#kevin's not jealous

[rembytem]

Short fic that takes place after the images below!

**Please don’t tag as shipping!**

Brian finds himself staring out at the backyard, pale moonlight from the waning moon washing the grass in silver. He didn’t think he’d still be thinking about earlier with Kevin but the wolf part of his brain must still be anxious. Approaching footsteps draw his attention away from the yard as Kevin himself walks towards him, stopping short to offer Brian a beer. Kevin’s posture is relaxed and nonthreatening, a sharp contrast for before, as he hands Brian the bottle.

 “Thanks man,” Brian says as he takes it.

 “No problem. Figured you’d want one,” Kevin replies jovially. There’s a beat of silence filled with crickets and frogs chirping in the night as the men sip their beers.

 “So what was that alpha shit earlier?” Brian asks bluntly. Kevin chuckles lightly before shrugging.

“Ah you know, one of us has got to be the alpha sometimes,” Kevin jokes. When Brian doesn't joke along, Kevin sighs but he still has a loose smile on his face. He spares a glance behind them. Dan, Daithi, and Seán are all talking about some anime by the sounds of it, not noticing that Brian and Kevin are chatting. Seemingly satisfied with what he sees or hears, Kevin turns back to Brian. “I’m sorry about earlier. I’ve gotten a little overprotective of Dan it seems,” Kevin apologizes. He takes a long sip of beer.

 “What do you mean?” Brian pushes, setting his beer down and leaning closer into Kevin’s space.

 “Well, it’s my fault Dan’s a werewolf. I feel responsible for him,” Kevin explains. Brian’s eyes widen.

 “You didn’t bite him, did you?” Brian gasps. Kevin shakes his head with a tired laugh.

 “Oh, no I didn’t bite him. But I was there when he was bitten. And I stood there like an fecking idiot,” Kevin sighs, his whole body deflating. If he was in his wolf form, Brian bets Kevin’s head and tail would be low. “I blame myself so I get a little aggressive if I think he’s in danger.”

 “But he wasn’t. We were just playing,” Brian counters. Kevin nods.

 “I know you weren’t hurting him. It’s just, when I saw you laying on him and heard him wheezing I felt I had to step in,” Kevin admits sheepishly. “Silly me, Dan can defend himself and I’m here worrying like he’s a pup.” Brian sighs and wraps an arm around Kevin’s shoulders.

 “I’ll be more careful,” Brian says softly.

  “I know you will. And I will too,” Kevin replies, leaning into the half-embrace as they stare up at the moon, their beers forgotten.

[freetobeeyouandme]

God rereading TFC after TSC is so fun on so many levels, starting with but not limited to Neil's character development...boy really went from "Neil Josten was nobody, he could be nothing because he couldn't stay anywhere and get attached to anyone" and thinking he might not survive the first Foxes vs. Ravens match but sticking around to make sure Kevin would to casually ordering a hit while having lunch as he waits for the FBI and eating takeout during the interrogation and being a general nuissance @ everyone including the feds. i love him so so so much

[calcat89]

Me and Derek Morgan every time we remember that Penelope Garcia dated professional whiner Kevin Lynch for like years and years

[knickknacksandallthat]

kevin: you're the most jealous man i know

jean: you know other men?

saw this meme and thought of them

bwahahahahaha anon 🤣🤣 yesss they fit it so well!!

Meanwhile, Jeremy in the background, eating popcorn: yeah, Kev - you know other men?

Both Jean and Kevin: 😑😑😑

[only-one-brain-cell]

I MISSED SPENCER AND PENELOPE WORKING TOGETHER

Emily: well leave you to it

Spencer: let’s start with E

Pen: are you flirting with me?

Spence: 🤨

Pen: cause E happens to be my favourite vowel

[sundrz]

I said it before jey in his jealous boyfriend/ex era he literally Interrupt sami and Kevin hug and beat the shit out em and ruined the show and throw sami chair 😭😭😭 it's so funny he can't stand sami and Kevin together

( I'm curious what he yelled at sami)

[wrestlezaynia]

I've decided Sami and Kevin are going to be married in this fic and they decide to celebrate their anniversary by spicing things up. 😏😉

However, this time, they're keeping their rings on. The last time they roleplayed without wearing their rings, two men approached Sami asking if he'd be interested in a ménage à trois...it didn't end well for them. They ended up leaving, not with Sami, but with two black eyes.

[thealogie]

i remember being like 12-13 when the dt era doctor who was at like. maximum power and one of my classmates insisting on calling him david teninch and thinking he was sooooo mysterious and brooding and cool and like. i have to laugh. i admire the horny teenage commitment to the bit but that man is simply a limp noodle

He is a WET limp noodle but god he’s made me feel every human emotion ever invented.

[gregorycddie]

kevin kline in a fish called wanda. unlimited amounts of sauce in that man

[dailyaftgquotes]

"Neil reached behind Andrew and popped Kevin in the back of the head to shut him up. Matt choked on a laugh and tried unsuccessfully to pass it off as a cough. Kevin froze for a startled second, then sent Neil a scathing look. 

"No one wants to hear that right now," Neil said. "If you hit me again," Kevin started. Andrew cut in with a casual, "You'll what?"

-Nora Sakavic, The King's Men, page 218

[moonniu]

KEVIN |220827| WHISPER fancam

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Pulling back the curtain behind Evan Jealous and Kevin

[knickknacksandallthat]

the coming out ask becomes even more hilarious if you think about jean having twitter wars with people replying to the comment

some random guy who was at an event at the same time as kevin: he smiled at me once and i came in my pants

jean, almost foaming at the mouth: what the fuck did you just say

especially if it happens to be a celebrity that they interact with pretty often, who now has a 6'5 man trying to set them on fire with his eyes

(you can't really blame him, he's been dealing with this for 5 years and can only now do anything about it)

phew okay, catching up on my asks b/c Dec & Jan have been train wrecks on my schedule, but these asks are all amazing and too good to stay buried in my inbox...

Anon, this is HYSTERICAL. I LOVE picturing Jean starting twitter wars b/c he is going to DEFEND HIS MAN (ahem, MEN). And honestly, it's totally something I feel like Jean does with relish once Kev is officially ~his~.

---

JEREMY: *speaking quietly on the side of the red carpet* Jean, babe, you can't threaten to punch Ryan Gosling in the mouth every time we see him.

JEAN: But he put Kev on his list of most handsome men in Hollywood! And did you SEE the way he looked at him over the cheese table???

---

KEVIN: so...is the plan to avoid Luke Evans forever? Because I'm thinking that's going to be a problem since he's one of our team's main sponsors.

JEAN: He is a THREAT. And I will treat him as so.

KEVIN: Uh-huh. But you know I'm going to have to shake his hand, right?

JEAN: *HISSES*

KEVIN: *sighs*

--- *slightly NSFW* ---

JEREMY: um...how long has he been there exactly?

KEVIN: *not looking up from his book* four hours.

JEREMY: ...

KEVIN: it started with a comment about my latest headshot and devolved from there.

JEAN: *typing furiously* the FUCK do you mean he wouldn't look good in a collar? He'd look AMAZING. He'd be the bestest boy in the whole damn world, don't you DARE fucking come at me -

KEVIN: I've been tuning him out for the last three.

JEREMY: uh...*blushes*...well, I mean....he's not wrong

KEVIN: *Lifts an eyebrow as he slowly puts book down before smirking at him* oh, this isn't about me anymore. For the last hour, he's moved on to you.

JEREMY: *swallows* oh.

(Also, this is the post anon is referencing FYI)

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

and another. Featuring relationships with people who will either try to kill eachother, destroy the world, or both.

[godsprettiestprincess]

Hmmm rowena and lucifer hmmmmmmmm