#kevin lynch

[spencestiel-michelle]

Derek: hey, where did Kevin Lynch go? 

Blake: who’s Kevin Lynch? 

Derek: Penelope’s ex. but i haven’t seen him around for some time. 

Rossi: he was here a season ago. 

Derek: 

Derek: you mean in the spring? 

Rossi: no. 

Derek: 

[grrl-bubble-acid]

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[ssa-atlas-alvez]

I feel like im literally swatting your inbox with cowboy angst since you asked so sorry but also not sorry.

I can see cowboy being one to NOT LIKE KEVIN when he's dating the beautiful penelope garcia. Garcia thinks it's possibly jealousy but also she thinks cowboy isn't capable of such a gross feeling. but the truth is cowboy just does. not. think. anybody. is. good. enough. for. penelope. garcia. point blank. He tries to be civil for her sake but when she's not around he grabs kevin by the wrist and informs him he'll twist him like a blade of grass if he dares disrespect his lady.

(just cowboy being very big!brother to garcia and protecting her at all costs).

-🦕

Hiya, I hope you like this! I'm so sorry it took so long! :)

Description: Cowboy is a little protective of Miss Penelope Garcia

Warnings: threats, threats of violence

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"You're datin' Kevin?" Garcia nods and you turn to the others, "Who's Kevin?"

"I'm Kevin," He's not short, but not exactly tall with messy brown hair and glasses. You stare at him before you gaze flicks down to his extended hands and you shake it. You couldn't help but think that he looked suspiciously like Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer but quickly pushed that thought aside.

"Nice to meet you." You keep your voice even and when the handshake is over, Kevin winces slightly as he gently massages his hand.

Penelope turns to you with a glare, hitting you chest. "Can you not break my boyfriend's hand please?!"

You give her a sheepish smile, "Sorry Penny." When her back is turned, your smile drops and you raise an eyebrow at Kevin, analysing him. The expression is gone as soon as Penelope looks back at you and you smile.

"Good. Now, I am going to get a coffee, so you two- play nice." She said, although very pointed at you.

"I'll get it for you." Kevin offered with a smile.

"I'll join you."

As soon as you're on your own, you turn to him. "Listen here, you hurt her, you upset her, if you do anything that makes her feel even the slightest bit upset, I kill you." You say sternly, "Understand?"

Kevin gives a sharp nod. "Good. Let's get her that coffee." You give a sickly sweet smile before making your way to the breakroom.

A few weeks passed, with Kevin being around a lot more than you liked. You weren't sure what it was exactly, but he gave you the chills. Garcia had noticed your standoffish behaviour, but hadn't approached you about it.

Originally, she couldn't help but think that perhaps you were a little jealous of Kevin. Of course, this thought only lasted about two seconds before she realised that you were not one to be bogged down but such emotions. She brushed it to the side, deciding that if another incident happened, she'd then approach you about it.

A few months passed that were uneventful, until one morning when you knocked on the door to the Bat Cave, and Penelope opens the door in tears.

"Hey, hey, Princess, what's wrong?" Garcia doesn't answer, simply throwing herself into your arms as she sobs. You quickly guide her inside, shutting the door. "Hey, it's a'right, I'm here," You mumble, your heart breaking as the woman who had quickly become like your sister cried.

"I saw Kevin kissing someone else-"

You sat with Garcia for a few moments, until she calmed down. You leave with the promise to return with baked goods. And you were going to. Until you see Kevin walking down the hall with the audacity of existing.

You're not thinking straight, you know that. But he's a weasel and you want nothing more than to slam his head into a desk. So, naturally, when you see him, you instantly corner him.

"What did I say would happen if you hurt her?" You bite out.

"I- I- I can explain-"

"Yeah? You have ten seconds."

"I was drunk-"

"Oh, I guess that makes all the difference then." You responded sarcastically. "N your ten seconds are up."

You had every intention of doing at least a little bit of bodily harm, when Hotch walks around the corner, frown in place.

"(Y/N)." His voice is stern.

"Sir?" You turned to him, voice taking it's usual pitch as you turned to your boss.

"What's going on?"

"He cheated on Penelope."

"I was drunk-"

"You, don't speak." You pointed back at Kevin.

"Okay, (Y/N), you need to step out of the room." Hotch said, his voice stern.

You turn back to Hotch with a glare, "What? No."

"Take a walk." You stare at Hotch for a moment before sighing, leaving the room. As soon as you left the room, Garcia immediately approached you.

"Why do you have a face like thunder?" She asks, "What did you do?"

"Nothin' Hotch made me leave."

Garcia huffed. "I appreciate you, but I'm also mad."

"I'll bake you cookies?"

"Fine. I forgive you."

[gingerbread-in-july]

Sometimes I think of the fact that Penelope had chemistry with pretty much every goddamn body and the only love interest they ever gave her was bitch ass Kevin.

I get not wanting to have the team members date each other, but they still could have come up with better than bitch ass Kevin.

Also, I do not *for one second* believe that any woman at an event with Dr. Spencer fine ass Reid would still be moping about crusty ass, bitch ass Kevin. "Someone I could never be sexually attracted to"- girl, what happened to you in life to have your picker be that broken? I felt really bad for Spence there, but that's not the point.

Penelope deserved better. I haven't watched Evolution but I've read that those shitfucks didn't even give us Garvez after teasing it on the og finale.

Do better for our girl, bitch.

[bambinafangirls]

jj: why are you texting kevin?

garcia: the cities looking for a clown for the santa clause parade.

garcia: he wouldn’t even need a costume.

[sleepy-sham]

with this post I am finally caught up on all the criminal minds memes I've made that have been sitting in my gallery. of course that will last maybe a day or so before I've made 10 million more but anyways ((Big Post #4))

more criminal minds memes

[whimsy-core]

i am kevin lynch's #1 hater.

[sapphicprentiss]

sapphicprentiss' Five Favorite Criminal Minds Season 3 Episodes

3x09 Penelope

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Another One

[starshinegarcia]

if kevin lynch has no haters i’m dead

[anxiouslittlepossum]

If Kevin Lynch has no haters I am dead

[probablybraindead]

not my dumbass only just clocking that kevin from criminal minds is also xander from buffy… ive sat thru like 3 seasons of buffy and watched criminal minds like 100x and ive ONLY JUST NOTICED???

[darkshrimpemotions]

Okay I don't care what anyone says early Kevin Lynch was the BEST okay? He was immediately besotted with Garcia, IMMEDIATELY. "Coolest girl I've ever met" he said. She kicked his ass and then told him he was good at what he does. His response? A nearly breathless "you're better." Zero toxic masculinity in that man. Met a woman smarter than him and fucking loved it. His only emotion upon being confronted with a woman that could best him intellectually was delight. Made adoring her his mission in life. The Han Solo of computer geeks, I will die on this hill.

[christianbalefanatic]

Christian Bale poses at a portrait session in Los Angeles, California photographed by Kevin Lynch (October 20, 2006)

(christianbalefanatic edit)

[missmitchieg]

remember in 5x21 when the team had to go in pairs in sharing rooms, garcia agreed to room with morgan and it cuts to a scene of Kevin having concerns with Garcia and Morgan sharing a room together

Kevin also mentioned in 7x17 that he talks about Morgan and Garcia in therapy "trying to understand their relationship". He was so insecure about Morgan and I don't think Garcia correcting him by saying he's more like Jason Bourne than 007 really helped. It was like he didn't trust her, which was always icky to me.

In a perfect world, Garcia would've dumped Kevin instead of what actually happened.

[mousestar369]

I have super mixed feelings on 3x14 but it is funny how Rossi walks in on Garcia and Kevin and just doesn't give a shit about it

Mainly the mixed feelings are a moderate dislike for the a plot (with the three kids and Rossi) and being fucking addicted to the b plot (Hotch and Reid with Hardwick)