Me listening to my dad complain about the new "MANDATORY, BY LAW GENDER NEUTRAL TOY AISLES IN CALIFORNIA" that are specifically made to "CONFUSE THEM AS YOUNG AS POSSIBLE" and that they're "GOING AFTER GENDERED TOYS NEXT". Knowing full god damn well that he's probably over reacting and yapping about this to his gender confused "daughter":
every day i think about that one illegal high school production of les miserables on youtube where they changed lovely ladies from being about sex workers to being about like... selling bread... but they kept all the lines about "waiting for the customers who only come at night" and "standing up or lying down or any way at all" which paints a strange and delightful picture of some kind of nighttime bread black market