#kapi thoughts

[keiaoi811]

Small clumsy Tecchou thought

Making flower crowns or bouquets, sitting on a bench or anything enough tall to make Tecchou crouch by the side.

He don't sit on it.

You two just talk like this, about anything, enjoying each other company.

Somehow, when Tecchou wants to get up from crouching, didn't realized that his legs got numb. Making him trip over his own legs and with weird fate, his face landing on your thigh.

He froze, sent of flowers filling up his nostrils while the soft and warm thigh makes his heart go crazy.

You asks if he is alright, didn't got hurt, brushing some of his hair from cheek to look at the face.

At this point Tecchou is gone, first in life, flustered so badly that he and red roses looks identical. Trying his best to create sentence and tell you, that everything alright and apologize for it.

Sight was too adorable to not giggle and just let it be as long as it can. He will get up when calms himself a little more, you give him time, there's no rush.

Tecchou was just too cute at that moment

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I just imagine something like this and found it too silly but probably can feel insanly ooc

[keiaoi811]

Okazaki: hmmm...Tecchou-san, you think would this be good?

Tecchou: if we add this, it should be better. The color match

Jouno: ...

Jouno: how....you both never are sick....how!?

collar x malice bsd crossover AU where Okazaki shares his weird snacks with Tecchou and Tecchou shares his weird food combos with Okazaki. They bond instantly and everyone around them is even more aggravated and horrified.

[kapitein-oranghien-29]

I was reading fanfiction, as one does every night. And i was talking to my friend, who shares a lot of my interests. And i had read a Hannibal×Will abo they send me, leaving kudos. But discussing it after with my buddy out conversation;

Me: it's hard to imagine hannibal with abbs like described.

Well, the actor had them too, i think

Anthony Hopkins has abbs?

What??? You tell me when you're drooling over hannibal, it's THAT one??? Do you imagine Hopkins when reding fanfic?? What about will???

Well!?!?! I thought maybe they gave him curlyier hair for diversity hire bro idk!

What, wasn't Mikkelson old enough for you Kapi

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[antofstory]

a story a day [10]

‘Kap, kapi-kapi-kapi, kap’ he jerkly mimicked the water drops coming down. ‘They remind me of some time long ago. When me… me and my friends would sit for hours under this plastic roof, on a breaking bench, playing cards and smoking cigarettes in a light summer rain. The rain was also doing ‘kap, kapi-kapi-kapi kap… Like playing a piano in the high register.’

The family was hundreds years away from said events and the said planet. The planet that didn’t have rains, nor snows. The country so dry, one Karl’s tear was worth a thousand lakes. 

‘You need a handkerchief, dear?’ At least I tried. 

‘I hear a piano, but it stings like broken glass, a million pieces slowly let go from the sky. I hate that I loved the rain so much.’ He finally stopped and smiled at me. He looked so innocent and timid, with glossy eyes, little snot on top of his mouth. I wanted to hug him, but it was not the end of the serenade. 

‘It was so warm, but we never thought so, we wanted to get out of the rain as soon as it came. Would run home, to a bus stop. Please, just don’t make me wet. Oh, how much I would want to be wet now, I would soak in my clothes [audible sniffle] like a piece of white bread in cold milk. I would lift my face into the sky, open my mouth and get so full of it I would start to pee. And I would drink the rain and pee the pants, until the rain would stop.’ 

He was starting to cry again. 

‘Dad! Could you close the tap please? Karl is melodramatic about the rain again.’

[sinistergooseberries]

This Melodious Rain (it's all you)

I would like to thank @the-life-support-system for being a wonderful beta!!

(Translation of Telugu is at the end of the chapter!)

Chapter 2

The woman looked outraged - and she had every right to be.

"What are you doing?!" she screamed.

"Shit," Meera muttered under her breath. What was that? Why had she taken that picture of her?

The other woman precisely asked those questions. Meera didn't move from her spot. But Usha - apparently that's what her brain called her - did. 

Meera, for some reason, was rooted to her spot. Fortunately, her body processed her brain's instructions and she began to move.

Usha ran upstairs while Meera ran downstairs. A thousand thoughts were racing through the latter's brain.

What the fuck would she even say? "Oh, sorry, I just thought you looked fucking amazing in the morning light and I kind of got lost in your beauty and took an impulse picture of you!"?

No goddamn way, obviously. How would this woman not think that she was a creep then? What if she thought she would like - masturbate to it or something? Then there would be no chance of even talking to her, let alone getting close.

Why was she even thinking of that in the first place?

Devudaaaaa. ‘Get a hold of yourself, Meera.’ (1)

"Oh my god!" both the women said, when they bumped into each other on the stairs.

The goddess, who was looking increasingly prettier by the second, lunged.

It was only Meera's impressive basketball reflexes that saved her from falling down the stairs and being pinned to the ground forever. Not that she would mind it in other circumstances. 

Meera told her brain to shut the fuck up.

The lights were being switched on. Meera groaned internally. She didn't even know what to say if their families became involved in this.

"What were you doing? Delete that picture!" the goddess literally screamed. She was not getting any quieter.

"Okay! Look, if you shut your mouth, we can resolve this peacefully," she said, trying her best to stay quiet.

"No! Why should I?!"

Valid point. Meera couldn't say anything to that.

She made another lunge for the phone and Meera dodged it again. The prettiest of lips were in her field of vision now.

"Listen. Please stay quiet," she pleaded.

Obviously, the other woman did not. Meera had to resort to extreme measures.

She clamped her hand on the goddess's mouth and immediately started speaking.

"Okay, I know this sounds and looks incredibly creepy but the only reason I took your picture was because I thought you looked beautiful in the morning light. Like in an aesthetic way," she said.

She could hear VTV Ganesh in Beast holding her head and saying, "You are very God-gifted child." and then spit in her face.

The other woman's eyes widened.

They were big and kapi decoction coloured and those eyelashes just enhanced everything. Meera was getting a little flustered and a little lost in them.

Then Usha tapped her hand.

"What?" Meera whispered.

Usha gestured for her to take off her hand.

"You won't scream?"

For a moment, she looked like she was ready to start screaming, but then she rolled her eyes and nodded.

Meera raised an eyebrow. The goddess rolled her eyes. Meera took her hand off.

Usha gulped and then started speaking.

"Show it to me," she said.

"Um," Meera said. Usha raised her own eyebrow and of course, Meera had to show it then.

The picture looked good. The goddess nodded.

"Okay. It looks alright. Do this shit again, and you might get to spend a day in the police station," she said.

Well, that was simple. But Meera winced anyway.

"Yeah. That was a bad idea."

Usha smirked. Meera lost a little bit of herself in that. She was getting used to this pretty fast.

The moment was interrupted by several people shouting various versions of "What happened?" and "Who screamed?" and "Oh my god is everyone okay?!?!"

At least they came after she had explained herself.

They somehow reassured everyone that it was a dog howling and not a human screaming at the top of her lungs.

After everyone went away, Veena, Meera's sister, was the only one left.

She looked at her like she knew something was up.

Meera shrugged, trying to remain nonchalant.

Veena just smirked and went back inside.

What on earth was that supposed to mean?

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The shoot was scheduled to begin on November 14th, two weeks from today, so Meera was literally and technically jobless.

She was doing housework and other chores that her dad would do if she hadn't been there. Now her role was reduced to an errand-girl, not the pride of the household, who studied in Osmania.

A real waste of her degree, that was a given, but it helped that the girl from downstairs seemed to look up and smile every time she left for work in the evening and saw Meera.

It was a Monday, and she was up on the terrace hanging their clothes up for drying. Veena, her sister, was also there with her.

"Oi," she started.

"Mm," Meera hummed.

"Are you... like, you know, trying to get the girl from downstairs?" Veena asked, smirking a bit.

Veena was her younger sister. She was her parents' child. It went without saying that she would turn out to be like them - nosy, chatty and annoying. They were hereditary qualities in their family. Meera never tired of wanting to punch her sister in the face.

"Shut up," she said.

"I'm saying this for your own good," Veena began, "but her father's a staunch Christian. You should know that things will go down very badly if the parents and her brother get to know about you even liking her."

Meera reeled. She actually couldn't believe her ears. "She is queer?" she asked, excitement written in bold letters on her face.

Veena looked at her like she was an utter waste of space. "You live in the remotest part of the Andamans or what? You didn't see her in June?" she asked.

"....No?" 

Meera really didn't know what to say. June had been very shitty for her. The anxiety of coming out had been eating her up inside and that had gone down how you would expect it to. She had been concerned about her own shit; there hadn't been any time or headspace to be bothered about others.

Coming out was hard. Being queer was not all rainbows like white people suggested on the Internet.

Her previous excitement ebbed away. Meera turned away from her sister, thinking about things like the past and the future and the present.

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That evening, the breeze blew quietly. It was 4 o'clock. The entire family was sitting on the wicker set up in the veranda. They were all sipping their coffees and talking.

"Sukravaram Suma kuthuri pellundi ," said Mahalakshmi Thota, Meera's mother. "Mark that in the calendar." (2)

"Memu kuda raavala?" Veena asked. (3)

"Arey! Meeru rakapothe elaga? Raavali. Oddhu-giddhu, em ledu! Final, anthe," Mrs. Mahalakshmi said, ending any arguments whatsoever. Mr. Vishnu Thota, her husband, kept quiet, as he did not consider talking in matters like this his forte. (4)

Meera hadn't been listening to any of this, though. Usha had come out with her own beverage. She looked beautiful as she came outside with a plastic chair, her brother behind her. They sat down and started their own conversation. Usha looked to be smiling. The sun's rays fell on her person, lighting her up in an ethereal glow. The breeze caressed the strands of her hair that had escaped her loose bun and the steam from her beverage fogged up her glasses.

She looked cute in her long shorts and oversized shirt.

And it just so happened that she glanced upwards. A smile graced Meera's face as she gave her a small wave. She smiled back and went back to talking to her brother.

Meera gulped and looked away, her face suddenly feeling warm.

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Translation :

Godddddddd

 "Suma's daughter's wedding is on Friday."

 "Is it necessary for us to come?"

 "Of course it is! How would it be if you didn't come? You have to. No nothing. This is final, that's all."

[coochiequeens]

First a surrogacy scandal in Greece now in Thailand

This week, Thailand’s Department of Special Investigation (DSI) raiding three surrogacy clinics and arresting a man suspected of working as an agent for a multinational surrogacy ring.

According to DSI assistant spokesman Atsadawut Sripita and Pol Capt Tinnawut Seelapat, director of the Bureau of Foreign Affairs and Transnational Crime, DSI officers raided three places in Bangkok and one in Nong Khai, a region bordering Laos, yesterday.

This was part of an inquiry into a transnational surrogacy operation that is thought to be linked to a case in Bangkok last February when a one-year-old toddler named Thaenthai went missing from the GS Kik nursery. The DSI became engaged after local police discovered that the baby was most likely the victim of a gang operating in the Central and Northeast regions.

Surrogacy Clinics Paid Surrogates

The DSI raided a nursery in Nong Khai’s Phon Phisai district at the time and discovered two babies suspected to have been delivered to paid surrogate moms. Police also discovered a bank book indicating that an agent had hired roughly 20 surrogate mothers, with the ladies receiving 450,000-500,000 baht for each baby they “delivered” for the group.

Since then, police have broadened their probe. Following the issuance of a search warrant, DSI deputy director-general Pol Capt Piya Raksakul led his officers and officials from the Institute of Forensic Medicine and the Department of Health Service Support to raid three clinics in Bangkok on 23 August.

The first raid took place on Ngam Wong Wan Road in Chatuchak district, at a reproductive clinic. Mr. Atsadawut stated that the DSI identified a fertility specialist to work at the facility. He had given compensated surrogate mothers with fertility diagnosis and therapy.

From 2018 to 2020, the doctor accomplished this. Officers also discovered the medical documents of a group of women who had functioned as illegal surrogates, according to Mr Atsadawut.

The second raid took place at a fertility clinic on Phetchaburi Road in Bang Kapi. The same doctor worked there as a part-time physician providing fertility diagnoses.

The most recent raid took place at a fertility clinic on Pathumwan’s Phloenchit Road. According to investigators, the doctor’s transaction records linked him to the clinic’s operations. Furthermore, according to a DSI assistant spokesman, compensated surrogate moms were examined by this clinic before being flown abroad for intracytoplasmic sperm injections.

Police also discovered the surrogate mothers’ and their children’s passports. Mr Atsadawut stated that the facility does not have authority to use or provide medical reproductive technology.

On August 28, authorities from the DSI and Nong Khai Provincial authorities arrested Sunate Chomsri for his alleged involvement. During a search of his home, authorities discovered a list of surrogate mother names purchased and paid for by Mr Sunate, with the intended purchasers believed to be foreigners.

Surrogacy in Thailand

Thailand was a popular surrogacy destination until 2015 because to its low costs and sophisticated medical facilities. Many overseas couples and individuals visited Thailand in search of surrogacy arrangements. However, the Thai government became concerned about potential exploitation and unethical practises in the surrogacy industry, prompting a slew of legislative revisions.

Thailand passed legislation prohibiting commercial surrogacy for foreigners in 2015. International intended parents were no longer permitted to pay Thai surrogates for their services. The law was enacted in response to ethical concerns raised by surrogacy arrangements, including as incidents in which surrogates were reportedly exploited or left with legal and financial vulnerabilities.

Thailand’s surrogacy sector witnessed substantial changes following the ban on commercial surrogacy for foreigners. Many intended parents with ongoing plans experienced uncertainty, and the country’s reputation as a surrogacy destination suffered as a result.

It is crucial to note that surrogacy rules and regulations are subject to quick change, and the information presented here may not reflect the current situation of surrogacy in Thailand. If you are considering surrogacy in Thailand, I recommend checking with legal specialists and current sources to understand the country’s current legal and ethical context.

[jamalgripperton46290]

Getting Freaky On a Friday Night (Pico x Boyfriend)

Jamal Gripperton's Masterlist

A/N

•••

It was just another Wednesday afternoon, and Boyfriend was casually scrolling through Tiktok, nothin' special. That is, until he stumbled upon a brand-new tattoo parlor just a few blocks away from where he lived. "Sweet" he thought to himself, after all, he had been wanting a tattoo for a few years now, but he just didn't know where...

So he had the brilliant thought of asking the group chat on suggestions regarding the topic. Here's how it went:

Boyfriend: Hey guys im thinkin of gettin a tattoo in that new tattoo parlor but idk where suggestions?

Carol: Dude what happens if you accidentally put tinfoil in the microwave

Kapi: Get it on ur dick and then you can finally pull some bitches man 💀

Whitty: Carol please tell me u didnt put fucking tinfoil in the goddamn microwave

Garcello's Spirit: R u sure gettin a tattoo is a good idea little man?

Sussus Moogus: Im with kapi on dis one get it on ur tiny ass meat stick lol

Carol: Dude i see a flame in the microwave o shit

Whitty: CAROL WTF

Carol: Dude this is actually pretty sick i can summon daddy dearest or smn now 🍸🔥🔥😈😈😝😝

Kapi: Yeah i dare bf to get it on his tiny dingle dongle

Boyfriend: Fuck you kapi and dw youll be the first to see the tattoo on my double decker deek 💖🥰

And so, a text and throwing on the first t-shirt and grey sweatpants he could find, was all he had to do to set his journey on the quest of getting his 8-inch dick tattooed.

He settled on getting a dragon design to go all around his "MAGNUM DONG" when in reality, it was just a little above average sized, so nothing too special.

As he made his way to this new tattoo parlor, he couldn't help but feel a little scared, because obviously, having a fear of needles was brutal enough, but having a needle inject ink into your dick for who knows how long, was even worse. But Boyfriend was known for being bold and "cool" so he wasn't gonna let fear get the best of him, and he wasn't gonna chicken out on a dare just because he was being a reckless pussy amirite?

He mustered up the courage of opening the door of that darn tattoo parlor and found himself greeting the nice lady at the front desk and initiating in some small talk before sitting down at the waiting area down the small hall.

"Can a "Boyfriend" go to room 3 please?" a random lady scoffed.

This was it, there was no turning back (he kinda wanted to) but Boyfriend and his overly high ego said otherwise.

He slowly opened the door to see a ginger crouching down to pick up something that seemed like a pack of antiseptic wipes. Boyfriend couldn't help but stare at that juicy ass of his just waiting to be fucked (at least that's what he thought)

"Nice ass" Boyfriend blurted out, as he took a seat on the medical chair thingy (We don't know what it's called okay?)

"I beg your pardon?" Pico turned around to see a rather handsome looking shortie sitting at the medical chair thingy (Still don't know what it's called)

"It's got a juicy look to it, but voluptuous is really the word I'm looking for" Boyfriend then proceeded to shoot Pico an innocent wink which made Pico want to take his gun and shoot himself right in the face.

"Umm... I d-dont think I follow" Pico stuttered, as he tried to hide the bright shade of red forming upon his cheeks (the ones on his face, we're not getting to that part just yet)

"You're cute, what's your name?" Boyfriend asked, trying to start a conversation.

"Erm... It's Pico" Pico blurted out, not quite sure why the "Patient" was talking, well, more like flirting with him in the first place.

"E-either way, we gotta get to business" Pico stammered, as he took a seat on his chair, ready to type in this weird and excruciatingly handsome fellow's details on the computer.

"What type of business sugar?" Boyfriend smirked, especially proud of that one, he pulled like it was nothing #cool.

"Are you kidding me right now? I need your details you douche" Pico declared, getting a little impatient with this weird dude that was hot as fuck and also within cock-sucking range mind you.

"Oh... right" Boyfriend said, taking this a little more seriously (Like he was supposed to in the first place)

"I need your name and age" Pico groaned (Not in that way yet, just be patient little chickadees, it's almost here), as he just wanted this to end as soon as possible.

"Oh yeah, my name's Dick and I'm 19, single and ready to mingle honey" Boyfriend obviously joked, as he let out a chuckle.

"Ha, Dick, surely that explains a lot" Pico rolled his eyes and fixated them on the computer.

"Just pulling on your balls bae, my name's Boyfriend" The shorter of the two said.

"Dude, that's like somehow worse, it can't get any worse than this" Pico let out a laugh at the thought that this hottie had so much potential, and yet, his name was simply "Boyfriend", how pathetic.

"Okay, where do you want the tattoo huh?" Pico asked rather eagerly.

"Um, this is gonna sound a bit weird alright? But it's a dare, so like, I'm obviously doing it..." 

"I'm gonna tattoo my super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, my chode, cock, dick, meat stick-" Boyfriend was cut off mid-sentence.

"Stop, just stop. WHAT THE FUCK?!" Pico panicked at the thought of having to hold his dick while measuring, tattooing it, and all that jazz, he needed someone to pinch him right then and there, or else he really would bring out that gun and shoot himself.

"I would say you're rather excited though, aren't you sugar?" Boyfriend smirked, while also being super proud of that one, he was practically on flirting fire #doublecool

"You wish, you fucking dick" Pico mumbled, knowing damn well that Boyfriend was in fact correct, and he was just waiting for Boyfriend to stick his "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" up his scrawny little hole (His words not mine)

"I don't even think that's even legal dude, lemme ask my manager" Pico scoffed rather disgusted.

And so Pico did the awkward task of asking his manager if it was in fact legal to tattoo someone's dick. And much to his demise, it was, but they would have to dispose of the tools that came in contact with his "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" for obvious hygiene reasons and sanitary measures.

"Somehow in fucking hell, it fucking is legal and allowed in here" Pico growled as he spoke to Boyfriend.

"Fuck yes! It's gonna be epic dude!" Boyfriend cheered, breaking out of his flirtatious character towards Pico.

"Whatever, get on the medical bed thingy" (I don't know what the fuck it's called so y'all are just gonna have to deal with it m'kay? Thnx <3)

And so, Boyfriend eventually did, taking his baggy, blue jeans and boxers off for Pico to "Inspect" the soon-to-be tattooed area.

"If you don't mind me saying, I expected it to be bigger than this" Pico giggled as he shot Boyfriend a somewhat of an intimidating look that screamed 'Dude wtf like ew'.

"Like yours is any bigger hon" Boyfriend scoffed, rolling his eyes at Pico

Pico eventually measured it and broke into a fit of laughter.

"Eight inches? Really? I know mine's at least ten dude" Pico teased.

"Please, don't lie to yourself sugar, but if you want..." Boyfriend eventually came to a halt and trailed off.

"If I want, what?" Pico wondered.

"I could measure yours just to be sure it is in fact "Ten inches" like you said it was" Boyfriend smirked as he said so, but of course, no homo though...

Fuck it man, yes homo, Boyfriend was already getting hard at the feeling of Pico's cold fingertips touching his "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" and he wanted nothing more than to fuck this ginger's voluptuous and juicy ass.

"F-fuck... y-yes please" Pico moaned at just the sight of his rather average "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" but it was quite thick in size, and that was enough to make Pico's friend downstairs want to rise from the dead (iykyk)

The two passionately smashed their lips together and felt nothing but a strong wave of lust wash over them. A part of Pico was saying that sex at a fucking tattoo parlor wasn't exactly the best idea. But fuck it, buttfuck it, because Pico was just desperate, he longed for the touch of Boyfriend and wanted nothing other than him.

A simple kiss soon turned into a heated makeout sesh - suckin face if you may. Tongue and everything it was filled with passion, lust, affection and pure love. Kissing in a tattoo parlor with some hot hunka meat you just met, super cliche right? But cha live in the moment ma dudes. 

A few minutes later, Pico grabbed Boyfriend's man pole as Boyfriend squirmed in the medical chair thingy and met with Boyfriend's black world-consuming orbs earning a small whimper from Boyfriend. Slowly, he started licking Boyfriend's tip which was already leaking out in pre-cum while Boyfriend was squirming under Pico's strong, cold grip. He trailed his tongue down Boyfriend's length as Boyfriend let out small moans and groans of pleasure.

All of a sudden, Pico took him all in with a yelp from Boyfriend. Bobbing his head up and down and dragging his tongue around his width, licking, sucking and kissing all over Boyfriend's chode. Boyfriend was rolling his hips unable to contain the immense pleasure bubbling up inside him like a simmering stew on high heat.

Pico couldn't help but smirk at how out of control he made Boyfriend feel. Serves him right for earlier. "Where's the 'Mr. tough guy' at?" Pico asked slyly. "You miss him?" Boyfriend managed to blurt out. "Not necessarily " Pico mumbled.

"I'm gonna I-" Boyfriend moaned out. "I know babe let it out " Pico murmured. "Fuuuucccckkkkkk-" Boyfriend spoke barely over a whisper, warm liquid filled Pico's mouth and he obvs swallowed it all.

"Wanna 69?" Boyfriend asked coyly.  "Uh yeah... s-sure " Pico stuttered getting nervous in the presence of Boyfriend's flirtatious side again. As soon as Pico replied, he smacked his juicy, voluptuous, curvaceous, busty, opulent, well-proportioned, luscious ass. Pico moaned at the action and not noticing Boyfriend had moved.

Without warning, he went all in taking him whole. Pico might have had small dick energy, but he was the exact opposite when it came to times like these. Hot, wet and loud were the words to describe the tattoo parlor room, both of their moans bouncing of the room's walls as they sucked each other off. Pico suddenly stopped which made Boyfriend supa confused, so confused, he didn't even notice Pico behind him until he felt all of his dingle in his ass.

"F-fuck Pico-" Boyfriend blurted, as Pico slowly rolled his hips. "What babe c'mon use your words" Pico groaned seductively in Boyfriend's ear as he picked up the speed. "F-fuck you feel s-so good" Boyfriend splattered "I know babe" Pico admitted. His thrusts getting harder and faster, their skin clapping together getting louder and more pleasingly painful.

"I can't take it anymore P-pico" Boyfriend said as he gasped for air. "Yes you can baby, I know you can" Pico replied reassuringly. "Fuck, fuck, FUCK PICO" Boyfriend screamed as he was screaming without the s (iykyk). Pico finished after him with a loud, deep groan. "It's my turn now Pico, get on all fours before I make you" Boyfriend whispered in his ear slightly nibbling on his ear lobe. 

Pico fought against letting out a moan and slowly went on all fours. "If you ain't gonna do it yourself  *smack* I'm gon do it myself". He flipped Pico over and went all in. Plunging in and out of Pico's asshole, Boyfriend was goin at full speed and wasn't holding back at all. And holy shit, Pico would be lying if he said Boyfriemd was mediocre. Pico's soft moans and Boyfriend's deep groans filled the room and were the only thing to be heard within a mile's radius.

Apart from their skin clapping and the squeaking of the medical bed thing. "You like it baby?  Does my Magnum Dong feel good penetrating your ass?" Boyfriend whispered seductively. He only got a moan in response "I need words Pico" Boyfriend whispered. "Yes fucking, hell yes!" Pico moaned out. "Good" Boyfriend muttered under his breath. "Fuck, fuck, fuck. fuck, fuuuuuccccckkkkkk" Boyfriend groaned as he released his load.

"Sit down Pico "Boyfriend spoke. The second Pico sat down, Boyfriend got on his knees and got to work. Sucking every part and gagging anything and everything Boyfriend could do he did until they were both out of breath.

Soon later, Pico did Boyfriend's tattoo and got it 4 free! 

He should really thank Kapi sometime.

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A/N

Word count: 2203 words

Haiiiii partay peoples! Omfgggg this chapter was super fun to write and we both died multiple times throughout the whole process of writing and editing this chapter. Btw Beezy wrote the first half (Up until da smashing their lips togetha part lmao) and ofc Jamal wrote the bottom half (The makeout sesh all the way to the end) and they tried their best, so why not follow em? Hope you guys liked reading this as much as we loved writin it <3 Stay tuned ma dudes the chapters get even better y'all.

-BeezyBee and Jamal Gripperton

[billblok]

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[pony-central]

List of People That Sick PonyCentral Can't Stand

While there is like 95% of people Sick PonyCentral likes, or prefers, there are some that she doesn't like. The people that she hates are the ones that she'd hunt down

The Ones She Mildly Dislikes

List of people she only dislikes a bit, or just doesn't like in general

Alexa - She thinks Alexa is getting a bit boring now. She prefers it if Alexa had a different voice instead of a boring female TTS one.

Michael Jackson - she doesn't think his songs are good. She's more into the pop songs, or the rock and roll ones.

Morgz - she's not a fan of him anymore due to all of the clickbait thumbnails.

Sony Pictures - Because they made The Emoji Movie. She can't stand that film.

JLS- IDK why she doesn't like them.

The Ones She Doesn't Like That Much

List of people who almost drive her to a Berserk Button

Sick Kapi - It might be a shocker, but Sick PonyCentral doesn't like him.

The Thomas and Friends narrator - she thought he was too boring

Justin Bieber - she doesn't like him due to his song "Baby".

Joseph Tinnelly - the Hell's Kitchen chef she found to be a bit... Meh.

The Ones She Strongly Dislikes

Jake and Logan Paul - it's pretty obvious.

That Vegan Teacher - you know why

Purity Senpai - at least he's not in the red zone

Purity Monika - she just hates her

The Ones She Ultimately Hates

People who made Velma - looking at you Mindy Kaling.

Elon Musk - pretty obvious as to why she hates him so much

David Attenborough - TBH, I agree with er on this one.

Yoda. (wut?)

[fyrenyx]

We will not always be here, you and I.

These bodies are not forever and yet we swallow so much thinking we have all the time in the world to do as we wish. We clutch our feelings close to us, trying to obscure them against the very skin that yearns for the touch of them. We silence our thoughts, never giving brilliant ideas the light of day.

We bury “I love you”, “I miss you” and “I’m thinking about you” so we don’t seem emotional, weak or vulnerable.

We have few precious breaths on this planet, a finite number of days in which to weave our beautiful stories through the tapestry of time.

The soul may live on eternal, but this Earthly form doesn’t.

Eventually we all return to stardust once more.

We as mortal beings on this planet are here to experience a short-term reality, one that is jam-packed with experiences on this roller-coaster we call life.

All the ups, downs and creamy middles are ours to embrace with arms wide open.

( ✍️ Ara Campbell )

Art : Irina Kapi

[tenelese]

The Sin of Betrayal

Chapter 1

Girlfriend wakes up and gets ready for the day, it was an important day as she was now gonna introduce her boyfriend, Kapi, to her parents! Hopefully they're get along with Kapi better than they did with her ex...not that Boyfriend was the problem, he wasn't! That was all on her parents! When she told her parents that she broke up with Boyfriend, they cheered! It was short-lived when she told them that she found a new boyfriend. They calmly told her to bring her new boyfriend over, she texted Kapi about it and he agreed though he told her why her parents opinion matter since the two of them love each other before they begin texting and flirting with each other. She guessed he makes a good point on that, after he said that...her mind wandered over to Boyfriend...she'll admit she did miss him. A thought came to mind! She thought about inviting him to a fancy restaurant to hang out, she doesn't want to lose him as a friend. She still cares deeply about him, so she sent him a text asking if he wanted to hang out next month. She wouldn't invite over now nor very soon, she knows that he is very upset and needs time away from both her and Kapi. She had a feeling he wouldn't respond to her back immediately nor for a minute so she decided to wait for him to respond anytime he wanted.

Unknown to her, Kapi was also texting Boyfriend to invite him over to the arcade for a party he was hosting next week. His reason of inviting Boyfriend over to maybe hangout with him like they did back in college. They were like bros back then! He kinda did miss those days...To be honest, the last time he saw Boyfriend was 3 weeks ago when he stole his girlfriend because she was out of Boyfriend's leage. He wasn't stupid enough not to know that Boyfriend would be upset with the whole thing, but they were still friends. He waited for a response from Boyfriend, but hasn't gotten anything, he was annoyed but you can't help with people sleeping in or them losing their own phone. He got himself dressed and ready to meet his new girlfriend's parents, he wanted to make a good impression so he got himself to dress formally and got Girlfriend some roses. He was ready!

However, unknown to Kapi... Boyfriend was up...and to say he was so upset with the two of them texting him to hang out with them as if nothing happened was understandable. He was on the bed staring down at his phone with the messages from both his ex girlfriend and his formal friend, tears began streaming down his cheek.Sure it's been 3 weeks since the incident, but he just couldn't get over it. It's not like there was anything he could do to win Girlfriend's heart back would he want to. He accepted the fact that his now ex girlfriend moved on from to Kapi and broke his heart, but he still couldn't get over the heartbreak. He guess he could understand what Pico went through when they broke up, but Boyfriend didn't choose anyone else nor cheated and moved on from Pico. Boyfriend knew he should have blocked both Girlfriend's and Kapi's phone numbers, but he didn't...he tossed his phone to the side and covered himself up with covers while staring out the window on his apartment. He decides to think about the invites rather than straight up reject them...

[keiaoi811]

I wonders if Jouno would have some favorite fabrics to touch- especially on his lover 👀

Just imagine getting a lingerie from him as a gift, which have a beautiful embroidery. Don't even try to say no to wear it for him, it was a hassle to buy it, so now he wants a reward~ heh

His fingers slowly moving over the delicate fabric, taking time to feel the pattern in full.

"Hmm? Getting flustered? But i am not doing anything in particular...just checking out the product i bought."

Jouno grinning while his voice is soft and calm. You one the other hand a total mess, as he getting into more teasing-

My thoughts are not even close to innocent ones- helpppp

Jouno ❤ (ɔˆз(ˆ⌣ˆc)

[kapicat]

An audino? Kapi's ears perked. No, it wasn't that audino. She was purple, this one is pink. But this one looked at them the same way the other one did. Full of caring kindness, like a promise that they were safe.

Kapi managed a look, there was one person still there. They had to be careful if they did this. They didn't want to share their pain if they used telepathy. A glance at the clipboard was followed by a long blink. They could write. That was one of the things they were shown how to do. That thought mixed with the physical pain they felt, bringing tears to the corners of their eyes.

'Okay,' the telepathic message was slow, carefully measured. 'I fell down in the ruins. And my tail hurts.' To emphasize this, Kapi looked back at it. The angle it was bent at was clearly painful. They adjusted their position a little to relax, only for the tears that dotted the corners of their eyes to fall. 'Leg! Leg too!'

Poppy and company had tried very hard to make sure their logo was distinct from the normal red cross - lest the Joy family get up their ass for trademark or copywright reasons. But every so often, they got a client who mistook the rainbow X for a red cross, in their panic, so it was normal.

And a client was a client, so at the sound of the bell, when the door was opened, a friendly Audino came toddling out from behind the counter, holding a clipboard. Only to stop short.

...

Well, this was awkward. Mew were - was? Florence was unsure about the population number - not extremely important to the cosmos, not enough to be worshiped as a god...except by one of the part owners of this clinic. Ugh, Florence was so torn - Dr. Somma would jump at the chance to treat a Mew. But that could scare the poor thing off, and they didn't want that either...

Scrubbing away these thoughts, Florence held out the clipboard. ["Here you go!"] The standard welcome script just flew out of her head entirely. Some of these fields were going to be a little hard to answer, too. ["Um..."] There was only one other person in the waiting room, but they were over by the healing machine and would be out any minute. Florence felt Noir in the back office start to grow antsy at whether this would be another argument over the 1000p healing machine fee.

Importantly, though, there was nobody to eavesdrop on the Mew answering questions that were asked in Pokespeech. ["We do treat wild Pokemon. Don't worry about paying us. You're kind of a special case, I think?"] Ah, Noir would be able to answer these questions better but Florence didn't want a fight in the waiting room...

["We can figure out that stuff later, we just gotta know why you're here."] Something a little more specific than "everything hurts" was needed for the chief complaint section.

[viijaya]

U know that one 5th anniversary outfit arju wears where he’s carrying a little monkey on his arm? I dunno if this has been thought before, but as I was reading the story where Arjuna meets Hanuman, i couldn’t help but remember that outfit Arju wears on the 5th anniv and now im thinking about the posibility of that little monkey actually being Hanuman (having taken the form of a small monkey once again like in the story), as after their bet and as things get solved, Hanuman promises that he would protect Arjuna’s chariot on the battlefield once the Kurukshetra war starts, but now i’m thinking of Hanuman casually sticking around as devotion seems to be one of his key traits in regards to his character with friendlineess amongst others, so what if it was Hanuman indeed?

[luisleyyaoi]

Joint pain my abhorrent

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

FNF HCs: Reactions to Reader Proposing (Pt 1/??)

Pico

Takes him a full minute to process it.

He's waiting for the "sike"--but it never comes.

So he starts crying a little, because he's so torn over what to do.

Although he's scared of being too dangerous to be around....you proposing is proof that you feel safe with him.

But you comfort him and patiently wait for his answer (which is yes, thank goodness).

Senpai

Is an emotional wreck, but in a good way.

He wanted to propose first, though knowing you wanted to marry him without a doubt made him sob.

You truly do love him and all of his flaws. He couldn't be happier.

After you give him the ring he just picks you up and spins you around, laughing through the joyful tears.

He's so excited for this next chapter of your lives.

Garcello

Honestly didn't think he'd live long enough to see someone propose to him--but here he is.

His only fear is repeating the past, having ruined relationships thanks to his addiction. He just doesn't wanna screw things up this time.

Despite the shadow obscuring his eyes, you saw the tears and get up to console him, reassuring him there's no rush. You anticipated his hesitance anyway.

Whether he says yes or no is okay. You're happy to be with him regardless.

Zardy

Being the little shit that he is, Pumpkin Jack botches your attempts to propose to Zardy.

He just laughs and steals the ring, making you chase him throughout the maze before Zardy catches him first, taking the ring back.

But he's confused on why you had this shiny thing in your possession, so you explain its meaning before proposing to him.

The light within him seems to glow brighter as he smiles and nods.

But the moment is ruined by PJ's giggling.

Tabi

He's 100% convinced this is a trick.

A trick to somehow earn money from him. Or maybe you just wanted someone to show off or--

But luckily you had a speech ready in case he thought that, emphasizing your promise that you won't let anyone take advantage of him anymore.

And by the end of it, he's already in tears.

"I-if what you say is true..then yes. I would love to be your husband."

Kapi

"Kap, will you....be my Player Two?"

By god it's the absolute cheesiest shit you could say, and in an arcade of all places.

But Kapi is fully moved by the question as he grins and hugs you tightly, purring happily in your arms.

His vigorous nod confirms his answer.