#konspiracy

[sleepdeprivedphilosopher]

Konspiracies

summary:

Kon thinks of how to phrase it better, but subtly has never been in his power set so he just blurts out, “I think Batman wants to date Ma!” Tim just stares at him. or Bruce does the normal parent thing and gets to know Ma Kent when Tim and Kon start dating. Kon misinterprets this and proceeds to lose his mind over the idea of Batman wanting to date his grandmother. Tim is concerned.

this idea occurred to me randomly after a sleepless night and I haven't been able to get it out of my head so here we are! so far I have been having the best time writing it because it allows me to write whatever ridiculous thing pops into my head. it is just really freeing tbh I should write more crack fics.

anyway if you like cute silly timkon stories this fic is for you :)

read it now on ao3!

[9w1ft]

My kaylor konspiracy theory is that Karlie has been hidden in almost every music video since rep. I’m 100% convinced she’s the old man getting married in The Man. One of the dancing witches in willow. 5th woman at the bar in delicate. A ghost in antihero. One of the burlesque dancers in bejeweled. A party guest or part of the hazy dance scene in LH. And yeah, probably that umbrella guy in me! There are others, but these are off the top of my head.

even if she perchance doesn’t star in them, which i think is something that will always be hard to argue outside of our circle, it can more easily said that there are definitely doppelgängers or representations of her in so many of the videos.. the blonde woman at the back of the line at the golden gopher bar in the delicate video (5th from front // track 5), is one popular example. at the time we all felt that there’s a biker girl that is reminiscent of karlie in the look what you made me do video, as well as a tall blonde leaning against the wall in the london scenes from the end game video. and of course, the orange girl riding the stationary bike in the YNTCD video :)

[hairpinincarnate]

Not to go all konspiracy theorist on you, but what are the chances Karlie posts lavender carnations and roses on the day of the Lavender Haze music video release??

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Konspiracies

by sleepdeprivedphilosopher Kon thinks of how to phrase it better, but subtly has never been in his power set so he just blurts out, “I think Batman wants to date Ma!” Tim just stares at him. or Bruce does the normal parent thing and gets to know Ma Kent when Tim and Kon start dating. Kon misinterprets this and proceeds to lose his mind over the idea of Batman wanting to date his grandmother. Tim is concerned. Words: 1276, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Tim Drake, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Bruce Wayne, Martha Kent Relationships: Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent Additional Tags: Crack, Utter Nonsense, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Kon and Tim are very cute, Batman is not interested in Ma Kent, I promise Kon is just having his turn at wacky conspiracy theories, I see so much of Tim doing that, Kon deserves to have some fun, Canon What Canon, lots of tim and kon having debates that has somehow become a theme via https://ift.tt/cZjYqa4

[spade-riddles]

Spade no ask just sending a big HELLO, HI your way. I can’t believe this community still exists from the TTB days… I took a big hiatus cuz I thought the kaylor flame had burnt out but then I started Tumbl’ing again when Karlie happened to stop by eras tour (👀) and decided I’m ready TO BE HURT AGAIN BY THE KONSPIRACY lololol and FINALLY stumbled on this!! The lengths I’ve gone to find you would make you rollllll 😂🤪😂

Welcome back!!!! 👯‍♀️Cute message 🥰

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[taylortruther]

Sometimes I check on TTB's blog to see what's up there, and now I'm seeing they are anticipating a Cruel Summer MV this month. Is that something legit or is it only part of the Konspiracy?

idk if there's a konspiracy komponent but many of us thought there was a secret cs mv that simply never saw the light of day due to covid. and it's because we all expected cs to be a single.

[chappellrroan]

The commentators kept talking about Australia 2016 when Kohli made 82* chasing and we won from a similar situation. Coincidence?

-nikapikanon, konspiraci tearist

bro they had hope and faith and bharosa apne papa logo jaise isliye umeed thi unhe unlike saare pessimists *cough* me *cough*

[whatiwillsay]

I'm not a kay but The Alcott leaking while there are Josh/Karlie divorce rumors is going to make me throw up from konspiracy theories

since when are there joshlie divorce rumors that aren’t being started by gaylors

[sleepdeprivedphilosopher]

Konspiracies

Chapter 3: Second Proposition

featuring: nervous breakdowns, terrible potential villain names, Batman’s sense of humor, brownie points, perils, trials, and Tim’s cryptic mumbling. Krypto is not a plant and Kon is very concerned about his hands.

the next chapter of my crack TimKon fic Konspiracies is up! so far this fic has been an absolute joy to write. I love just saying whatever the F pops into my head and writing it down lol

anyway if you like silly nonsense, low stakes, and Tim and Kon being cute this is the fic for you!

[bisluthq]

Haylor 1.0 🤝 Haylor 2.0 it will never die

Taylor R rented a place in Hampstead ig bc she liked it and knew it from when she stayed with harry. I’m not sure what other “small details” you have to report that don’t end up sounding KOnsPirAcy adjacent like she wore a certain pair of shoes or something . If harry was back in Italy (even just somewhat close to Venice where TR is rn) rather than a festival in Spain we could talk. But he’s not, at least yet.

right lol? We do know he appeared to be on a date with a woman who’s now playing a festival that he’s at in a random place he has no real reason to be. If it was Italy, I’d say “okay he prob just went back to his house and went to a fun festival while there” but he specifically went to Madrid lol. That’s a much bigger “coincidence” than “rich person spotted in North London” idk.

Taylor and Harry were cute and I wouldn’t mind them getting back together but I don’t understand the level of attachment some people have for them as a couple. Genuinely.

[9w1ft]

one konspiracy i found on reddit was that the voice in so it goes counting "one, two, three" isn't Taylor's but someone else's, karlie I'm presuming. I'm undecided tho, do you also hear a difference there?

wow i’ve never even thought about that! and i’ve listened to so it goes roughly a kajillion times 🥴

[liberte-news]

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[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Konspiracies

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/cZjYqa4 by sleepdeprivedphilosopher Kon thinks of how to phrase it better, but subtly has never been in his power set so he just blurts out, “I think Batman wants to date Ma!” Tim just stares at him. or Bruce does the normal parent thing and gets to know Ma Kent when Tim and Kon start dating. Kon misinterprets this and proceeds to lose his mind over the idea of Batman wanting to date his grandmother. Tim is concerned. Words: 1276, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Tim Drake, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Bruce Wayne, Martha Kent Relationships: Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent Additional Tags: Crack, Utter Nonsense, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Kon and Tim are very cute, Batman is not interested in Ma Kent, I promise Kon is just having his turn at wacky conspiracy theories, I see so much of Tim doing that, Kon deserves to have some fun, Canon What Canon, lots of tim and kon having debates that has somehow become a theme read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/cZjYqa4

[djchorlocontrolection]

Kemal + Rob Data - Konspiracy (Original Mix) 2001

[cinnabargirl]

My favourite konspiracy is that kris pays up and coming women in the urban genre music industry to be friends with kylie eg Rosalía and Megan and when these get famous enough they p much stop talking