#kitty deadlock

[wing-locked]

[tonikkyn]

little kitty

[soundcrusher]

How Hot Rod accidentally took over the Decepticons and became Rodimus

Hah, I did it! I finally finished this mess of a story!

And, honestly, it's pretty serious, until the end. Then it becomes somewhat weird.

Either way, @ut-girl666 and @gaybot-showdown, I hope the both of you will love this.

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Hot Rod should have listened to Kup when he told him to stand back and let Optimus deal with Megatron himself. The tank was his former friend turned enemy after all, but did that stop the young speedster from running towards the two and distract Megatron by engaging into a duel with him when the prime as down? No, it didn’t, and in hindsight, it was still a better idea than letting Megatron kill their leader.

Still, Hot Rod should have done something else, because then he wouldn’t be pinned down underneath Megatron. With the warlord’s weight slowly crushing him as if he was nothing more than a bug. And the worst part? There was no-one who could help him. Not with the Decepticons keeping everyone away, because apparently, if the leader is challenged to a duel, it means that no-one is allowed to interrupt. Something Hot Rod found ridiculous, because everyone’s interrupting Optimus and Megatron when they’re fighting together. What makes his fight with the warlord different?

What the frag did he do, when he yelled, “Hey, buckethead! You, me, one on one! Now!” Was that some kind of codeword for ‘I’m-gonna-kill-that-one-myself”? Or did it mean something else? Maybe he should have listened to Kub when he was explaining some of the Decepticons rules and such, but the lesson was rather boring and Hot Rod had better things to do. There was a race… and he wanted to go racing, not learn about ‘Decepticon’s rules of combat 101’.

Either way, he shouldn’t think about what was, but rather how he’s going to get out of this situation without dying or damaging anything. Which is easier said than done, because Megatron had him pinned and was about to dig his digits into Hot Rod’s optics, when the younger mech remembered his flames. And before Megatron could end his live for good, Hot Rod grabbed his opponent’s arm, giving the warlord a defying glare, before letting his frame heat up. Making sure that Megatron couldn’t escape him until his frame set itself on fire. Burning the tankformer and causing him to let go of the speedster.

But before Megatron could recover, let alone counter Hot Rod’s fiery attack, the smaller mech was already grabbing for the blaster laying near them and fired one shot. A shot that went straight through the warlords spark and caused everyone fighting to stop, as the shock of what happened settled in. At least, until a shrill shriek pierced the eery stillness that has spread across the battlefield.

“MEGATRON HAS FALLEN, I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS!” Although, as the flier landed and looked over his ‘new subjects’, none of them paid him any attention. No. All their optics were directed at the trembling mech who ended Megatron and was currently aiming his blaster at any Decepticon trying to come closer to him.

“Stay back! I’m not afraid to shoot again!” Screamed Hot Rod, and much to his surprise, the Decepticons stopped walking closer. Which the young speedster took as his chance to transform and drive off. Although, he didn’t make it far, because the Constructicons quickly transformed into Devastator and simply picked up the, by now, flailing Autobot at Soundwaves command. “Hey! But me down Decepticreep! I’m not a toy car for you to play with!” But the big mech wouldn’t listen and simply held Hot Rot like a misbehaving robo-kitten, while the smaller mech was doing his best to kick at the giants servo, not caring about if he would fall or not.

And while Devastator was making sure Hot Rod wouldn’t escape, Starscream was in a one-sided screaming match with Soundwave. Demanding to know what the cassette player meant when he said that he, Starscream, was not the new leader of the Decepticons, but rather that stupid Autobot with the obnoxious paint job. To which Soundwave simply shook his head, before commanding the Decepticons to retreat back to Austrotrain and return to Cybertron. Together with the kicking and screaming Autobot, who was quickly tossed into the waiting dripple changer and restrained by Hook and Mixmaster, after Devastator disengaged and turned back into the Constructicons.

And after the last Decepticons made it into Astrotrain, the shuttle took off, while the Autobots could do nothing but stare on and wonder what exactly happened that made them take one of their own and ditch the deactivated remains of their former leader. Something one of the Decepticons took a picture off, because seeing Optimus Prime with his optics as wide as saucers and Ultra Magnus with his jaw on the floor was just too good.

Although, the mood was quickly ruined as the remaining Decepticons started to fight amongst each other, because half of them couldn’t believe that an Autobot defeated Megatron and had a claim to the position of leader, while the other half stood behind their rules. Especially Soundwave and Starscream were at each other’s throats and ready to defend their opinions, when Astrotrain informed them that they might not make it to Cybertron if they didn’t lose and ballast. And with Starscream being Starscream, he suggested to throw out those who were already on their best way to the AllSpark. However, before anyone could grab anyone from the injured, Hot Rod decided to speak up.

“You can’t throw them out.” Said the speedster, while his spoiler lowered ever so slightly in discomfort as everyone stared at him. “I mean… yes, our chances are higher if we ‘dispose’ of them, but they’re your comrades. You CAN’T throw them out, just because they’re hurt.”

“Oh, really now? Didn’t you hear Astrotrain? We’re going to die ourselves if we don’t get rid of the useless ones.” Countered Starscream with one of his insufferable smirks, as he walked closer to the bound Autobot with the intend to throw him out first, but he was stopped by Soundwave. Who was glaring at the second in command through his visor. “Observation: Autobot defeated Megaton in a duel. Conclusion: Autobot new leader. Suggestion: Starscream follows orders.”

“As if I would ever take the order of an insufferable Autobot who knows nothing about us and our faction!” Seethed the seeker, but the communications officer did not move from his spot. Rather, he started to slowly push Starscream back, before addressing the rest of the Decepticons, while Hot Rod is left to bonder on what to do next. Kup might have thought him a few things, but never has he prepared him for this kind of situation. And he doubted that anyone from the Autobots would send someone to rescue him.

Not with them having to deal with the mess Megatron’s troops have caused.

Well, at least he didn’t have to help with the repairs. That was one positive thing in all of this, but the situation was still very bad for him. Especially with Soundwave looking his way every time he tried to move a little bit. And then there were the ones Starscream would have thrown out. They kept on staring at him, as if they owed him something or were expecting him to change his mind after all. So, Hot Rod’s only option was waiting and seeing where this was going. Then again, this whole mess could have turned out worse than he ever expected. But, to his surprise, it didn’t.

And after landing on Cybertron, Hot Rod was forced to learn everything he needed to know as the new leader of the Decepticons. Which not only included how to tell apart each of the Seekers, but also things he was sure not even Optimus had to deal with.

Like, making sure that Starscream wouldn’t poison his energon or make sure a certain big lipped mech wouldn’t go on a needless killing spree. Truly, Hot Rod, who was more known by his new name “Rodimus” by now, had his servos full and it often didn’t leave him any time for his own personal live or hobbies. At least Hook took him fishing sometimes and Soundwave always made sure that he was okay. And then there were all the others he slowly managed to befriend. Like Thundercracker and Skywarp. Which didn’t really come as a surprise to him because they were rather pissed at Starscream for trying to throw them out.

Although, there was also those who still liked him, but utterly unsettled Hot Rod. Like the Insecticons. Hot Rod was sure that the only reason they stayed with him was because he also kept them from being discarded like yesterday’s garbage. And then there was the whole situation with that masked mech. Yea, Hot Rod always made a big circle around that one or backtracked entirely whenever he was close.

However, being liked by some Decepticons and having most of the commanders behind him didn’t mean that there weren’t those who still hated the fact that a former Autobot was now leading them. And next to Starscream’s murder attempts, Hot Rod also had to deal with Decepticons walking up to him and challenging him to a duel. Luckily, he never had to take more than one, but it was still tiring. Especially with the peace treaty meetings he had to attend and that seemed to have dragged on for years now.

Speaking of which, he was currently attending one with Soundwave, Starscream and two other mechs he kind of forgot the names of. Although, one was definitely named something with Lock? Honestly, Hot Rod has never met that guy before and frankly, with the way Lock kept on staring at him right now, he was kind of happy about it. How did Megatron deal with him, or all the other weirdly bloodthirsty Cybertronians in his army?

“Hot Rod, what do you think of our propositions?” Asked none other than Optimus Prime, and Hot Rod found himself groaning internally at having to answer him.

“The name’s Rodimus now, Prime, I thought I told you that before.” Said the young leader, as he grabbed the data-pad containing the peace treaty. Although, he was quick to drop it as soon as he saw that his, and in extend his factions suggestions, weren’t accepted into the newest version. “Seriously? You guys didn’t even once think about adding the stuff we worked hard to compile? Do you know how long it took to actually get everyone to work together?!”

Hot Rod knew that looking impatient or angry wasn’t the best look for a leader, but quite frankly? He didn’t give two fucks about what Optimus, nor the other Autobots thought of him. They lost their rights to judge him the second he heard some of them call him a traitor for joining a faction he never intended to lead. “Like, it was already hard to get their respect, and even now I don’t have it fully. So, them opening up to actually give me suggestions on what they want in this is a huge step!”

“I can imagen Hot… Rodimus. But I cannot allow gladiatorial matches to continue, even if they have limitations and fixer rules than before. Let alone pardon Decepticons who committed crimes.” Optimus looked at the young speedster, searching for understanding, but finding none. No, Hot Rod only grew angrier at the prime before him.

“As if Autobots have never committed crimes!” This time it was Starscream who spoke up, and Hot Rod nodded in agreement.

“Also,” started the young leader, as he folded his servos before him and looked at every Autobot. Giving them a look, he learned while playing a game of earth poker against the Stunticons. “Let’s not forget of who the Autobots and Decepticons are mostly made up. You and everyone attending this meeting knows exactly what I mean, Prime. So, I suggest you better rework the treaty with our suggestions in it before you call me again.”

And with that said, Hot Rod stood up and left the meeting together with his entourage. Keeping up the appearance of a confident leader, but the second they were back on their ship and in their meeting room, Hot Rod quickly collapsed into the nearest chair. Whole frame shaking from the anxiety he felt before and during his talk with Optimus. However, there was also a sense of accomplishment because he just talked with Optimus, fragging, Prime as if he was nothing more than a co-worker with whom he had a simple disagreement. That counted as a win, right? Well, at least it felt like a win to Hot Rod.

But his mental victory parade came to a screeching halt, as he remembered that he wasn’t alone. So, Hot Rod quickly sat back up straight and motioned for everyone present to take a seat. And even as the one named Lock remained standing, the young leader insisted on him to take a seat. “Come on, everyone’s sitting. You should sit too.” Said Hot Rod with one of his winning grins, which only grew wider as Lock finally sat down. Only then did he start the small meeting where they discussed the new developments on the peace treaty and how the meeting with Optimus generally went.

Which gave Starscream another great opportunity to insult Hot Rod, because their young leader, despite having lived with the Decepticons for some years now, was still a former Autobot. And while the second in command started to go on a small rant about how the failures of their peace treaty was clearly Hot Rod’s fault, the former Autobot found himself slowly sinking in on himself. He really did mess up, didn’t he?

Yes, he did manage to get a shaky cease fire between the factions, but apparently, he was doing a really bad job with everything else. And Starscream’s words didn’t hep him either. So, to get his second in command’s attention, Hot Rod slammed his servos down on the conference table and stood up as small flames danced over his arms.

“Okay, I get it. You’re not happy with me being the leader, and you’re not happy with the peace treaty taking so long, but we already have a cease fire. A shaky one, yes, but we have it and I swear on my spark, if you do anything to ruin that, I will personally see to it that someone else is getting your position as my second!” Seethed the young leader. And Starscream was quick to answer, as he himself jumped up. Mimicking Hot Rod by slamming his own servos down on the table, just minus the flames.

“You can’t do that! I’M the second in command of this army, you can’t just take my position and give it to someone else! Who would you even give it to?!” Screeched the seeker.

“I don’t know.” Answered Hot Rod honestly, before a playful smirk formed on his lips, as he crossed his arms over his chestplates while cocking an optic ridge. “But I’m sure that I can find someone. There are enough candidates after all. Like Overlord. I bet he would be a WONDERFUL second in command. He’s quite the politician, isn’t he?”

“YOU WOULD GIVE MY POSITION TO THAT BRUTE!?”

“Oh? He isn’t to your liking? Then how about Shockwave, or maybe I should ask Thrust? I bet he would LOVE to have your job.” Chuckled the young leader, before quickly dodging a shot coming from Starscream. “Alright, alright. You convinced me. I’ll give your job to… hmmm… Lock over there!” And with that said, Hot Rod quickly ran out of the meeting room. Transforming as soon as he was in the halls and speeding off towards his favourite spot on the ship, while listening to Starscream’s offended screeches and Soundwave’s attempts to calm the raging seeker.

Although, something that confused Hot Rod greatly was the sound of another Cybertronian coming after him, or better said, following him as if they were his bodyguard. And low and behold, there was the mech named Something-lock following and keeping up with him. He even seemed to get closer with each second, and the fiery speedster found himself unable to shake his pursuer.

So, he gave up trying, even if he didn’t want to lead Something-lock towards the only spot where he could ever get some peace for himself. Which was basically a simple storage room big enough for two mechs to fight in, but Hot Rod decorated to look and be a lot more comfortable.

And as his pursuer walked into the room, the red speedster was already flopping down on a bean bag chair Soundwave got for him. Kicking his pedes up and resting them on the wonky coffee table he made from some empty oil barrels and an old metal door.

“You know, usually when I leave a meeting like that, I DON’T want to be followed. Hasn’t Soundwave told you that?” Asked Hot Rod, as he pulled out a data-pad from his sup-space and started to read some of the reports on it, before throwing it on the coffee table and groaning. He already did enough work today, Soundwave surely can’t expect him to do more.

Although, he was quick to sit up straight as he saw Something-lock pick up the data-pad and read over it himself. Still with that same and stoic expression he had during their attempt at making a peace treaty with the Autobots and their meeting afterwards. Although, Hot Rod soon enough could spot a small smirk on his unwelcomed guest, and it made him vary.

Usually, Decepticons only got those smirks when thinking about attacking someone, or shortly before he had to duck and roll out of harm’s way. But it seemed like Hot Rod’s worries weren’t needed, because Something-lock started to laugh, after finishing the reports.

“You really beat up Overlord with a metal bat?”

“I… ehm… yea?” Okay, Hot Rodd was confused. Like, seriously confused, because he was expecting the other to attack him, not commend on one of his duels. “Granted, the metal bat only came after I already did some damage with my fire, and I didn’t really ‘beat him up’. I just… hit him with it? But don’t ask me how I did it because I have no idea. According to my own calculations, I should have lost. Like, I shouldn’t even be here right now. I should be a smudge on the ground, or worse.”

“But you still did it.” Stated Lock, before sitting down cross legged on the other side of the coffee table. “Not many can say that they managed to survive one of Overlord’s fights, let alone beat him… with a metal bat.”

Hot Rod couldn’t help but groan. He specifically told Soundwave that this duel shouldn’t be as well documented as the others. Not only because he feared of what his challenger would do, if he found out that everyone could read up about their fight, but also because it wasn’t a big deal. There were many he had to duel with, especially at the start of his leadership, and it wasn’t anything special.

And yet, he could see the interest in Lock’s optics and that small, curved up smirk as he commented on how modesty didn’t suit a Decepticon leader. Which in return got another groan from Hot Rod, as he got up from his bean bag and walked over to a big chest. “If I show you the bat, will you drop the issue and leave it be?” He asked, and found himself repressing yet another groan as soon as he saw Lock’s smirk.

“Maybe?

“Well… good enough for me.” Was all the speedster said, as he pulled out a hot pink metal bat littered with small white flowers and the face of a cat with a bow. And dangling from the hilt of the bat by a chain was the exact same bat, only human sized. “Here, this is it, the weapon.”

“… Why is there a cat on it and how did you get that?” Asked Lock, and Hot Rod blinked at him slowly, before shaking his head. “It’s Hello Kitty, a very popular little cat and… I got it from a human child who’s very dear to me. Well, I got the small bat from him as a joke, and Soundwave got me the bigger one, after seeing it.”

“And you decided to keep it, because?”

“Because they were gifts from my friends. I would never throw away something I got from them.” Was all he said, as he put the bat back in its place, before returning to his own. And after that, it was quiet. But not in an uncomfortable way, but rather something aching to what it was like when Hot Rod spend time with his Autobot friends. Which got him thinking about the past years and how much he’s missing out by being here, rather than with them.

Although, even if he went back now, Hot Rod doubts that he would even be welcomed. His former friends and comrades made it clear that they didn’t trust him anymore, and if that’s how it is, then Hot Rod… no… Rodimus didn’t need them.

“By the why, what’s your name? I didn’t really catch it when you showed up.”

“Deadlock.”

“Nice to meet you Deadlock, I’m Rodimus.”

[ut-girl666]

Headcanon: if Wing were to ever meet Hot Rod/Rodimus, he would call him ‘bunny’ as a pet name, like he calls Drift/Deadlock ���kitty’.

Wing just really likes using animals as pet names.

[ratchlocked]

I just want to take him home

[warriorsparked]

Random asks || always accepting 

@vindictiae​ said:  Don't mind him just laying on Megatron. Personal space? What personal space. Deadlock is just a feline in mechplating.

Megatron’s brows knitted from beneath his helmet. There was comfort, and then there was overstepping boundaries, and that was exactly what Deadlock was doing. Despite the war having ended, and despite the fact that Deadlock had been a loyal subject of his, the lack of personal space between them just seemed outright disrespectful. Did others just believe after the war had ended that he’d become some soft, loving individual? He barely even knew what a hug felt like! 

“Are you quite right there, Deadlock?” he asked, no amusement in his tone. “Do I look like a berth to you?” 

[cozzzynook]

A silly TFP themed idea.

In that episode where Ratchet gets kidnapped by the cons and is forced to work for them. Now what would happen if you put Deadlock in there? You get a overly affectionate murder cyber cat following your captive everywhere.

Megatron is sick of Shockwave and Knock-Out complaining about Deadlock trying to smother Ratchet with love while also growling at them meaning no progress is made. So he orders some poor Cons to carry around some spray bottles and to spray Deadlock if he even looks at Ratchet.

Will it likely end up with a few Cons missing a few servos? Yes, Is it worth it for progress to finally perfect Snyth-En? Yes.

Hope you enjoy this silly idea lol

“Cyber kitty is on the move again,” becomes a common phrase aboard the nemesis

[mychlapci]

I saw a while ago you resolved kitty deadlock and hotrod and it gave me inspiration

So catformers, kitty Ratchet finds kitty drift in heat and seeing as he is busy with med bay, he gets kitty Rodimus to keep his mate company, only to come back to Rodimus having mounted drift and hissing at them, Rodimus scurries off but Ratchet isn't pleased when Drift winds up knocked up weeks later

catgirl dratchrod!!!!!!

poor kitty Drift, left alone by Ratchet in such a dire state of need, it's no wonder he starts rubbing up against Roddy when they're left in the same room together <33

Ratchet is very disappointed when he walks in on his mate getting humped by Rodimus - this is exactly what he was trying to avoid... mhmmm but kitty litters can have multiple daddies, right? Maybe once he's scratched Rodimus off of his mate, Ratchet can't resist and ends up mounting kitty Drift as well, pumping him full...

Weeks later, Drift is a fat, chubby kitty, carrying a big, big litter <33

[lyricabelachium]

A little Deadlock Kitty I did last year! NYAH NYAH!

he's a sassy one

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[punprincess321]

*Cole is the leader of the deadlock gang, he has many powerful alliances with Talon and the Hashimoto. He's currently waiting the arrival of a Hashimoto member the group has sent as an act of good faith to work for him*

Deadlock grunt: Sir! The Hashimoto guy is here!

Cole: bring him in.

*the grunts bring in a man with a bow and arrow wearing a cat mask*

Grunt: I think this guy's a bit loopy, he hissed and scratched at us when he got out of the plane.

Cole: Hmm, y'all go ahead and get back t' work, I wanna talk t' this guy alone.

*the grunts nod and leave. Cole approaches Hanzo with a smirk* what's yer name kitten?~

???: Hanzo...

Cole: Well Hanzo, ya definitely made an interesting first impression on my men, yer a real cute kitty~ *he scratches under Hanzo’s chin*

Hanzo: *Flinches but quickly relaxes at the gentle touch*

Cole: Aww, kitty gonna purr?~ *carefully removes Hanzo’s mask* So I'm sure yer already aware but you work fer me now, I'm told yer a good shot so I'm countin' on ya t' pull yer weight, so lemme tell ya this in a way I think you'll understand; Good kitties get pets and milk~ Bad kitties get sprayed and declawed~

Hanzo: *Nods in understanding*

Cole: Good~ *puts Hanzo’s mask back on, he walks over to his desk and pulls out some yarn Ashe left behind from her knitting hobby* Wanna play kitty?~ *tosses the yarn at Hanzo*

Hanzo: *catches it and drops to the floor, rolling it around and chasing it on his hands and knees*

Cole: *sits in his chair and chuckles, lighting his cigar* I'll be sure t' thank Hashimoto fer the pet, never thought I'd be a cat person~

[siberstudios]

Kitty-formers. Here is a grumpy deadlock as a cat. LOL. Pet at your own risk.

[wing-locked]

🎃🦇！

[leggerefiore]

Cuddle rankings for whatever characters/character versions you desire? Like who would be the best to snuggle up to after a long, stressful day?

I'll just do characters since it'll take all day cover the cuddliness levels of ice moth and caveman moth.

a scale of best to worst lmao

characters: Emmet, N, Elesa, Ingo, Archie, Guzma, Nanu, Maxie, Grimsley, Volo, Cyrus.

▽Emmet△

He's the best cuddler because his first thought after coming home tired and exhausted is to wrap his arms around you and sigh. If you had one, too, it's even better. Just snuggly train man who wants to dote on you with affection while having you dote on him. Light kisses are pecked all over you, and he lets you bury your face into his nape. There is also the added bonus of possible Galvantula hug, too, to really seal is place at the top.

🌿N👑

One of the best huggers. If he's stressed, he's like to curl into himself, but if you're the one that is, he clings to you and tries his best to give you comfort. He is gentle and caring, but a bit aloof. N's fluffy hair is a bonus due to how calming it is to play with while in an embrace with him.

⚡️Elesa🌟

She is tired and exhausted and wants to hold you for hours or nap on you. If she is worn out from work, the model just goes limp against you and asks to lay down. If you're the one who's worn out, you're allowed special privilege to lay your head in her lap or on her chest. She also throws in scalp massages while humming out a song that's stuck in her head.

▲Ingo▼

If he is cuddly and tired, you have him walk and just bury his face into your chest before just not thinking for a while or passing out. It is oddly and endearing and cute of him. If you're exhausted, he immediately shifts and just holding you to his chest and speaking soft praises to you. His hand strokes your head, and his heartbeat is steady and slow in your ear. Truly the king of background noise.

🌧Archie🌊

He might tell you about what's stressing him out depending on the severity of it, but otherwise he immediately pull you into his lap and cling to you. The pirate man is exhausted, and you are a great comfort to his mind. If you're stressed though, he just does the same thing but with more kissing involved. He also blabs on about something to keep your mind occupied, too.

💀Guzma🕶

If he's stressed, you'll know by how he's following you around like a lost puppy. He pulls you into his lap and just lets out a frustrated sigh. His face is buried in your nape while he holds you in what must be a deadlock. If you're stressed, he does essentially the same thing, but asks if there's anything he can do to fix it. Of course, his fixing won't involve discussion. Just take the free Guzma seat for a while and unwind.

🐈‍⬛️Nanu❤️‍🩹

Cat man prefers to handle things lazily. He rarely has days that feel long and unending, but when he does, you'll have him silently stalk in and wrap his arms around you. A sigh will leave him, and he'll just bury his face into in your neck. When you are the one exhausted, it shifts into him letting you lay down on his chest and nap on him. He strokes your hair and hums quietly. The old man really does create a relaxing atmosphere to unwind at. Also kitty cuddles and purrs.

☀️Maxie🌋

Man gets stressed out easily and needs to recharge. He will lay his head into your lap and just be there without moving for hours. The redhead by alternatively bury his face into your neck while holding you and just shut down for a bit. His brain is resting, and he trusts you. With you, he lets you lean against him while he looks over things on his laptop. He's warm and smells like ash, so you get to unwind quite easily. Not overly affection, but also still trying.

♠️Grimsley❤️

He is a bad cuddler. He recluses into himself and just plays like gacha games to relieve stress. You may get held in his lap or he may try to sit in yours, but that's as affectionate as it gets. For you, he's a bit nicer. He lets you lay your head in his lap while he does other things. His Liepard may curl up beside you and purr, though.

💫Volo📜

He's busy screaming about how his god has betrayed him to actually do anything. Well, actually he may cling to you before doing that for a few a moment, but he prefers to work through exhaustion in his own way. With you, he will let you sit in his lap or cling to him. Volo won't do a lot, but he will give you the presence to know he's there. An awkward kiss may be given to you, too.

🌌Cyrus🛰

The worst. He doesn't even try half the time. When he's stressed, he needs to be alone. He does appreciate a quick hug or grabbing at his hand, but cuddling is certainly not on his mind. Though, if it's especially bad, he may allow it. When you're stressed, he's still quite the same. Unless you tell him you want to cling to him, you likely won't get it. He's not one to initiate physical contact ever.

[glosskirt]

BTS headcannons

what games would they play? (imo)

01 Namjoon

he wouldn't play, he'd read. read whatever book he can find. or even buy a kindle, read on there. get on his phone, go to ao3 and read on there. his beliefs are that if you play games all day, you'll get addicted, and addiction is unhealthy. whatevs namjoon (ily)

02 Seokjin

HE WOULD PLAY. bro's a valorant player if i eva seen one. he's probably a skye main. he already has so many skins and uses his millions to buy more characters. he uses voicechat and screams at teammates who made mistakes like "what the FUCK are you doing?!" he probably also plays with his feet on the chair.

03 Yoongi

he would probably be playing valo with jin. he's a deadlock, iso, and sage main. he doesn't use voicechat, but he likes listening to jin yell at people. he has the video game gun skins on, and he's always the spike planter. he comes up with mastermind plans and tells jin to explain it to the team, which they later on fuck it up and yoongi internally screams. yoongi also plays overwatch with jungkook. he lets jungkook carry him everywhere, and jungkook never realizes he's doin all the work.

04 Hoseok

roblox. hobi spends his time escaping bakeries, restaurants, prisons, and grandma's house. he has wings on his avatar, and a glimmering smile face. he has the bubbly animation on, and he also plays hello kitty cafe. he's got the keroppi theme on right now. he also plays cookie run kingdom. he cooes at his little cookie fighting the evil cupcakes and cakes. he listens to the other members voices and laughs. (god hobi is so cute)

05 Jimin

he'd play valorant too! HE'S DEFINITELY A REYNA MAIN. he types in chat things like "FUCU" or "ggs" to all but in team he's just screaming at the teammates ("WHAT R U DOING"). he also plays roblox. his username is j1mn_cut13 and he has a slender × preppy avatar. he has a mega neon fly ride unicorn for trade and looking for a mega neon ride axolotl in adopt me, he's on ragdoll checking out the other people's avatars, and he plays tower of hell. he almost screams every time he falls, but instead he just gets up from his chair and walks for a bit, and sits down.

06 Taehyung

he plays solitaire. /j taehyung plays overwatch with jungkook and is a baby valorant player. he lets yoongi, jin, and jimin carry him in valo and sometimes yoongi lets him use sage. all he knows how to do rn is shoot and heal, and whenever he gets a kill, the members all scream with excitement (jimin and jin scream w their mic on and yoongi dies from the insane volume). he also plays cookie run with hobi and always gets mad whenever hobi's team defeats his in a friendly battle. his main cookie is frost queen.

07 Jungkook

jungkook spends hours in front of the computer playing overwatch. he only plays overwatch cause he thinks valorant is too easy. (the first time he tried valorant he got 5th place so he never played again) he also plays roblox. only arsenal and counter blox though. he's been convinced to play blox fruits but he really only does it sometimes cause he finds it quite boring.

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tagging: @haecien 🍬

[bg-sparrow]

Sharing an original short story I created for the second round of the NYC Midnight short story contest! The more I read it, the more I love it. Maybe I'll revist it sometime!

Round 2 Criteria: Genre: Spy (I went more Spy Comedy) Character: a centernarian Item: a deadlock

The Result: Title: The Acoustic Kitty and the Piece of Resistence Rating: T Words: 2000 Summary: Alfred has pioneered spy technology since the birth of the CIA. Now that his bickering grandsons are two of the agency’s greatest assets, he just wants to knit potholders.

[pillarofna]

oh thank god the locksmith is changing the locks and giving me the keys so ill finally have the key to the deadlock too 😭😭😭😭 excited to get home and see my kitties finally…