twitch) personality: loud aggressive and cocky but means well

Technoblade age:23 role: trauma holder/introject (DSMP) personality: blunt quiet and some humor but has not been talking since sources death if he does talk alert Kacia, its a monumental moment

Tamaki Suoh Age: 17 role: introject (ouran high school host club) Personality: cocky loud and flirtatious when left unchecked if you are uncomfortable with his flirting when hes out alert Kacia

Hobbert "Hobie" Brown age:20 Role: trauma holder/ introject (Spiderman into the Spider-verse) Personality: chill anarchist who doesn't belive in teams. doesn't belive in consistency.

Adam age: real old again Role: prosecutor/ introject (Hazbin Hotel) Personality: womanizer flirt crude and annoying

Serial Designation V Age:idk 16 or smth in the teens Role:introject (Murder Drones) Personality: originally manic and insane with a blood (oil?) thirst but now a kindish self-sacrificial friend loving bot who will attack threats.

Esme age: 5 role: little Personality: quiet and meek but likes to talk about flowers

Shadow the Hedgehog age:50 but physically 20 role: Introject(Sonic)/former prosecutor personality: chill bit of edge lord but protective of littles and women in general, he drinks respect women juice by the gallon. "Hip with the kids" and people actually like him-

Asaki Age: 24 Role: Protector Personality: Loud and competitive. Irritable and the child of Zagreus and Thanatos. Can be quiet when she wants to.

Thanatos Age: FUCKING OLD Role: introject (Hades) Personality: Quiet loverboy who loves Zagreus (maybe a little too much ykyk?)

Bill Cypher Age: OLD AGAIN Role: Proscutor/Introject (Gravity Falls) Personality: Manipulative little fuck that will drive the host insane with despair. Proceed him with caution.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz Age: 47 Role: Introject (Phineas and Ferb) Personality: a dreamer of great height yet also dense but has a good heart behind his "evil plans"

Sun Wukong/Monkey King Age: old ass manRole: Protector/Introject (Lego Monkie Kid)Personality:Arrogant egotistical smug but protective and lazy at the same time

The St. Cassian High School Choir (Ride The Cyclone):

Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg Role: Introject Personality: a perfectionist over-achiever

Noel Gruber: Role: Introject A dreamer gay boy who wants to be a cold-hearted worker.

Mischa Bachinski Role: Introject Personality: A seemingly angry boy who spews profanity and likes to rap but in actuality he is a lover boy who is devoted to his fiance in Ukraine

Ricky Potts Role: Introject Personality: A soft-spoken boy who is very imaginative and is a cat lover.

Jane Doe/Penny Lamb Role: Trauma holder/Introject Personality: She is kind of like a child learning things for the first time and is soft-spoken, with no memory of who she was before the accident and headspace.

Constance Blackwood Role: Introject Personality: Just a bit self-conscious but can be a bit self-assured with bursts of confidence.

Beetle Juice Age: OLD ASS MAN AGAIN- Personality: this man is just alex brightman bro wtf- playful and jokeser that has a soft spot for kids

Frisk Age:8 Role: little/introject (Undertale) Personality: mute shy no gender child that likes to explore

Nimona Age: a couple thousand years old but physically 15-16 Role: Trama holder/Introject (Nimona Movie) Personality: Passionate loud and protective with a liking for chaos. Never, ever, call her a monster.

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♡—DREAM was active on Dream__Fanart (pt. 1)! He liked:

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he scares me sometimes

living life like limitless, there's nothing else but right here right now 💚🏔️

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*sigh* yes, i am a crybaby...

😴🥰✨.

laaaa la laaaaaa

Traditional dream.

dteam eyes &lt;3

(untitled)

We need to put him in a bubble suit

protecting him from every illness ever

dream in my the most recent outfit (+cat beanie) cuz idk what to doodle

bro's doin great. take care of yourself buddy, we really appreciate you &lt;3

thank you for tweeting every couple of hours so we know you’re ok dream : ) dttwt hopes you recover quickly &lt;3

qts

thats crazy

Movie night in bed while recovering 🩹❤️‍🩹

it’s been rly hot outside ☀️

dream

The poor little guy is enjoying his rose tea

…

Real

脑一个战后小互动XD

Blob doodles

Everest 💚

just a happy lil guy

Him and his bodyguards 🫶✨

dnfies

hello

He’s sleepy 💤

your existence is precious! 🌼

Too silly

for alé :)

🩷.

Get well soon, king

eepy

:)

actually don't 😭💚

The littlest minecraft guy

alright

💚💙🦈Matching🦈💙💚

💚.

Doodle :3

dreamXD just stays silly :3

They're soggy :/

what are these guys doing on the mushrooms😲

⭐⭐⭐.

oh my, oh my god !

I did blob dream instead! :D✨

Smol dreamteam:D

stream ‘everest’ wherever you get your music!!! i love this song so much. thank you for making it, dream 🫶🏻

Sea otters hold hands while they're sleeping so they don't drift away from each other!

Pensieri sopraffatti

Dreamfanart should follow me for this one it’s a banger

smiley boy!! :D

dsmp s2 never happen but sometimes i think

“I lived bitch.”

little dteam in a mushroom playground but there is definitely a spider somewhere in it

ohhh i forgot to post these

🤯.

And he stays there ☝️‼️‼️

: )

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and I literally spent like 30 minutes yesterday passing them to queue posts. I just really like my drafts they're like sons to me

I'M DOING GOOD JUST SO EEPY!!!!!!!!! WBU!!!!!!!

you are incredible to me. anything over 20 and i dye instantly. im doing ok!! ^_^ i made a little dream blob in my art class today and i have around 60 pages of reading to do for tomorrow so i should probably do that ^_^ its humid as hell where i am but dnf is real so. YIPPEE

[rebellum]

Okay so I'll be honest I'm too lazy to find and link sources so I encourage you to actually find a source to read about this on

But something cool to understand about hallucinations is that they're caused by neurons misfiring in the brain kind of randomly

So usually it's like this: eye gets light based visual data > neurons carry the information to the part off the brain that does vision (visual cortex) > the brain takes the raw data and interprets it. So it's like "red round shiny on white flat surface. Ah okay a red apple on a white table."

Or, for touch: sensory neurons get raw touch data > transfer it to interneurons > part of the brain that handles touch (somatosensory cortex) > brain takes the raw data and says "hmm warm and soft touch. Your partner is caressing your arm."

So hallucinations skip that first part, the raw sensory data. Instead the neurons fire despite there not being input.

So the brain goes "oh okay, there's a green blob on the ceiling. That must be the slime monster from Video Game!" So what you're SEEING is a weird green shape, but you KNOW what it is supposed to be. Kind of like a rorschach test almost - it's open to interpretation, but part of that interpretation is already done. So when people say they see, for example, Eminem in their room, they arent seeing a realistic Eminem. They're seeing it like you would see Eminem in your dreams. Impressionism Eminem.

One theory for how/why dreams exist is almost the same way, actually: so when you sleep your brain basically established new neuronal pathways. Doing this stimulates the neurons. So if you played a lot of basketball, the neurons responsible for the memories of basketball (how it looks, the players, the sounds, the smells, etc) are being stimulated, making you "see" them. But, it's more like the raw data AND your interpretation being encoded.. which is why dreams aren't hyper-realistic.

I'm saying all this to explain to people who have never hallucinated* so that you know what it's like. Visual hallucinations look dreamlike. Sound hallucinations are kind of.. almost ranom sounds? But you still know what they're supposed to be. Tactile hallucinations, like formication (that's with an M, from the Latin formi meaning any) feel like little dots all over their body. But your brain interprets it as bugs (or in my case, baby spiders) crawling all over you.

Which i just think is really cool

Also really, really scary sometimes. It's horrifying to see a weird little green misformed face as the edge of your bed and KNOW its a goblin despite it not actually looking like a goblin.

It's like a waking dream

*those who THINK they've never hallucinated. Technically dreams are hallucinations kind of. And you know when you're about to fall asleep but suddenly feel like you're falling? That's actually called a hypnogogic hallucination. It happens when you're asleep (your brain waves show you're asleep) but you don't actually FEEL asleep yet - but that's a whole nother post.

I'm just an eepy lil guy and too lazy to look for sources, but I highly encourage you to look this up. For the general stuff about how the brain interprets sensory input, you can find that on any trustworthy neurology source. For hallucinations specifically and for dreams you may have to actually read academic papers or books on it, sorry.