Black Squadron has just returned from a mission:
Leia: Well done. You're dismissed.
Poe: Thanks, mom.
Everyone:
Poe: Why is everyone staring at me?
Jess: You just called the General "mom". You said "thanks, mom".
Poe: What? No, I didn't! I said "thanks, man".
Leia: Do you see me as a mother figure, Dameron?
Poe: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.
Karé: Hey, show your mother some respect!
Poe: I didn't call her "mom"!
Leia: No, no, no, no, Poe. I take it as a compliment.
Snap: It's not a big deal. I called Karé "mom" once and she's my wife.
Poe: Guys, jump on that! Snap is really weird.
Jess: Old news! But you calling General Organa "mommy"—
Poe: Hey, "mommy" is not on the table here.
Suralinda: You did call her "mom", dude.
Poe: You shut up. You're a liar. You almost exposed our location to the whole galaxy for an article!
Suralinda: Alright, alright. I was actually going to expose you for that story. I lie all the time. Everyone knows I lied about that, but the mom thing? That happened.
Poe: Aha! She admitted it! Suralinda is a liar!
Leia: I believe you—
Poe: Thank you.
Leia: —Son, do you want to talk about it over some tea?
Poe: ...I'd like that.
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Same energy.
Poe carring Leia sassy and legacy.
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"You might want to rethink your technique" and "Is this a staring contest?" and "So, who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?" and "I recognised your foul stench when I was brought on board" and "I'm holding for general Hugs" and
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