#lazybum

[yoimiboi]

Currently cleaning my room and getting rid of shit to feel free from all the clutter and to have a healthy mind. There's so much junk in my closet it's crazy. 🙃

[prossima-nebulosa]

I may or may not finally pass that dreading exam of russian language II but the sad thing is that i have to add some workload since the professor decided to tell us like A WEEK AND A HALF BEFORE THE FIRST SESSION what we actually need to do.

[usagikookiejams]

BEING AWAY FROM THEM FOR SOME WEEKS

Shiba Taiju, Sano Shinichiro, Haitani Ran

⚠️WARNING: Curse words, mentions of kill (no actual killing tho in this hc), 'crazy' behavior lol

SHIBA TAIJU

"When are you coming back, baby?," the guy on the other line inquired. "Can you like stop asking me same question for the past 2 weeks already?," you tsked. "Brat, I'm just asking ya know," you could feel him rolling his eyes by the tone of his voice. "Hehe sorry love, I promise I will come back ASAP once my event is done here. Mwah, TTYL!," you hung up. Fast forward, you came back to Japan after 4 days since the call. You arrived at Taiju's house a.k.a Black Dragon's HQ where you could see most of his subordinates were bandaged up. "What the...," your thoughts were interrupted upon hearing some yelling, HIS yell to be exact. You entered the house to witness Taiju beating up his subordinate with a baseball bat. "Care to explain?," you inquired which led to Taiju stopping his action, and the subordinate repeatedly bow at you while saying thank you. Kokonoi came into the frame while laughing, "He got WILD when you were not by his side, so he released the pent up stress towards these guys." Taiju let go of the bat and walked towards you, "Tch! They are lucky that you are here already. If not, I swear I could go rampage and kill half of these useless guys." You looked at him dead in the eyes while shaking your head, "You maniac, how do I even like you in the first place." Taiju just shrugged and took you to ride on his motorcycle while enjoying your presence again.

SANO SHINICHIRO

You were watering the plant in your parents' garden when suddenly your phone started ringing. You went to retrieve them before greeting the other person on the line, "Hello babe!." You could hear rustling which may indicates that the person was still in bed. "Hey darling, I miss you so much! Can you come home by today? Ahhh I literally haven't eaten properly since you left," which continued by the sounds of Emma's nag telling him to get his ass off the bed and go to work already. You could hear a loud 'hey gimme back!' before Shinichiro's voice was replaced with Emma's on the other line, "Hey Y/N, when are you coming back? This lazybum has been off his job for 3 weeks now, reasoning that he doesn't have enough energy to work. Ugh I really hate to tell you this but can you please please PLEASE come back ASAP. Istg he has been losing a lot of weight already ugh!." You talked with them for some minutes more before having to hang up. You felt guilty and tried to talk about it with your parents, in which they agreed that you should go back home to Shinichiro as your mom has been getting better from her sickness. Thus, the next day, you arrived at Tokyo. You didn't tell Shinichiro about your plan so upon seeing your face by the main door, Shinichiro dropped to his knees to hug your legs tightly while crying like a baby. "Please don't leave me ever again! If you need to go to your hometown, bring me with you so that we will not be separated huwaaa 😭😭," he messily crying, ruining your pants with his tears and snots. You just laughed at his behavior but still agreeing to his suggestion. "Ahh, this man is gonna be the death of me lol," you monologued in your head.

HAITANI RAN

You wouldn't lie that leaving this house in the hands of Ran's is really.... unnerving. This man literally loves to cause trouble at home, which most of the time leading you to feel like dying is a better option. Why is that? Cuz this man lovessSSS to pull 'harmless' pranks that drive you crazy, like right now; "Babeee, do you think the fish in the fish tank could survive if I put a sprinkleee of chilli flakes in the water?," Ran showed you the fish tank via the facetime. "Don't you dare Ran! That is MY fish so don't do this crazy shit unless you don't want me coming home again," you threatened him. "Hmmm...," he walked closer to the tank while shaking what seems like the small container of the chilli flakes you frequently use. "AHHH! ISTG DON'T!!," you screamed at him while saying profanity words. "HAHAHAHHA!!," you could see his camera shaking from his laugh, he later on flipped the camera to front facing him. "Dumbass babygirl, I would never do bad shit like that to animals you know 😔. Though I kill people on a daily basis. What kind of a maniac do you think I am? ☹️," he jutted his lower lip faking sadness. You glared at him through the screen while 'promising' that you are going to beat his ass once you come back. In the end, that promise was fulfilled by you beating his back with the frying pan he bought you on your birthday <3

[lockandkeyblade]

Happy faces.

It really seems like a lifetime ago that Donald had thrown that at him; just a silly attempt at stopping the clearly overwhelmed kid from bursting into tears. He’d cried later anyway, just– not where anyone could see.

This ship runs on happy faces, and Sora is the captain. He didn’t ask to be captain; he never really wanted to be, aside from getting to rub it in Riku’s face when he beats him, but… the universe doesn’t care.

Chosen One. Keybearer. He has an awful lot of titles, and plenty of them don’t make sense anymore. They’re like boulders. Weights tossed over his shoulders and his back, before everyone tells him– hey. Smile. That’s what you do, right? Smile. You’re the happy one. That’s what you do. That’s what you are.

…He likes a few of his titles. Lazybum is– it’s good, now. Nostalgic. Laced with a mutual sadness, because; well, he doesn’t really have the time to be lazy these days, does he? Hasn’t spent much time in the sun, Kairi close enough to startle him awake.

A good Other. He likes– loves. Sora loves, desperately, being a good Other. To be someone that Roxas can look at and lose a little stress from his shoulders, soften the edges of his eyes. Sometimes, if he’s really lucky? He even gets a smile.

He loves being Ven’s Second Chance. Loves it with the fervor of something earned, something that’s made an awful lot of things awfully worth the trouble. Ven calls it out with this curve to his lips like it’s some sort of secret, a message just for the two of them. It kind of is. It feels like a warmth in his chest that he’d never realized was there until it wasn’t. Until it was standing right in front of him.

Happy faces. This ship runs on happy faces.

Happy faces and titles. Boulders on his shoulders and a universe that doesn’t care if he never wanted to be captain, and the little things inbetween. Sora’s a lazybum. A good Other. A Second Chance.

Little secrets that keep him going, one step at a time.

[seven-oomen]

Ok so, some more info on this au I'm writing right?

The beginning is heavily based on Shinylizard's: Necessary Encounters and Unexpected Consequences

It's a really good fic, I highly recommend you go read it and leave them some love and comments.

So it starts similarly, with Obi-Wan (20) on the run with Satine, he ends up in a small town with no credits, little food. He starts playing the sabbac tables for some credits, he almost gets caught, smooth talks himself out of it. And then pantoran Myles introduces himself with a proposition for a fun night with his 'partner'. Obi-Wan refuses initially, one he's a virgin, two he doesn't have time for this, but Myles offers him 'anything he wants'. Food, credits, medicine. And Obi-Wan relents. He needs the credits to keep himself and Satine alive, and he's got an implant anyway. It only expired a couple of days ago, no harm, right?

(of course there's harm)

So he spends a fantastic night with Myles and 'Jace'. He's still sort of thinking about this symbol he saw on their beskar'gam. But he can't place it and he doesn't want to ask Satine because...reasons. Then Death Watch attacks them, Obi-Wan fends them off with a blaster and smooth moves, wins the fight. And guess what, those guys he slept with, they've been watching him. They don't want him out in the open if he's a target. They bring him and Satine back to Keldabe.

And there the deviation/ spin on it starts, because that's where he meets former Mand'alor Jaster Mereel and his daughters Arla and Astra (oc). (And their familes, Arla's wife, their kids, Astra's husband and kids)

Jaster takes an instant liking to Obi-Wan (which kinda freaks Obi-Wan out a little because it's like having a potential in law who's constantly trying to set you up with his son (and his husband).) And also fuck the guys he slept with are actually the current mand'alor and his riduur. Well fuck.

It also turns out that Jango and Myles have a cat named Moochie (The grand moocher of Mandalore, also known as Mr Snuggles (by Jaster), and Lazybums (by the guard)) who's a fat, lazy, orange Tooka who has the entirety of Keldabe wrapped around his paws. Moochie doesn't like strangers. He doesn't like Satine much, but, he freaking loves Obi-Wan from minute one.

Which is strange, nobody can place it. This guy is a Jetii, Moochie should absolutely hate Obi-Wan. But Moochie doesn't! In fact, Obi-Wan is his favorite person now.

So Obi-Wan gets sucked into this world where people actually like him, and come to respect him greatly for his fighting skills, negation skills, and general kindness. (Also, the mandalorians have a competence kink, and if there's one thing Obi-wan has plenty of, it's competence. Though he does also get to be feral.)

And it's completely over for Myles and Jango when they see Obi-Wan interacting with their nephews. They have to marry this guy now, even if Obi-Wan doesn't know that yet.

So it's mostly a story about Obi-Wan's inner conflict of wanting to make a difference in the galaxy and his devotion to the order. But also feeling the need to be loved and cherished. And how much he wants a life like the Mandalorians have.

[tm-starwip]

Ok so back with the oc stuff nobody's going to look at! But here's an AU of my sona! Her name is Charlotte! She's born from the question "what would happen if Alfred and Aurore switched personnality" and, well she isn't exactly that, but she's more of a bad Aurore. Too sum up her story (for real this time i promise), she's a witch looking for world domination! And to accomplish that, she collect all sort of artifacts and ancients weapon! But...she's kind of a lazybum, so it's kind of...well, not happening anytime soon. But, she still cause some serious havoc on Earth, she already set on fire an lake, can you believe that? Just because she was bored. Fun facts : - She's bi - She's a demon - She love fast food - If Aurore and Charlotte meet someday, they will makeout. - She's a huge bitch in general, you'll see why soon-

[spiderman616]

👻💭 for the fanfic ask game

👻 What is one WIP you think you may never pick back up?

definitely that 3 chapter wip zonic fic i orphaned and never looked back at. it was cool at the time but i think i just wanted to write something with zonic in it and also just to write something in general. i had 0 creative direction with that fic and i also did not have a good enough understanding of zonics character and more importantly his narrative purpose to justify ever continuing that over just doing a new one

💭 What is a headcanon you have about your own work?

dont really get this one sorry 😭 headcanon.... well if i think something should be true in a specific fic i can just make it true. because i wrote the damn thing. i guess this could be like things i considered to be canon while writing but were never mentioned but i havent actually written any capital f Fanfiction to have anything related. + i delete all notes that went unposted after publishing anything due to my lazybum nature so i could not tell you even if there was something

[asmuchasidliketo]

When I woke up this morning at usual-ish waking up time I was still tired, so I decided to sleep in a little.

After waking up from a dream where my late father's car drove by itself with me inside because my Mum had promised the neighbor I would change his brake pads (important note: I can't drive) and after I tried to make the people working in my brain to draw a bunch of horses (gotta love dream logic, uh?), I opened my eyes again and my alarm clock, that I mostly utilize as a simple clock, was reading this:

But my bleary eyes and still sleepy brain read this:

"Long."

As in get up you lazybum, it's getting late.

(I was still tired so I slept a little more)

[ceyrann]

The more I play Genshin, the more I wanna live in Mondstadt. That place is so peaceful and calm. My friend said that it's a place where lazybums stay but I'm like... I like that. As someone who's ND and doesn't really do well with other people's anger and stress, living there is just... Nice... Where you don't compete and compare, yet keeping the ecosystem and society going. There's no fights, competition, peer pressure, society expectation, etc. It's just so comfortable. I wanna live there.

[screamsindepression]

Jay Wow

Requested by:

Lazybum

TWS:

None

Notes:

Sorry it's sort got ta doing it and my brain went "Byeeeeee!~"

It had been a good day so far for the ninjas no fights no Wu coming out of nowhere to say "ninjas there's something I haven't told you"

And no extra trauma so yeah good day Nya went out with Lloyd for big sis lil bro bonding which left the others in the monastery alone

Jay had holed himself in his room which wasn't out of the ordinary what was is when they heard him crying Cole Zane and Kai looked at each other

Before coming to an agreement which was having Cole force open Jay's door the three sighed seeing Jay crying and listening to some movie

Jay looked at them before pointing at the TV and crying more Cole went over scooping him up and going to his bed cuddling with Jay on it

Kai turned off the TV while Zane curled up on Jay's over side once the TV was off he went over laying on top of Jay who sighed smiling

[azure-aeon-soulstar]

File Explorer: Lazybum who rarely shows up to work but when he does he throws frat parties

all my computer-y guy refs now all together ^__^

[dailystraitsdotcom]

Building a Brand

Progress report on LazyBum Skincare and Blitz Hair Oil Spray.

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[nctrnm]

#NowPlaying: "A Lazybum Blue" by Paulie

[k95rescue]

Radar needs a little more discipline when it comes to working at home. 💤 🤦‍♀️ #lazybum #thatradar #workathomeblues #feistdog #adoptabledog #adoptabledogsofinstagram #feistdogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B99tc9aDvrZ/?igshid=1r3reiq19m6am

[stacymeeks-blog]

Spoiled Rotten Monster - he’s lounging like he owns the place (maybe he does). He’s a finikie kind of guy. He like to be close but not too - he’s sitting in the chair next to the couch so he can be near me but not close enough for me to touch him. . . . #blackcat #lazybum #rainyday #Imwatchingyou #spoiledbaby #binxthecat #halloweenpet #catsofinstagram #meowmeow #heshighmaintenance (at Jefferson, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvB7KzihGwS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jw26oz6ssvq5

[chknyght]

At tuckered out after a long day of sleeping on top of mom’s laundry while she’s trying to put it all. #cockerspaniel #cockerspanielpuppy #cockerspanielsofinstagram #puppyloves #nightnighttime #sleepybaby #lazybum https://www.instagram.com/p/BsopOVWFnUc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=komofn7kon0o