#kingsman oneshots

[drymushroomfics]

Eggsy's Plan

a/n: This is just a quick little one shot. Enjoy!

     Harry knocks, waiting for his closest friend to answer the door. His face falls when the door opens and Eggsy appears.

"What are you doing here?", he asks, clearly annoyed.

"Trying to talk some sense into Blaire.", Eggsy whispers.

"About what?"

"You."

They get cut off by Blaire.

"Harry...", Blaire says, smiling.

She pushes Eggsy out of the way and hugs him. Harry's been gone for a couple of months on a mission. He hasn't had any contact with anyone from Kingsman except tech.

"I've... I've missed you.", she says.

He wraps his arms around her to return the hug.

"Let's go inside.", Harry says, feeling nervous.

She nods and lets go of him.

Blaire, Eggsy, and Harry all sit in the living room. Harry tells them about his mission.

"Merlin  told me you'd gotten shot. I was worried sick... Always getting shot...", Blaire says.

Her words tug at Harry's heart. Eggsy keeps looking in between them as they talk, knowing that he has to get them together. He's thought up this plan and is decided to do it now.

"So um... I wanna show you something.", Eggsy says, interrupting them.

"What are you talking about?", Blaire asks.

"I added something to your bunker."

"My bunker? Why?"

"Thought it needed a nice touch. C'mon."

They both curiously follow Eggsy down underground.

"Here we are.", he smiles, letting them step in front of him.

There's a small frame on the wall that says 'gotcha'.

Before they can turn around, Eggsy's running up the stairs locking them in.

"Eggsy! What the hell are you doing?!", Harry yells.

"I'm tired of watching you two aimlessly stare at each other like love sick puppies! You're both awkward and weird and you need to work this out. I'm determined!", Eggsy replies before walking away.

Harry feels his face turn red as he walks back down the stairs.

"Well... It seems we're stuck.", she smiles, knowing well that a Kingsman could get out of here easily.

"This is childish.", Harry says.

"Harry... He's just trying to help."

"Why? So I can be humiliated..."

"Humiliated... Why would you be humiliated?"

"You've never looked at me as anything more than a friend. I've made my piece with that."

She stands up, walking over to him.

"For someone so intelligent, you can be quite daft."

She pulls him down by his suit jacket to kiss him.

"I've been in love with you since the moment I met you.", she smiles.

"I... When Valentine shot me, the last thing that flashed through my mind was... you... I knew that I loved you... I never thought I'd get the chance to tell you.", he admits.

She finds herself grinning from ear to ear as he leans down to kiss her again.

"We might be in here a while... He probably will expect us to take a long time.", she smirks.

Harry notices the bed in the corner and blushes.

"I think I have a few ideas on how to pass the time.", he smiles, taking her hand and pulling her onto the bed with him.

She pushes off his suit jacket. He lets it fall to the floor before pulling off her top. He leans down and starts to kiss and suck at her neck. She lets her head fall back, enjoying the feeling of his touch. Her hands blindly manage to un-do his tie and unbutton his white button-up shirt. She pushes his shirt down and off his arms. The shirt falls behind him. They lay back on the bed, allowing him to crawl on top of her. She moans when his right hand starts massaging at her covered breasts.

"Holy shit! I leave you guys alone for ten minutes and you're fuckin'!", Eggsy says.

Harry, flustered, covers Blaire with his discarded shirt.

"I hate you.", Blaire says.

"At least my plan worked. You should thank me."

Blaire picks up the closest thing to her and throws it at him. He quickly runs back up the stairs.

Harry laughs.

"Maybe when we're alone.", Blaire says.

He nods.

"Maybe another few minutes though.", he says, pulling her close to him.

She bites her lip as he leans in to kiss her.

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Palomino ║ Béarnaise

Jack Daniels x f!Reader

{ << Part 3: Dapple Grey | Series Masterlist | Main Masterlist }

Summary: You watch Jack cook. Deleted scene from Part 4 - Strawberry Roan.

Rating: M.

Warnings: Gratuitous descriptions of cowboy Jack cooking, food mention, very naughty thoughts, yearning, language

Word count: 250

Notes: While I was doing research for the next chapter, I came across a recipe that mentions:

Bicep stamina aside (we’re talking 10 minutes of vigorous whisking here), it can be quite challenging, even for the most capable cooks.

The next chapter is too long as it is, and I couldn't justify fitting this scene in, but I knew I had to write it. So here's a completely unplanned drabble. Set during Part 4.

It shouldn’t turn you on. 

You don’t know how saying yes to his question of whether you liked Béarnaise sauce has ended up with you squirming in your seat, trying to resist the urge to rub your thighs together right here across the kitchen counter from him.

But what you should know by now that your mind is capable of construing anything he does as unbearably arousing.

Not that he’s paying you any mind. He’s completely focused on the task at hand in that ridiculous apron you made him wear. Shirt sleeves pushed up to his elbow, his biceps strain against the constraints of the fabric as he whisks the sauce at a controlled pace. His brow is furrowed in studious concentration, serious eyes under knitted brows carefully observing the thickness and consistency, ready to adjust as needed.

You ache to drag your lips down the exposed side of his neck, pulled taut as he grits his teeth at the exertion from the sustained repetition.

It’s not at all a stretch to imagine him doing something else -

Then he stops, bringing the whisk up to watch the sauce dribble into the bowl with just the right viscosity, before dipping his index and middle fingers into the mixture.

You can see just a peek of his tongue curling around his digits as he cleans them off with a wet suckle.

He turns to you with a grin, oblivious to the slick pooling between your legs. ‘Perfect.’

It’s going to be a long fucking night.

[bitchysoulwasteland]

Bucky Barnes X Kingsman Reader

Word count: 630.

Summary: You are a highly skilled Kingsman -and dancer on the side- agent who is head over heels for Bucky. One fateful Stark party finally pulls the courage out of you. (With some help of Merlin.)

Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel, Kingsman or any associated characters (besides the character of Y/n). Do not copy or reblog any of my work as your own.

Enjoy.

Bucky had always admired the transformation that you could undergo at will. One moment on stage being the most gracious and feminine being on earth and the next the clumsiest anti-feminine woman he had ever met, although being one of Kingsman's best agents. It was the same as for the transformation before and after you had gone undercover for a mission. That was what he loved about you. You didn't know this of course. He would never admit to anyone, not even Steve, that he thought you were attractive, let alone that he had a major crush on you. Okay, well, major being he fancied the fuck out of you. You, on the other hand fancied the fuck out of him as well.

Bucky was pulled from his thoughts as your dance ended and Queen's 'Somebody To Love' faded away into the applause and the standing ovation the crowd was giving you. You bowed and wiped the tears from your eyes as you went into the wings of the stage. If only he knew that he was the reason you had chosen that song.

The next day rolled around quickly and it was back to work and normal routine. Well, as routine as things could get when you're in the world's mightiest heroes. Which, of course included Tony's '40s theme' party you were now in the middle of, all dolled up, 40s style, with no date whatsoever and a longing for the metal-armed soldier in uniform across the room who seemed to have no idea of your feelings for him.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------You watched the 'soldiers' in their WW2 uniforms as they danced with their partners in their makeup and dresses. One couple dipped right in front of you, taking your eyes off of Bucky.

"I can't promise that I'll be able to dip you like that, but you won't be miserable over here." your closest friend at Kingsman, Merlin said as he appeared at your side, in uniform as well.

"I shouldn't. But. Oh, what the hell, I've had too many of these to wallow in self pity." You said as you took his offer and went to the floor and began dancing with him.

After ten minutes of silently swaying to the music, Merlin broke the silence that had settled between you.

"If you just told him how you feel, then you can both stop moping around. Also, act like yourself, not some '40s woman." a thought came to you as he spoke.

"Merlin, you're a bloody genius!" you spoke as you walked out of the party.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Has anyone seen Y/n?" Eggsy asked as he sat between Steve and Bucky at the bar.

"Not for a while." Bucky trailed off as he saw you.

After leaving the party, you had gone to your room, took off all of the '40s makeup and turned back into yourself before getting into your suit with glasses.

"Alright lads?" you said as you walked behind the bar and poured yourself a drink as both Steve and Eggsy excused themselves from the situation. "Look, I'mma get right to the point. I fancy you. Have done for ages and I mean ages. So, wanna dance Sarge?" you held your had out as you walked around the bar to him.

"Hell yeah, doll." he spoke as you got onto the dance floor and began swaying to the music. "This means you're mine now, doll." he said softly but protectively before his lips met yours.

"I wouldn't be opposed to that idea." you said after pulling away as you smiled at each other whilst dancing to the music.

"Told you I always have the best ideas." Merlin said smugly to Harry beside him. His friend simply rolled his eyes with a smile as he sipped his drink.

A/n: Thank you for reading, if you enjoyed this, keep a look out for more of my pieces.

[klarex]

I know my requests are closed, buuut I wanted to tell you that I added Kingsman, so if I open my requests box again, you can request them!

I'm going nuts about these films! I fucking love them so much😍

Anyway, have an amazing day!❤️

[lapseinrecs]

Of Kingsmen and Spies

By Intellectus (HighSidhe on AO3)

On fanfiction.net & Archive of Our Own

Complete; Oneshot; 9,285 words

Summary: What starts out as a routine espionage mission of one Chester King, observed associate of Valentine, quickly turns into competing for a position that Alex isn't even sure he wants in the one spy organization that apparently doesn't recognize him for who he actually is. Or the one where Arthur should have done a background check.

My thoughts: Nice. Doesn't feel complete but idk.

[musicalbl00m]

i cant start a new oneshot im still working on a series and requests i cant start a new oneshot im still working on a series and requests i cant start a new oneshot-

Hey yall so what if after i finish the hozier lyric series and my requests i make a Agent whiskey x reader oneshot where reader is an agent from an international organisation of scientist spies and theyre taken to a safehouse at statesman together with a child they were supposed to protect as a mission but they end up getting a big panic attack in the safehouse and its just this little angsty comforty thing i dont know i just planned this out in my head ��

[masculinepeacock]

happy sleepover saturday! congrats on getting back home from vacay <3 your personal top 3 favorite action movies? (plus, any others you would recommend?) i'm considering scrabbling together a nsbu ruleset from what they've mentioned and playing a fast and loose oneshot with my friends and would love some vibes.

thank youuuuuu

happy sleepover saturday!!

i fucking LOVE an action movie!!! i did love Bullet Train 😔 i thought it had some great action scenes, and Kingsmans Service: The Secret Service, and the og road house!!

[tideswept]

First post of 2024, let's go!

First off! I'll be picking up my goal of 100 books a year again and will post a tracker next, feel free to join in and/or give recommendations as the year progresses. ❤ I'm a voracious but lazy reader, so I don't venture outside of my usual circle of authors as often as I should, which is actually the point of the tracker!

Secondly, I want to show off the podfic @sweet-cynic did of stubborn in the bones and the delicious Padobi/Masterkin @ossidae-passeridae wrote for silly ol' me. 💕

stubborn in the bones (podfic)

surrender | be moved and shaken

Yessss, yesss, look at the pretty, look at it!

Third, and really what you're interested in--State of Fic Updates and Previews!

ACTIVE WIPS:

[Hartwin] a tender gasp of inevitable ache ch2: 3k in, rough outline written out. Guesstimating something like 6k for this one.

Then Merlin pipes up.  “God, I thought you two couldn’t get more obnoxious.” Neither of them starts. Kingsman trained them too well for that. But Eggsy’s fingers curl around the stem of his fork before relaxing. Since there’s no data being fed into his glasses, he assumes this is an informal check-in.  He places another forkful of tender, exquisite salmon on his tongue, closing his lips around the tines and dragging the fork out without breaking eye contact with Harry. This might be mainly to yank Merlin’s tail, but he can’t deny that Harry watching him make a slaggy spectacle of himself ignites a forbidden, heady thrill. It’s better than the cock of a well-oiled gun—better even than firing off a snazzy one-liner when taking out bad guys.

[Hartwin] always be something sacred ch3: 1.6k in, some thorny things to work out. Might be a split POV chapter, might also end up being 5 chapters total after all, we'll see!

“Opinion on a blockade?” Harry asks, shrugging off his jumper, heading for the hidden armory beneath the staircase. He’d long ago bought and hollowed out the neighboring houses that bracketed his own for security and usage—pressing his palm against the wooden panel reveals a hidden entrance.  It’s amazing that Eggsy, despite all his rightful suspicions and cleverness, has never figured this secret out. He would have loved it. There’s no need for Harry to close his eyes and imagine that boy’s delight, he knows the exact grin that Eggsy would flash, his choked, skeptical laughter, his glee. How carefully Harry would have to watch his hands to ensure that Eggsy didn’t pocket anything.  Pain digs sharp claws behind his breastbone. He ignores it. Regret can come later, after Eggsy isn’t at the mercy of an unknown enemy. 

[Obikin] Untitled -- Alpha!PadObi/Beta!Masterkin: smutty irredeemable oneshot, ahoy!

Obi-Wan groans again. He stumbles onto his sleeping bag and lies there, gritting his teeth. Through their bond, Anakin experiences an echo of the pure need threatening to drag the nineteen-year-old into a feral state.  Or that will kill him.  Anakin swears in Huttese. If he were better at mind suggestions or at meditation, if he could karking heal, he could help. If he were an alpha, he could superimpose his will and force Obi-Wan to calm down. And if he were an omega… Well. Anakin didn’t successfully see one Padawan through an intergalactic war only to lose his second Padawan to something as ridiculous as this.

[Obikin] Untitled2: another irredeemable smutty oneshot, yay!

“Are you sure that you’re alright, Anakin?” Obi-wan asks for the third time, exasperated to the point where no matter what Anakin claims, he’s going to stop their walk and examine Anakin from head to toe. But instead of lying again, Anakin, who has been making the strangest noises as they pushed through the wildly lush jungle that covers the planet, groans piteously and stops so suddenly that Obi-Wan almost runs into him.  “Anakin?”  “I’m—kark, don’t make me say it.”  Since Anakin stubbornly refuses to face him, Obi-Wan circles around to find Anakin flushed and sweaty, his lips torn from biting down.

[Obikin] Untitled3: probably still irredeemable but not actually smutty! for @sweet-cynic, a bit of a... TMA-SW fusion AU? (featuring Priest-Wan because we could always use more of that.)

The day Obi-Wan Kenobi stumbles over the bedraggled figure curled up tight at a corner of the stairs leading up to the church is already one of exhaustion and fury drowned in alcohol. He is in no charitable mood, but discovering a small child wedged tight against the stonework in the middle of the night, with the chill of an early winter creeping in, horrifies him into action. Are they dead? Obi-Wan wonders, leaning down carefully. Wrapped up in misery and in shapeless, grimy garments, the child is nothing but a genderless mop of blond hair and too-pink ears peeking out from the collar of the jacket they’re wearing, some cast off business jacket for an adult repurposed for warmth against the bitterness of October.  He clears his throat. “He—” Blue eyes snap open.  Too blue, too bright, there’s not enough light that I should be able to see the color. But Obi-Wan doesn’t pay that thought as much attention as it deserves. “Hello there. That doesn’t seem terribly comfortable." The poor creature—Obi-Wan still cannot pinpoint a gender, the face dark with dirt—shifts away from him, inching to regain space as if they don’t trust him despite the markers of his office, the collar, the coat, the cross weighing heavy on his chest.

NEXT UP:

airline Obikin shenanigans for @virahaus

even more shenanigans set in bones of a miracle for @gretchenzellerbarnes

A coda for all things unsaid

I'm hoping Untitled2 will be finished today, but we'll see. :) After some of these go up I will finally get back to working on fear the crown and the devil is a gentleman. They're long overdue for updates. (Also have my eye on you should see what we do in my head--definitely want to finish that this month.)

And that concludes the State of Fic! ❤ If I have forgotten anyone or any thing or you have a question about a fic not mentioned, please give me a poke.

[corazondebeskar-reads]

Fic Recs - Other

Fic recs featuring media other than Star Wars and The Last of Us.

Key: 🏴 = dark, 💕 = fluff, ⛓ = rough/bdsm elements, 💀 = dead dove do not eat

Mind the warnings, and please read responsibly. you control your own media consumption.

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Jack "Whiskey" Daniels - "Kingsman: The Golden Circle"

it tastes like acid by @psychedelic-ink (oneshot)

summary: he came by every wednesday to ask for your services, he's a broken man, you can tell. however, you didn't expect him to break you in return.

Dieter Bravo - "The Bubble"

Celestial Navigation by @write-and-buried (series, complete)

summary: dumped and drowning in a summer storm, you duck inside a coffee shop to hide from your broken heart. Covered in plants and hand drawn images over exposed brick, it seems like a slice of heaven. The owner brings you a blueberry muffin and a promise; you’ll fall in love with him before the new year.

Red Herring by @nothoughtsjustmeds (one-shot)

summary: red herring (n.): an unimportant fact, idea, event, etc. that takes people's attention away from something important.

Dave York - "The Equalizer 2"

⛓🏴The Violence of You by @whataperfectwasteoftime (oneshot)

summary: You’re so fucking predictable. You have a bad night, and you come crawling to him, the only person who can take all this pain inside you and do something with it.

Black Jaguar by @oogaboogasphincter (one-shot)

summary: dave returns home from a job and can’t wait to indulge in you.

⛓ the dress series by @janaispunk (ongoing)

summary: You’re having an affair with Dave York. When he takes you on a week-long vacation, you realize that you have deeper feelings for him than you should.

⛓ Penance by @max--phillips (one-shot)

summary: dom!dave and boot worship

Ezra - "Prospect"

⛓B is for Bathroom Control by @max--phillips (oneshot)

pro-dom Ezra and piss play

I Forget About Time and Space by @psychedelic-ink (oneshot)

summary: you cook for ezra's guests, and seeing the sight of you being so domestic awakens something in him.

⛓ Plaited and Braided by @bonezone44

summary: Ezra gets a hold of a supersonic whip (aka bullwhip) and tries it out on you. There’s aftercare and then there’s sex.

Francisco "Frankie" Morales - "Triple Frontier"

🏴⛓ A Little Mishap by @lincolndjarin (oneshot)

summary: you and frankie return to base camp after an unsuccessful mission, each of you blaming the other for the outcome.

Miguel O'Hara (Spider-Verse)

distracted by @cool-iguana

summary: reader is sick of Miguel playing video games and not giving her attention, so she does something about it.

Max Phillips - "Bloodsucking Bastards"

i wanna do bad things with you by @chronically-ghosted (series; ongoing)

summary: you ask him to bite you, but he has some reservations. you agree to work up to it and test his limits.

Javier Peña - "Narcos"

Paranoid Heart by @goodwithcheese (ongoing)

summary: Maybe reckless hearts come in pairs.

Moon Knight

⛓ Be Lost by @juneknight (series; ongoing)

Marc Spector

summary: after a series of failures to find a dominant, your long time best friend Marc offers to give topping you a shot.

Crossovers

Welcome to the Carnal-val by @covetyou

ft. Dieter Bravo & Jack 'Whiskey' Daniels

summary: Ladies and gentlefolk, adults of all ages, come one, come all, to the Carnal-val. Witness the most spectacular sights, jaw-dropping feats of depravity, and awe-inspiring liberties taken with Pedro characters.

[v1nsmoke]

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[thelastofhyde]

⭒﹙hyde's bookshelf.﹚ᩡ all of my writing can be found here, separated by character﹠category. if you wish to request, make sure you read the rules first. i greatly appreciate comments﹠reblogs on my works, helps creators more than just a simple like.

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↳ dance the night away / nanase haruka. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ fem!reader who overexerts herself when dancing ─ hcs + drabble, fluff.

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↳ neurotypical cooties / gatekeeper, marianne von edmund. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ male!reader who has autism ─ hcs + drabble, fluff, platonic.

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↳ say yes to the fiance / blake belladonna, yang xiao long, pyrrha nikos, neopolitan. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ reader proposing to them ─ hcs, fluff.

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↳ may i have this dance / herman greenhill. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ phantomhive!reader meeting greenhill ─ hcs, fluff.

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↳ hide 'n' seek chasey pt. 2 / kirishima ikuya, toono hiyori, ryugazaki rei, tachibana makoto. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ reader runs away after confessing ─ hcs + drabble, fluff, crack.

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↳ enigma / sunday, dan heng il, aventurine. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ reader like elysia (hi3) ─ hcs, fluff.

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↳ all for one and one for all / aizawa shouta. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ reader who is all might's daughter gets kidnapped by afo ─ hcs, angst, fluff, platonic.

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↳ hoot do you love? / tokoyami fumikage. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ owl!reader ─ hcs, fluff.

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↳ i drink tea, darling / blake belladonna, yang xiao long, nora valkyrie. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ kingsman!reader ─ hcs, fluff, crack.

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↳ ...i love it / yukihira soma, aldini takumi, hayama akira, nakiri alice, tsukasa eishi, kobayashi rindou. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ picky eater!reader ─ hcs, fluff, crack.

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↳ penny for your thoughts? / oscar pine, edelgard von hresvelg. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ reader like penny from pokemon sv ─ hcs, fluff, crack.

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↳ diagnosis / dimitri alexandre blaiddyd, claude von riegan. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ medic!reader ─ hcs, fluff, crack.

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↳ i'm gonna punch you / shigino kisumi. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ tickle fight turned steamy ─ hcs + short scenario, fluff, crack.

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↳ happy death day / suoh tamaki, ootori kyoya, fujioka haruhi, hitachiin hikaru, hitachiin kaoru, morinozuka takashi, haninozuka mitsukuni. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ demigod!reader who is a child of hades ─ hcs, fluff, crack.

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↳ prince(ss) charming / ootori kyoya. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ demigod!reader who is a child of aphrodite ─ hcs, fluff, crack.

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PERSONAL PROJECTS:

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↳ succulent room sadness / suoh tamaki, ootori kyoya, fujioka haruhi, hitachiin hikaru, hitachiin kaoru, morinozuka takashi, haninozuka mitsukuni. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ gn!reader being in solitary confinement at school during covid and thinking they've been forgotten ─ hcs + short scenario, fluff, crack.

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↳ expectation series / fushiguro megumi, gojo satoru, kugisaki nobara, itadori yuuji. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ gn!reader in various (unlinked) songfics.

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↳ the usual / yukihira soma, aldini takumi, nakiri erina, hayama akira, ibusaki shun, isshiki satoshi. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ gn!reader + artist!reader is becomes a regular at a new local restaurant and the chef develops a crush.

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↳ and on that day / sunday. ⇆ㅤ ◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷ㅤ ↻ _____________________ gn!reader used to be a bodyguard for sunday and robin, but after a certain accident involving robin, now works for siobhan. sunday decides to reconnect in time for this year's charmony festival.

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[prolix-yuy]

Series

Whiskey & Westworld: Jack “Whiskey” Daniels x F!Reader "Sugar" (Westworld/Kingsman Crossover)

Oneshots

Whiskey, Dark and Deep: Jack “Whiskey” Daniels x F!Reader (for the Pedrostories Secret Santa 2022)

My Bluebell Song: Jack “Whiskey” Daniels x F!Reader "Bluebell"

Two Truths and a Lie: Jack “Whiskey” Daniels x F!Reader x Marcus Pike (Kingsman/Mentalist Crossover) Bangathon Interlude

[annie-of-my-eye]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love❤

I think perhaps these are the five I loved writing most, for how they came together and how I feel about my writing in them:

1 Crimson Monarch

First person POV Noire with time shenanigans

2 Golden Balance

Dom/sub threesome in ancient Chinese drama setting

3 Your Colour In Me

series: just vampire vibes told in consecutive oneshots

4 The Persimmon Tree

a reunion on an abandoned sand-choked planet

5 Not Quite A Heistmas (A Remix)

Kingsman/Inception crossover AU. I'll never write anything this long again, but I'm so proud of this one

Have you read any of these? Which one did you like best? Do you like another one of my fic more? Let me know.

[thestinkyman]

Bio and Fanfiction Requests List

Hi! I'm your boii, Jack/Cheyenne, I go by any name you wanna call me lmao. I'm a writer, a gremlin, and an all around weirdo!

#Attack of the band is for me talking about my band ideas

Any blogs with no life to them (untitled blog that's blank n shit, you know what im talking about) will be blocked, sorry besties im not into bots

For those who would like to request a oneshot for a fandom, here's the list of fandoms I'll write for. I'll keep this list updated, as well as if I'm temporarily not taking requests. All requests will be posted on ao3, with a link posted here on my account

Request Status: Open!

Fandom list (with characters):

V for Vendetta - V, Evey, Dominic

Robin Hood (BBC) - Guy of Gisborne, Allan A'Dale

Merlin - Arthur Pendragon, Gwaine, Lancelot, Gwenivere

Sherlock - Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty

Doctor Who - Clara Oswald, 9th through 12th doctor, Missy

Criminal Minds - Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner

Kingsman - Merlin, Harry Hart

Pirates of the Caribbean - James Norrington, Elisabeth Swann, Jack Sparrow

The Labrynth (1986) - Jareth

M*A*S*H - Hawkeye, Radar, Margaret Houlihan

Marvel - Steve Rogers, Loki, Peter Parker

CBS Elementary - Pretty much anyone

[bluebirdsboi]

Guide

Hey there, I’m Jay (he/they). Welcome to my fanfic blog! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My main motivation for making my blog is because I’ve noticed a lack of male reader and/or gender neutral reader works for many of the characters that I love, but also because writing is one of my favorite pastimes.

I won’t lie, I do tend to oscillate between characters and fandoms that I’m motivated to write for, but I will try my best to maintain or improve the quality of each piece that I write. 

Below I have linked my masterlist navigation in addition to the fandom and character list as well as listing my request guidelines, fandoms I’m most motivated to write for at the moment, characters that are on hold (characters I will write for in the future but I’m not at the moment), future fandoms that I will write for, and a list of my current WIPS for any requests you may have.

** I’ve opened a taglist, so if you want to be tagged in any future fics, feel free to send me either an ask or a DM **

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Links

Masterlist Navigation

Fandom/Character List | Last Updated: 7/11/24

Fanfic Recs. | Last Updated: 7/29/23

My second blog My AO3 My Wattpad

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Most Recent Work: Dawn | 18+ | 7/30/24

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Currently, requests are: Closed

Request Guidelines 

I will write...

- Male Character x Male/Gender Neutral Reader - Female Character x Female Reader by request only - Platonic relationships - Parent Character x Child Reader (purely familial)  - Sibling Character x Sibling Reader (purely familial) - Fluff, Angst, Hurt Comfort, and Smut (any character that is under 18 will be aged up to be over 18. Ex: Pro-Hero!Izuku or Pro-Player!Daichi) - Songfics and some AUs (just ask) - Series, Oneshots, Headcanons, and Alphabet Headcanons

I won’t write...

- Male Character x Female Reader - Female Character x Male Reader - Ships - Yandere fics - Pedophilia and Underage Smut - Incest of any kind - Forced sex - Pregnancy and/or period fics

* If you have any questions about something I didn’t list, don’t be afraid to ask. My DMs are always open in case I close my asks. *  

** As a side note, I’d appreciate any requests to have a general idea about what you want. It doesn’t have to be extremely specific, but just something to work with. ** 

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Fandoms I’m most motivated to write for: | Last Updated: 7/11/24

- 9-1-1/9-1-1 Lone Star - The Last of Us - MCU - Spider-verse

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Fandoms I will write for in the future: | Last Updated: 7/11/24

- Game of Thrones - Kingsman - Narcos - Scenes From a Marriage - Snake Eyes - The Witcher

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Current WIPS: | Last Updated: 7/3/23

- Clint Barton x Male Reader - Iroh II x Male Reader  - Zuko x Male Reader - Tonraq x Male Reader (Will contain NSFW) - Mako x Male Reader  - Tonraq x Male Reader (Will contain NSFW) - Zuko x Male Reader - Iroh II x Male Reader - Mako x Male Reader - Keishin Ukai x Male Reader

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Characters currently on hold: | Last Updated: 7/11/24

- Clark Kent (Henry Cavill) (DC) - Gyomei Himejima (Demon Slayer/KNY) - Konro Sagamiya (Fire Force/ENS) - Atsumu Miya (Haikyuu!!) - Kita Shinsuke (Haikyuu!!) - Osamu Miya (Haikyuu!!) - Remus Lupin (David Thewlis) (Harry Potter) - Screwllum (HSR) - Estarossa/Mael (SDS/NNT) - Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)