#just this guy

[sokokoko]

Day 6 of telling you what random shizz is in my notes:

his alien part naturally has this enemy-lover show off urge, so no matter how gentle he is he's violent

Killian's pain tolerance is kinda freaky. He only says ‘ow’ because it's learned behaviour.

One time a cat who was protecting her dead babies sunk its claws really deep into his arm and bit him and he just pet her and told her it was alright

Then he proceeds to say, "I think that that's a really pretty species name", and absolutely screws the pooch

humans who speak human

Skksksks, not ppl paying attention to my incoherent notes, so sorry for clogging up the tag, space orcs fans 😭

[kirkwallhellmouth]

Dear random customer who wants Trump back and seemed puzzled that I was not immediately on board with that sentiment,

There are more reasons not to want that man back besides being an undocumented immigrant (which is was an interesting thought to jump to; I am seriously one of the palest, unambiguously white guys who works here).

[thin-white-marmaduke]

[nicetomeetmew]

This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card

(source)

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

[willgrahamscock]

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[aplpaca]

i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers

[sixthrock]

reminder

[sweaty-confetti]

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

[crabussy]

IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

[gayrudeboys]

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

[em1e]

what made u guys pick ur url's !

[sunshineandlyrics]

New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes