I love the song O Children by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds and yes I know it from Deathly Hallows part one but outside of that it's such a good song. It's about bittersweet death and Orpheus and Eurydice and the song just. Songs so good
And I WILL fight any self righteous ex Harry Potter fan that tries to pull some SHIT that it's about the Holocaust (and therefore should not have been used in the movie which I don't care about the artisy agreed to it so. Whatever. He got paid) IT'S FUCKING NOT you DUMB PIECE OF SHIT WITH NO MEDIA LITERACY show me a source that says this that's not some Harry Potter fan's Tumblr post from 2011. Show me it. Show me an interview with the artist. Show me exactly why you think it's about the Holocaust. Oh, trains leading to death? Because Harry Potter is a thinly veiled and pathetic attempt at WWII parallels? (and if we're going by that do you have a deathly hallows tattoo because if you're so 1:1 about this. you do know the deathly hallows is her fucking. symbolic equivalent to you-know-what. Oh that's offensive? YOU DON'T THINK???)
Because HAVE YOU WVER HEARD OF POETIC IMAGERY IN YOUR DAMN LIFE how could you have ever called yourself a Harry Potter fan without the basic ability to understand sometimes things are not LITERAL. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
content : JUST A BUNCH OF FLUFF !! mention of periods, i still dont know how to do the aesthetic stuff
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thank yu moot @lia-loves for proofreading 🥺
1. IF IM BEING HONEST RNN he’s so the guy that never uses his phone, and i mean LITERALLY, takes half a blue moon to respond to ur text. so if you’re in a situation where you are kidnapped you’ll be there for quite a while.. /j
2. he loves laying his head on your lap/chest during his nap times AWSHAHW 🥺🥺 god he has such a beautiful sleeping face, you could stare at it forever
3. i dont think he’d be a fan of dates, he’d find them unenjoyable/a hassle and thinks staying in is a much more better option, if you do like going on dates though he’d completely book out those 5* fancy restaurants for you, i mean he is crazy rich LMAO
4. let’s be real, he’s been living by himself since he was 14 and i know a LOT of people think he’s shit at housework but do you think those 4 years went by him not learning a single thing.. he IS malewife material alright. HE WILL COOK AND HE WILL CLEAN!! (im jk you can think wtv you want <3)
5. he loves listening to you talk, you could be gossiping or just yapping about your day and though it may not seem like it but, he’s remembering every detail of your sentences. he pays attention to you a lot, trust me he NOTICES if there’s any changes in your behaviour and what not.
6. when you’re sad, he’s confused and unsure of what to do. he wants to comfort you but is worried he’ll do something wrong.. so he just sits down next to you like. “talk to me.” or something HAHAHAHA and you’re just like “huh?” AND THERES A BIG BLUSHIE ON HIS FACEEEEE💗💗 “let it out.” he says in the most DEADPAN tone ever😭😭 (hes trying his best) LMAOAOAOA
7. when you’re on your period and ask for pads “the one with the wings” he’s a little confused BUT nevertheless he makes a trip to the local medic store, bluntly asks one of the workers “where are the pads with the wings?” AND SHE BROKE DOWN LAUGHING SKENKESK it was just a little funny.. sae glared at her after that but he still got your pads in the end so he doesn’t care.
hobi: thinking about when we all lived together and jimin would make jungkook tap dance for food
jk: good times :D
namjoon: but jungkook cant tap dance?
jimin: exactly
namjoon: so you starved jungkook?
jk: no i tapped??
jin: horribly
jk: :(
tae: i liked it
jk: honestly 🥺?
tae: honestly
jk: :D
hobi: why is joon acting like he wasn’t there to witness it???
namjoon: sorry
i just tend to block out the traumatic memories i have with you guys
which is most of them
jin: jungkook was the one dancing for food not you
namjoon: being a witness to that was traumatic
yoongi: it was funny
jk: thank u
yoongi: no
namjoon: moving on
y/n: remember when jungkook would like disappear for 4 hours everyday and come back to the dorms at like 5 am
hobi: OMG YES
jimin: the era where he hated us 😪
yoongi: bring it back
jk: i didn’t hate you guys ☹️
tae: he was just getting his dick wet don’t worry about it
namjoon: he was barley 16?
tae: pussy slayer since 05 😝
namjoon: 05??
yoongi: he was 7 in 05
jin: victim since 05
jimin: jin was like 27 in 05
jin: ??unprovoked
and not fucking true
jimin: as long as you’re alive i’m provoked
y/n: 27 in 05 is crazy
jimin: i’m saying like 😭
hurry up and die maybe?
hobi: bros 31 ☠️
namjoon: ok stop guys
jin: fucking hate all of you
jk: omg it’s raining outside i’m so sad :((
tae: my fault stepped outside and mother nature just couldn’t contain herself
she freaky like that
hobi: paying for ur assassination
jk: what does that even mean
tae: the sky squirting for me bro
jk: oh
that’s nice didn’t know that was possible !!
can you make her stop tho
tae: tell namjoon to step outside and she’ll stop
namjoon: ???
tae: it will be hot and dry as shit if joon steps out ong
jk: namjoon pls step outside
namjoon: kook you need to stop taking tae’s word for things
jk: what
i take no words
i have my own
namjoon: nvm
y/n: life would be so much fun if one of you was a crack addict
jin: ????
yoongi: freak
hobi: real
jimin: namjoon is right here like….
namjoon: leave me ALONE
jk: i’ll be a crack addict for you
tae: i’ll be a better addict
jk: NO YOU WONT
tae: YES I WILL
y/n: shut up
jk: sorry ☺️💕💖
tae: i could so break jungkook’s legs
jk: ☹️
how will i tap?
hobi: you don’t need to tap anymore kook
ur free from that life
y/n: tap by taeyong
jimin: he may be free from tapping in this life but is the tapping life free from him?
yoongi: what
jimin: mentally jungkook is still my little tapping slut
jk: aw man ://
namjoon: did you need to call him a slut??
can we just be nice
jimin: yes i needed to call him a slut
he’s a slut
tae: he was sixteen tapping for you
ur calling a sixteen year old a slut
guys i think jimin is really weird for that actually
jk: me 2
jimin: so?????
you literally said he was fucking at 16 you indirectly called him a slut too
jk: right !!!!
tae: UMM NO???
i called him a pussy slayer actually
and that could mean anything
jk: like what?
tae: shut up jungkook
jk: ok
i’m sorry
it’s still raining
i’m upset
jin: anyways i think yoongi could be nicer
yoongi: ?????
y/n: yoongi’s great
jin: TO YOU
yoongi is actually really really mean and we need to talk about it
jk: i also think yoongi’s great !!
when i was sad about getting old and sick he told me i probably won’t get cancer and most likely die from getting stabbed at 30 on the 12th of december 3pm
namjoon: oh
y/n: yoongi….
yoongi: no cancer !!
jk: NO CANCER ^0^ !!!!!!
tae: yoongi being cold and mysterious will only get you so far in life
jk: yoongi don’t be cold
🔥🔥🔥
here
y/n: jungkook ur so silly
where are you
i want to bite you
jk: 😳
OMW HOME I PROMISE
WON’T BE LONG I SWEAR
jimin: take me back to the days where you had to buy bitches 46 plots of land and a horse to get pussy
i can’t do this being dumb ass hell shit
hobi: maybe ur just ugly idk??
jimin: ????
yo wtf
hobi????????????
hobi: who said that not me whatttt?
jin: that’s why taemin has jimin blocked
jimin: HE DOES NOT HAVE ME BLOCKED
yoongi: woah ok?
jimin: just saying
anyways
jin: ur ugly 😂
jk: beauty is subjective
yoongi: do you even know what that means?
jk: yes ofc ??
maybe…
no 😔
tae: subjective sex
namjoon: stop
tae: SUBJECT SEX
i class i would love to participate in
y/n: is this you telling us you don’t know how to have sex???
tae: NO
this is me telling you i love sex and partake in it often
hobi: stds
jk: i’m confused
why do you want to take a class on it then ???
y/n: right
you wanting to take a sex class implies you know little on the subject of sex actually
tae: SHUT THE HELL UP
jimin: nothing about my beauty is subjective btw
it’s fact
jin: that ur ugly
yoongi: lol
jimin: namjoon tell them i’m not ugly
namjoon: guys he’s not ugly
jin: he’s really ugly
y/n: namjoon tell tae to stop shouting
namjoon: taehyung stop shouting
tae: NO
NAMJOON TELL KOOK AND Y/N I KNOW HOW TO FUCK
namjoon: kook y/n taehyung knows how to fuck
hobi: namjoon i wont lie to you but u lowkey a bitch
jin: right
namjoon: thank you for that hobi and jin i also love you very much
jk: ohmygod joon loosing his mind again
that is NOT what they said
joon come back to us
fight this namjoon fight it
hobi: fighting by bss
yoongi: who fighting?
jimin: joon and his crippling coke addiction
coke winning
namjoon: can we not
tae: i’ll laugh when you overdose
y/n: exo core
namjoon: i just helped you what is ur issue??
jin: do you notice how yoongi appeared again when the word fighting was said????
we NEED to have this man locked up i’m telling you
yoongi: i’ll have you sectioned
jin: WHAT THE FUCK?????
NAMJOON TELL HIM TO TAKE THAT BACK
namjoon: yoongi take that back
please
yoongi: i take it back
jin: good
yoongi: not
jk: yikes jin he got you
yoongi ur really cool
yoongi: shut up
jk: sorry 😆
y/n: stop being mean
yoongi: cant help it :3
tae: who wants to see me split a watermelon with one hand
jk: ME ME
OHMYGOD ME I DO I DO
I WANT TO SEE
PLEASE SHOW ME PLEASE BEOFRE I PASSED OUT PLEASE
PICK ME TAE I WANT TO SEE ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEME
hobi: tae how is ur financial situation these days
tae: kill yourself
hobi: ok wtf???
i was just asking
tae: jungkook im sorry but no broken watermelon today blame hoseok
jk: hobi what the hell man i was really looking forward to the broken watermelon
y/n: i heard tae filed for bankruptcy
tae: NOT TRUE
jimin: i heard he lives in a cardboard box
tae: SHUT UP I DONT
jk: tae omg……… 😧
is this true
tae: NO OBVIOUSLY NOT
YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE YESTERDAY
AND I ORDERED US FOOD
jk: pls dont shout at me
i’m trying to remember if your house was a cardboard box or not
jimin: (it was)
tae: NAMJOON
namjoon: guys
jimin: ur no fun
y/n: sorry 😔
tae: yeah
you guys better be sorry
stupid idiots
jimin: shut up broke boy
namjoon: jimin please
jimin: whatEVER
tae: namjoon i don’t say this a lot because normally it wouldn’t be true but man i love you
guys i think me and namjoon were married in our past lives
cuz like were so in tune with each other
like he just gets me
i get him
i believe in every life we find each other
like we get married in every single life except this one
namjoon: no offence but in every life i would find you and divorce you if that were true
tae: oh
y/n: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yoongi: lol
jimin: no i see it the crack addict and the broke bitch love story
tae: at least someone gets it
nvm
should of read the whole message first
u guys are just closed minded
im telling you me an namjoon are like super alike someone thought i was him yesterday and he was so real and right for that
jk: i thought you said that guy that called you rm in the park yesterday was a racist not real or right
tae: jungkook
jk: yeah ^0^
tae: stop talking rn
jk: okay😵
hobi: cocaine is like really expensive how would tae and joon work out
tae wont be able to help feed into joons addiction
y/n: why do you know that cocaine is expensive
hobi: i know a lot of things that just happenes to be one of them
jimin: if you think about it when have you ever seen a crackhead be like nah im not gonna have crack today
they make that shit happen no matter what
and i think thats what attracts tae and joon together
like joon will do anything and everything to get his fix and tae would do anything and everything to have a place to sleep so their hardworking nature is what leads them to love
yeah
jin: ok !!!!!!
jimin i think you need a hobby or something
that was…. a lot
yoongi: shut up
jin: WHAT DID I DO???? AM I WRONG OR DID YOU ACTUALLY ENJOY JIMINS MINI FANFIC LIKE?????????
yoongi: i’ll punch you
jin: and i believe that!
shutting up #now
hobi: i wish i was mark lee rn
he probably doing something really canadian as we speak
jk: like what?
hobi: idk being nice
jimin: you called me ugly five minutes ago
you could never be mark lee
hobi: that literally wasn’t me i have no idea what ur talking about sorry i’m actually mark lee rn so i fr don’t know what ur talking about dude sorry dude i have to go on stage and dance with nct 127 now and then i have vocal practice with nct dream right after so i’m sorry dude i like have zero idea what ur talking about like actually like a sticker 2 baddies beatbox
me as mark lee and scene
jk: 10/10 really believable idk mark lee but i really though you were him for a second
y/n: great performance thought mark was here fr almost kissed you passionately on the mouth
yoongi: what
hobi: thank u thank u
you can still kiss me tho haha lol as mark or not idm
y/n: ok omg come here!!!
hobi: FR?????
y/n: no !!!!!!
but i did imagine us kissing like last week for like five seconds
hobi: yesssss 🙌 😝
a win is a win
yoongi: its not a win
she threw up at the thought
y/n: no i didn’t
yoongi: yes you did
you told me
y/n: i DID’NT
stop trying to gaslight me
it wont work
tae: have you imagined me naked
jimin: liked it better when you weren’t talking
tae: i liked it when YOU weren’t talking
jimin: shut the fuck up
jin: how about you both shut the fuck up
jimin: now why are YOU talking again
yoongi beat the shit out of him
yoongi: nah dont want to
the thought of his face isn’t pissing me off anymore
jin: thank you <3
yoongi: i could punch hoseok tho
hobi: no thank you ???
y/n: yoongi has a framed picture of all of us on his bedside table that he hides whenever you all come over in case you find it
he also has each one of our debut photocards in a small little binder in his studio in a little safe
yoongi: not true bye
yoongi left “BTW☠️😂”
y/n added yoongi to “BTW☠️😂”
y/n: very true very real seen them with my very two eyes
yoongi: you wear glasses
that you don’t actually wear
so who knows what u be seeing
that is NOT true
y/n: i wear glasses to READ and you know that
so shut up
guys yoongi would punch none of you because he loves you very much ok? 😍💖💯
tae: yoongi do you kiss our picture goodnight be honest
yoongi: fuck off actually
namjoon: thats very sweet yoongi
we love you too
jin: i DON’T
i fear my life when i’m around yoongi picture by his bed or not
i’m shaking in my boots i’m scared
yoongi: pussy
jin: i’m telling you ever since he broke that poor woozi guys nose i have not looked at him the same
y/n: ok but that was a mistake right yoongi
yoongi: ?
y/n: it was
and besides has yoongi broken your nose?
jin: no but it’s coming
i know it
yoongi: true
jk: i feel safe around yoongi
yoongi: you shouldn’t
jk: because he hasn’t broken my nose
but jimin did punch me once
jimin: dont bring up my past
hobi: if we think about it jimin should be locked up
jungkook you can press charges you know?
jimin: CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT ME AND WHAT I’VE DONE
like we were talking about how yoongi actually love us
lets get back to that
yoongi: jimin should be put behind bars
jimin: yoongi loves us
yoongi: jimin is a bully
jimin: YOONGI LOVES US
tae: i love you back yoongi
yoongi: kill yourself
jimin is a literal bully like actually
jimin: and ur a fake one cuz u love us
jk: jimin you are bully
yoongi: ur right jungkook
you are so right
jimin: jungkook yoongi loves you
that’s why he’s agreeing with you
jk: i love you too yoongi ^0^
yoongi: jungkook jimin is bullying you
has been since you were 16
jk: ohmygod……..
jimin: jungkook yoongi has a photocard of you that he’s probably decorated and everything just cuz he cares so deeply about you
jk: he does????????
namjoon: ok both of you stop
jimin you ARE a bully
and yoongi its ok that you actually like us you should stop pretending you don’t
jimin: I AM NO BULLY
yoongi: i like not one of u 😒
namjoon: yeah ok
jk: GUYS OHMUGOD
tae DOES LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX I REMEMBER NOW 🤯🤯😨
tae left “BTW☠️😂”
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think of this as a flash back/ forward idk of the good happy times ok? ok thank u >_<
sorry for the shit ending i just really like the first part and wanted to post
releasing a little earlier than anticipated cos it’s 4:30am and i can’t sleep cos i’m busy thinking abt jay ….. i was sooo excited to work on this one icl😭😭 jay nsfw alphabet will be a ride (literally) 🙏 jake up next and then enha hyung line is finished nd i’ll probs start teasing fics/drabbles …. & i’ll probs release ones for jk/soobieboobie too so if ur interested in them pls look out🥺
jay is a very attentive and romantically in-tune guy !!! despite how rough he likes to be with ur body he’ll always make sure ur perfectly looked after when he’s done using u
and boy will he use u…… like aftercare is very much necessary….. more on that later :3
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
fingers………… guitarist…… need i elaborate???
and he’s so good with them too like to the point where some nights u beg him to just use his fingers to get u off
his favourite body part of urs is ur ass :3
just loves seeing how red it gets when he spanks u to tears
the way it jiggles after he slaps it n it just feels so good to play with it n grab it n spread it so he can get a perfect view of ur holes all creamy for him :((
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
very clean abt it, likes using condoms so he can throw away what’s necessary and there’s less to clean up
but on the off chance that he’s feeling particularly primal :))
expect to be fucked absolutely to the brim w his cum :))
like i’m talking no holding back full breeding kink jongseong mode, wants to see u full enough to carry a baby even tho ur on the pill nd the chances r so low <;/3
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
has maybe thought abt babytrapping u once or twice😄😄 he can’t help it :(( the thought of u with a beautiful round belly and swollen tits makes his mouth water :(( just wants u bred so perfectly, wants to make u a mummy so bad…..
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
i think jay is one of those naturally gifted sex havers
like i don’t think he watches porn much and like everyone else i’ve spoken abt i think it’s too early into their career and they’re too busy to experience much in their own schedules
but he just gets it,,,,,, like he knows his own vibes and he knows what he’s into and he’s VERY in tune with his partners
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
reverse cowgirl :3
loves to see that fat ass bounce while he fucks u from below….
gives him a god opportunity to pull u back against his chest n wrap his fingers around ur throat too
drives him crazy seeing u get lightheaded while he pounds into ur pussy
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
defos a more serious lover but not in a sunghoon way, more intimidating….
i just see him getting rly turned on when u listen to his instructions and take what he says seriously outside of sex, so i feel like it would apply during as well
but not necessarily always serious
like there are days he feels less dom and just wants to fuck his girl nice and slow, feel u squeeze around him, that’s when he’ll be open to a few giggles and having fun
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
in between hoon and heeseung methinks
like not fully shaven but def trims shorter and more regularly than hee
feels more masculine with hair nd kind of likes when he sees ur nose buried in his bush when u give him head
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he’s very romantic <3
sex is passion and love and seduction and jay wants to make sure that even when he’s being rough and a little bit mean u know he loves u beyond what he could possibly articulate
so yeah expect candles and roses and slow sensual music while he drives himself deep into ur cunt
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
likes to have a wank every now and again, for his health x
not shy to call u up or text u (sext u) when he wants to get off and ur not around
just be prepared for videos of him jerking it from start to finish where all u can hear is the slickness of his cock in his hand and his quick breaths while he tells u how bad he misses that cunt of urs, wants to fuck his cute little girl so bad….
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
don’t shoot me
a little bit of ddlg
discovered it one night randomly when u guys were discussing ur future and having children and u referred to him as “a daddy” offhandedly
made his cock instantly hard, he just knew that second he had to fuck u and fill u with his cum and get u to call him daddy again the whole night like a good little girl
also think he’d be major into giving praise, not much of a degrader but if ur being a stubborn little girl don’t expect him to be nice about it….
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
bed.
yawnnnnn kooberry will u ever say anything different
no >:( enha hyung line to me (minus jake) want to share their intimacy with nothing but the bedroom !!!!!
like why fuck u anywhere but in his bed where he knows nobody else can see his little girl while he pounds into her tight pussy and works her clit until she’s cumming around his cock again and again :((
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
when ur being rly attentive and good for him, like without realising
like if he tells u to get something from the fridge for him and u do it without question…..
takes all of his willpower to not stop cooking and bend u over the kitchen counter to stuff u full of his fingers nd praise u for being such a good girl for daddy :3
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
probably heavy degradation, calling u a slut, whore etc
i think the worst he’d say is “stop being such a fucking brat” nd that’s if ur testing his patience like pushing his buttons to no end (which he enjoys sometimes)
would also probably start fucking u harder and faster in apology while spanking ur ass beet red for being a brat
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
prefers giving. loves treating u good and making sure ur looked after before him
it’s not sex with jeongseong if u havent orgasmed at least once before he fucks u
maybe even twice
likes receiving too, loves when u relax ur throat around him and let him use his hands to guide u nd fuck ur throat a little
especially when u gag a little omfg. drives him crazy with need like …. ur letting him use ur mouth soooo well like a good girl
defos still more of a giver
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
fast and VERY rough
like shoving ur face into the pillow to get u to shut the fuck up while he pounds into u kind of rough
can’t have anyone else hear how good his little girl takes his cock can he ???? then he’d rly have to punish u
flips u onto ur back so he can pin ur legs against the side of ur head and shove himself deeper and deeper while sucking on ur nipples and rubbing ur clit aggressively
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he would, by this point he’s an expert with ur pussy and knows he can make u cum easily if ur both needy but on a time crunch
like i can picture him shoving u into the supply cupboard at mubank before prerecording and pressing u against the wall…. has to apologise over and over again for the stretch cos he can’t open u up properly rn but it’s okay cos ur already so wet he can just slide right in anyway :(( and then his fingers are already at ur clit or tweaking ur nipples so u cum first <3 nd he can get u on ur knees and shove his length down ur throat until he finishes with no mess :3
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
sure, risk is a part of the fun ;)
would gladly take u in semi-public places like a fitting room or an unlocked dressing room bc it turns him on thinking about the ways he can get u to shut the fuck up
like how deep can he fuck u while ur mouth is gagged with ur panties ?? the answer is VERY
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
honestly takes him a long time to cum so i don’t necessarily see him wanting to go multiple rounds when ur always so spent after the first from how long he plays with u and fucks u
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
owns them for u and u only
stuff like a small paddle or different vibrator wands cos sometimes he wants to try something new and get u to cum harder, like a challenge to himself
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
teases when he feels like a) u need punishment, or b) he’s feeling like a bit of a dickhead
likes to thrust his raw dick up and down ur wet folds while he opens up the condom wrapper, just to hear u beg a little
but if u beg hard enough (and call him daddy) he’ll forget the condom all together and just slide into u raw nd give his little girl exactly what she needs :((
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
rly low grunts
i just don’t think he’s very vocal otherwise, maybe when he’s praising u or telling u how bratty ur being
but otherwise it’s just his deep sexy grunts
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
u nd him r cooking in the kitchen when his phone rings…. his hands r all messy so he asks u to go answer it and of course like the good girl u are, u obey immediately :3 nd u look so cute when u answer, covering the microphone to whisper “it’s jake” to him, that he can’t help but rinse off his fingers immediately and pin u to the wall……. n he’s being so dirty :(( and unfair :(((( and whispering shit in ur ear like “daddy’s good girl, answering the phone for me, ur not gonna let him hear u now tho are u??” while u try to hold back moans n he shoves his fingers past ur waistband :(((
and jake’s just as confused !!!!! “y/n??? u good??? where’s jay??” he questions while jay plays with ur pussy and kisses at ur neck, telling u to answer
he’s so mean :((( u just have to tell jake to call back later he’s too busy!!!!! hanging up and tossing the phone to the side so jay can finish u off ^_^
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
slightly above average length, not too girthy
made to shove himself deep and fill u up just enough to beg for more :3
circumcised !
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
pretty average, needs to fuck u at least once a week if he can
can do without for a while but just be careful when ur back around him bc there’ll be some subconscious pent up energy there….
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
i think he falls asleep quite easily after sex
likes to clean u up and give u a massage and some food n drink but as soon as he’s done all that and cuddled up next to u he’s out like a light
― Pairing: Mick Schumacher x reader (she/her)
― Warnings: curse words, Twitter environment, not proofread, etc, etc. Minors DNI!
― Summary: Mick and Yn decided to stay friends after breaking off their two years relationship, but it seems like things weren't that broken. Maybe having the same friend circle and seeing each other all the time meant that things were never really over.
― A/n: none of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps. everything else is made up by me and I do not give permission for it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛
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itsmeyn highlights of the racing week (without the racing part) 🫶🏾
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danielricciardo You told me you wouldn't post it 🧍🏻
⤷ pierregasly I guess she lied to you, mate
leclercimagination she’s so pretty ughhh ❤️
gaslightgasly can you imagine working for Ferrari and being friends with the whole grid like this?
⤷ racinginitaly and the fact that she dated Mick, but now they are still friends, like.... how can you be so... mature? adult? lol
landonorris thank you for cutting half of my face 👍
schumilover IS THAT MICK ON THE POLAROID??
yncloset Yn, what shade is the nail polish??
⤷ itsmeyn burning red! Not fancy though, I got it from Target lol
summerferrari bruh she looks like royalty 😩
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estebanocon recharging 🔋🤙🏻
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oconnational IS THAT AUGUSTUS? YN'S CAT?
⤷ ferrariyn totally looks like him
schumix47 estie bestie feeding us the best content
itsmeyn I love you buddy but your fashion sense kills me all the time
⤷ charles_leclerc I’ve head this before 🙄
⤷ pierregasly no but she’s actually right, bro 😅😂
⤷ lewishamilton I’ve never heard this before 😌😇
⤷ itsmeyn we gotta teach them, lew lewishamilton
sainzsalad Yn and Mick are back together, change my mind
⤷ directionerracing I won’t because I am as delulu as you so I believe it
mickschumacher 🤙🏻🤙🏻❤️
deathbyathousandcuts waiting for Yn to post something that tells us she's in Dallas with the Schumachers and Estie bestie 🧍🏻♂️
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f1gossip It looks like Mick Schumacher and Yn Yln were not able to stay "just friends" after their two-years relationship... 🤭
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charlesgasly A FOREHEAD KISS I- *sobbing into my hands*
roscoetimme They semed to like each other too much, it was weird when they broke up, I knew they would eventually find their way back
ynandmick If even Yn goes back to her ex who am I to resist temptation??
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mickschumacher it was always you 💙
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spideyfan world is healing, yn and mick are back together 🥺
schumercedes they're back and he's even more in love, his account is now a yn fan account
roscoelovescoco I’s waitings to haves playdates with Augustus and Angies
itsmeyn 💙 my end game. I love you, micky
⤷ mickschumacher love you, Liebling 😘
mickswife 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 its over for us and Im not even mad about it
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by four main yanderes I mean: Hades, Beelzebub, Loki and Apollo
OHHHHH ok ok
poseidon: solon (greek for "wise" LMAO i just thought it'd be funny cuz i've seen those tiktoks of ppl realizing their parent named them after an ex, their first love, etc. in this case, since percy obviously won't name her kid 'anthonius', a name meaning 'wise/wisdom' is the closest)
hades: thalassus (greek for "the one of the sea", it's the name of a sea monster from rune scape lol 😭)
beelzebub: luke (LMAOOOOO YEAH IM SORRY. obviously, in arsenic blues i'm going with show!luke instead of book!luke, so percy would have a better but angstier bond with luke, not romantic ofc, but she really saw him as a friend. also, just imagine beel finding out percy named their kid after the guy who tried to kill her multiple times, became the host of KRONOS, and started a war that traumatized her 😂😂😂😂😂 she'd just be like "babe... it's complicated 🥺" beel: "HE RUINED YOUR LIFE?????")
apollo: makarios (greek for "blessed; happy; fortunate; privileged", the perfect name for a perpollo baby tbh)
loki: anthonius (what, it's norwegian too 😂), baldur LMAO JK, kyrr (old norse for "gentle; kind; peaceful", percy just wants her son to be NOTHING LIKE LOKI okay? you can't blame her 😭. also the name is pronounced like "shira")
Can you do a drabble in which jti!jk lifts oc's baby bump
To giver her some relief?😭
(Love the teaser cantt waitttttt)
Haha this is so cute 🥰
Sure I think I can do that 🤭
(Are you talking about the Jimin teaser? I'm sad because it doesn't look like many people are interested in it but I'm glad you're excited about it 🥺💜)
~~~~~~
"Jungkook" I call out for him and I hear footsteps rushing upstairs moments later.
"What's wrong? Are you okay? Is it the baby?" he asks, concern clearly written all over his face and I can't help but giggle at the sight.
"Everything is fine I just can't get up" I relay, embarrassed that it's come to the point where I need his help for something as simple as this but he lets out a huge sigh of relief and helps me up with no hesitation.
"You scared me for a second there" he says and places a kiss on my forehead once I'm steady on my feet. "Sorry, I just didn't know how far away you were and you left your phone in here so I couldn't call you" I say, motioning over to where his phone is lying on his side of the bed.
"That's okay, I'm just glad I was here to help this time" he says, chuckling at the memory of the time I told him it took me almost five minutes of wiggling around to finally get myself out of bed one morning.
He wasn't around since he had to go into the office that day but he made sure that there weren't opportunities for something like that to happen again.
"Why did you have to put such a big baby in me?" I huff, walking over to the bathroom to go pee for what feels like the twelfth time today.
"They're not that big, the doctor says that they're growing at a healthy rate. It's our first baby so your body is still trying to figure out how to cope with it all" he says, leaning against the door frame and making sure that I'll be okay to get up on my own.
"Yeah I know but it sucks feeling this helpless. Plus I feel like I'm about to topple over half the time when they start moving around" I say, the hormones making me a bit more irritable today.
Well you are thirty five weeks at this point so they're running out of room in there" he says, smiling at he watches me struggle to wash my hands with my big belly in the way.
It's not that he likes seeing how difficult it is for me to perform simple tasks like this, he just finds it endearing and loves to help me more than anything.
"Very funny" I grumble once I catch his smile in the mirror and walk past him and back into the bedroom but I don't get too far before he's holding onto me like he always does.
I swear it's some sort of primal instinct or something because for some reason he always feels the need to keep his hands on me at all times.
"Can I try something really quick?" he asks, both his hands snaking around my waist or lack there of because of our ginormous spawn. "Like what?" I ask, sighing in contentment when he places a kiss on my neck, laying my head back on his shoulder and relishing the feeling of it.
"It might feel a little weird for a second but tell me if it hurts right away" he warns and now I'm scared. "What's that supposed to mean?" I ask, trying to turn around and face him but he holds me in place before I can.
"Just trust me" he mumbles against my skin and after thinking about it for another second or two I nod my head and wait for whatever it is he has planned.
He runs his hands all along my stomach and then rests them right underneath it and when I think he's about to go lower he wraps his arms under it and lifts it up, granting me instant relief and I couldn't control the moan I let out even if I wanted to.
"That good huh?" he chuckles, placing a kiss on my temple and lifting it up a little higher making me melt into him. "You have no idea" I sigh, not remembering what it felt like not having a baby in me until now.
"I've gotta let go soon though" he warns and although I know he would do this for me all day if he could all good things must come to an end.
"One more minute?" I ask and he chuckles and adjusts his hold so he can keep it going for a little bit longer and even when a minute is up he just stays there, holding me as long as he can...
~~~~~
Hope that was fluffy enough for ya 🥰
I miss this couple sm but I've kinda come to a writer's block for the main storyline but dw I haven't forgotten about them 💜
idk if you could call this an analysis but something i wanna talk ab
i expect like 1-2 ppl to see this but i cant stop thinking ab chapter 96 😭😭
Lets look at this, a “private” (kind of out in the open) conversation between akane and aoi, but in the circled panel it almost looks as if a 3rd party is looking in. who could that be?
Even in the next panel it looks as though someone could be looking down on them from somewhere. It also shows in the bottom corner someone literally looking down at them.
who could that be?
this fucker. “aoikane” this “aoiaoi” that WHAT ABOUT HIM 😭
like you can see here he’s almost disappointedly looking down at them from afar, with akane more in the middle, seemingly looking at him
which im not Implying he’s all “omg akane 🥺 dont flirt with her ….. 🫣😔💔” which very well could he what he’s doing (less exaggerated obv) but i really have no clue. AidaIro did a really good job at keeping his stance on how he sees akane ambiguous, that he really could be thinking anything here. And yes, they do show us he cares about him but caring about someones is very different from the way you may view them / feel about them.
but why would he be disappointed/sad? Let’s look at possible opitions.
Option 1, he could like aoi and not like how akane seems to be “genuinely” smiling at her when talking to her and holding her hand.
“but evie! wouldnt he be sad ALL the time since akane’s ALWAYS fawning over her?!!”
he literally has stated he doesnt like how akane likes aoi (or at least how he shows it)
Option 2, he straight up wasn’t even peeping in on their convo and was just looking down on them all having fun w/o him (haha loser) (jk i love him)
3rd and final Option, he’s sad akane and aoi are closer, not because he wishes downfall on their relationship but maybe because he likes akane.
which he himself literally said he likes someone, and at this point in time he hasnt met aoi yet, but from panels of akane + teru when they had recently met, he was in a middle school uniform showing that they had known eachother for a bit.
And yeah, this is from CHAPTER 1 and it could have very well been an excuse but cmon man this is enough to take into consideration.
To boil it down, the big question is: “does teru like akane, or aoi?”
Also bro literally tried to stop them from kissing 😭 like which one do u like man JUST CHOOSE
Edit:
I JUST REALIZED HE NEVER CLARIFIED IF IT WAS A GIRL OR NOT. HE SAYS THEM NOT HER (also meaning it could still be a girl 💀)
I have read your anon post of Yoongi,RM,V having a crush on Jimin but Jimin always has his heart on Jungkook.
Can you write your analysis of,
OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE,WHY JIMIN CHOOSE JUNGKOOK?
Awww,I'm so lost by thinking about Jimin looking into Jungkook's eyes full of love.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Also you are spoiling me too because of your blog 💞
Yo
How can we even know or gauge something like that? Why did Jimin choose JK? That's like asking why Jimin loves JK. We can't know that, not really. We can speculate, but we will never truly know. But it appears JK just happens to be Jimin's type.
Jimin looked at all of them
And decided this cutie patootie was the cutest thing he has ever seen
I mean that clearly hasn't changed thou 🥺🥺
Then at some point Jimin stopped seeing him as just the cute maknae and decided to do something about it. The heart wanted what it wanted. Who it wanted. And that happened to be Jungkook. I think its as simple as that my dear.... JK ticked all his boxes 😁😁
I mean if this isn't peak boyfriends energy then is love even real??????
This is so Park Jimin. Carefully worded to avoid any bro talks. Happy Birthday Jk. Simple. Straight to the point no mincing words. Gotta respect that.
And I love that this is Idol Jimin just living his truth deciding what's relevant and worthy of curating on his wall on Instagram.
Whatever you think of it, he's posted him. He posted his BB 100 he congratulated him and tagged him. It's cute, it's wonderful and it's refreshing.
I was telling a friend, this may not necessarily be the best birthday post he's made, but it's his most iconic post. I looove it!
I always found those HD cute posts of them on his birthdays adorable. They always felt personal and you could sense the care and effort he'd put into it.
This photo feels personal too- but it's a whole new level of personal. It's giving memories. It's giving young wild and free. It's giving GCF in Tokyo. It's giving Troye Sivan legel intimate. It's giving set me free. It's giving good ride. It's giving screw yall I'm free.
It's giving whatever this photo is giving
Can't see their faces but I can tell they both pretty happy in there🥺🥺🥺
And their displayed tattoos 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I don't know whether to be jealous or happy for Kook
And I swear to God Park Jimin is tiptoeing in there😭😭
I can almost hear their giggles and grunts🤧🤧
I feel like a 3rd wheel watching them like this not gonna lie.
And if they took this on his birthday I'll sue Jimin
Sickening that he posted shirtless boy love waiting for you anpanman photos of them whisking themselves off to a bay amidst all these dating rumors 😩😩😩😩
Jimin is a villain at this point 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine thinking he has a girlfriend- ladies love yourselves. Stop being clowns. Delulu is not the solulu
If he can do all this- go over and beyond for his band mate (not even all of his band mate just the one) and is keeping you a secret you are not his girlfriend.
You are his long ass beard
I've not seen Jk's live but I better not hear crickets chirping in the background 💀💀💀💀
Not too long ago actually! And I made 7 of them! :DD
Here's my favorite/most polished post of them. But if you search up "kirby ocs" in my blogs search bar you should find most of my art of them! :}}
That's a good question.. originally I intended that she was her robe. There was gonna be a thing where Spamton stepped on her robe and she yelped in pain.
Or something where they get in a fight and River person is struck. There's a gash on her robe and it later scars.. like its skin.
But since then I've gone back and fourth. Imagining her as this shadowy creature that needs some kind of cloth in order to manifest. Kind'a like possessing her robe..? So if you took the hood off there would be no head but she's still there?? I haven't thought it through yet <XD
@housome (Post in question)
SKJAOKJF "oh and the bunny too i guess" GEE I WONDER WHO YOUR FAVORITE IS XDD
And yes! The post that goes up right after this ask post will have them in it! :}}}
ALSO THANK YOU! :DDD I'll be sure to take breaks! <XD
WAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! 😭😭💖😭
Oof, that's a good question. Uhhh... I'm gonna say Sans
(XD jk its probably Seam)
He might not wound or scare Seam just to make him stretch the stiches. He would do it for other reasons-
But telling him to speak louder or more clearly? Despite the pain it causes? Oh 100% Spade king would do that. :(
aaaa I'm sorry, I haven't seen the movie yet. So I'm not sure what they'd think <:0
Is that from the Puss and Boots movie? I haven't heard it yet :0
He looks an awful lot like a regular wolf. I can see them thinking that Death is just lost in the everglades and would offer to help him 🥺
AWWEE!! THIS IS SO SWEET THANK YOU!! 😭💖😭 I'M HONORED THAT MY ARTWORK MEANS SO MUCH TO YOU!!
I hope things get better for you,, Until then at least I hope my art continues to make you feel better <:} 💖💖
I'm not sure.. I imagine that they have a list of activities that they can suggest to patrons and if they deny all of them well.. 🤷♂️ They'd probably just hope the kid can find something fun to do..
Glamrock Bonnie: "Same dude. Same."
Oh yeah! I can kind'a see it XD
@beryl-shade
I've never played that game,, so I'm not sure :0
But judging by the desert looking environment.? They'd turn right around and jump through another mirror <XD THEY NEED FOOD!
@bailey-dreamfoot
WAAA THANK YOU!! Also I hope you have fun in all your Pokémon adventures! :DD
@citrusfruitman
XD Don't worry its okay! Also I've heard of OMORI, but I can't say I've heard of Dialtown :0
Wow, I made that fic way back in 2019. Sadly I can't say I remember my thought process behind that. Looking back that kind'a sounds like a plot hole-
Also you were the one who had the idea for a crab comic re-write? :0 Neato! I suppose its always possible that I'll come back to it someday <XD
The main reason why Jevil cares for everyone so much is.. well, its becuase they're his friends. And he loves them.🥺 But the years of isolation would definitely play a role in his protectiveness. And I'm sure Jevil isn't comfortable going anywhere or doing anything alone..
(ALSO WAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!💖💖💖)
Theoretically other people could learn the power yeah, but they would have to go through the very specific scenario that Jevil went through and have the same reaction to it that he did in order to learn how. Its not something he can really teach to others..
He was told about a way to escape this world. And after 10 years in confinement and nearly loosing all of his sanity.. he used the power in his very soul to rip through the wall of his world and escape.
If the roles were reversed and Seam went through all that, I cant say that he would have learned how to make the mirrors.. He might have just succumbed to the depression and insanity..
I suppose its possible..? But I don't think Bonnie would be willing to go that far to escape from the stress of everything. He does get breaks at night so..
@kautar-21
WAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Also I don't think I ever posted a coherent storyline for Bill fragment.. but if you search "bill fragment au" in my blogs search bar you should find most of it! :0
(also sorry, I don't take requests <XD -- )
@redzephyr05
I think that sounds about right, yeah. Being more monotone and harder to read maybe. I'm not sure how he'd act in the costume,, maybe more confident? Louder and more blood thirsty?? <:DD
And yes! Little Vanessa is definitely more hesitant and nervous than Gregory. She's shy and afraid of everything- but still curious none the less.. 👀
@nevereatingpeas
AAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :DDDD
Ultimately my thoughts are, "It wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be/could have been. 6 outa 10, would watch again and recommend to my friends 🎤🐻👍"
(post in question)
XD she feels safe around Seam and he is also very soft and cozy 🥺
i don't remember if you've talked about it but what's your theory on why jikook couldn't meet much that time? was it just Jimin being super busy or do you also have smth else in mind?
Oh I think we've talked about this no?
1. I don't think they weren't talking or hanging out at all post solo because at some point they had to discuss military plans and other things.
2. So I feel whatever they were bickering about was over a specific period in the time-line and how they both felt or dealth with eachother being busy.
It's clear from JK's POV he felt emotioanlly neglected and abandoned by that whole situation.
And Jimin doesn't fight much for his needs most times but dude lowkey pushed for it this time around so you can tell it's something that bothered him too🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
They both blame the other for not reaching out in that period. And Jimin tried to explain that even while busy he still made time to nurture his relationship with Tae. I feel that was him showing Jungkook he was open to connecting even when he was busy however it seems in his POV the ball was in Jungkook's court to be receptive of his initiatives.
Its a classic case of giver taker dynamics gone wrong due to miscommunication and insecurities.
Jimin is the emotional giver, the one responsible for taking emotional action and initiatives to nurture their dynamic while Jungkook is used to being the reciever.
The problem with that is, the receptive one can become complacent. It's easy to assume well since he is the giver he should always be the giver and since I am the reciever I should always be reciever.
So even when Jimin is busy he expects him to multitask and still meet his needs. It's a huge challenge with most men actually. It's not unusual for a man who is used to his wife or gf cooking cleaning etc to expect that always from his wife such that you could literally be popping out twins from your vagina and he would want you to cook clean for him😩
I think Jimin expects dynamism in their emotional roles at this point in their lives. Which is not to say he wants to perpetually switch their "roles" in there but he wants to see and feel emotional growth in their relationship 💀💀💀💀💀
Jungkook would need to step up. I suggest he goes to therapy with Jimin and read some self help books because we can't lose this one he's such a catch🥺
And I feel he can be blind to the fact that Jimin's ability to give is entirely predicated on Jungkook's emotional availability to recieve.
The one thing a giver wants more than anything is reception. He can't keep giving when you are blocked or not receiving its emotionally exhausting.
I've always said, Jimin has a lot of love to give. That's why Tae is holding on to him for dear life cos that man wants to be loved too💀
Jungkook however doesn't need much you know💀
Wait haven't we discussed this before????
That's not saying he doesn't need anything at all. Clearly he do. Obviously.
The disconnect is where Jimin starts closing off because he feels he's not being recieved- that's the 2nd stage of emotional disengagement and if thats what's happening Jungkook and I are fucked😭😭😭
Shit I can't breathe. Park Jimin dont you dare😭🤺😭
So basically Jungkook is feeling a withdrawal on Jimin's part and Jimin is feeling a blockage on Jungkook's part.
Good thing they are in Military service together. If I were Jungkook I'd beg that man not to leave me 😭😭
hobi: GUYS DID YOU SEE THE STATEMENT BIGHIT JUST PUT OUT FOR THE Y/N AND YOONGI DATING RUMOURS???????
jimin: the what?
jk: THE WHAT?
tae: arf?
jin: you can’t force the puppy lifestyle
tae: you don’t know anything
guys tell him he knows nothing
jimin: were they not just fighting like???
namjoon: they made a statement about it?
tae: but bighit denied it right?
jk: RIGHT?
hobi: THATS THE CRAZY PART
jimin: no fucking way
jk: STOP LYING
namjoon: but they were literally just in a meeting about it?
like i’m not joking like 10 minutes ago they were in the conference room
they had to deny it no?
jk: RIGHT TELL HIM NAMJOON
namjoon: unless theyre actually together
jk: nO NO
NOT TRUE
TRUST ME
hobi: Hello.
This is BIGHIT MUSIC.
We would like to inform our fans that we as a company do not control relationships our artists may engage in.
This is in relation to the recent rumours concerning BTS SUGA and Y/n.
As this is a matter that concerns our artists personal lives we can not confirm or deny these rumours.
We ask that fans to respect both artists privacy and remind you that our company will spare no effort in providing legal support for our artists if it is needed.
We ask you for your continued love and support for both SUGA and Y/n and and a reminder that fellow BTS member Jungkook releases his solo single “3D” featuring Jack Harlow on September 29th.
IS THIS NOT INSANE
jin: the jungkook plug at the end???
jk: SO ITS NOT TRUE
THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER
namjoon: oh
tae: they could be
jimin: @ y/n @ yoongi wya
are you together? be honest
y/n: hiiiiiiiiiiii
jk: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
yoongi: hello
jk: kill yourself
tae: babe tell me why you didn’t tell them to deny it
look me in the eyes
tell me the truth baby it’s just you and me
namjoon: we are in a gc
tae: you and me angle
jin: do you mean angel you fucking idiot
tae: baby 🥺
who is this man??
namjoon: i am curious tho
why didn’t you deny?
y/n: no point
tae: the point is we are in love
hobi: ok but are you together?
yoongi: who knows
jimin: obviously you fucking stupid bitch
jin: he wanna be mysterious so bad 😭
jk: this is not true
i won’t accept this
I WONT
namjoon: soooo
yoongi: it’s lowkey true anyways
namjoon: it is?
tae: IT IS???????
jk: NOT
IT IS NOT TRUE
THATS WHAT HES SAYING
yoongi: that is not what i’m saying
jimin: ur officially together?
y/n: we are not
yoongi: yet
y/n: yoongi!!!
yoongi: :3
jin: ew ok i want to throw up
hobi: i can’t stand you guys already
tae: i’m in a wheelchair actually
thanks a lot guys
namjoon: ok
jk: NOT OK
jimin: so scoups wasn’t the one for you then?
or mingyu?
jungkook???
or that san guy
not even minho????
i liked minho
shownu?
OH what about the young one
what was his name again
??
OH MARK
what happened to mark?
hobi: OMG WHAT ABOUT BAEKHYUN????
tae: YOU FUCKED WITH BAEKHYUN AND NOT ME??
WHEN
TELL ME WHEN
PLEASE DONT TELL ME IT WAS IN THE 2014-2016 TIMELINE
namjoon: as much as i for what ever you guys have got going on i really think you should deny the rumours
yoongi: no
jk: YEAH
WOOO PUT UR FOOT DOWN JOON
TELL HIM
TELL HIM
WOOO WOOO
I LOVE KIM NAMJOON
tae: ???
why are you for what they have going on please pick a fucking side namjoon you cannot be the middle man
namjoon: can you guys shut up for 2
seconds
tae: 1
jungkook say 2
jk: 2
tae: we did
namjoon: you really didn’t
hobi: JUNGKOOK YOU HEHEED AGAIN YOU BETTER STOP ONE MORE TIME AND ILL GET PHYSICAL
jk: i’m sorry 😢
namjoon: anyways as i was saying i think it would be better to deny the the rumours now for y/ns sake she gets enough hate as it is and this will really only add to it
jimin: wait ur kinda right my poor girl :/
tae: i can give her love dw
come into my arms baby
cum 2 me
yoongi: kill yourself
jk: ILL PROTECT YOU Y/N
y/n: means the world jk
jk: AHHHHHHH :DDDDDDDD
yoongi: he’s lame
y/n: don’t
yoongi: :3
y/n: and thank you for ur concern joonie but i’m literally in a dating scandal every other week there’s honestly no point the hate was bound to come anyways
and plus the love out weighs the hate so i’m sosososo good
namjoon: i don’t believe you but ok
hobi: LMAOOOO
sorry not funny
tae: weak ass fucking leader ohmy god
where is ur sense of authority
where is ur dominance?
hobi: stop talking
y/n: we do not want to hear ur furry talk
tae: THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR ALPHA YOUNG LADY
now come here let me scent you
hobi: actually end your life
y/n: please
yoongi: come over
jin: geez buy me dinner first
jimin: fat bitch
jin: im literally gonna put this on twitter and get you cancelled
jimin: noooo not to ur 13 followers my career is done for i’m telling you
hobi: what’s ur eta what’s ur eta
jk: idk et sorry
and also idk who a is either
i’m sorry
hobi: LEAVE ME ALONE
jk: i said i was sorry
i hope u find them
hobi: i have a gun to ur head in my mind rn
jk: don’t shoot 😂
wrong emoji
*🥲
PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY
jimin: of lice
jin: omg rice sounds so good rn
jimin: i said lice wow ur actually fat
jin: NAMJOON TELL HIM HES BEING PROBLEMATIC
namjoon: jimin ur being problematic
jimin: namjoon tell him he’s being big
namjoon: go away please
tae: ok why have the rumours not been denied
y/n: why are we back to this
yoongi: she wants me that’s why
jk: NO
NO
NO TRUE
ARE YOU HER SPECIAL BOY
YOU ARE NOT
BECAUSE I AM
AND I HAVE PROOF
SO SHUT THE HELL UP
yoongi: thats cool and all but where are your dating rumours?
jk: SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UPPPPPPPP
y/n: stop being losers
jk: i’m in love with you
yoongi: :3
jin: insanity
tae: yoongi say something for me rq
yoongi: no
tae:
hobi: HELPPPPOO
jimin: LMAO
y/n: PLS
yoongi: ur actually a child and i do not use light mode so this just looks stupid
jin: was still funny with dark mode
yoongi: no it wasn’t
tae: it was
everyone laughed
don’t be mad i made everyone laugh
cuz u know u could NEVER
yoongi: namjoon didn’t laugh
tae: namjoon isn’t even a man
namjoon: ???
jk: i use light mode
jimin: what
jin: omg
hobi: ew
yoongi: as expected
tae: bro
y/n: kookie…
jk: IS THAT BAD OHMYGOD IS IT BAD HOW DO I CHANGE IT?? IS THAT BAD
AM I A BAD PERSON
I AM
I AM
I KNOW I AM
I SHOULD BE LOCKED UP
THEY NEED TO LOCK ME UP
PLEASE LOCK ME UP
NO JUST KILL ME
JUST KILL ME AND LET ME ROT
NO TORTURE ME
MAKE SURE IT HURTS REAL BAD
AND THEN LIKE
COOK BAM INFRONT OF ME AND MAKE ME EAT HIM AS I BEG YOU ALL TO STOP AND I START THROWING UP
THEN CHOKE ME UNTIL I CANT BREATE AND WATCH AS THE LIFE SLOWLY LEAVES MY EYES
namjoon: what the fuck
y/n: what did bam do
tae: that’s pretty messed up
jin: are you ok?
jimin: …
yoongi: fucking freak
hobi: woah
jk: punish me
namjoon: clam down
jk: please
y/n: crazy!
jk: kiss me
i know i don’t deserve it but kiss me
yoongi: go away
tae: kiss me
jk: NO
tae: ngl i’m sick of hoseok guys
hobi: what did i do
tae: leave me alone
hobi: i’m literally having sex with ur mother rn
tae: OMG????
PLS NO
namjoon: both of you just shut up please
hobi: you saw how he came for me for no reason and ur telling me to shut up??
are u fr rn…
i feel so betrayed rn
jimin: horny rn
y/n: gross
jimin: come fix it
yoongi: shut the fuck up
jk: DON’T SPEAK TO HER LIKE THAT
namjoon: i have a headache
jin: shut the hell up
namjoon left “3D OUT NOW!!”
y/n: wow jin
jk: namjoon :(
jimin: jin wtf did you do
hobi: what the hell seokjin
tae: ofc it was jin
yoongi: big jin L
jin: IT WASN’T MY FALUT
HE WAS WHINING LIKE A BITCH
jk: you should apologise
tae: bully
y/n: poor joonie
jimin: say sorry
hobi: always so mean for no reason
yoongi: 👎🏻
jin: u guys are actually not right in the head leave me alone
I'm honestly so baffled to be seeing some of the takes around tumblr today after episode four of AYS. Obviously the (Taekook) energy in this ep was a little lower than in episode three since Tae wasn't feeling well, but I felt like, if anything, that allowed us to see a slightly more intimate look at Taekook.
In episode three, we got to see them running around together, goofing off, laughing, pestering Jimin (in a silly, affectionate way, of course), etc. In this episode, with Tae feeling a little lower energy, we saw them stick closely together when walking around and eating breakfast, making skits and games out of nowhere, and laughing together even without the set pieces of water guns and climbing parks.
Jungkook especially demonstrated so much love (whether you want to admit that it's romantic or not lol) towards Tae. He was so attentive to him, focused on him, clearly thinking about him throughout the episode even when he wasn't there. He asked him about swimming, talked about him when he wasn't there, wanted to show off how he and Jimin were playing in the pool, watched Tae getting ready for bed in the window.
All of that before we even saw him taking a picture of his legs, and giving Taehyung quite a thorough massage when he said that his muscle was cramping. I mean, Jungkook really got right up, went over there, and buckled in lol. And call me delulu but he used his soft voice with Tae so much during this episode.
Obviously I understand that we saw less of Taekook at their high energy levels like we saw last week, but life isn't like that all the time, and I really don't see how anyone can be disappointed or doubting based on this episode.
I thought we saw such a lovely, intimate portrait of their relationship this week. Obviously there's nothing explicit, we're never going to get that in a situation like this, but it's always been these smaller, subtler demonstrations of a more intimate relationship that have made Taekook truly stand out, and this episode was so full of those. I thought it was really special.
Ahhh yes, anon! I'm absolutely with you — this episode was honestly so sweet and I enjoyed it so much 😭 like sure, it was a little less than last week's episode, but like you said, I feel like it did offer a really sweet, slightly more intimate view of taekook that we often see in the background of most BTS content (144p taekook nation, rise up 🥴)
So despite the overall lower energy of the episode, especially where taekook is concerned, I still think their natural closeness really shined through. I mean, can we gush about how playful and adorable they were on their bikes?! 😭 Pls, I'll always cry over how sweet they are with each other. And JK's disappointed little face when Tae didn't end up joining them in the pool 🥺 And wanting to eat ramen next to him? Come onnnnn, they were sooo sweet!
Anyway, I love that you enjoyed the episode as much as I did, anon! You pretty much summed up all of my thoughts and feelings about this episode. Thanks for sharing! 💜