#knowledgecat ramblings

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So...random question, how does one spot a pre-HRT, closeted transfem in the wild?

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Honestly, that is the average grap eating experience

Some grapes are freaking good, the right mix of juicy and tender (Yes, I know that sounds a little bit sexual, but it's true when it comes to grapes)

And then there are grapes that just taste....bleh, like they're close to becoming the liquor of the gods

Dionysus why must you ruin my grape eating experience you imbecile! I don't drink!

Now I want to rant about alcohol

Humans are interesting

You give them grapes, they make wine

You give them rain, that makes corn, and corn makes whiskey (or so a country song taught me)

Humans are wonderful in the fact that no matter what, there is alcohol

You give them potatoes, that makes vodka (I think, I don't actually know)

And then there's frickin moonshine and shit

Then there are people who make alcohol from Peeps and shit

Humans are just strange creatures

Is life so miserable that you must make alcohol? Or is alcohol so enjoyable you must make it?

Frickin, doesn't the Bible even say something like "Give wine into the weary"?

Like bro! Why are humans obsessed with fermented shit?!

I understand it's good and makes you hoppy (Pun absolutely intended bitches)

But does everything need to be alcohol?

This is also coming from an 18 year old American who is not at the age of drinking yet, so... Yeah

[knowledgecat247]

Idea:

We convince people that eggs (Like chicken eggs) create trans people by spreading misinformation muahahahahaha!

[knowledgecat247]

Could someone explain blahaj to me?

I'm still new to the culture

Is blahaj just a thing that exists or is there an actual backstory? And if there isn't backstory, should we give blahaj a backstory?

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Pfft me? No I never went through an awkward egg phase.

When I was home alone I would just put blankets and pillows in my clothes to give myself an exaggerated female figure...

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Chicken Jockey has become a huge thing!

But I would like to see Shadow/Keanu Reeves saying "Revenge Guac" to be passed around

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*cough* *cough*

Voice training is hard. One moment you make a voice that sounds so feminine to you that you don't recognize it, other times it sounds like you're failing to be Mariah Carrey

Doesn't help that I only watched like two videos on the topic a little bit and was like "Alright let's do this, I totally know what I'm doing".

Probably also doesn't help that it seems like I went from having a cold to having allergies...

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Did you know that one ounce of uranium can change your life?

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I'm just gonna interject one of my favorite/funniest Twenty One Pilots lyrics, it's not necessarily one that'll ruin your day, but it's one that'll make you ask "Wait, what?"

The lyric:

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Keep it cool, keep the mood androgynous

I see your problem is, your proctologist

Got both hands over your shoulders while your bottomless

Here's the song for you to enjoy:

something i keep experiencing

[knowledgecat247]

Finally watching Sonic 3, got many things to say:

Good movie

Keanu Reeves as Shadow is awesome

I just want Agent Stone and Dr Robotnik to kiss

I'll report more when I finish

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Genuinely, how do you know your Trans?

I keep on flip-flopping on myself being like "Yeah, I just hate myself" to being like "You've wanted to be a girl since Freshman year of High School"

And honestly doing HRT sounds awesome! And I know, I know that I do experience euphoria when my coworker is like "You got bigger breasts then I do", even if I have to deal with jokes about needing medicine that is meant for like periods or something similar (lydol, lidol, I forgot the specific medication name she says when she jokes about it).

So....anyways....those are my thoughts for the past couple of days, weeee!

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I need to DM my mutuals, not because I need to, but because I want to make friends with people and I feel like some of my mutuals are very cool.

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Random idea: Dr. Doofenshmirtz Welcome to The Black Parade Parody:

"You see Perry the Platypus"

When I was a young boy My father made me his lawn gnome To protect his garden He said son you just stand there Forever and ever As your duty to this family He yelled Don't Move! whenever I were to scratch my nose Or eat some food Oh Perry, it's awful, I know But it's just one of my tragic backstories

Cause when I was a young boy My mother never loved me She loved my brother instead Her love was attached to kickball Or so I thought Oh Perry it's awful, I know But that's just another tragic backstory

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[knowledgecat247]

Something random:

Trying to balance everything is hard. I have college work to do, I need to work more hours at my job, and I want to do content creation. I also have to help out around the house and such too, be a part of the family.

Welcome to adulthood, I guess

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I actually liked what I saw in the mirror this morning...and I don't know how to feel about it.

Because I'm usually like "I look fugly" or "You look close to what you want to look like"

But for some....reason this morning I actually like what I see in the mirror

And I feel like I definitely don't look female, but at the same time I feel like I look a bit feminine this morning

Maybe it's the shirt I'm wearing, or maybe it's the fact that I haven't showered yet

All I know it I turned around and was surprised by what I saw in the mirror and I don't know how to feel about my reflection currently

Being hungry probably doesn't help the emotional confusion though XD

On the note of just feeling good, those sunglasses man!

For some reason they have brought me to much euphoria, especially when I put then titled up on my head, I feel like I'm almost like those girls you see at the Starbucks with their Stanleys

Not the best kind of stereotype, but at least it's a form of euphoria, right?

I think I'm just going crazy this morning XD

I should eat....

Well peace out! Have a good day!

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Then there's me who looks at my hobbies as potentially marketable...

I'm gonna allow myself to go on a rant here

And that rant is I feel like music is different for me

I started writing lyrics with the hope that one day I'd share them with the world, partially because yeah fame and fortune looks awesome, but also because there's that though of if I feel like this maybe someone else out there does (I don't know if this was a true thing or a self-justification :P)

I know some of the songs I write might never see the light of day because they are to...personal

But maybe not? That's the thing about music, you never know until it's out there, and if people like your music, that is wonderful

The best part about it for me, is constantly learning about things, new ways to write lyrics, new ways to play chords on my guitar, new scales on the piano.

I think I've finished my rant, sorry for it.

You’ve heard of “don’t monetize your hobbies”; get ready for "don’t master your hobbies".

Your hobbies are here to help you decompress and have fun. They do not have to be disciplines you toil over for expertise, unless that is something you genuinely enjoy doing.

It’s okay to enjoy language-learning without ever becoming fluent, or even conversational. It’s okay to like playing guitar even if you only know a few clumsy songs. You can read books and never finish them, bowl without ever scoring even halfway to perfect. We’re here to explore and play, and we cannot do that if we’re chasing perfection in everything we do.