#kiri shitposts

[kirexa]

Every time I see that jackbox post I'm tempted to post my favorite screenshot from a game

Narutoes was a players username btw

[starcry-the-wolf]

Hits your Jinpachi with a sword repeatedly. ⚠️

[simply-trash5]

Thinking about..

Calling over handyman!Kiri anytime you have a minor inconvenience in your apartment so you can see him show up in his torn jeans and tool belt slung low on his hips.

He flashes that megawatt smile and tells you “no problem sweetheart, I can fix anything!”

Soon he will realize he’s making more calls to your house than anyone in the whole town…coincidence? Nah, there’s another leak he can fix while he’s at it.

[definitely-neurotypical-rat]

there’s a certain point where when your friend says “i went to bed at 8” you have to ask “am or pm”

[yumeyuyumeyume]

idk what I'm doing now.

[christinethalassinou]

The dynamics in Yoshii Toranaga's relationships:

Hiromatsu: Tora, no Tora: Tora yes :3

Kazu: Tora, no! Tora: Tora maybe?

Kiri: Tora, NO! Tora: Tora no

[crimsoneveline]

(speaking of transfem headcanons) I was thinking of the idea of transfem Kikuoka (born from a "who should be in the Basement" shitpost, strengthened by the idea (thanks ak!) that she would be even more obnoxious) and a dumb/funny way for Kiri to crack her egg:

*scene before this would be: Kikuoka revealed her plan of a new identity to Kiri and Argo, which is that she is now her twin sister (wink wink, and all that), being extremely obnoxious as usual*

Kiri: "Okay, that's it. I'm a woman."

Argo: "Wait, what?!"

[rip-my-heart-out-and-eat-it]

girls love me for my ability to find obscure movies. and my fifteen inch cock

[kirexa]

This just in:

Heartslabyul students can NOT stop being raging homosexuals‼️‼️‼️

[azure-aeon-soulstar]

So glad they kept her monochrome colour palette

Nendoroid Kirie Goshima (good smile)

[marciliedonato]

I like the tomie theme but this falin would look so cute too look at her 😭😭 she's a little witch 🔮✨

These also look cute

[tahnisreu]

addi @ lo'ak: 'honestly you are so skinny you could hide behind a piece of paper turned sideways.'

[christinethalassinou]

Shogun Characters Playing The Sims 4

Tora: Build Mode enthusiast, with 10+ GB of build items mods, creates absolutely damn awesome buildings

Kazu: has every expansion with animals in them; a single sim and 3766242364523871636 cats, dogs, horses, fish and whatnot

Kiri: wholesome, peaceful, family-oriented play, frequently uses Tora's buildings for her sims

Yabu: an unapologetic fan of chaos mods like Torture & Chaos and Extreme Violence

Naga: constantly gets his sims killed in random events like housefires (idea by @surullinenotus)

Saeki: you can bet he has Wicked Whims installed, paired with Wicked Perversions, just for good measure, and Hoe It Up as dessert

Hiromatsu: doesn't exactly get the others' enthusiasm for the game but occasionally he enjoys watching his sims taking hikes in the Mt. Komorebi world. it's just relaxing for him

Buntaro: furiously working on a comprehensive Martial Arts & Samurai Culture mod pack because he thinks (rightly so!) that the game is incomplete without this

Omi: he has a sim of himself & Kiku, and he does everything within his power to provide them the fullest, happiest life possible

Ochiba: has a whole fucking basement dungeon prison for her Toranaga-sim to torture him there in the most horrific ways possible after she cheated him to be immortal

Fuji: her favourite sim is a brilliantly successful manager of a whole restaurant network

[jadebrightwind]

This is for me and like the 6 other YYH fans that will understand this meme! Brainstormed with @the-leyline-directory, we even named this guy and gave him a story - Kagami Kiri, the shapeshifting demon who just happens to be quite colorblind. He can make a perfect replica.... minus the coloration! He's very confused as to why no one seems to fall for his mimicry.... I wonder if anyone will have the heart to tell him!

Made an alternate coloration for the 3 YYH fans who will recognize where this comes from and why I couldn't just do one!

Used the Spiderman pointing meme as a base for obvious reasons. We're filing this under loose artistic break/shitpost as I rest and get back into tip top drawing shape!

[xoyuji]

mha kids if they went to school in america headcanons shitpost

izuku

• says “erm what the sigma 🤓☝🏽” at least ten times a day

•track star ATHLETE 💪🏽sucks at every other sport tho

•dresses like he could only shop at old navy

•always listening to lofi music

•plays cafe simulators on roblox

•wears every form of vans

•sarcasm final boss

•runs a anime club like the military

•”hope this helps!” “oh that’s not…”

denki

brainrot final boss

more tolerable than mineta, people actually like him

“where the huzz at”

rolls his eyes when mineta says “where my hug at”

constantly asking for food

fails every test

can be peeking into the classes gym periods

plays fall guys and brags how good he is like anyone plays that anymore

farts in every class and blames it on other people

“my friend over there said he likes you.” they indeed did not.

kiri

everyone thinks he’s a jock bc he’s on the football team and who hangs around but is the biggest nerd

apart of izuku’s anime club

sweetheart final boss

always has headphones around his neck

never seen without snacks

never seen not sharing snacks

“let’s play fortnite after school”

loves playing the electric guitar

BEAST ON THE SWIM TEAM

katsuki

always blasting fucking music from his phone

breaks his phone at least once a month

chromebook abuser final boss

beast at every single sport

repels women like the plague

always late to class

seen throwing a book at least once a day

says“i’m gonna shoot the school up.” and gets detention for it everytime

detention final boss too

“the teacher always after me” and he’s the schools biggest menace

[kazeofthemagun]

[Play my shitpost game, @sketchmog @evil-robot-cat @8radicaldragon8 @kishiqo @cursedfortune @ontheseconddayitrains @ambalambs @dragontamer05 @musesofthemoon @musesofthesun @unlimitedgolden @ask-dark-monita @cryptidsncurios forgive the mass tag I need my SAMPLE size aight 🤫]

The following are true:

I used the wrong template, but read it as: bottom row in the back, top row in front

The Hayakawas are currently having a fight

Kiri is having one sided beef with Kumo. He's also in his anti masker era

Fungus has had a bad hygiene week and smells like mold

Cid and Pist are having a mildly aggressive nerd-off

Dolk is trying to do last-minute work and will be typing on his laptop for the entirety of the flight

Chobi is convinced you're hiding a ghost pepper

Herba

The Earl Tyrant is constantly kicking the seat in front of him

Oscha may materialize in any free seat of his choice at any time