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[deliciouskeys]

[frat-house-collective]

[fuckmeyer]

new moon au where edward returns & bella seduces mike newton to make edward jealous so edward ALSO seduces mike newton to get back at bella for trying to make him jealous so bella seduces ALICE to get back at EDWARD for getting back at bella tl;dr i just want twilight to be gay, is that too much to ask ????

[selkie-trait]

[redvexillum]

He widened his eyes before slapping his hand over his eyes. “Babe, there are talks of that boomer, uh, what do they call him again?” He scratched the back of his head, his expression twisted in a genuine attempt to recollect his memories. “Stereo demon? Or some stupid, shitty name,” he said; his tone nonchalant.  

“Radio Demon,” you corrected, a hint of irritation creeping into your voice as you tried to follow his train of thought.  

You...didn’t want him to talk badly about Alastor.  

Because Alastor was the only one who was there for you during your desperate time of need.  

Because Alastor cared about you in his own twisted way.  

And...you cared about him too. Maybe, you could even genuinely become friends with him one day when you two set aside this petty fight.  

That was why... 

That was why the idea of your boss speaking ill of Alastor was unforgivable to you. You clutched the glass in your hand, resisting the urge to throw it at his head.  

He snapped his fingers, “Right,” he said, his voice taking on an exaggeratedly playful tone. “Stupid as hell. But anyway, you’re widely known in the underground as his whore, babe.” 

You grimaced in disgust, unable to contain your tumultuous emotions any longer. “I’m not his whore,” you gritted out, your voice tinged with frustration and hurt.  

The mere notion of being his whore sickened you because Alastor was nothing like your boss. 

A beat of hesitation filled the cracks in your wavering confidence.  

Alastor wasn’t like your boss, right? 

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[redlineoffate]

@demon-blood-youths [x]

She was strong, he gave it to her. But he wasn't going to give up. He again created a huge wall of ice and a wall of fire, directing them towards Ink. If he gives up now, he won't be able to become a good hero. He can do more and better! He needs to train more.

"The sword is really dangerous"

He needs to come up with a good tactic against this. Worst case scenario, he would have to ask Midoriya to do it for him. He must find the weak point in her attack…

More fire, more ice!

[netscapenavigator-official]

The shoelaces meme if funny because, as if you'd needed some secret code to identify a Tumblr user back then.

[psychology-department]

bright's overall character can be summarized by that one "class clown when he comes home" meme

[fuckmeyer]

Edward: hey so thanks for marrying me, sex w/ u was the best night of my existence etc., but i think we should stick to holding hands until ur a vampire 😇 ok good talk! let’s go snorkeling

a newly married Bella Cullen:

[selkie-trait]

[amaryllis-sagitta]

She left with Ben. Ben is a hoe

My Valentine Cards

[netscapenavigator-official]

Tumblr clowned on the iPod Shuffle because of its (admittedly) ridiculous interfacing method.

“There’s no way to chose a song! It’s just a bunch of buttons!” You all screamed.

Well what is I told you Apple made something even worse.

Because the iPod Shuffle 3 had ZERO buttons.

Not a single one. You HAD to have a pair of Apple’s EarPods with the little microphone and clicky buttons in order to use it. You’re ONLY way of pushing play on that device was to plug in headphones with play/pause controls built into the cable and use those.

Oh, and it didn’t have a 30-pin connector. It ONLY had a headphone jack. It charged and synced data through that thing.

Truly a deranged device if I ever seen one.

[psychology-department]

As much as I am a fictionkin of Bright, I gotta remind myself and all of y’all that:

I am my own goddamn human being

I only deeply identify with 963 and am not actually that character (though i have had some times where i thought so which i will not go in depth)

I am someone separate from him

please be normal towards me my god

[selkie-trait]

Kau'i was able to get some time off work to come and meet Seren!

[performing-personhood]

[Holds gingerly].....oh my god and in the original greentext

[psychology-department]

a little spot in my brain making 963 instance designs, call it Build-A-Bright