#left a light on. BITCH

[jeezypetes]

These articles are all self defense anti bullying shit they dont understand when i google “how to wage psychological warfare in the workplace” i mean I’m going on the offensive

[synthshenanigans]

the Identity lacking knowledge of its identity

[fun alt repeating thing above & neat alt versions below]

[thankstothe]

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

her so this lesbian doesn't want the job of being near jinshi RUDEEEE (not jealous just earnest) and his oh so she's a lesbian that means i am safe *grin grin*

[coldshrugs]

couldn't reason with the underdog. once you've been it then you'll always be one, looking around the arena thinking "i'm just like you."

[luvbug724]

jerejean warriors i respect and i love you i truly do but how did that pairing even get so big while jeanee has 45 fics total. again i truly love and respect u however i wish i could take some of the jerejean fame and transmute it to jeanee.... i want what u have

[zhoras-bitch]

👑 Aerin Valleros for President: The Unexpectedly Expected Leader 👑

Reform the Realm 🌟 Embrace a leader who's done away with vain and inept monarchs. Aerin just jazzed up history by ending two millennia of royal monotony and ushering in a new era of enlightenment in one swift move!

Smart Choices 🧠 Aligning with powers beyond comprehension, Aerin is a brilliant thinker with a mindful of clever schemes. Opt for a leader who masterfully dances on the chessboard of the realms!

Defender of the Downtrodden 👊 A warrior against cruelty, Aerin has been our unsung hero! He faced the kingdom's biggest bully, and let's just say... Baldur isn't bothering anyone anymore. 

Goal Slayer 🎯 Aerin plans, Aerin executes! With meticulous craft, Aerin transformed two decades of secret plotting into a triumphant reality.

Aerin Valleros: 'Vote for me, and let's slay the competition together!'

Join the New Dawn, Stand with Valleros!

#VisionaryValleros2024

[cavefairy]

wishing i could make stickers for my car myself bc i had. the greatest idea ever. one that says 'i <3 following traffic laws' and one that says 'honking at me wont do anything. learn some patience'

alternatively, i need those car window markers to just write this stuff on my back window. either one works.

[retro-memo]

My friend: recommends me an anime called Link Click

Me when I watch it and see the way Cheng Xiaoshi and Lu Guang interact: No, I can't ship the main characters already, it's only been about two episodes. Just because the one has light hair (prefers that questions aren't asked) and dark hair (who questions a lot) doesn't mean they're like Aziraphale and Crowley, don't queerbait yourself-

'Whenever I pass to you, that represents my trust in you'

'How precious would it be to be trusted partners for life?'

Yeah, I broke at that :)

Also, the episode 3 to 5 arc broke me and left me crying on the floor.

(THEN THE BEGINNING OF EPISODE 6 BASICALLY GOING LIKE 'AND THEY AREN'T TALKING')

[kingdomoftyto]

Decided to check out the audio drama Fawx & Stallion this weekend and GUYS... guys this show is SO FUNNY. I couldn't stop laughing for the first three episodes straight.

It's the story of some wannabe detectives living in Victorian London. Specifically, they live at 224B Baker Street, just across the street from a certain pair of decidedly more famous detectives--and they're sick and tired of having all their potential cases scooped by Sherlock Fucking Holmes. Luckily for them, while Holmes and Watson are out of town looking into some matter about a dog, a new case comes along and drops--by default--into our would-be heroes' laps.

And just who are these aspiring crime-solvers?

Hampton Fawx: detective and gentleman. What he lacks in common sense he makes up for with raw theater-kid enthusiasm.

James Stallion: gentleman and detective. A loyal friend and companion when he's not being a self-important arse. Runs on approximately 20% gin and 80% spite.

and finally Madge: neither gentleman nor detective. She's just been stood up by her date and she's going to make that everyone else's problem. She'll agree to help on this case just for the Drama.

It's a hysterical romp so far. A lighthearted farce set just offscreen from Holmes' own capers (for now!). Our main trio lacks even a single braincell to share between them, but by GOD they're going to solve this case and I'm going to be cheering them on the whole way there!

From what I can tell, new episodes are typically every other Monday, but the show's on a short hiatus for the holidays, to return in 2023. The first five are currently available to listen to, though, and I highly recommend it!

[sunmisbf]

me getting ready to get high as shit so i can watch the same kpop videos i always watch

[mila-bee]

[eissaphir]

[gaynarutodude]

I hate to say it

[journeyofthemoonprophet]

Out cold

[butmakeitgayblog]

I thought we had buried the demon with the cursed asks about the wings

Those fucking wings will haunt me for the rest of my life, I give accepted it at this point. It's probably poetic justice for, ya know, all the angel smut and blasphemy. My bad