Making a batch of soap is basically just licking spots of your skin that feel kind of weird after you finish to see if they zap you.
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Wait Rook exploded what???
THE CACKLE I LET OUT CAN RIVAL THE EVIL QUEEN WHEN SHE TURNED OLD 💀💀💀💀
yes he did explode the lab. again, he exploded the lab. well not exactly make it go kaboom but it DID go kaboom but still. rook is literally lilia when it comes to cooking except it happens in the lab.
you see the fourth pic? that head is EMPTY. there's nothing in there but BEAUTE 💯, MAGNIFIQUE, OUI OUI SEAGULL NOISES, all because he wants to speed up chemical processes 🫶🏻 do i tolerate this behaviour? yes. but keep it away from me 🫶🏻
this is from the comic anthology <3 you can read them from here
@/turtlesoupscans
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cant stop looking at this image and crying with laughter. the boots. the matching poses. the matching purple cravats. whats the DEAL
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ok so the general consensus about RFK's brain worm seems to be 'probably tapeworm larva(e)' (according to every article I found, no verified answer). Fascinating. Brings me to one of my soapboxes- please buy a meat thermometer and make sure your meat is cooked through. Yes, every single time, especially pork. Fellow southerners, this means that when you cook your collards or green beans with the bacon in it, PUSH DOWN THE BACON so it's being properly boiled. This goes for more than oven baking or frying! Also, wash your hands thoroughly after handling animals, especially pet reptiles. Wash your produce. Don't be the local homesteader drinking unfiltered stagnant creek water, full of runoff and leptospirosis. I promise filtered 'big water' with the 5g is gonna kill you slower than legionella will. Don't let your cat outside, like, at all, but if you do them get regular vet visits and don't let your cat's gross outdoors paws then walk on your food counter. Wipe off surfaces before cooking. All of these will help you not get brain worms <3
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Ok so…. H5N1 Bird Flu has spread to house mice in New Mexico…. a week after chicken and egg farms in Iowa plan to slaughter ~4 million contaminated chickens… and after bird flu has spread across dairy farms in 9 different states (so far)
But surely no humans have ever caught it—what was that? There have been 4 human cases in the US, 3 in this year alone (all 3 from dairy cows)? Lemme just check the CDCs summary and recommendations on bird flu real quick.. oh. Um . Clap if you’re scared
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If rhinedottir gets leaked within the next couple months as a short women model with the entirety of her chest and thighs out, I’m ending it all
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ignacio rivas really tries to act like he's a better scientist than fantastic when he doesnt even follow basic lab safety protocol. like babe respectfully only one of you is dressed in accordance with the osha lab safety codes. and its not you. put the attitude away and put on some safety glasses
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every now and then I think about one of my microbiology professors who would tell us stories about the shit he and one of his buddies got up to in the lab before they had a lot of the safety precautions we have nowadays
the way that guy told it, he and his buddy were responsible for like half of today's lab safety rules
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