#kurtis conner story

[silver-sporks]

Me, listening to tmagp 29: “Charles bridge… where have I heard about that before…”

Kurtis Conner: “would you like… another nail… sir?”

[this-aint-massachusetts]

Because I don’t wanna have to list all the fandoms I post for or are in I instead made this lil thing :)

I post more for some and often nothing for most. But js putting this up here for what to find here.

Also new pfp :3

[faist-inator]

there's so much inspiration from "goncharov" in "goat story". i mean, the clocks, the metaphor of "making it stinky" connecting to goncharov messing up his whole life in the mafia, katie being almost a carbon copy of katya at the start! it's all connected...

[some-minor-inconvenience]

[camerarolldumpz]

Monday, March 25, 2024 at 5:38 PM

[ifsomebodyislovingyou]

[thetisming]

GIRLS!!!! please do not mew near me especially if you are trying to flirt. if you tell me what youre doing i will say 'oh, like Kurtis Conner!' and it will be really embarassing for both of us

[spiralshawty]

Okay soo I'm genuinely curious... if I started posting my writing on here would y'all be interested in reading it? I'm finally getting back into the flow of it after a long break and I feel like sharing it with people. HOWEVER, I must make it known that none of it is fanfiction (for now at least).

I've just always loved writing stories, like literally since I was 7 and I'm genuinely curious about what others might think of my work. I took a break because I was really slammed with other projects *cries in art school student* but yeah I kinda wanna try it out! All of the stories are fiction, but they are sometimes based on real experiences I've had/the experiences of people I know. The story I'm currently working on is about a high school senior with a need for academic validation and kinda documents all the struggles/experiences she has that come along with it. Anyway let me know.

[jasminedtookes]

just woke up from a dream where a car hit my apartment building, caving in the side of the living room and demolishing the stairs. it was a much nicer building than where i live in reality (cross between a hotel & an air bnb i stayed at once) and my next door neighbor was the incredibly shy cashier at my local piggly wiggly

[mr5109]

"Would you like another nail, sir?"

[femb0y-joker]

Jan Tománek nemá smysl pro humor a je dost delulu. V téhle eseji-...

[truegoater]

HELLO?? need

[house-of-slayterr]

Ok I literally steal my personality from the media I consume. And I don’t know it that’s a maladaptive day dream thing, or a neurodivergent things. But I wanted to compile a list of things that I vividly remember changed my personality forever.

The first and most obvious one…

Twilight (or vampires in general)

Fire Flies and Saturnz Barz by Gorillaz

Something in the Way by Nirvana

The Lost Boys

Trick R’ Treat (I mean I think it’s obvious I have a wee bit of an obsession with Sam. I have a whole side blog we’re I pretend to be that little gremlin. He’s my baby)

Mirrors and Bloody Mary stories (still terrified of mirrors tbh, that movie traumatised me)

Series of Unfortunate Events books

Hannibal Lecter (again, another obvious one, but he was my second ever hyperfixation besides vampires. I’ve loved this man since I could read when I was six)

Coraline (my mom always felt like the other mother)

Tik Tok as a whole

Closer by Nine Inch Nails (that was the moment I realised I love overly sexual songs for no reason)

Scream (I am a Stu Kinnie and it shows)

Spider-Man Homecoming (that’s how I discovered I liked super hero movies and they had improved vastly since the 50s, I only ever had the old Superman on VHS in black and white)

EVERY CARTOON EVER!!! Adventure Time, Clarence, Teen Titans, Hilda… you name it.

I’ve been insufferable since I figured out I can play Ukulele, and it’s still my primary instrument

The Watchmen comics 👀

Kurtis Conners sense of humour

Those are all the ones I can think of right now, but I’ve literally never been the same after any of these lol.

[marsh8zhislife]

HEAR YE HEAR YE TO ALL IN PRAGUE

CLOCKMASTER HANESH IS BUILDING A GIANT CLOCK

IT WILL BE THE GREATEST CLOCK IN ALL OF THE WORLD

[sentientsoil]

(top part has a title called ‘goat story by full legal name’)

I FOUND THIS IN MY OLD SCHOOL WORD ACC AND NOW I REALLY WANNA PLAY MY GAME AGAIN GODDAMMIT IM TAKING COMP SCI AND I COME UP EITH THIS

i made this when i was 11 okay

[kobrafangs]

i've been compiling a bunch of maze runner headcannons over the past few weeks, and i decided to share what i have so far :) fyi most of these are ivytrio centered heheh ^_^ enjoy!!!

- newt would be a big oatmeal fan. he'd have it every day and put cubed fruits and maple syrup in it too. thomas prefers a plain toast with butter and always teases newt for "being an old coot"

- minho is rlly extra and likes to make these fancy pancakes that frypan taught him how to make

- newt would be addicted peach tea. every morning he goes to the convenience store and he buys a bottle before class

- newt loves bracelets and he made a matching pair for him and thomas :] (minho, newt, & thomas also have separate matching bracelets!)

- newt does poetry & art. he carries around a little sketchbook in his satchel where he jots random thoughts and sketches. his muse is thomas <3

- newt likes musicals & claymation/stop motion movies (his fav is dear evan hanson or kubo and the 2 strings) & thomas likes action movies (his favs are starwars or the spiderman movies)

- their fav movie to watch together is fantastic mr fox or coraline

- thomas and minho are both on their school's track team

- thomas downloaded duolingo as a joke but now he feels guilty if he misses even a single day so he has a daily streak of 479

- thomas almost threw up crying watching end game (he forced newt to watch it with him as well)

- thomas prefers calling/face timing over texting and he will do everything in his power to call

- he's also like the least coherent texter of all time He always has like 90 spelling errors in a 4 word text

- newt doesnt like calls but is also the driest texter of all time

- minho sends those corny Good Morning! gifs with a sunset in the background and glitter and flowers on it

- minho studies hard, passes his classes

- newt barely studies, passes his classes (hes just smart)

- thomas doesnt study whatsoever, passes his classes somehow

- minho has legible, normal-but-a-bit-wonky handwriting

- newt has a slanted cursive scrawl

- everything thomas writes is illegible

- minho has the dirtiest mind known to mankind

- when frustrated, minho gets really sassy, thomas gets snappy and fidgety, and newt just goes silent

- minho would go on 5 am runs and post a picture of him on his instagram story all sweaty and smiling and put the dumbest caption of all time on it

- thomas cannot eat unless he puts on a show

- minho scrolls on his phone and texts people while he eats

- newt raw dogs every meal No stimulation whatsoever. pure silence

- thomas is extremely ticklish. like hellishly ticklish. he will literally scream like hes getting stabbed and kick his feet if he gets tickled

- ivy trio stays up until like 3 am playing horror games. thomas is the one who always screams bloody murder at literally any noise, minho keeps yelling at thomas to shut up, and newt is the only one actually playing the game. they also love roblox

- minho and thomas play dress to impress and they get way too invested in it

- newt & sonya braid daisies in each other's hair

- thomas likes having his hair played with

- thomas likes chewing gum, specifically bubble gum because hes actually 8 years old and likes to blow bubbles

- newt looooovessss libraries he'd literally live in one if he could

- minho unironically says "where my hug at" to thomas and newt

- newt is usually the little spoon but he knows thomas likes it too so sometimes he insists on being the big spoon just so thomas is happy

- sun thomas, moon newt, comet minho

- thomas isn't allowed to play fnaf anymore because the last time he did he got jump-scared so hard he threw his phone against the wall so hard it made a hole

- thomas's favourite pony is pinkie pie, newt's is applejack, minho's is rainbow dash

- newt has a fear of heights so thomas and minho always have to beg for him to go to an amusement park with them

- danny gonzalez thomas, drew gooden newt, kurtis conner minho

- minho always quotes random tiktok audios that nobody gets so at one point he just started making up really specific ones that catered to whatever situation they're in and then proceed to gaslight newt and thomas into believing they're real

- dog thomas, cat newt, otter minho

- THOMAS TMNT FAN RAAAHHH

- newtmas' favourite date was an aquarium date. thomas is absolutely captivated by all the fish and newt is so enamoured

- newt would probably like manga (he really enjoyed saiki k, chainsaw man, and sxf)... its his guilty pleasure

- on minho's aforementioned morning runs, he BLASTS pop music thru his headphones. because of this he's literally almost deaf. he always goes "huh" "what?" "say again?" whenever talking to anybody but it especially makes newt so frustrated

- also. minho would love charli xcx SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES!!!! he really likes pop music because it gets him pumped up and energized

- when thomas is focused, his speech gets really curt and he kinda shuts the world out because hes so tunnel visioned. as a result people think hes just really rude and a pain to work with

- only newt can work with him effortlessly because they don't need words to communicate. a slight nose scrunch? thomas knows he made a mistake. quirk of the brow? newt nods his head to show his approval. thomas taps his fingers against the table? newt can tell he's frustrated. their relationship can be tacit but understood by one another which is why they work so well with each other

- thomas LOOOOOVES karaoke he literally will not hesitate to belt his heart out

- when thomas blushes, he blushes HARD. he gets really red in the face and gets super embarrassed and newt likes to tease him for it

- when drunk, thomas gets really chatty, newt becomes clingy, and minho turns into a whole nother person he gets SO rowdy and loud and crazy. life of the party kinda guy

and thats all for now hehe !! ^_^ hope these were entertaining enough :p