Modern Interpretation of the Kemetic Calendar
II Akhet 5, yr 31
Offering in the Presence of Hedjhotep and Montu
“Do not go out of your house on any road today. Do not have sex with a woman. It is the day of offering in the presence of Hedjhotep and Montu. Anyone born on this day will die of sex.” (CC; LGG5, 602)
Screw like it's the last night of your life. Except if your partner is a woman, you may end up double screwed. Unless you are into that, which more power to you then.
Procession of Hethert and Her Ennead
“Procession of Hethert Lady of Dendera and her ennead. All the ritual is performed. One provides food offerings for her father, the Great Nun (see LGG3, 548 and Edfu V, 349) in […], fresh plants are put in the shrine of the creator of plants; they are put before the creator of water, without anyone seeing or hearing. To her is offered the […] of her father; it is the phallus that fertilizes all that exists. She is called the Horus-goddess, mistress of the menat, and ‘she who opens the new year.’” (TFC Edfu; LA2, 1036)
Go ahead and sneak that new plant in. No one will notice, and it's already Hethert approved.
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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Tempered glass screen protectors NEW/protectores de pantalla NUEVOS!.
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Plaza del Ayuntamiento * * Estás fotos las tomé el sábado, después del curro. Ya se apreciaba la desolación en el ciudad. * * #valencia #españa #europe #valenciabonita #valenciasecreta #valenciagram #hdr #lgg5 #yomequedoencasa #comunidadvalenciana (en Valencia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9zmJuAovuh/?igshid=1ivs0h91d3snb
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Wonders of #tropical #nature #kualalampur #malaysia #tree #androidography #lgg5 #lightroom https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv4rVhNHs8k/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14o80y4vusw2b
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Adorable little #teddylouis 🐻 Nostalgia at its most practical high Regrann from @mimosaaccess - Louis Vuitton bear keychain charm with white mink and suede tassel, crystal glass charm and gold mirror LG G5 phone case with rectangular hook. . Charm is detachable. . #mimosaaccess #gold #mink #charm #keychain #keychaincharm #winter #phonecase #smartphonecase #smartphoneaccessories #LG #LGG5 #LouisVuitton #LV #LouisVuittonbear #bear #accessories - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/BoAL_lMAfk5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xz1y76c3toi8
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Seagulls STAPH IT NOW #balaton #seagull #lake #lgg5photography #lgg5 #photography #filters #blue #stylized (at Tihany)
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Caldi colori di un tramonto estivo, nell'attesa della notte, con i suoi bagliori elettrici. #tramonto #tramonto🌅 #sunset #sunset🌅 #lampadine #lgg5 #g5 #picoftheday #sun #sole
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Final round #restaurantweek, I was invited to the inaugural @communeatylv event. Welcome to vegan heaven: 22 vegetables on one plate. #ubergud #foodie #foodlife #foodart #foodiegram #foodporn #vegan #vegetarian #culinaryarts #lasvegaslocals #Lasvegas #timelapse #hyperlapse #lgg5 (at The Kitchen at Atomic)
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Saranac. #LGG5 by Bryan Evans
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A street in my village Jalalpur Sharif during a wedding.
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Aaaaaaand now I appreciate the amazing camera on my phone. #lg #lgg5 #photography #spider
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Headless ideas. . . . . . . #lgg5 #lgg5photography #faded_world #afterjoseph #heatercentral #createcommune #fatalframes #p3top #nowporto #eyeem #urbanromantix #streetshared #streetshot #streetframes #streetdreamsmag #streetphotographer #rsa_vsco #rsa_streetview #gerador #capturestreets #minimaldesign #minimalism #minimalhunter #minimal_perfection #rsa_minimal #minimalove #transfer_visions #thecreatorclass #streetphotography #shootermag
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Лебеди на одном из озер. Фото сделано этим летом, когда грело солнышко, водичка была теплой, а ветер был слегка прохладный. ............................................................................................ #МобильнаяФотография #Обработка #smartphoto #photo #mobilephoto #СнятоНаТелефон #Россия #ПсковскаяОбласть #LGG5 #Фотография #КрасотыПрироды #Фото #pozzidmitry #Photographer #Вода #Природа #День #Время #Лето #Необычно #Свет #Цвет #Эстетика #Лебеди #Лебеди #Небо #Птицы #aesthetic (at Velikie Luki) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFxPragpHsF/?igshid=f98eq88awqez
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#petronastowers #kualalumpur #architecture #design #facade #construction #androidography #lgg5 #lightroom (at PETRONAS Twin Towers) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv4odYFn5t8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gko1twmudcsr
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