#ko'd entirely. . .......

[c-kiddo]

rewatching scenes from eps 131 and i jsut .. . .. . veth and constance talking,, veth saying ill take care of your son, please take care of mine if i or him dont make it back .. .. .and then also constance saying “When you all come back, let us know in advance and we can cook a proper meal..” and taliesin, as cad, just making th saddest fuckin expression . 

dies. i hate it here. he’s just. a little guy and he’s saying goodbye to his mam . i . .... .. ive said this before yous know how i feel abt these scenes but i will say it again because every time it absolutely obliterates me 

[keeps-ache]

little soup cans are some of the neatest things we have, wish there were more soup-can-like things in this world

[dykehaus]

covid booster free pass to being a 24 hour sick victorian child

[kits-shrine]

Ziz smiled and softly kissed him, “See, I’m fin, say it again, please.”

"ah sugar." he gave a shuddering sigh wrapping his arms around her and pressing his face in her hair. "i love ya so much... ziz."

[ominoose]

Top 5 Oscar characters most likely to be yanderes? 👀

Ooooh here we go. In no particular order:

• Blue Jones

He's possessive as hell, relationships for him will be part of his status and control is notoriously a big part of who he is. Blue wants to know where you're going, now long you'll be there, what you're wearing, etc. Sometimes he might not let you leave, not for a particular reason, just to exercise control.

Blue picks what you wear too, treating you like his perfect doll. Since you'll live in the Lennox club you'll have his guards eyes on you constantly, so anything you do will be reported back to him. You live in the palm of his hands, and he'll lord that over you, letting you know he paid for that pretty dress and the roof over your head, if it weren't for him you'd be on the streets. Hell even use his customers as proof that no other man will treat you as well as he does since he technically doesn't bend you over a table without at least a warning.

• Steven Grant

Steven could end up a yandere without even realising. He has no real relationship experience, through Marc, Jake and his parents he doesn't even have any examples of what an average, healthy, stable relationship looks like. All he knows is Marc's deep but repressed feelings, so when it comes to his own love he's got so much pent up but doesn't want to repress it, he wants to show it. Steven will read all the romance novels, not knowing it's not reflective of real relationships, and take his que from those.

Expect him to be over bearing, smothering you in love, hugs, constant affirmations, accidentally objectifying you. He's absolutely obsessed with having someone love him and having someone to love. If you ever try to leave? You're talking nonsense, you loved him before, you cant stop now, hes not going to risk losing you. Will definitely get frantic and do something he regrets in a panic, like chaining you to a wall. That won't make him unchain you though, in fact it's probably for the better, you can trust him to take care of you.

• Nathan Bateman

Another man who loves having control, but instead of Blue being more sly about it, teasing you with the open Club that's actually a prison, Nathan has you completely isolated. This makes it much more easy to completely brainwash you.

I fully believe Nathan would make you dependent on him, leaving you locked in a room when you misbehave. He's the only other human you have, completely cut off from everyone else, it'll be easy to make you cling to him.

When you act out he makes an android version of you and dotes on it in front of you, especially when you're locked in clear, glass room. Nathan will show the android more care and affection than he shows you until you're sobbing and begging to get back into his good graces.

• Leto Atreides

I was hesitant to put him here but in my mind it could happen in a few specific scenarios. Being the Duke of an entire planet, the Emperor of the Universes favourite guy but also his enemy, throw in the trauma of his first wife killing his first born in a jealous fit and also his mother figure killing his dad for the same reason, Leto has gotta have some issues. That's a lot of pressure and relationship drama.

House Atreides have honour, a trait Leto likes to represent, but that isn't without flaws. This can lead to, as we see when he gets KO'd in Arrakis, being blinded by determination, blinding by pride.

If you were his favourite concubine or wife, in a period of high political stress, like during Arrakis, if things get rough I can see him snapping. He'll hold it in, trying to remain the figure of calm reason and all it'll take is one Harkkonnen threat towards you or you taking initiative and making a meeting with political heads to aid Leto, then he snaps. You'll be kept strictly in a private wing because you're his and he cannot lose you, will not lose you to the threats plaguing House Atreides from every shadow. Leto loves passionately, deeply and values loyalty and he will know that's his weakness. You're his heart, so he'll keep you locked away from the outside.

• Shimmer!Kane

I lean towards the theory that clone Kane is more primal and caveman like, he has only base human instincts when he's fresh out the Shimmer. This means he will have base instincts towards a partner.

All he has in him is a feeling of connection towards you and the concept of "partner". To him that just means you are his. Since his emotional understanding is very limited, this just manifests as him being possessive, not recognising boundaries.

I'm not much for a breeding kink, but he will breed you, that's just his understanding of humans and might even be programmed into him from the Shimmer. He might even coddle you, taking over any labour you're doing whether that be putting jars on the top shelf or carrying something upstairs. You'll likely end up feeling like a human pet for him to study and possess.

I know William Tell or Jake Lockley or Basil Stitt would've been popular choices but personally, if I was to be truly honest, I can't see it in canon (although I love it Fanon wise).

For William, I think hed too self loathing. He can barely make himself be in a normal, loving relationship and doesn't allow himself the pleasure of sleeping on a normal bed. If William dated someone and suddenly felt himself becoming possessive, controlling or any real overly strong emotion that wasn't pure love he would bolt. William knows what he is capable of and hates it.

For Basil, I think he's just too... pathetic. I don't think he has it in him to be controlling, he's too submissive. He might try, but you'd shout or tell him off and he'd buckle. He'd just sit and cry if you did something to upset him or left. Might spam you or stalk your socials but that's it.

For Jake, I think he'd check out if his emotions ever got that intense. I don't see Jake allowing himself a relationship while he's still keeping to himself from Steven and Marc, but if he was open I still see him being wary. In a scenario where he does have a partner and feels himself becoming too obsessive or controlling he would ghost and never come back. His commitment is to the body and by extension Khonshu, for your own safety and his head mates he'd split.

[thetardigrape]

Con O'Neill is such a gift. He really said "I'm gonna play this evil bastard Izzy Hands just SUPER horny" and just KO'd the entire OFMD fandom with it

[robotgirlservos]

I've been playing a lot of rain world and of course I had to make an iterator oc. Say hello to Clear Skies!

The Clear Skies Space Mission was originally intended to redirect a comet that was on an impact course. The comet ended up with a close and stable enough orbit for construction missions, and the material analysis deemed its composition sufficient to build and maintain an entire iterator. And so Clear Skies was adopted into the iterator project.

Clear Skies is fairly young, cheerful, and friendly, and is quite chatty for the few moments her orbit brings her close to her friends.

Now that her creators have left, CS "eats" leftover derelict satellites, catching them in her bubble, where they are harvested for the parts and materials she needs to keep herself going.

She occasionally sends the few resources she has an excess of to other iterators in need, but although she can drop things to them pretty easily, them sending anything back to her is exceptionally difficult. Some resources that she's in desperate need of are readily available on the surface.

On the rare instances where her perigee puts her between a full enough moon and one of her friends' cans, she will wave one of her giant arms.

Was extremely envious of the others getting to have slug cats, so she synthesized a bunch of her own from genome sequences. Most now reside in the nearly unused city built on her.

One of the exceptions being her loyal knight

I have whole side story for them where CS is under attack from a mutated miros bird that somehow temporarily disabled CS's basic function and ko'd the knight. The rescue team, not understanding that CS is far more than her puppet, brings back CS's disconnected puppet body as well as the unconscious knight. They do not know why CS is not waking up. To them, she's basically a god. She can't die... right?

The knight then has to carry the puppet all the way back, getting harassed by the monstrosity and having to take shelter from the periodic waves of extreme radiation. CS would fix it but the monstrosity is still inhibiting her functions. After reconnecting, CS is able to fix up the knight's signature energy spear, and the knight then can face off against the miros monstrosity.

Perks: can wear masks hands free, and they provide a tiny bit of armor, with higher tier masks giving more protection. Slightly better at carrying creatures of similar size.

[captainofthetidesbreath]

some level, it's wild how the fandom forgot how viciously, vocally opposed to Fjord and Jester's romantic relationship significant parts of the fandom were (and still are)

it's so wild seeing multiple, multiple posts here and in Twitter saying people did not oppose that relationship when tearing down that relationship was such an ugly affair that it is one of the core drivers of a massive percentage of C2 discourse, not just ship discourse but discourse collective

like, it's just so weird watching people go "nobody was upset about Fjord and Jester getting together" as a rhetorical point when I watched people across shipping circles call Fjord an controlling abuser who would batter Jester and her epilogue is going to be A Marriage Story for the last 40 episodes of the campaign (and saying different nasty things before that), entire sections of the fandom across multiple competing ships hoped that Jester getting KO'd at the beginning of the two-shot would "knock sense into her and make her breakup with Fjord"

like, if you want a canon endgame ship people did not violently and viciously have an issue with to point to, Fjord and Jester is not it. it's a STRONG candidate for most "people have an issue" ship in C2 and among the most for the show.

how quickly we forget, and it's wild people did because the swirling ugliness of people attacking that relationship was all-consuming and is much smaller these days but very much going strong.

[2manykinks]

The List of Kinks

(Updated 4/15/23)

This Tumblr may be more or less defunct, but I realize I never actually introduced my entire list of kinks yet -- and I still have plans to give each one a post before I consider this Tumblr officially 100% "mission accomplished" -- but now you can pin posts. Seems like a good thing to pin.

So here are all the ones I've already introduced, plus a few more for good measure. I'll update this post as I get around to revealing my full catalog, finally. Orange are topics I don't think I've ever made an actual post specifically calling out, yet.

#1 - Bare Feet

#2 - Bare Soles

#3 - Light Soles on a Tanned Stud

#4 - Wetsuits

#5 - Smoothskin Wetsuits

#6 - Surfers

#7 - Bodyboarders

#8 - Dive Studs

#9 - Barefoot Celebrities

#10 - Guys Barefoot in Blue Jeans

#11 - Guys Barefoot in Rubber

#12 - Businessmen Barefoot / Wearing the Wrong Shoes

#13 - Martial Artists / Martial Arts Uniforms

#14 - Men Wearing Hakama

#15 - Judoka / BJJ Men

#16 - Aikidoka / Iaidoka

#17 - Men With Weapons / Holsters or Sheaths

#18 - Cowboys

#19 - Superheroes and Villains

#20 - Spies and Secret Agents

#21 - Military Men

#22 - Mounties and their Red Serge Uniforms

#23 - Redheads / Gingers

#24 - Dive Masks

#25 - Sucking Snorkels / Regulators

#26 - Rubber Gloves

#27 - Leather/Racing/Sports Gloves

#28 - Neoprene/Webbed/Dive Gloves

#29 - Boxing Gloves / MMA-style gloves

#30 - Men Wearing Tabi / Split-Toed Shoes

#31 - Men Wearing Flippers/Fins

#32 - Other footwear not listed (luge shoes, US Marine boots, Neoprene booties)

#33 - Men Wearing Sandals / Flip-Flops

#34 - Men wearing Tall Leather / Rubber Boots

#35 - Open-Heel Flippers

#36 - Gasmasks

#37 - [Redacted; removed from kink list.]

#38 - Neoprene

#39 - Rubber / Latex

#40 - Spandex / Lycra

#41 - Other Materials (Puffer Jackets / Silk / Nasty Pig or Slick It Up gear/ PVC or Vinyl)

#42 - Leather

#43 - Using your feet to dish out punishment

#44 - Non-nudity (but close) / #deshabille

#45 - Dominant Men

#46 - Men Saluting

#47 - Riding (Equestrian) Boots / Pants / Outfits

#48 - Unconscious / Sleepy / KO'd Men

#49 - The Forbidden Fetish ... (strictly fantasy)

#50 - Defeated / Helpless Men

#51 - Bound Men / Bondage

#52 - Wrestlers / Wrestling Singlets

#53 - Men in Pain

#54 - Ball busting / Groin Kicks

#55 - Humiliation

#56 - Assume the Position: Bicep Flex / Double Bicep Flex

#57 - Assume the Position: Kowtowed / Sprawled / Ass Up

#58 - Assume the Position: the "Ken Pose" / L-Sit

#59 - Other Hot Foot Positions: Sole Steeple, Crossed Ankles

#60 - Assume the Position: On Balls of Feet

#61 - Assume the Position: Chokes / Chokeholds

#62 - Breath Control / Glove or Hand Over Mouth (GOM/HOM)

#63 - Armbars / Armlocks

#64 - Headscissors / Triangles

#65 - Leg locks / Ankle Locks / Foot Pain

#66 - Dazed / Dizzied Men

#67 - Jobbers

#70 - Skinsuits / Luge Gear / Cycling Suits / Gymnast Gear

#73 - Swimming Gear (silicone swim caps or swimwear) / Swimmers

#74 - Chaps (any material)

#75 - Rubber Uniforms (any)

#76 - White Gloves (again, any but especially boxing or military or rubber)

#77 - Military Uniforms (other than camouflage gear)

#78 - Cammies

#81 - Capes / Superhero Capes

#83 - Yellow Rubber/Latex/Neoprene/Gear

#84 - White Rubber/Leather/Lycra/Neoprene

#85 - Men in Red Rubber / Neoprene / Leather / Red Gloves

#86 - Men in Baby Blue / Aqua Blue / Royal Blue / Electric Blue (anything)

#87 - Bears / Hairy Studs / Otters

#88 - Bears in Tight Rubber / Neoprene

#90 - Wet Men

#92 - Berets

#95 - Knights and Paladins / Armor / Ren Faire clothing

#98 - Photos Taken For Me / Sent To Me (involving items on this list)

#99 - Photos I've Taken of Kinks #1 - #97

#100 - Hypnosis / Mind Control / Drones

[kafus]

okay so about that funny candice gym battle

i was looking at my team and considering my game plan into candice and i realized that i could solo her entire team with my clefable. Waffle, my clefable, is running fire blast/focus blast/moonlight/cosmic power, with zoom lens. i didn't INTEND for this to be a candice counter in particular, fire/fighting just patched up some big coverage holes in my team and i thought using zoom lens in a casual playthrough was objectively funny.

but candice leads with her relatively underpowered sneasel, which means i could just… stack 6 cosmic powers to max out my defense and special defense, moonlight off the damage, and then start launching super effective fire blasts and focus blasts at her pokemon until they were burned into the ground LOL. waffle is even male, so the sneasel got easily infatuated with cute charm, causing it to do even less damage to him as i set up. and it worked, i was able to solo with waffle even though he was level 42 at the start of the battle, not overleveled at all (candice has pokemon in the low 40s, her ace froslass is level 44)

of course since fire blast and focus blast are not STAB moves on clefable, and its special attack is good but not AMAZING or anything, a couple of her pokemon took two hits to defeat (though it was close to a 1 hit on both!). sneasel was a 1 hit with focus blast and the following abomasnow was a 1 hit with fire blast, but after that her froslass (which she sent out before the piloswine for some reason) was a 2 hit with fire blast and her piloswine was a 2 hit with either move.

the zoom lens enabled me to hit fire blast twice despite snow cloak in the hail + a single use of double team making froslass' evasion Really High, i actually only missed it once - and piloswine wasn't an issue at all, though the last turn of the battle was incredibly funny since piloswine landed an earthquake crit which KO'd my clefable that was already low from hail and blizzard chip, but the last remaining fire blast i had used that turn got the burn on piloswine, which happened to knock it out at the end of the same turn. i wasn't expecting this to happen and i scrambled to get my phone to take a pic of the defeat dialogue as usual but i was late and only got the money screen. however it's funny because uh

well there's no pokemon on my side of the field LMAO BC WAFFLE FAINTED

anyway everyone be really proud of Waffle for succeeding at one of the funniest candice battles of all time

[bleachbleachbleach]

[Bleach 147]

Of the many reasons I think Soi Fon is great, her commenting on the attendance at Rukia's execution is one of the ones that lives rent-free in my brain at all times. (I'll also note that I think the Viz ran out of room to write stuff in that last bubble, because in the JP Soi Fon is not singling out the 5th, 11th, and 12th as divisions that *should be there*--she's giving them a pass, because those are the captains that have been publicly KO'd by this whole rigmarole. Though LOL also that this is how Soi Fon acknowledges the fact that Aizen is, at this moment, entirely dead, secretly murdered, body gruesomely displayed. Even if she doesn't care about Aizen on a personal level, she's the queen of the Secret Murder Squad! And this happened in HER town?! This woman fascinates me. This entire city fascinates me.)

I will save my comments on this for when I actually get here in my reread, but I was thinking about this scene as part of an aggressive Bleach brain LARP because I received a "VIP ticket" to today's graduation ceremony and I was like lmao, VIP, I literally have to be there, it is my job, but okay. I actually like graduations, because I like celebrating graduates, but usually it's an unticketed event and anyone can just roll up and walk right in. It's ticketed this year because the institution is exercising a "prevention through deterrence" strategy against student protests or other actions, and the ticket came with an additional laundry list of things that are Explicitly Disallowed this year. 🙄 (As I was writing this very paragraph, I got a text message reminding us to bring the ticket, and to prepare for additional security screening. Woo!) To this point, this institution has been Not Disappointing relative to the low bar of other institutions, in terms of how they treat students; but I guess we'll see.

Anyway, the aggressive Bleach brain LARP of this as I try to will my way through the next five hours of this is me wondering if all the Captains also got ostentatious, grim "VIP" tickets to Rukia's execution. Like, sure, it could just be an informal hang at the Soukyoku, but the Gotei:

loves paperwork

already employs a Soul Ticket system, so they are familiar with ticketed entry

is already being stupid extra about this execution in every other possible way

It's not a public event--which, I'm not sure if that makes it a less classy or more classy execution? Like, I guess they're not making a public demonstration of Rukia's Behaviors and treating her death as morbid entertainment for the masses, but at the same time they're trying to execute someone under the cover of secrecy (albeit with a giant weapon at the top of a giant hill, involving a giant bird). And that's setting aside the constantly changing timeline of said execution.

All the captains and VCs have been getting these updates via psychic transmission, which, as we've discussed, is only one of the means of communication the Gotei uses. Probably the most secure? Certainly the fastest and most targeted. So how many people actually know Rukia is being executed? The Gotei at large seem to know about/have been.... vaguely mobilized in terms of the invading ryoka, but is that connected to any execution? What about civilians?

I feel like the nobles (outside of Byakuya) can't know, because a bunch of them would certainly be upset about Central 46 having final authority about the execution of a noble, even if they don't care about Rukia. The less anyone knows, the faster this can get pushed through and people can forget about it as a weird blip.

But I still think they made stupid tickets, because it feels like the perfect amalgamation of bureaucratic excess and macabre grandstanding for the Gotei.

Though I'd love to know how much anyone knows about the entire Soul Society arc, in its aftermath. About any of the elements, really, especially given I feel like it'd be pretty hard to ignore all of it (but lol I also have full confidence that many absolutely did, and very successfully). Like, do you need to file a local permit with the city to use the Soukyoku. Is any advance notice required before large cosmic fireballs appear in the sky. Or does the Seireitei just live in zest.

I mean, yes, they live in zest, but what if it's zest but with paperwork.

[lanafofana]

What would a real Lana self-insert Tav situation look like in BG3? (Idea stolen from this original, amazing ,and hilarious post by sorceresssundries

I think it would have to be a reality where Durge was also there, somehow my clutzy manner, witty humor, and amazing story telling would be enough to endear me to him and this would ensure everybody didn't break camp and leave me behind every morning

In lieu of that, he would be the only one brain damaged enough to not recognize a walking talking liability if they crawled out of a pod next to his and booped him on the snoot

(Lae'zel for sure thinks they'd be better off if they left me in the bog.)

Would be at camp more times than not because migraines would make my already useless fighting style (slapping) completely untenable

Would spend the entire tiefling party crying in the woods about watching Astarion gank two goblin children right in front of me

Would be so deep asleep from exhaustion wouldn't even notice Astarion treating himself to my neck like an oversized mosquito.

(He'd also drain me dry and Durge would have to resurrect me with a really long suffering sigh)

Would probably vomit when confronted with the Emperor for the first time.

Would definitely vomit when confronted with an intellect devourer for the first time and the second time and the third and the-

Would spend all of my free time looking for honey for Halsin in hopes of bear hugs

Having a background in a field where I am constantly ignored/talked down to by men I would hate Gale the second he said "I meant are you studied in magic. Which you are not."/"Nothing to worry The Unlettered over" in that condescending tone of his

Could not be dragged by wild owlbears into the submarine because deep water freaks me out too much sorry Omeluum!

Would spend Too Much Time trying to lure every single cat I came across back to camp with me to join my buddies Cub and Scratch

Be so consumed with matchmaking my companions it wouldn't even occur me to try to flirt with anyone

Exhaust everyone's carrying capacity/patience by picking up every single book I find

Be kidnapped by Orin and Durge has to pass several charisma checks to get enough people to agree to a rescue

Head over heels for Barcus Wroot

Immune to fall damage owing to my extensive experience with falling on my face but immediately KO'd by 1 (one) cast of vicious mockery

[chrismerle]

Will Alastor's Deer traits come up in regards to his overlord powers. The moment where he tunes himself in to the radio to heal was really creative and I was wondering if you have headcanons as to how him being a deer interacts.

Maybe a little, but probably not a ton? If his deer-ness had more to do with how he lived instead of just how he died, maybe, but from what we know of him, he has deer traits almost entirely because he got shot on a hunting ground because he was mistaken for a deer, whereas Angel Dust, for example, is much more firmly a spider because of the whole 'mafia family web' analogy.

(Different phrasing: Angel Dust is a humanoid spider because his shape as a sinner was informed by his life AND his death, whereas Alastor is a human with deer traits because ONLY his death informed that part of his appearance.)

Personally speaking, I don't think he sheds his antlers. I don't think he has a tail. I'm still waffling over whether or not I think he's color blind.

I use his deer traits to show him emoting, more than anything. Since his ears tend to give away his mood unless he makes a conscious decision to keep them still or if he's deliberately using them to manipulate the fact that Charlie thinks they're cute, or he makes this noise when he's suitably pissed off.

Or combat. A lot of the way I have him fight is informed by him being a deer. He hits hard, he moves very quickly, he's incredibly agile, and he's still going to be dangerous and raring to go long after you'd think he should be KO'd; I used to live in an area where deer were so common that they were classed as an act of god for car insurance, so I have seen some weird shit, including wild deer that were still functional with broken ribs that had healed outside the abdominal cavity, or a broken limb that had healed in such a way the hoof was pointing backwards and it was basically walking on the end of the bone.

We've already seen that Alastor isn't that precious about his health in the Bonding series--he decided the quickest way to get a weapon to smack Vox with was to electrocute himself, so he electrocuted himself--and that's due in large part to the fact that those apocalypse depictions of mauled deer wandering around are much less fantastical than most people want to believe.

[tangledbea]

hey, Bex! How you doin’? do you have an opinion on the best movie parallel the show made? (and the worst? 👀)

Howdy! Oh, you know... hanging in there. Can't say a lot better than that. lol

The best (by which I mean, my favorite) is when Pascal and Ruddiger do the "head down, arms in, knees apart" thing in "Day of the Animals". It took me completely by surprise, not to mention it was somewhat subtle since they weren't using actual words, and I freaking adored it.

The worst (by which I mean worst in every way) is when Cassandra one-hit KO's Zhan Tiri with the pan and says, "Frying pans! Who knew, right?" Because 1) That was Eugene's line (which she wasn't present to hear) and they felt the need to give it to Cassandra, the last in a long line of movie character parallels they had Cassandra do, rather than develop her own things she could have called back to throughout the series. (Actually, not the last, because she also gets pulled into the hug at the end of the battle, just like Eugene getting pulled into the hug at the end of the movie. Do not get me started.) 2) She had seen a frying pan used as a weapon throughout the course of the entire series. This wasn't news to her. 3) ZT should not have been able to have been one-hit KO'd with a frying pan. And, most egregiously, 4) she said it to the person who introduced fighting with frying pans to the kingdom, as if RAPUNZEL HERSELF did not know about them!

It wasn't cute, it wasn't funny, it was just trying way too hard to make us like Cassandra with last-minute parallels.

[thefloatingstone]

*has all these very time consuming things in the works or preparing to do a lot of time consuming things and my enthusiasm is greatly outrunning my realistic mental and physical abilities*

What if I made a Shakarian animatic and just one hit KO'd the entire fandom?

[xxtc-96xx]

Honestly, I love Shaymin's design, but I have a SERIOUS grudge against it for giving me so much trouble in Legends Arceus! In the process of catching it, it first ran away, and then when I decided to try and battle it, it literally KO'd all of my Pokemon, and just ate through almost my entire stash of Ultra Balls! It was such a little shit, and it was especially bad because I didn't have as much trouble with any of the other Legendaries, except the Forces of Nature, which were made by Satan himself!

For me shaymin didn’t even hesitate to hit me with earth power right after that cutscene where it revives the garden, which nearly killed me and immediately ran away, so I had to restart and try to sneak up on it and it spotted me somehow even with the smoke bomb, tried to attack me again with earth power and ran away again, THEN I tried a third time and managed to hit it with Dialga’s ball while it’s as running again, and yeah then it ate a lot of my ultra balls until it stayed caught

Now it’s banished to the pastures with the four creepy forces of nature genies lol