#lawyer xyx

[lunyunyuny]

i couldnt fight the demons

[shushuush]

Do I spy a legend?

[womenenthusiast2]

my only contribution to this fandom

[bloomic-brainrot]

XYX BIRTHDAY!

here are some of the terrible puns i came up with in the bloomic server

[sumtheamazinglysickauthor]

A Work Call - A Xyx Fanfic

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Part 2

Part 3

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It was just a boring day at home. You were sitting on your desk, typing away on your computer. You were working from home, and tried your best to remain focus. You needed to finish what you started, especially before Cat gets up and you get too distracted by their cuteness. Focus, girl, focus.

Alas, a notification from a certain app got your attention. You were being pinged and by Xyx. It was a bit unusual, considering the fact that he’s not usually active while working. Your husband definitely wasn’t a workaholic, but he was concentrated when he had work. Something that you seemed to not be able to do because you clicked on the notification, ignoring any voice in your head that would dare tell you it was a bad decision. It’s called taking a break you thought, arguing with that voice.

You clicked the app and went to the private channel you and Xyx usually talked in. You looked at the message.

xyx:  bzzzzt 

xyx: come in doll come in doll

You chuckle at the it, reminded of the time he first said something similar

You: bbzzzt reporting in!

xyx: bzzt I can’t hear you

Xyx: might need to switch to another method of communication

You: What did you have in mind?

xyx: well, since you’re my wife…

xyx: I could gift you my glorious face on your screen for a few minutes

xyx: what do ya say?

The stupid voice in your head wanted you to say no. Another one started fighting with it. Your husband wanted to call on this app while he was at work. You needed the break. Why would you not do so?

You: Hmmm

You: Sure!

xyx: enthusiastic, are we?

xyx: that excited to see me?

You couldn’t even deny it. You were. You really, really needed it.

You: Maybe

You saw xyx entering the RING RING RING voice channel and quickly clicked on it. His face was now on your screen. The man was wearing a black suit with a yellow tie. His emerald eyes were on yours and he looked so… gorgeous.

“Hey there, doll. You seem eager today.” Xyx spoke, a cheeky smile on his face, “Missing me, are ya?”

You rolled your eyes, not hiding your smile, “As if. I have better things to do than think of our tongue twister matches.”

“Oh is that so?” Xyx leaned back in his office chair, “I never said anything about tongue twisters, love.”

You blushed a bit, “Why’d you call?”

“Am I not allowed to call my wife for no reason?” he raised a brow.

“You usually don’t do video calls in the server at work.”

“Keeping track of me, are we?”

“No, I’m just observant.”

Xyx let out a small laugh. A laugh that you’d call one of your favorite sounds in the world. “Well, maybe you’re just special, or maybe I’ve got a break and I decided to see if I could call to test out how this works and needed my test bunny to help me out. Maybe it’s both. We’ll never know.”

“What’s Xyx without a little mystery.”

“You got it, babe.”

This time, it’s you laughing, “How’s work?

“Oh you know. Another meeting with a client, boring emails, documents, this and that.”

“Sounds like a lot.”

“Hmm… Maybe. Since my work’ll probably put you to sleep, what’ve you been up to?”

You raise a brow, “How curious. Thought you’d never ask about me. I just did some work.” work that I was meant to finish hours ago.

“Oh how specific. Very detailed, love.”

“Shut up. It’s even more boring than yours. At least you met a client.”

Xyx smiles, “I’d rather meet you, which reminds me… We both seem to need a little break from work.”

You wait for him to continue, “And?”

“And there’s a restaurant that opened up. It has some of our favorites and I’ve heard it’s got a good rating.”

You listen to his rambling, your smile only growing.

“So what do ya say we go check it out?” he finally asks.

You feel butterflies in your stomach at the question. You may have been married, but that doesn’t mean the butterflies would ever leave. There must be more of them now.

It wasn’t like you and Xyx don’t go out, you guys did go on dates. I mean– why wouldn’t you? It was usually on days he didn’t have work though. When he did, you guys just spent the night watching a movie or trying to make a heart shaped pizza only to start a food fight with eachother, or just doing something that involved the two of you. It was the best moments of your life. It was rare of him to ask you out during a call at work, but you were not complaining.

“Would this be a date?”

“Hmm… A date? I don’t know… I’d only go on dates with you if you were my wife.”

You play with the engagement ring on your finger right as he says that, “Hmm… Good, because I happen to be married.”

“Oh really now? Is he handsome?” Xyx gives you a smirk.

“Very. You could mistake him for a model, honestly.”

“Oh? Is that so? Where is this husband of yours.”

“At work, unfortunately.”

“How disappointing…”

“Truly...”

The two of you look at eachother, before laughing a bit. The antics you had would never fade, nor would your love for eachother.

“You better not come home late tonight” You clear your throat, “Or I may change my mind and not go.”

“Love, when have I ever been late?”

You look at him. Though it wasn’t often, there were times where he was late. You knew sometimes things got stressful, so you never got upset about it. Plus, he always found a way to make it up. You would, however, joke about it.

“Hmm. Don’t know, but I did need to warn you.”

He chuckles, smirking, “Doll, if it’s for you, I’ll always come home.”

 You blush at the confession, “I- I suppose I should get ready then. I’ll see you soon?”

“See you in a bit, love. Try not too miss me too much.”

“How could I not?”

“True, it’s impossible.”

You snicker, “Yeah, it is.”

You blow him a kiss and he blushes a bit more.

“Don’t think you won’t pay for that later, doll.”

Now you’re red, “I- uhm… Can’t wait, love. Bye!”

He gives a mischievous grin, “Bye, love”.

You end the call, getting all flustered. You were so excited. You really did hit the jackpot with him, didn’t you? He was so perfect. All it took was a call– All it could’ve taken was just a text– for you to turn into a smiling tomato. This man had made you the happiest woman that probably ever existed, and you would love to return the favor. Why? Because you certainly loved him and he definitely loved you.

[robobarbie]

um but bratty client with xyx as their lawyer,,,

i can hear Robo revving up the engine i cant answer this

[differenteagletragedy]

Blooming Panic AU

There’s no server — instead, you are a music superstar!

Xyx is your lawyer, and while it’s his job to negotiate all your contracts, you can’t help but enjoy the way he lightly teases you whenever you talk (you also can’t help but enjoy his face).

Toasty is your bassist, a little cold and detached but when they let their guard down, you have a good time.

Nightowl is your makeup artist, he’s warm and bubbly when he’s working with you but sometimes you notice him glowering when other men get too close to you.

Quest is your bodyguard, he’s big and tough and makes you feel safe, but he’s also very fun to fluster when it’s just the two of you.

[vipersiia]

XYX HEADCANONS

i have recently joined the bloomic discord and talked abt xyx, with,,, so many people and here r my headcanons, there are,,, a Lot of them and they are so so so fluffy i promise

OKAY SO FIRST OF ALL - he has such a thing for petnames, and will Melt if u reciprocate

absolute pro at not being able to take what he can dish out, dont fret though, he absolutely builds a tolerance

ironically uses terrible pet-names in public, if you use some on him he Will make it a competition and he Will win ("snookums here wants a refund on this." "yes sorry, mcdreamy here said it didn't look good on me" "oh schmoopy , how you wound me i did not sa that")

xyx is such a people-pleaser, so he Knows what you like and what you don't, he'll keep an eye on your expressions subtly ("hey babe why is there so much snack you really like in our pantry?" "it was on sale!")

he will Spoil you, he's not the type to spend a lot of money on himself but on You?? oh you better watch out

still careful with his money but if you're eyeing that bag, or pair of shoes, or poster, he will buy it for you.

even if you off-handedly comment wanting something, expect it in your arms Soon ("i saw this really cool poster at the mall today?" "oh really? what did it look like doll?" "it was like, of my favourite character holding their love interest" "oh thats very cool" schemes)

will absolutely do the evil villain chair in dark thing with Cat if you come home late ("i've been,, expecting you" "babe its 1 am what are you doing up?")

he knows your favourite drink, exactly how you like it, and it tastes perfect everytime. YOU NEVER TOLD HIM EITHER, he just had you try a buncha things and watched your reactions ("hey love, im trying out a new recipe, wanna try?" "of course!")

dont think about it but seeing him playing with cat, watching the muscles in his arm flex??? him Noticing you noticing and flexing a lil harder, before going all out, Cat meowing indignantly over his bicep???

stop thinking about xyx coming home from work, seeing you and Cat cuddling on the couch?? being so in love that he scored someone as amazing as you?? he is just, so so so, in love with you at the moment?? that he just, comes over, picking u both up and twirlin you around. Cat immediately, outraged bats him the face but he doesn't notice because you're giggling so hard rn

if he's meeting your parents??? ohhh be prepared, he is such a smooth talker and hes Proud. He comes in, nicest most neutral cologne, nice powersuit, a subtle chain necklace with your initial???

he is All smooth talk, keepin an eye out for any cues of like or dislike on topics, always complimenting whoever cooked

when getting to the Interrogation? oh he's Ready ("so what do you do for a living" "oh well i work as a lawyer, it makes me elated to be able to provide for mc like i can" "nice, nice" *visibly impressed*)

the car ride home after??? oh he is Menace, he is all grins, puffin out his chest like a bird ("doll they loOoooveee me" "did you see that? arent you proud love?") you're gonna have to keep saying yes but its okayyy because you're both sickeningly in love with eachother

him being hella cheesy, tellin u one day ("hey doll, i bet i can hold the entire universe in my hands" "what??") and immediately cupping your face??? pulling you into a soft kiss??

you keeping that in ur mind,,, ready to strike back?? sitting on the couch with him laying between them, cheek pressed into your thigh as you both play with Cat? when Cat leaves, leaning down and cupping his face in your hands??? ("you are so gorgeous babe") and he goes Red (mc - 1 / xyx - 4million), his breath Stops.

leaning down to kiss him??? catching him even more off-guard?? absolute knock-out. he tries so hard to play it off ("ill never be as gorgeous as you doll") but being sooo off his game? so caught off guard??

a sunshower happening, cue you, dancing in the rain like a madman??? him coming over and seeing you?? glad u cant see him because he is Positive he looks so sappy rn. eventually meeting his eye?? running up to him and grabbing him by the hand?? leading him into the rain?? he immediately takes over the dance, spinnin and twirlin you around.

pulling you into his arms?? arms resting on your hips as you grab him by the face?? pulling him into a kiss???? laughter breaking out between you two, as he peppers your face in kisses??

doing research on filipino wedding customs, finding out that you traditionally ask the parents for their blessing

ASKING XYX'S PARENTS FOR THEIR BLESSING?? going over to their house for a dinner plan, getting him distracted and asking his parents for their blessing??? planning the wedding with them??? burning the unity candle?? the rice toss?? the money dance???

at the altar, can't even get though the first line of his vows before he cries ( "and i, xyx tak-" *literally sobbing*)

DOING HARANA FOR HIM??? getting all the members of the bloomic server to participate, as you sing his praises? good at singing or not he is so choked up in giggly, hands over face ugly bawling

lighting the unity candle with him is a whole ordeal, neither of you can stay still long enough to keep the flame steady, almost lighting the tablecloth on fire

him holding you as close as you can fit against him?? teary eyed all over again because wow, he cant believe that you really wanted to marry him??

post first dance, as the night wanes, hiding behind the couples table, on the floor, in his arms??? as he feeds u mango sticky rice and vice versa???

sayin sum cheesy shit like ("oops i missed a spot, hold still love") before leaning in for a kiss??? not realizing the photographer AND videograper saw this and got it all in 4k??

the discord prompts that inspired me, thank u i luv u all(real)

[geuwon]

hey, doll.

why is it that we always say “see you later” and never “goodbye”?

pairing: xyx x gn! reader (blooming panic)

genre: self-indulgent angst

warnings: major character death, suicide, reader has mommy issues xD

ao3

"see you later!" the cheery person from next-door waved to xyx as they once again ran off to attend their part-time job. they always do this when they see xyx coming home from work and then, going to their own job as they have the night shifts. it became a routine for the two of them, both guys thinking that it's nice to have someone greet you when you arrive home and someone to greet when you leave.

though they used to not talk a lot outside of this daily routine, one time they had a meaningful conversation that established a strong connection between them. at first, it was quite hard to get them to open up, always holing up in their room and avoiding all person-to-person social interactions, but with a bit of a push they soon got comfortable around xyx which revealed their cheery personality. this change got xyx hooked, soon developing romantic feelings for his neighbor though of course, he insists on hiding it.

there were too, a lot of times when they comforted xyx when he was feeling down about literally anything, his job, self-esteem issues, and a few times where xyx thought cat was sick again, they helped him go through that too, which really made his feelings for them grow. all these things made their bond stronger and the gap between them, closer.

xyx closes the door behind him, silently wishing them a good day, rather, night in their job. it was always obvious that these shifts take a toll on them but it's the only convenient time for them to work because of their insomnia. the tired lawyer went ahead and changed his work clothes into more comfortable ones, he then plopped into his bed and shortly fell asleep due to exhaustion.

he was awoken by a loud scream from next-door, he knew it was them, but what could they be screaming about at 5am in the morning? it's definitely out of character and wrong for him to do so but, xyx leaned in on the thin walls and listened.

"jesus christ it's 5am! can you please stop bothering me? i just got home from work and i haven't even eaten anything, it's too early for this mom." he heard them say, it was obvious that they wanted to say more but decided not to, xyx could hear the struggle of not wanting to blow up on someone through the walls.

it seems like that wasn't the end of it as they spoke again, "it's been YEARS, can't you just let this go? i already said i'm not going back there, stop using guilt to convince me because it doesn't work! please hang up before i say something rude." they said, voice almost rising up to yell again.

xyx doesn't know the backstory for all of this but they did mention a few times that they have the worst relationship with their mom, and yet she still bothers them time and time again, seemingly dense (or chooses to be) to the horrible connection between them.

he feels guilty for listening in on this conversation but hearing his friend be this upset because of a phone call hurts him. he wants to meddle but he thinks they probably won't like it, he decides that they can just tell him whatever he needs to know when- if- they feel like it and stops eavesdropping.

though it was unnecessary to do so because they broke and started yelling again, "STOP THE BULLSHIT, I KEEP TELLING YOU I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU ANYMORE. STOP BOTHERING ME, IF YOU WANT MONEY AGAIN WELL I DON'T FUCKING HAVE IT. JUST STOP!! REBUILDING THIS FUCKING CONNECTION IS USELESS AND IT'S NOT WORKING. DON'T CONTACT ME AGAIN I FUCKING HATE YOU."

'holy fuck.' was the only thing xyx could say inside his mind. he hears them harshly throw something into the wall, then yelled a "GODFUCKING DAMMIT JUST KILL ME!" before going quiet, real quiet. xyx thinks that he's never been more glad that his room is the only one close enough to hear all this, making them save face from all this mess that is happening.

but now xyx really wants to interfere, just barge into their room and ask them what's wrong, comfort them through it and make them feel better, they did mention that this neighbor is the only friend they have left the second time that they got to talk, so xyx felt like it was his responsibility (and he want to do as well of course) to check up on his friend and help them through a hard time.

but he doesn't. scared of being pushed away, he just waits for them to make the first move to talk to him. he's just going to give them some time for themselves to recover, clear their mind for a bit, so they can both work through this together. this might become a regretful decision later on but he's going to fix it, he swears. he just needs them to take a break first, and xyx knows that they're strong and that they will work through it.

but apparently, xyx was wrong. so, so, wrong.

that day he never saw them go out of their apartment, nor the day after that. it was the weekend so it was understandable for them to not have any business outside, but after the incident xyx just can't help but be worried.

he tried resisting it but it's been a day and a half since he last saw nor heard something coming from them, so xyx decided that he'd ask his friends is he should meddle or not.

his friends were caught off-guard by how serious he sounds, but in the end they gave him one helpful piece of advice: go talk to them.

but even after all that, he doesn't do anything. his fear of being hated held him back. he just kept on waiting, and waiting, until monday morning came.

6am, xyx was preparing for work, he went outside to go get his shoes when he saw them preparing to leave.

"oh? morning shift today?" he asked, they shook their head. "no, i asked for a day off today. just wanted to go wander by myself for fun, goodluck with work by the way!" they greeted him, as cheerful as ever, that for a second xyx thought he never heard anything in the first place.

"oh take care, i'll see you later then."

they smiled at him, xyx thought they were adorable but his gut was telling him something was wrong, he paid it no mind, "yeah! goodbye xyx!" they then waved goodbye before running off to somewhere. smiling at the interaction, xyx prepared to leave for work as well.

that day went on as usual for xyx, yet he can't help but think that something was wrong and he doesn't exactly know why. he decides to not think about it further and stops by a fast food chain, buying food for himself and for his neighbor, thinking they could eat together and talk about the recent things that has been happening.

he arrives home and knocks on their door, only to get nothing, not an answer, not them coming to open up the door. xyx twists the knob just to fuck around but surprisingly, the door opened. he knows that they're a bit clumsy but they've never been this careless, so he welcomes himself in and looks around the apartment for them.

nothing too out of the ordinary he thinks, when suddenly the gut-wrenching feeling he had earlier came back at full force.

xyx goes to check their bedroom and there it was, the answer for this uneasy feeling.

fear.

his good friend was hanging from the ceiling, dead.

time suddenly stopped for xyx, he felt numb, but he knew his eyes were acting like a never-ending waterfall, this empty, void-like feeling he so badly want to get rid of.

but he can't.

because he fucked up, yet again.

he knew he made an irreversible mistake, and the worst one yet, just because he was scared of being "hated". which in the first place he should've known that they won't be able to do, even if they both wanted to.

it should be obvious that he fucked up but his mind is not letting it go and he's being reminded of it every second.

even now that 8 years have passed.

he fucked up again, and he just keeps fucking up after they left him, and yet all this built-up guilt he feels from making careless mistakes in everyday doesn't even amount to that one he made that screwed everything over.

he knows nobody blames him, he knows they would never even think of that, he knows and yet.. he can't help but think differently.

if only.

if only he could go back in time and fix everything. he would fix his mistakes with them, and help them live a happier life, if only.

'but life is never that forgiving.' as he walks towards a lonely tombstone.

"hey doll, i fucked up again, you know as i do everyday. i’m doing bad, i hate my job, i hate myself— hell i even hate riding now. i hate life without you doll, it’s fucked. i keep fucking up.”

"i wish i never did with you, though."

[rickety-goose]

getting my pots and pans out again hi business mode lawyer xyx in a suit with his hair swept back hi hello

a mutual just got into blooming panic and it prompted me to finish this wip as a warmup :3 this one's for you jade <3

[baiqi]

[begin ID: a screenshot of a tumblr post. the asker (nightowl) says “are you gay.” the op (toasty) replies “i want a lawyer” and the person reblogging (xyx) says “carnally?” end ID.]

kinda can’t stop thinking abt these guys

[tsukkismoonlight]

yup! here so you don't forget it til your grave!! bloomic xyx and the song Courtside by Tim Atlas !!!!

Tysm!!!! Luckily i did not forget,,,, but i did have work hella this week so this is a little late 😭 but I've got the song on rn and 👀👀 here's what im thinking

So, xyx, not big on love, as we've learned, and if we go based off his route, boy does he fall HARD

Man is literally fighting his inner demons trying to deny feelings,, and you/reader is just like, oblivious cause there's a LOT goin on. You've got work, the server zine, random events here and there, but you /always/ make time to indulge xyx in video calls

He tries to learn about you in subtle ways, which he's very good at, lawyer and all, and you're not used to telling someone so much about yourself, and you're certainly not used to them being so interested in what you've got to say

And for this we will say that bloombot accidentally let some personal information slip past her filters, and it turns out, you/reader and xyx live in the same area

But rather than outright tell you how to meet up with him, xyx makes a bet

Who can find the other first? You've seen each other's faces, you've heard each other's voices, you know what his job is, and he knows some about yours as well

And you/reader take the bet, the cost of losing is one fancy dinner, and a chance to meet Cat

So, in your free time, you get out of the house,,you try looking up nearby law firms, and try to look at their staff pages, you look at those billboards that advertise help for accidents and other unfortunate events

Meanwhile, xyx does what he does best, he hits the books. He's researching the information on your vague company, easily finding the one that you mentioned a while ago over a vc

He goes through all the departments, taking time to make sure that there isnt any nonsense with the higher ups. He wants to know if this company that makes you work the longest hours is actually a good company and not some shithouse place yk

So then, when he finds you, he has to stop and question if he really wants to see this through, but he has been so over his head about you, like he has had dreams about you, he will get random thoughts while he is working about you, wondering how your day is going, wondering if you're working just as hard to find you as he is

So he works up the courage to go into your work, dressed in casual clothes, coffee in hand

And he greets you with the usual cheeky greeting of "hello little troll" and you're like ?! Who is speaking from behind my tall as stack of papers that i need to do, wait i know that voice,, xyx what the fuck why are you at my work, is thst coffee ???

And he would do that little smile that he gets and be all like, "guess who owes me dinner"

And ofc at the dinner it's pretty nice, and you guys are having a grand time, its hard to be awkard when xyx is just so smooth and charming

And a little ways through the dinner you guys get some drinks to go along with it, and like no one gets drunk or anything, just like i dunno a little tispy/buzzed and you/reader is just babbling about work and your interests and xyx is sitting there like ohmygodimactuallyinlove

And all he can think about is wanting to wake up with you each morning, by his side

And yeah,,, thats what i would write with xyx+courtside jdjeke i didnt wanna go on and on cause i def could omg

[pr3ttym3l]

idk what to call this- (xyx fanfic)

<33

Y/N had been in the hospital for a few days now, recovering from the whirlwind of giving birth. The room was filled with soft, reassuring beeps and the gentle hum of the machines that kept track of both Y/N and the baby’s well-being. Despite the gentle atmosphere, Y/N felt a mix of exhaustion and elation, overwhelmed by the magnitude of what had just happened.

Outside the hospital room, XYX was a whirlwind of energy. His buff frame and intense presence were a stark contrast to the calm setting of the hospital. With a hurried but controlled stride, he navigated the hospital hallways, his Australian accent growing more pronounced with every step as he muttered to himself about how he couldn’t wait to see his partner and their new baby.

"Bloody hell, where’s the room?" he grumbled, though his eyes sparkled with excitement. XYX had spent the last few days attending to his lawyer duties while anxiously waiting for the chance to be with Y/N again. As he finally approached the door, he took a deep breath and gave it a soft knock.

“Hey there, doll,” XYX called out with a warm, teasing lilt as he stepped inside. His usual cocky grin softened as his eyes settled on Y/N lying in the hospital bed. “Look at you, all cute and tiny, even after bringin’ a little one into the world.”

Y/N’s cheeks flushed a delicate shade of pink at the endearing nickname. Despite their tired state, they couldn’t help but smile at XYX’s presence. “Hey,” they murmured, their voice a bit raspy but filled with affection.

XYX’s gaze shifted from Y/N to the tiny bundle in the crib beside them. “And there’s our little champ,” he said, his tone a mixture of pride and awe. He leaned in closer, gently brushing a lock of hair from Y/N’s forehead. “You doin’ alright, cutie?”

Y/N nodded, their shyness evident in the way they looked up at him with wide eyes. “I’m okay. Just… tired, but happy.”

XYX’s expression softened further as he took a seat beside the bed, his large frame seeming almost too big for the small chair. “Well, you did an amazin’ job,” he said, his accent making the words sound even more endearing. “You’re a bloody superstar, y’know that?”

Y/N’s heart swelled at his words, their eyes shimmering with gratitude. “Thank you. I couldn’t have done it without you.”

XYX chuckled, reaching out to squeeze Y/N’s hand gently. “Yeah, well, I’ve been pretty useless lately, just sittin’ around in courtrooms and waitin’ for this moment. But now, I’m here and ready to do whatever you need.”

The room felt warmer with XYX’s presence, and Y/N found comfort in his familiar teasing, even amidst their exhaustion. XYX’s playful nature always managed to lift their spirits, and now, surrounded by the joy of their new arrival, it was exactly what they needed.

“Just promise me you’ll take it easy, alright?” XYX said, his tone shifting to a more serious but still affectionate one. “We’ve got a lot of adventures ahead, and I want us all to be ready for ‘em.”

Y/N smiled softly, feeling a renewed sense of strength from XYX’s unwavering support. “I promise.”

As XYX leaned in to kiss Y/N’s forehead, the gentle touch conveyed all the love and reassurance they needed. The hospital room, once a place of tension and uncertainty, was now filled with the promise of a bright future, with XYX’s teasing laughter and loving presence at the heart of it all.

[cypher-gay1]

I really like your hair is what I have to say, very cute picture you send in there, and supposedly you know who I am. Well, that didn't take long, but then again not really surprised, sort of knew that would be the case after I answered the last question.

When is your birthday Cypher? Also did you play the newest game by the creator of Blooming Panic? Is a short game but the voice actor for XYX plays the one love interest.

Also, feel free to tell me who you think I am, or maybe you want to drop a clue see if your guess is right?

--₊✧

Pfft aw thank you. Hmm yes I go a few ideas I may react to your messages in love letter and you let me know if I am correct or not.

30th may. Omg wait what I need to play it. And I like how you went back and saw that I love Blooming panic and a giant simo for XYX that's cute tbh. I mean XYX is just skwbejwnwkwkwnwksnwk he is a lawyer so rich , a goofball, had a cat , has cool percings and half , is Australia and aodneiebsksn

Giggling

[crowparties]

entertainment lawyer xyx will u talk to me about real housewives gossip, go through BH and SLC for erika jayne and jen shah trials with me

but also just. housewives shenanigans.

[sumtheamazinglysickauthor]

Spider - A Xyx Fanfic

It was officially the weekend. The two days where you could just relax. The days that you loved that went by rather quickly. Especially the weekends you had with your husband, Xyx. This was a weekend he got off. Due to being a lawyer, he had to work alot and usually didn’t even get these precious two days off. To you, it sounded like a total nightmare. Needing to work on the weekend seemed so… wrong. But, this was Xyx and he did like his job.

You were on your way to the laundry machine since it was your turn to do the laundry. The faster you get this done, the more time you’d be able to spend with your husband. You were rushing the clothes in as if you were trying to break a record. When you finally put the clothes in and turned the machine on, you saw something. You froze. Oh no. Oh no no no no no. It can’t be…

You let out a scream so loud, your neighbors could probably hear it. So could Xyx, because he immediately rushed in.

“Doll? What happened?” His face looked at yours, worry never leaving.

You couldn’t speak. You immediately ran, getting behind him and held onto the man like he was a shield.

“Monster” you pointed at the disgusting, horrific beast.

Xyx looked down to see a spider. To him, it was just a small one. Worry washed off his face, replaced with an amused emotion. He let out a small chuckle.

“Oh how frightening! This little thing could really kill ya. Very scary.” he teased.

“Little?” How could he call daddy long legs here little? It could quite literally jump at you.

“Sorry– This big, two inch-at-most spider baby.” he teased.

“That thing is a baby?” Why the hell did baby long legs looked like a dad with a gazillion kids. It was practically Cat’s size– if you take a couple inches away… Okay– maybe not Cat’s size, but you get the point. “Can you get rid of it?” you looked at him.

“Hmm. I don’t know… It doesn’t seem to be bothering me.”

“Please”

“You’d kick out this fine guest of ours? Such a bad host.”

“Xyx” you whined. This man was two seconds away from getting smacked with a slipper if he didn’t remove the damn spider.

“Fine, I suppose I’ll be a terrible host. Just for you, doll.” he winked at you and got a tissue. The poor spider actually decided to walk– with its eight creepy legs– to said tissue and probably didn’t have the time to process before Xyx put a cup on top, trapping it.

He opened the apartment door and let it out. You looked at him. Did he really just let a spider out into the wild?

“Why didn’t you kill it? It can grow and come back with billions of spider babies!” you got goosebumps at the thought. Yep. You were going to get nightmares tonight, and it was all this stupidly beautiful man’s fault.

“Love, spiders are normal. They won’t rip you to shreds. Trust me, I grew up around ‘em.”

Right. Xyx was an Aussie, which means he was probably used to all of this. You should’ve been too, considering the fact that the two of you have been married for a while and that you were in his house that was in– you guessed it– Australia.

“Doesn’t mean they don’t give me the creeps.”

Xyx chuckled, “Well, if any spider baby dares enter our humble abode, I’ll be your gorgeous knight in shining armor.”

“It would get to me before you even get to it.”

“I go faster than a spider.”

“You let that spider out.”

“Murdering’s against the law, babe.”

“Murdering humans” This man was truly insufferable at times.

“What if they find the evidence? You’d be a witness.”

“I’d lie for you” Words that sounded so close to a similar sentence. I’d die for you.

“That makes you my alibi. We’d go down together.”

You smile, “You’re the best lawyer in the world, I’m sure you’d come up with something to prove that we’re not guilty.”

“You’re right. The jury would dismiss the case on account of self-defense.”

“Exactly. See? Best lawyer in the world.”

Xyx looked at you, before his grin turned into a soft smile.

“Best lawyer in the world with the best wife in the world, hmm?”

“I-” You got caught off guard, blushing hard before trying– and failing– to sound confident when saying, “That’s right.”

“Did I ever tell you how adorable you are, doll? Truly, you are. Especially when you’re a hot, blushing, red mess because of me.” His voice got deeper when he said the last part into your ear. Was it just you, or did the room just get very warm. Was there a heatwave going on all of a sudden? Goodness, why was it so damn hot? You could feel yourself sweating.

“I–”

“Shh…” you were interrupted, “Indulge me, would ya?”

You felt his touch burning you as he caressed the nape of your neck before you looked up at him.

You leaned in, your lips touching as you finally kissed. Maybe this man hadn’t murdered that atrocious spider, but he had and always would be by your side. Little did you know, he’d kill every spider in the world and proudly break the arachnid laws for you. He'd kill any bug or pest for you. “I’ll take good care of ya.” His words echoed in your mind. This man was going to be the death of you, and you wouldn’t mind. You were in dangerous territory, and you couldn’t feel happier.

I love you.