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Krustyland

March 22, 2025

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Krustyland Hammer Slammer 'Bart Vs. The Juggernauts' Game Boy

[ffsou]

🌈 Pride Day at Krustyland! 🌈

this makes up for the years of slurs!

[sippinggossip]

"Regardless if they are a PR couple they are cute"

Sorry but what does that mean? They are together for almost a year already at more than official events.

Here's a timeline of their relationship (Damiano and Dove) the not aware people:

First they started dating in New York when the band was there to start their tour and for the VMA thing. Then continued in LA where a video of them kissing got out, also they left together that party, Dove was wearing his Daddy hat and she did hang out with his friends. The Thomas guy (not the Thomas from the band, their LA friend) posted a pic of them, also there's a pic on Dove's instagram from that night.

Next. Dove went to Brazil and first they were seen at Anitta's party together. Then they were seen at the hotel lobby in Rio. Then Dove was at the concerts and lastly they were seen leaving in a car, also joined by Ethan.

Next: Australia: She joined for the concerts there. Fans saw them holding hands in Adelaide. Later the beach pics from Melbourne got out too.

Next: She joined him in Dublin, Ireland where they stayed a few days and were seen in a bar with his brother and friend by a fan girl who later posted the pics and said she talked to both of them, more to Dove who was very nice.

Next: Damiano took her to Rome after Dublin where they were seen having a dinner being very in love. Also seen with his friends again.

Next: Then went to Manchester together. Last concert of the tour at the time. After that he took Dove to Rome again. His tattoo artist posted a pic and said she was the photographer.

Now on to 2024: I will mention only the times fans saw them because probably everyone knows about the official pics.

In January, Damiano went to LA and they were seen multiple times there. At the flea market by a few guys. One guy took a pic with Damiano and a girl with Dove.

They were seen by fans holding hands, walking around Krustyland with Damiano's brother and a friend who were visiting.

Next seen at Disneyland with Damiano's brother and his girlfriend.

Next they went to Las Vegas with his brother and girlfriend. Tea Hacic, a long time friend of Damiano and Vic posted a video of her and Dove. They did hang out together. Later they followed each other.

Next: They went to Rome for a few days. They were seen before the Roma game, holding hands, looking happy. Then the pics from the match itself are probably known.

After that they went to Milan to work on their Met gala costumes. Also in Paris for a few days. Damiano posted about Paris himself.

Then they returned to LA where they were seen shopping and looking in love, kissing. Some girl even saw them at a sex shop other day.

Latest: Girl sees them possibly getting food at 2 am. She wasn't sure what they were doing but she saw them pass by and shared the video.

After that Damiano leaves LA after Met gala to do festivals. Dove couldn't go because she films new series in Montreal.

Damiano goes to Canada to see her in his free days from festivals. He was seen on the plane. Dove's latest post is assumed to be from them going out in Canada.

If you still wanna believe it's PR and they pretend all the time , go ahead.

I didn’t say that I believe they’re a PR couple. I personally don’t think they are. I also meant to say “regardless or not”, but I forgot.

I honestly don’t know why I said all of that, lol. Oops.

[calpicowater]

Week 29.52/52: July 17th- July 23rd 2023 | Krustyland! 🤡

Took so many photos in Universal so here is part 2! I got GRU!!!!!! He is so funny and cute to me and this Gru even gave me a heart sign with his hand after I gave him one AHHAAHA. The staff who took a photo of me and Bart did not care about life HAHAHA literally just snapped and go ;_; I had to edit the shit out of it LOOOOL. But I really enjoyed the Krustyland ride. Super 4D and realistic. Love the simulated drops. The Universal Studios Tour was a must go and it was worth the 1 hour long ride and the wait. Saw so many cool movie sets and there was even simulated ride within the ride as well! 10000/10.

[jc-lambert]

Illegally Imported Autos, Dead Hookers & Missing Genitals

Hellen Harris is a lady officer. The woman is just the kwien of England. Hellen Harris don't never not no have to not no work see...

and Matt Jukes is just a hooker and Erin Rinker (lesbo psycho-ho Choctaw Saginaw ni Wichita liki loki la kota chota) gets to eat he tally-wacker. She's about to cut off her boob just to score more free amazon. That's what it means when someone calls you a dead hooker up in this bitch.

So, where is my mom?

She's probably not in one piece.

Yeah...

Lets trade service for that car...

and it be maybe a class so you all can do the work yourself hooker.

You know, since everyone is over 60 and retired and since I am just sitting here being yo bratty juvie baby.

You know, like explain my use of unicodes and this and that things like Katakana and Futhark.

We can sit down in a computer lab together and put a few together.

In the mean time...

I could use some money...

Could you have someone sit down with their credit or debit card and drop some dough into my paypal?

Perhaps Officer Rees, Arabella kwien au swine: FTP poontang princess?

She is supposed to be collecting a sum of £300,000,000....

She is supposed to be masturbating and eating chocolate on the steps of the Buckingham Palace...

She is supposed to be reading news papers and tabloids talking about who when how where and why the entire Court of Windsor is being raped, murdered, and robbed, by the Courts of Lucifer & Loxley.

She is supposed to be perfectly amused while also mortally offended, upset, and flustered.

This is just to create the distraction while I sit down and purchase a pistol.

That woman is an international terrorist who has kept me from my American rights for years.

Had they not been a problem: we wouldn't have a royal court with missing genitals.

I still lack an apology from the crown and cloth of europe....

as well as the (soon to be dead) kidnapping whores of Narcotics Anonymous

simply because they ever had me name in they mouth.

The same way you are when we phone or email you.

Gimme money and I will go away, somewhere elsewhere about a thousand miles away and most likely stop being kidnapped in ways that lock up my entire hometown syndicate.

Arabella...

I want some tea.

I would rather be elsewhere, where people are expected to be white and still call this the United States.

Wanna go on foodstamps, maybe rob someone, etc?

Both Matt Jukes and Kaelon identify as human.

I understand I am to receive more presents from Santa for doing that...... like the actual Corporate Voodoo JooJoo Gris Gris Santa in Colorado, not some middle management or Bezos.

Reporting humanity...

Like they where Mohawk or Osage

while wearing these dorky shoes.

Everyone from England who has disappeared in Universal Studios....

Was most likely killed as terrorists in the United States...

Entire themeparks are built to seduce terrorist tourists into gas chambers....

Such as Bart Simpson's themepark: Krustyland...

at Universal Studios

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Krustyland at Universal Studios Hollywood Is a Must Visit!

[katy-griffin-saye]

Simpsons: "The Tipping Point" (S35E17) review

The family are going to a medical centre, which Bart & Lisa think is a bait'n'switch event - the kids try to treat is like Krustyland while Jessie Js "Price Tag" was playing. Soon, they go to a cafe & Homer is so grumpy he sends a waitress a tip of $1 (OK) which is seen as $10K which makes her feel so happy. Homer goes viral & Marge wants him to return the money, but he goes on a spree of extreme generous tipping, putting them in debt. Patty & Selma show make Marge do 3 dates since Homer is missing - Bart & Lisa go to find Homer who is in Little Europe land where is no tipping & he loves this place. Lisa encourages him if he returns, he can stop the problem - Homer gave a speech about it at the SAG awards but the people there turn out not to like it - Marge helps Homer & he becomes a waiter.

My favourite part would be their 🎵 about the Little E.Uuuuuu. I believe that it is some of my favourite Simpsons songs yet.

[makemeyellow01]

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[anonymouscomrade]

day 3 (the whole reason we even went on this trip in the first place):

woke up with a sore throat that went away after about an hour and a cough that didn't. of course my first thought was GOD DAMNIT NO WHY because any sort of respiratory disease in this day and age makes you immediately think one thing. then my brother woke up and had the same thing so it turns out we didn't have the plague, we just probably caught colds from some asshole on the plane. we stopped at a Trader Joe's for some meds and it turns out that was a mistake i probably could have seen coming, why did we think a store going for the down-home hippie look would carry medicine. maybe it's just this one that didn't. anyway we found a CVS and some overpriced dayquil and cough drops and a mask later:

awwww yeah it's Universal Studios time! actually i'm not a huge movie buff but they've got a back catalogue big enough that there's gonna be something i have nostalgia for

of course, we're going for the main event first:

oh shit there it is!

and if you're wondering: yes, it does make the sound when you step through it

it's Super fuckin' Nintendo World! it's... a lot smaller than i imagined! well i mean this IS the first year they've had it i think, of course they haven't had time to really fill it out yet. but even in this state it was still pretty fun. i did NOT plonk down the forty-four united states dollars for the stupid little bracelet that lets you punch ? blocks to make coin sounds but my brother did, so i got to try it for myself a couple times for fun, at least

unfortunately we didn't get to spend any time with the mascot characters. the Mario Bros themselves had a huge line when we got there and the staff was like "sorry but we had to cut off the line here like ten minutes ago", and Peach was out when we got out of the Mario Kart ride but her line was super long too and by then we were fucking starving and wanted to eat more than shake hands with mascots. i think we meant to go back but we never did :(

the Mario Kart ride was pretty damn cool (the statue above was at the start of the line and it was super cool to see in person), they give you these AR goggles and take you around a preset track, and you score points by turning the wheel when you're prompted to and blasting AR characters with shells. word of warning if you're thinking of going, if you've got a big head (me) and thick hair (also me, at this time of year) the headband isn't going to fit particularly well and it was tight enough that i actually got a headache for a while afterward. if i'd gotten a haircut or something before the trip i probably would have been fine. anyway there's a leaderboard and everything and headache aside it was pretty damn fun

loved that the Mii racing suits were on display too. there were all kinds of cool displays in Bowser's castle on the way to the Mario Kart ride

unfortunately we did NOT get to eat at Toadstool Cafe because it turns out you have to book it in advance and their next opening wasn't until the day we would leave. so i didn't get to try the Mario burger or the ? block cake. but it's okay, because i DID get to eat at another fictional restaraunt that was pretty cool:

Krusty Burger! this meal cost me like twenty bucks, but they do steam a good ham. as an aside they DO have the ribwich and i almost ordered one

oddly enough, Springfield at Universal probably ended up being my favorite part of the park somehow??? the Krustyland VR ride was really fun (the idea being that Sideshow Bob is trying to kill the Simpson family by destroying the roller coaster they're on, and you're in the car right behind them), they leaned super hard into Simpsons nostalgia here and it fucking worked. but... okay, every gift shop at Universal has the display of personalized kitchy crap that have every name you can think of stuck on them, and of course the gift shop here at the Simpsons section of the park is the Kwik-E-Mart, so i gotta know if...

THEY DID. i didn't buy one (turns out growing up poor makes you wary about spending money on overpriced theme park stuff, even if it would be fun) but i kind of wish i did

this post is getting huge even for a readmore, so part 2 of the Universal Studios visit later when i feel like doing it

aC on vacation

so here's a summary of day 1, more later when i feel like getting the photos off my phone

got to a hotel where my brother and his wife are staying because fuck driving several hours when i should be asleep. google maps sends me to a parallel fucking dimension where the hotel was built on the opposite side of the city. also the roads here are somehow iced over when most of the road leading here wasn't so go figure. we try to get dinner and almost everywhere is closed on account of the snow, except for this hole in the wall chinese takeout place, because if you can count on any place to be open, it's one of these. they make the best general tso's chicken i've had in a long time, it turns out

woke up at like four in the morning for our 7:30 am flight, because by airport logic being only two hours early is tantamount to no-showing. this was right after shit got polar so the roads were covered in ice. at the parking place, i tried and failed to get past a barrier before the lever arm came back down again because it was on a slight incline and i couldn't get enough traction to clear it before it closed. this happened like SIX TIMES, it was some Three Stooges shit

our shuttle takes us over to the airport. i stick to my brother like a little kid to his mom because he's done this before and i have not. the flight is going to be five hours. which doesn't make sense to me because the return flight is only supposed to be three and a half. i dunno, maybe headwinds or something? i'm not a fucking pilot. i'm anxious to get this part over with because, again, never flown before. after waiting for clearance for what feels like forever (justified, on account of ice) we're finally in the air. it's... nothing? it's kind of mundane and somehow boring. one of the greatest achievements in human history and the only difference between this and being on a bus packed full of strangers is there's no road to rumble against that eventually numbs your butt, and also it's several degrees of magnitude faster than a bus i suppose

we arrive at LAX and if i didn't already feel like a fish out of water then oh boy. how the fuck do people live like this? how do you figure out who's supposed to go where? it's like living in the Kowloon Walled City, thought the guy who grew up imagining anywhere big enough to have a walmart counted as a "big city"

we get another shuttle, this one absolutely cramped with people, to get to the rental car place. my brother argues with the guy (who isn't even actually *physically* there, he's somehow doing sales over Zoom or some shit) for like half an hour before telling him to cancel the whole thing. turns out they wanted close to four times what he was originally quoted and weren't budging. we decide to get an uber to the closest In-n-Out, because we're in California, and also starving, so why not. we're standing in line looking a bunch of huge dorks carrying around suitcases. if i was ever going to be mugged in broad daylight it would be right here, right now. i order a double double combo, swap out the tomato for onions because raw tomato has all the texture and flavor of a balloon filled with wet sand, and onions and cheeseburgers go together like chocolate and peanut butter. the burger's okay, i guess. the fries are the most boring fries i've ever eaten. at least it's probably the cheapest meal i'll have while i'm here

we take another uber to get to our airbnb, about 45 minutes out. every other billboard is this guy

we arrive and immediately notice something is wrong. it was advertised as 4 bed. there are TWO double beds. this is pretty good if you're two married couples and not so much if you're the double third wheel travelling with two married couples. there's one room with a folding leather futon and not much else that seems kind of pointless and i decide this is where i'll stay. turns out that futon is the least comfortable sleeping surface ever manufactured in human history and there are maybe three exact positions that are even kind of comfortable enough to fall asleep in while lying on it and not having an iron bar press up into your lower back or your shoulderblade or the back of your neck

END OF DAY 1

[dyke-donkey]

Hello I've been watching a lot of Simpsons and my friends and I got obsessed with this image from a quick gag so @coloronthewallzz made a HQ version of it:

We made it in transparent as well so do with this what you will!!

[kayskay790]

The Krustyland ride was a lot of fun, I believe it was the Back to the Future ride so it’ll feel familiar to anyone who’s been on that.

[graziosoo]

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