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Hollow Knight's Adventures with Dewi
"Okay, dad! I'm heading out to the woods for a bit!" Dewi threw his bag over his shoulders and tied up his boots. He wanted to spend every possible moment in Hallownest that he could. His dad called back, "Again? You've gone out every day for the past month… just be sure you have your walkie talkie so I can reach you." Dewi was already halfway through the door as he shouted back, "Don't worry, I got it!" and leapt out of the front door, heading back to the cave to meet up with Ghost, Hornet, and all is other insectoid friends.
After some time, Dewi reached the cave Hornet had first brought him to. He'd gotten better at navigating with each visit. Just as Dewi was grabbing the flashlight out of his backpack, he heard a rustle coming from behind. Whatever it was, it sounded much larger than the squirrels and small prey he was used to seeing. He quickly turned around, but didn't see anything. Dewi held the flashlight close in case he needed to bonk anything and run. Suddenly, from a bush popped up to… horn? Antlers? They didn't look like any animal Dewi had seen before. Quickly, the rest of the figure followed until out from the bush appeared… a small, cloaked child. They looked even younger than Dewi, and the wooden mask they wore looked exactly like his friend, Little Ghost.
"Uh… hi?" Dewi lowered his flashlight.
The figure nodded.
"Sorry, I was just… um… meeting some friends here. Do- do you know them? They go by Hornet and Little Ghost- er, just Ghost… I guess"
They nodded again, this time more enthusiastically. The figure pointed to itself.
"You do know them? That's why you're wearing that mask, right?"
They shook their head and again pointed at themselves.
"You… Ghost, is that actually you?"
The figure nodded and walked up to Dewi. Even though Dewi could now see eyes through the mask, their gaze remained empty as usual. He did, however, notice a small sword hanging by their side. "You, still have your sword I see… no, what did Hornet call it? A nail! Though… I guess sword would be more appropriate now." Ghost followed Dewi's gaze and slowly unsheathed the sword. It hesitated in almost every action, like every movement was a conscious effort.
The sword was real, no doubt about it, but it was a far cry from the glowing, pure white metal either of them were used to. The edge was noticeably sharp, but the blade itself was made from a dull, gray alloy. As Ghost put the sword back in its sheathe, Dewi couldn't help but keep asking questions, "What's happening? Did this happen to anyone else? Are they okay? Are you okay? What's going on?" Ghost waited for Dewi to catch his breath before simply shaking their head once. "Nothing, you don't even know or why this happened? W-what's the last thing you remember? Can you act it out?" The little one thought for a moment. It took a step back and started mimicking vague actions. Old habits die hard, it seems, for even with its new limbs and dexterity, Ghost couldn't manage much beyond stiffly waving its arms about.
"I'm sorry, I- I'm not getting anything from that. You can stop." Ghost came back and sat on a nearby rock. The two sat together in silence for a minute, both trying to process what they've found themselves in. After a while, Dewi took off his backpack and began rifling around in it, "Are you… hungry? Do you still need to eat? Did you need to eat before?" Just as he asked, the two heard a rumbling straight from the little one's stomach! Ghost nearly fell off its seat in shock before quickly readying a hand on its sword. Dewi just let out a small chuckle, "I guess that answers all three! Here! It's the best thing I could pack this early in the morning." He handed Ghost a small foil packet. It took the packet, and simply… held it.
"Oh, right. You're probably not used to wrapping, let me get that for you," Dewi grabbed the snack and tore the top open to reveal two pink frosted poptarts. He handed one to Ghost, who again gave nothing but an empty gaze. "It… goes in here," Dewi pointed at his mouth a took a bite from his own poptart to demonstrate. Ghost followed suit, slipping the confection under its mask and pulling it back to reveal a small chunk taken from the corner. "Now chew it, like this," Dewi started chewing through his food, heavily exaggerating the motion. It took Ghost a moment to figure out the movements, but it eventually got a hang of the process. Dewi tried explaining the rest through a mouthful of frosting and jam filling, "now, you shwallow…" He grabbed his water bottle to wash down the rest. He was about to offer it to Ghost before seeing it clearly struggle to figure out the mechanics of swallowing. Dewi couldn't help but giggle at his friend so clearly out of its element.
"Dewi? Ghost? Is that you, little ones?" The two whipped around towards the voice. Behind them stood a woman much taller than Dewi. Her perfect posture would have made her look quite elegant if it wasn't for the ragged cloak she was wearing. In her hands were a ring and a small harpoon, both attached by a long thread of twine, and she wore a mask just like Ghost, only ceramic instead of wood. Dewi recognized her voice immediately, and her mask was unmistakable. Whatever happened to Ghost, it had happened to her too.
"Hornet!" Dewi nearly leapt at her with a hug. She tried to stop him, but the kid's enthusiasm broke through her guard and toppled them both to the ground. "Dewi, please refrain from doing that again! I am not yet familiar with having only four limbs." She nearly had to pry Dewi off her. "Sorry! You don't know how long I've waited for that, now that we're the same size! Well… human sized, at least," he did his best to help Hornet as she slowly got up from the dirt.
"Dewi, what have you done. How have you made us both higher beings such as yourself?" Hornet straightened her mask and dusted off her cloak.
"I didn't do anything! I don't know how to turn bugs into humans!" Dewi was getting increasingly exhausted with Hornet's insistence on Dewi's status as a "higher being". He sat back down on his tree stump, defeated. "To be honest, I kinda hoped I'd get to be a bug and explore Hallownest with you guys. That place sounds so cool…"
"I wouldn't wish such things, Dewi. Even after you and Little Ghost triumphed over the Radiance, Hallownest is still a dangerous place. With your luck, you would wind up alone, or worse, stuck with Lemm." Dewi perked up at the name, "Who's Lemm?" Even in the current situation, he couldn't stop asking about Hallownest. "Just a crotchety old hermit. Lives in the City of Tears, hoarding and obsessing over his relics. I do not believe he would take kindly to your presence, Dewi. Apologies, I did not mean that as an insult."
"Uh… none taken? Oh! You're probably hungry! Ghost is it okay if I…" he plucked the poptart out of Ghost's hands. It hadn't taken more than that first bite, anyway. "Here!"
"What is this?" Hornet eyed the pastry with suspicion.
"It's food!" Dewi continued to offer it with a smile, "it might be a little sweet, but I really like them!" Hornet grabbed the popart cautiously before breaking off a piece and slipping it under her mask, being sure to keep her face hidden from Dewi. She chewed for only a few seconds before spitting on the ground.
"PLEH! This is the food of higher beings!? Is this even natural?!" She was kind enough to give it back to Dewi instead of the ants.
"Well… my dad says they have all kinds of preservatives. He doesn't like me eating too many. Calls them 'an affront to the natural order' but I think they're really tasty!" He breaks a piece off for himself before giving it back to Ghost who continues to hold it absentmindedly. "Here, have some water," he offers the bottle to Hornet.
She grabs the bottle, "This is simply water? Not another disgusting concoction of higher beings?"
"Well you don't have to be mean about it… but yeah, it's just water." He takes the bottle when Hornet's finished and sets it back in his back. He offers Hornet a seat at their new, impromptu meeting spot, to which Hornet silently obliges.
"Dewi, we need to know what is happening, and we are unfamiliar with your world. We do not know if this has happened to anyone else, or who. Are you willing to guide us?"
@lilybug-02 @violetthunderstorm
#I realized halfway through that I was writing ghost and hornet as I headcanon them and not actually as they're written in DAiHK#oops :P#ghost is actually much more expressive in DAiHK#and i wrote hornet's dialogue like Toriel so she doesn't use contractions lol#and i'm pinging violet as well because she's the reason we're in this mess#dewi's adventures in hollow knight#hollow knight#human hornet#human ghost#dewi#fanfic#fanfiction#how many fanfiction levels deep are we right now?#a fanfic of a fanfic inspired by a fanfic of that original fanfic#we've hit fanception
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Angel of Death
Yall I am so goddamn proud of this one. And then I forgot to post it for 4 months LOL I've been wanting to do more DC fanart but I keep psyching myself out when I try to do it on my own, so I figured a fan zine would give me the perfect excuse. And it worked! The concept for the zine was that Black Mask has put a hit out on the entire Batfam. You can get the free PDF here ♥ Batman, Scarecrow © DC Comics/Rocksteady Games
#batman#batman fanart#scarecrow#arkham knight#jonathan crane#bruce wayne#crows#needle#syringe#contract 14#fanart#vice draws
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eoin macken deserves so much more credit for consistently playing gwaine as if he's always choosing his words carefully around merlin or biting his tongue altogether so he doesn't say something that might jeopardize their relationship
#merlin liked it when gwaine challenged him but the writers said get that CLOWN back in line#''not arthur'' and ''got bored of playing soldiers'' and ''its the least i could do'' (which is crazy in context) and '#''i hope you find what youre looking for'' and all the stuff he said abt nobles in s3 before he became a knight and signed an NDA contract#<- all these lines are the tip of the iceberg that man is fighting for his life to stay in line#they may have forgotten how to write him by season five but do NOT worry gwaine i saw your microexpressions#gwaine#bbcm#bbc merlin#merwaine#gwaine x merlin#gwaine spinoff
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the famous middle english poem, "sir gawain and the couple that saw him from across the bar and really liked his vibe"
#bolo liveblogs#sir gawain and the green knight#arthuriana#I have to make as many jokes about the bertilaks being swingers as I can think of. it's in my contract
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so about that regressing saintess trope—
Cedric was sure he was making a fool out of himself in front of all of his Knights, but he couldn’t give up after coming so far.
“Your Grace,” his Knight Commander finally addressed him. “Is there a particular reason we are in this city?”
The Knight Commander had already served Cedric’s father. When his parents had died, the Knight Commander had cared for him as though Cedric were his own child. The Ashvain duchy’s reputation hit rock bottom when Cedric inherited it, and many of the servants could’ve left, but instead they stayed to support the child they now had to call their lord.
The least Cedric could do was insure they’d survive this time.
When he’d woken from his seizure, nearly ripped apart by his magic, he’d been granted the memories of a future undone, the continent ripped apart by monsters, their only saving Grace too weak to stand up against them as she was caught up in intrigues of the palace and her training stifled.
“There’s a woman here,” Cedric said. “Brown hair, brown eyes, plain looking. She sells cabbages.”
For half the price if my customer looked really poor, Your Grace! Ah, don’t tell His Highness I said that…
“A woman,” the Knight Commander repeated. “Your Grace, have you—“
“I do not have a lover,” Cedric cut him off. “I wish for you to make her your apprentice.”
The Knight Commander stared at him in disbelief. “Why?”
Because a year from now, they will proclaim her Saintess and the Temple and the Crown Prince will dress her in silk instead of armor.
But Cedric couldn’t say that without raising suspicion or seeming like mad man.
“Just trust me on this,” Cedric asked and took a look around the marketplace. All eyes were focused on them, and there, right in front of the temple, stood an unassuming woman with a stall full of vegetables, wearing a farmer’s garb and an apron.
If she would refuse to come with them, Cedric would damn well strip her himself and put her in armor. God’s most beloved daughter belonged in the battlefield and he’d drag her there himself if he had to.
#fic: help i’ve transmigrated#Isekai#transmigration#original fiction#FL: why are you hiring me as a knight. i sell cabbages. i don’t even know how to hold a sword#Cedric who has seen the world end: I Can Fix That#anyway saintess who regressed and contract married the duke?#nice but have you considered:#regressor Duke who is TERRIFIED bc NOBODY taught the holy monster vanquisher how to do her job#bc they were so busy doing court romance bullshit#Cedric is forcibly dragging this out of the rofan and into the action genre#and I guess he gets to fall in love too maybe
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Maybe Demetrius is my favorite rookie 🔥
#just sitting there singing dancing having a good time as he signs merch <3#this is interesting i didn't know the rookie signing line was a thing#someone slip a contract to demetrius and shemar#tahj brooks#jalen rivers#barrett carter#dylan fairchild#demetrius knight#shemar stewart
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This is a big one. My very first time niching a CC, and I pushed it to the absolute limit. I'll break it down below:
So this is only 510, but it's way harder than the 620 I did with my full roster (and the 500 I did with the niche before this, but I'll go over that later). That's a common thing with niching because it just doesn't give you as many options (and honestly, that's kind of the point), but it's actually not just my operators that are different. The thing about niching this cc is that your niche can easily just lock you out of a huge number of tags. Without a vanguard, I can't take any dp related risks; without enough guards or casters to be able to just rely on one or the other, I can't take the class bans; without more than one unit that has offensive recovery, and relying on ranged units who have their non reed tiles banned, I can't take the sp down tags; etc. Add the fact that those things break set bonuses and lock me out of a number of other tags that my niche might be able to do, and I'm very limited in what I can take. Because of this, the only way I can maximise my score is by pumping as many points as possible into making the enemies as strong as possible. I took all the drone tags and all the car tags (though I took the non-invis option for them, since blocking them was a non-option, locking me out of another set bonus). I took the enemy caster buff tag, I added the extra evocators, and on top of all of that, I maxed out all enemies' attack, minimised my units' HP, and reduced my units' attack substantially. With all of this, there's little to no room for error throughout. But let's get to what I'm doing here.
So the opener is Bassline and Eyjaberry. Bassline cannot survive there on his own, with either skill, as the burn burst, the melee mobs, and the caster together all provide just too much pressure for him to heal through, requiring Eyjaberry. Then Lessing sets the tone for how tight the rest of the clear will be, by taking out the first enemy in the blue box. He goes really hard on this map, particularly on S2. Reducing the damage from the seeds, casters, and evocators lets him live things that no one else would manage. After that I activate Eyjaberry S3 to make sure Bassline is at max HP before I retreat her (and to leave him with some lingering heals from her talent), and I swap in regular Eyja to clear out the enemies that Bassline is blocking before I retreat him and place Vivi. (I can't open with Eyja, as she'll use all her S2 charges on the caster that's there, meaning she'll leak the melee mobs that open the map. Managing her charges is very important throughout the map, but I'll touch on that more as we go).
When I M9ed Viviana, I had no intention of using her S1 seriously. I just wanted to finish her M9 before I got to any of the more practical ones because she's my favourite character, and if I was going to invest those kinds of mats into any character, it was going to be her. I did not expect to then use it to AFK more or less an entire lane in a CC, especially not with the -30% attack that I took. It just happens that it works perfectly for taking each enemy out before they enter the reeds and turn invisible. The only exceptions are the first enemy that spawns before I can place her and the two that enter the map together. Her being able to do all of that is huge, as it lets me focus my five unit deployment limit to taking out the map's big threats, and means that I don't have to block/heal on that side beyond those two enemies that come together.
Next come Eben and Diamante. Diamante is my main option for dealing with the seeds in this map, and that first deployment is half to clear them out so that they don't expend Eyja's S2 charges, and half to deal extra damage to the rush. Meanwhile Eben uses his delta mod for extra damage to take out the rover, and Lessing takes out one evocator and more than enough of the next one for Eyja to deal with it later (again, I cannot stress enough how massive his damage reduction is on his S2. The fact that he survives for his full skill duration there is nuts). His placement is also really, really tight, as I want him to get hit by the second evocator right before he takes out the first. This means that he'll take that damage while blocking, reducing it massively, and giving him as much time as possible before its next attack so that he can maximise his damage. Though while I'm managing that timing, I miss something and make the one mistake in this run.
I was supposed to retreat Diamante the second that caster fell, so that I'd have DP to deploy Carnelian ASAP. I missed that by a few seconds, meaning Carnelian was just slightly too late. This almost cost me the run. A second or two later, and it actually prevents her from taking out the evocators and doing extra damage to the rover, meaning that it would move far enough to reveal Eyja, letting the caster that's walking down the middle take her out. In my desperation to let her get as much damage in as possible, I end up missing retreating her, costing me some valuable dp as the caster and seeds take her out. This ultimately works out still, but it makes everything else even tighter. One more missed retreat and I won't have enough for later.
After that is just setting up for the leak. Lessing and Eyja thin out the enemies on the left, leaving just the one that Bassline needs to block for the eventual invis drone leak. But I can't talk about the drone leak without talking about the 500 point clear I got before this. The difference was that I swapped the -20% ally attack for the -30%. That doesn't sound like much! But wow did it mess things up.
So most of my units do just fine with the reduction. I was a bit worried about Lessing and Eben, since they both scale so hard off of attack, meaning any decrease to that base attack gets magnified, but they were actually totally fine. The problem unit, however, is also the one that I lean on heavily to deal with all the seeds: Diamante. Without him dealing with the seeds, this is not possible. His +90 ASPD and hit-two from his S2 is desperately needed. With -20% attack, he two shots them, letting him deal with them efficiently and making the painful process of baiting out the last few seeds (including the ones that spawn INSIDE the blue box) doable. But with -30%, he needs three hits. This extra hit is the difference between him clearing them out and him getting overwhelmed. But I can't let that happen. Having only four ground units, baiting the seeds is really hard, and with all the attack up and HP down that I stacked, no one can live getting hit with three or more. Enter Earthspirit and Czerny.
Earthspirit was the only unit that didn't actually get used in my 500, and she isn't out for long here, but she is VITAL. She slows down the seeds, keeping them away from my ground units, and crucially gives Diamante the third hit that he needs to take them out, easing the pressure while he's off skill. But still, that can only last until they start spawning outside of her range.
Czerny, on the other hand, was used in my 500, but mostly just as a body. He still needed to do that first deployment to block the enemies in the reeds, and then I'd use him again at the end to bait some seeds. But here the margins are so much tighter that I actually need him to bait two rounds of seeds. The timing on this is incredibly tight, but with placing him at the right point, and activating Bassline's S2 at the right moment to get him up again in the moment between two seeds hitting him, he can live long enough to activate his S2, giving him +100% HP, and making him the only unit in my niche that, with Eyjaberry's S3 also giving him +30% HP, can tank more than one round of the seeds. However, the other thing complicating that is that his S2 blast going off would destroy the stall that I need for the seeds that spawn in the blue box, so the timing on it all is unbelievably tight. Actually, yeah, speaking of the stall, let's talk about that.
So leaking the drones is possible, but it's a major pain. I fully believe that HG did not intend for us to be able to leak them, as it's difficult enough to let them get to the blue box in the first place, but then they both spawn seeds INSIDE the blue box. Now, there are some units that, with some work, can attack/destroy them before they leak, but that wasn't really an option for me. Instead, I have to bait them, but the ones that spawn deepest in the box only have one tile in their range. And that tile is the bottom left, in the reeds. You know, where your unit is invisible. This means that to make the leak work, you need to stall an enemy on a blocker there to the end. But you also need to keep that blocker alive, so they can't actually bait a wave of seeds themselves until the ones that come from the blue box. This requires a lot of bodies. My niche, however, does not have a lot of bodies. That meant that there was no margin for error here, and that each and every seed had to be individually accounted for, especially to manage leaking both of the invis drones.
The second drone was much easier to leak in my 500. There, because Diamante handled the seeds just fine, I was able to save Eyja to deploy her where I have Carnelian here, and the splash damage from her S2 would take out the seeds that spawn in the blue box that time (though they would have been out of her range for the first one, and even if they were in her range, they spawn too close to the leak point itself for her projectile travel time to let her take them out before they leak, so I did still need to have Bassline stall up until the first drone leaked). (Also, no, Carnelian isn't doing anything here. She's just kind of an emergency button in case the seeds end up taking out Bassline and I suddenly need to get rid of the enemy he was blocking). But here I need her to replace Diamante, as even with skill, he won't be able to stop enough of the seeds from hitting my ground units. Because of this, I need to keep the stall going for EVEN LONGER, so that Bassline can bait the seeds from that one too. It's all so tight, and you can see that based on how much I keep the operator select bullet time going, as well as in me going back and forth on whether to place a unit or not at various points. Fun fact, this clear's recording is about two minutes longer than the 500 point clear, because of just how long I kept the bullet time going. Even after it works, I still place Eben and activate Carnelian out of paranoia for a potential extra seed spawn. But ultimately, it works out. All the things that I'd planned and theorised would work finally did. And Vivi even gets the final kill.
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@ NHLFlyers: 🐶 barkbarkbark.
#LOOK AT HIS SWEET LITTLE FACE#OUR BABY SIGNED HIS ENTRY CONTRACT#denver barkey#london knights#philadelphia flyers
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Knightfall in Dream Land - Page 9
Meta learns that he is a Star Warrior, decides to stay on Popstar, and prepares to duel the king of Dream Land.
#Kirby#Kirby fanart#my art#comic#Knightfall in Dream Land#Meta Knight#Captain Vul#Sailor Dee#not me saying I would post this for the Kirby’s Adventure anniversary and then posting it two days late 🤡#it took a bit longer than I meant for it to take but I hope that this page was worth the wait#this is my explanation for what Kirby and Meta Knight are and where they and their species come from#stellar nurseries are an actual thing in space they’re nebulas that are contracting to form new stars#if you Google them you can find some really pretty photos#I thought it would make sense for Kirby and Meta Knight to be born from something like that#we’re also starting to get into how Meta actually meets Dedede#in typical Meta Knight fashion he wants to fight the strongest people in Dream Land so that he can grow stronger himself lmao#also they haven’t appeared yet but we’re going to see the Meta Knights as well as Sword and Blade Knight very soon in the comic#did anybody pick up on the Star Trek reference I included in this page?#I like referencing Star Trek a lot in my Kirby stuff lmao
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I kinda want to see Pikero mess with our current trio under the pretense of testing how SEEDs are attracted toward negativity. Trying to foster in-fighting and making them question their friendships.
Pikero - “Witness a grandiose feat of accumulated effort…” Pikero - “I HAVE MANAGED TO CAPTURE A SEED WITHIN THIS VERY BEAKER!”
(Pikero goes into an tangent on the details)
(Tuxam, who pauses the story and breaks the 4th wall)
Tuxam - “Please allow me to fast-forward this for your convenience.”
Pikero -“…Assigns a thousand more rules, yet skips me? Perhaps you learned nothing and embraced hypocrisy.” Tuxam - “[Grunts like he’s been attacked].”
Pikero - “What’s a gentleman that neglects the journey and focuses on the end goal?” “But if I must summarize for an audience with a diminished attention span—[explanation bit goes here]”
(Arupek and Chaco are in the background, as Chaco is trying to nudge Arupek awake.)
#pikero who upholds his contract as knight to instead attempt to experiment on aru-cha-tux or whatever they're called#i hope pikero has mary poppins abilities with his umbrella and if not its a gun#tuxam (and maybe hangyon) have fast-forward rights against pikero#please let this man have a tangent i want to hear him speak#Fragaria Memories#fragmem#pikero#tuxam
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"My knight in shining armor" he cooed, with one arm around her shoulders - Astarion could feel her muscles tense under the hard scales that plated her back. "Anything for you, my liege" Azarel replied semi-sarcastically, as their fingers intertwined. Countless were the times the vampire would lay down on the dewy morning grass, his head on the tiefling's lap as she delicately caressed his hair. Astarion would fiddle with her long tail as it wrapped itself around his body and she'd put flowers between his curls. Nevertheless, between a longing look and the other, they would deny to be more than just friends. "Love takes the wildest heart and makes it tame. I much prefer being alone"
Pining for each other wasn't in their plans, but feelings happened.
They have similar traumatic events in their pasts, but Azarel's main issue along with physical intimacy also involve severe trust issues.
She is a very romantic person but admitting (even to herself) to feel something for someone outright brings her pain.
Also, detail close up.
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#tav x astarion#my art#Azarel the Hell-touched#will she survive the story and have a somewhat happy ending or will she die in his arms? We shall see#She shouldn't have signed that contract with Raphael :D#she's a knight in sour armor#the knight/liege thing is something they call each other sarcastically#or is a way to express love without being direct? Who knows
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papa simmer couldn't even nepo baby his kid to a blues elc wtf
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cookie run posting? unheard of.
#cookie run#knight cookie#electric eel cookie#my art#i actually havent played in about eight months but i got into a cr zine so thats what these are for#electric eel has utterly destroyed my right arm btw but i love how they came out ;;;#pose for them is inspired by a mao card btw!#knight doesnt have any fun facts beyond “i did sort of princess lolita because hes a knight thats a fun contraction”#anyway
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So I just took a nap (as is my favorite thing to do) and during it I saw a dream/vision of a fair maiden or princess imprisoned in the dark lord's dungeon.
Am I now a hero of legend or can I just write porn about it...?
#cíl-irl#next question on the hero side would be:#if this is some sort of karmic contract#and if that's enforceable#plus the issue of me being a hellish servant of dark lords#as much as i would be down to be someone's bi lady knight i'm having a bit of a conflict of interests here#hmmmm
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