#khums

[eclipseul]

she’s so pretty what the fuck

GAP The series EP 7 | GAP The series EP 12

[kafka-ohdear]

i like writing fics about bucky and buck in Vietnamese (and never post them) because. it has the same word for "remember" and "miss" which is "nhớ". so that when i write about them being apart geographically or by death, it would depends on the (nonexistent) reader's perspective to decide if they missed or remembered each other's presences and their shared memories.

[braceletofteeth]

— Don't forget to contact Khun Nuea. He must be crying right now.

— I don't think he's the type to be a crybaby.

[moleshow]

corruption and the need for a scientific approach to governance... very intriguing! someone should look into this

[knowthys]

Eid-e-Ghadeer: The Greatest Day of the Year

Eid-e-Ghadeer: The Greatest Day of the Year Eid-e-Ghadeer is one of the most important holidays in the Shia Muslim calendar. It commemorates the event of Ghadir Khumm when the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him and his family) is said to have appointed Ali ibn Abi Talib as his successor. The event of Ghadir Khumm took place on the 18th of Dhu al-Hijjah, the 12th month of the Islamic…

[unicornoflovee]

"Khum Sam..."🥵

[designertl]

Trung bình mỗi khi tôi tả thằng bạn =))))

[samhaven]

Speaking of "way too much info about sam" find out if I'd hypothetically rail you or not

[secretagentsociety]

loves makes people crazy

yandere dragon X madly in love reader

Here's another idea,a yandere dragon like all powerful and scary the villager is scared of him,the king is scared of him,the Wizards and pretty much everyone and their grandmother is scared of him but then there's you,you different breed of a human decides to see him for the first time and say "yes that's my hubby" and the rest is history

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• people often called you crazy, dilusional and others not so nice insults for being still not being married despite hitting the big 2 0 that and also rejecting the local lords and basically anyone who tries to court you

• now just because people say it doesn't mean you HAVE to follow it yk?oh but you did you played their little fantasy of you being crazy so perfectly people were honestly scared for your mental well being,why?you may ask

• well it's because when khum first arrived at the village (I say first but it's really his 100th time terrorising the village) you decide to whisper something that some people might have heard "he's perfect" you said eyes filled with hearts watching him scaring the sht out of the locals

• honestly you're staring so much he could feel you boring holes into his head,curious he looked around for whoever it is that dared to stare at him for so long and BAM! He saw you,at first he thought you're staring at him in contempt or anger maybe both but then you sigh lovingly and waved at him a fools smile placed upon your face

• he had to look around and points at himself just to made sure he even mouthed "m-me? you're talking to me?!" But you blowing him a kiss and winking made it pretty clear it was him,well let's say after that he couldn't help but think about you "what an odd human" he thought

• "oh my god haven't you heard?! The dragons visit has been so frequent lately our village can't keep affording the rebuilding cost!" One of the villagers said,you aren't paying attention but just hearing him coming back more and more made your heart flutter "I know it's a blessing" you sighed melting into the seat as you remembered the first time he talks to you

•well it happened,khum stood Infront of you folding his hand,what is his plans anyway?kidnapping a human all of a sudden,a weird one at that,"human,do you have a name?" He said

• "you can call me yours,and I'll call you mine" you said "how about the name....treasure?no too basic maybe clove?nah um.....oh darling?" he said tilting his head,khum never thought one day he'd witness a human visibly explode and faint but here we was

• it was a rocky start to the relationship,well...rocky as in everything was so perfect it's scary, here's the recap,on day five of your kidnappings you've opened up to how the villagers had been treating you(not that it's hard to make you open up,all he had to do was give you food and call you pet names while stroking your head and bam! you're dumping your entire trauma onto him) and oh boy was he not happy

• now despite everything he's still a classy dragon,he ofcourse had hoarse of treasure but he also had a pretty nice castle he may or may not seize from a royal you don't have to know that tho so moving on,and with a huge castle come servants and with those come soldiers who needs to maintain security,not that he needs any but you know he likes to have thing's completed and that including the castles needs

• now when his subordinates first saw you absolutely gushing on how cute he was they were absolutely shocked,because one he literally look like a demon ripping out people's heart and two this isn't some flower field it's a grusome battle scene yet you couldn't help but blush when his shirt got torn off,you even closed your eyes to savor the moment after a while

• khum really can't understand your fixation on him,is it like his love for you?but even then he acknowledges your weird behaviour but you literally looked at him as if he was a god,not that he minds,he gotta admit that day he kinda wore a shirt that's a couple of size down so when he does some movements that needs intents flexibility his shirt would rip off in some cool cinematic style,it worked,it worked too well

• so apparently his stamina had their limits he'd come to know it last Night after the battle,oh but the details won't be necessary,oh but don't be fooled if he were to actually try you'd be the one to pass out

• now is he dilusional?nope he knows full well that it's not healthy but does he care?nope he's a powerful dragon,are you dilusional?maybe?...idk...probably....yes?.... Well he is cute so I'll give you that

• he is possesive, but it's really hard to show possesive when the person he loved won't look at other people,you will talk to people normally but once he entered your line of sight the other people can forget ever having a conversation with you

• now for the big question does this technically make you a yandere? maybe..yes.

•i feel the need to say he is 100% taller than you, I'm sorry but it's just the rules 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ

• yes he has two pp lets move on now

• he had a way of marking you so other beasts knows to back the fuck off it's called biting,the first night you ever discover the chamber of secrets together(wink wink nudge nudge)he bit down on your neck,it leaves a pretty little flower mark that's imbued with his power it's very very very tiny teeny I cannot stress enough how tiny it is so it's safe

• now if you EVER even say someone else is cute then oh boi oh my,now I have established that he is jealous have I?,no?well too bad because he is,and his jealousy doesn't play nice,he will rip out the heart and torture the person over and over and over each time reviving them again and again and put a curse of Resurrection on them only to leave them in a forest of ravaging beasts that has lost their minds to be feasted upon and tortured until he sees them having suffered enough. ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ Moral of the story? don't just don't say anyone is cute (yes not even babies) (he won't like k.o them but he will like curse them or sum sht )

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on that note good night people

[maihonhassan]

Life update:

“Viran hai mai-kada khum-o-saghar udas hain, tum kya gae ki ruth gae din bahaar ke”

- Faiz Ahmad Faiz

[mermaidenmystic]

คุณจันจิรา ฟ้าคุ้ม (Ms. Chanjira Fa-khum) ~ Royal Thai Art 

[maamlet]

uses my vial of dj khaled khum to create a very powerful homunculus

[kafka-ohdear]

PHẠM TRẦN THANH DUY SAO MÀ ANH XINH YÊU THẾ HẢAAAA

[linhlilas]

Nếu ai hỏi em đang làm gì thì câu trả lời là em đang sắp xếp lại cuộc đời.

Em dọn nhà dọn cửa dọn quần áo dọn cả các mqh xã giao khum cần thiết nữa.

Hè tới rồi, đón những thứ mới thôi 👏👏

[apollos-olives]

Hi, I’m John Hamas’s cousin, John Hummus. I’m a savory food made from chickpeas and various sauces. My wife divorced me.

hello mr. hummus thank you for contacting me. i am interested in applying for a position at your khum- i mean hummus factory. please let me know if the chef position for the terrorist flavored hummus is available. apologies about your wife.

[knowthys]

Eid-e-Ghadeer: The Greatest Day of the Year

Eid-e-Ghadeer: The Greatest Day of the Year Eid-e-Ghadeer is one of the most important holidays in the Shia Muslim calendar. It commemorates the event of Ghadir Khumm when the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him and his family) is said to have appointed Ali ibn Abi Talib as his successor. The event of Ghadir Khumm took place on the 18th of Dhu al-Hijjah, the 12th month of the Islamic…