#kristopher clause

[hunterxmilo]

"It was about 'breaching the agreed upon social constructs of the Spacefinder app.'" "Pure poetry. I fell in love with you on the spot." -Lochlann Patrick, from Go Luck Yourself by Sara Raasch. (THIS TIME ITS AN INNOCENT PAINTING 😂😅)

So... I've had the visual of Loch's painting from the book swarming in my head for a while but I myself am NOT great at creating abstract art (I feel your pain Kris) so here's a version that's more "renaissance-y"! I would keep working on this piece but after 2 days of trying to figure out these shadows, and it being 1am, I think I'm good stopping here.

Thank you again @sararaasch forcreating such a wolderful read! ☘️❤️🎄

[mostlyihyperfixate]

hey remember that wrightworth amnesia fic i mentioned months ago...

I actually have been working on it.

I've outlined several scenes. This one's fully outlined, as are a few others. The whole story's just kind of a giant love letter to the various tropes I've come to love in reading fanfic of this ship. The next scene's got Miles and Franziska being siblings (and overt references to Fran/Maya), and then the next Miles goes home, and then the one after that he goes to his office and Phoenix finally shows up...

...but I got to the part in my outline where I was describing Miles' office, and I got to talking about photographs he's got on his desk, and I realized that while I could probably cobble something together regarding Kay and Eustace from fanon, what with the amount of fics I've read, what with the arrival of the Investigations collection, there's really no excuse for me to not get familiar with these characters myself. And I should probably also know how Miles' story actually goes, if I want to write from his POV.

So that's what I've been doing. Holding off on working on more of this until I finish Investigations. I'm almost done with the first game!

Anyway, the basic idea of the story is that Miles gets magic amnesia due to standard Kristoph bullshittery, and he's reset to his character from the first game. As far as Miles is concerned, Turnabout Sisters just happened. But actually, it's post-Duel Destinies (mostly because Spirit of Justice is kinda difficult to incorporate and also I don't care for Nahyuta). And I plan to not have Manfred von Karma have been executed in the interim time period because I'm using the reality clause, and California hasn't executed anybody in almost two decades!

I'm not sure I'll ever actually end up posting it, to be honest. I've never written canon/canon fic before, and I worry that everyone will hate it. And also I know that a lot of people find amnesia fic creepy. It's just a trope I really enjoy in fiction, and I've never written it before, so...why not? I guess we'll see!

[kairithemang0]

uhhhhhh you rbed the “write a fic shipping you with a fictional character” post. So. So. I did. Here’s a you x Kris Kringle (from Santa Claus is going to high school). If you want me to reveal my identity I might. If you want me to die in a hole for writing this I’ll absolutely do that

Kristopher Kringle ran to the main office. Mr.Humbugger got him in trouble for something, and he needed to figure out what. He suddenly ran into someone.

“lol what.” The voice he collided into said, unfazed.

As Kris looked at who he ran into, he saw Kai Mango. He knew a lot about Kai (he was Santa Clause, after all). But, the main thing he ones, was that Kai got removed from The Nice List for ‘thinking too much about gay spies’, whatever that meant.

He looked down at Kris, and spoke up again “are you going to say something or what”

Kris stood back up from stumbling down, “I apologize greatly, K-“ he realized his error, he wasn’t supposed to know Kai’s name yet “what’s your name?” He asked

“I’m Kai. What’s yours?” He asked, nonchalantly.

“I’m Kristopher Kringle, but you can call me Kris.” Kris said.

“Kris Kringle. Like Santa Clause?” He asked.

Kris paused “Y- no- maybe”

Kai shot him a confused look, before the bell rung.

“Ah- saved by the bell, gotta go!” Chris said, as he bolted off. Hopefully he’ll never have to see Kai again.

can i get a follow up????? please?????

[krisletangorg]

New Post has been published on https://krisletang.org/2019/12/20/kris-letang-and-teammates-act-in-the-santa-clause-for-annual-holiday-video/

Kris Letang and teammates act in "The Santa Clause" for annual holiday video!

Kris and his teammates star in the funny “spoof” of the movie The Santa Clause. Using costumes and fancy editing, the Penguins media production did a fantastic job with this video. It’s hilarious!

Watch the video and making of short below:

[abluescarfonwaston]

Do Trucy and Pearls decide that Mrs Claus was propaganda in the AU where they think Edgeworth is Santa?

Once they decide Edgeworth is Santa they watch The Santa Clause 2 and Pearl who loves love Immediately wants to know who Mrs Claus is. She asks all the time who Mr Edgeworth's special someone is. A question that sends Edgeworth fleeing for the hills. (especially since it so often conjures Oldbag to offer to be his Special someone)

They worry that he Doesn't have a Mrs Claus and he's going to lose his title of Santa Claus! They have to help him! There is so much nonsense that season of Pearl and Trucy trying to find the perfect special someone for him so he doesn't lose his magic power! Also if they find someone for Mystic Maya and Mr Nick along the way that'd be perfect! (Maya and Phoenix sat them down and explained age gaps and how no they weren't going to be together like that. They... mostly understand.)

And then that Christmas Trucy catches Santa kissing Daddy under the mistletoe by the light of the Christmas tree.

There is much debate in the following days. Mr Edgeworth is around the days following Christmas but he's always very tired (from his biggest day of the year, obviously) so they don't want to bother him too much but...

Isn't Santa Claus SO much older than Daddy? Because Santa Claus has been around for like a HUNDRED YEARS and Daddy isn't that old. They go to Maya in DISTRESS because Mr Edgeworth is SO much older than Wright and you said that was bad!

Maya is in Stitches. Larry is Helpfully pointing out that Edgey is 2 months older than Nick so they Are right. Maya sees an opportunity to bully Phoenix.

"Don't you know why we call him Nick? Cause he's Saint Nicholas!"

Mr. and Mr. Claus is just how it is. BUT. Since Santa is keeping that quiet it must be for a Reason. (like how Daddy keeps things from Kristoph and them) They very seriously tell Edgeworth that they'll 'keep his secret safe.' He stresses out about what they mean by that for several weeks.

[greentrickster]

im mildly convinced that kristoph has tried poisoning phoenix multiple times in the 7 years between ace attorney 3 and apollo justice

Kristoph not only tried poisoning him, he tried to take a hit out on him after the first two poisonings failed, and was extremely insulted when, after listening to his proposal, Shelly de Killer just laughed and hung up on him. And then apparently told everyone, because he found it such an amusing anecdote and, hey, Kristoph wasn’t a client, so no confidentiality clause to keep de Killer from telling anyone. And then no one else would accept the contract either, on the grounds that “If freaking de Killer thinks this hit would be bad for his reputation, what makes you think I would do it.”

Because nothing ruins your reputation or makes you the laughing-stock of the assassin underworld like taking on a contract to kill an immortal.

By the time Shadi Smith shows up, yes, Phoenix is tired and stressed and really ready to be done with this... but Kristoph’s wound tight as a piano wire and actually more scared of Phoenix than he was at the beginning of all this, and all the more determined to see his life in shambles. And Kristoph can’t phone Edgeworth once a week to destress.

Well, I mean, he could, I suppose. But Edgeworth would just hang up on him, so overall it wouldn’t be very helpful.

Thanks for the ask!

[collabwithmyself]

Hey I've never watched the Santa Clause before. What did Kristoph do?

Technically I replaced the Toy Santa subplot in the second movie with Kris but you can read the abridged synopsis of the AU here

[drackenheart]

Kristoph Gavin after watching The Santa Clause Trilogy (Real)

[pinksweatergettingbetter]

last (applicable) 5 munday questions

♾ - Which timezone are you in?

// Eastern Time Zone! I’m up in Canada, eh

W - What do you do for a living?

// Regrettably, I’m a student sackatrash with no job. 

♡ - OTP for your muse?

// Phoenix/Edgeworth. What can I say? It’s like a fairytale, except neither prince is useless and theres less magic and more hard work. Call me a sap but there’s just something about someone turning their whole life upside-down for someone else that tugs on the ol’ heartstrings terribly. 

Phoenix X Happiness is also pretty high up there on the list.

⚔ - NOTP with your muse?

// [shudders] Kristoph/Phoenix. It just really viscerally affects me. I mean the idea of someone taking full emotional, physical and monetary advantage of a person who is in an extremely vulnerable condition with the express intent of ruining their life is just utterly disgusting to me. Sometimes to the point where I feel physically ill.

Not that I condemn anyone who does ship it; it’s just that I have a very hard time figuring out why anyone would… like… that.

☰ - Fun random fact about the mun!

// Ahh… Huhhh… When I was about five I logically explained to my mother why Santa Clause couldn’t be real, and mom had to hastily convince me that I was wrong because MAGIC! 

[pessimistpress]

Herr Bubbles

Herr Bubbles

 By Manic Minion

   Heavily edited by Doctor Pessimist

 This is the story of the legendary Herr Bubbles; a man who commanded a lot of respect, and was so famous that even Larry the Laughing Leprechaun knew who he was. (He should do, they were bloody roommates in University for three years!)

Long ago, in the land of Germany, there was a man called Kristoph Bubbles; and he made toy boats for a living! His parents always taught him to avoid singing chimps. After he studied Negotiating-Dance for three years in University, he moved to the woods to live in peace. However, when he slept one night, he was visited by his fairy godmother, Hanji.

“Kristoph,” said Hanji, “the Welsh army are coming to take your toys away.”

Hanji vanished into thin air, and she was never seen again.

“That’s what I get for mixing milk with peanut butter,” said Bubbles.

The next day, his dream proved true; the Welsh army did indeed take his precious toys away.

“What are you doing?” cried Bubbles. “Those toys are magical!”

“We know,” laughed a Welsh general. “And they will help our kids be one with the Gnome!” He jumped in a helicopter, and he flew away.

Kristoph Bubbles was saddened. He wrote a letter, detailing his predicament, and gave it to a chimp in a bear costume (let’s call him Garry).

Garry, in the bear costume, sent the letter to the government.

Then, the German government had this barmy idea; to make Bubbles a general, and to get back those toys. You see, it was close to Christmas time, and Kristoph Bubbles was kind of like the German Santa Clause.

Luckily, Kristoph Bubbles accepted, and he earned the title Herr Bubbles. He constructed his own sleigh (funded by the government), and it ran on the power of Polish liquor. He then flew to Wales, to get the toys back for the kids. And, of course, I don’t need to tell you it was a success; you can read the rest in your local library.

   The End

[beckleston]

Baby loves a new fandom.

"It was about 'breaching the agreed upon social constructs of the Spacefinder app.'" "Pure poetry. I fell in love with you on the spot." -Lochlann Patrick, from Go Luck Yourself by Sara Raasch. (THIS TIME ITS AN INNOCENT PAINTING 😂😅)

So... I've had the visual of Loch's painting from the book swarming in my head for a while but I myself am NOT great at creating abstract art (I feel your pain Kris) so here's a version that's more "renaissance-y"! I would keep working on this piece but after 2 days of trying to figure out these shadows, and it being 1am, I think I'm good stopping here.

Thank you again @sararaasch forcreating such a wolderful read! ☘️❤️🎄