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zevranunderstander · 14 days

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number #1 tactic that people use to not sound as racist as they are when they talk to black people: 'uhh so you AMERICANS need to stop pretending everything is about YOU. why should i know this im not from the us :/' (= is talking about like. a phenomenally internationally well-known black artist)

#myposts #kendrick lamar #drake #i updated it from 'white europeans' to 'people' because some people pointed out that 'gringo' is probably more south american lingo #but the point i wanted to make is like. there is this subset of european people (quite a lot of them)#who try to deflect by saying them not knowing these things isn't because of an active lack of disinterest in black culture and influences #and like. them not knowing who a certain black person is is never an educational failing on their side of any sorts #but instead are pretending that like. they are by virtue of being european always correctly educated on What History And Art Is Important #like. 2 months back that one post pretending that 'us europeans dont need to know all your AMERICAN writers 🙄' talking about james baldwin?#like just because that person didnt know who james baldwin was #they immediately were mad at the implication that They Didn't Know Someone Of Cultural Significance #and twisted it into 'well he cant be that important by virtue of me not knowing him'#like completely ignoring that the european school system also has. race problems and also ignoring that he lived and wrote in France too #but like. its this really racist defence mechanism of like. 'well you stupid americans always make everything about yourselves'#i hope i make sense i didnt think this would blow up lol #and like some people in the notes of that post were so smug about not knowing who Kendrick Lamar is #bc to them thats like 'oh im too cultured to be listening to rap of any sorts' like completely dismissing his music as kind of second class #by virtue of it being rap and black music and him not being in the White Mainstream as much as other musicians #(i mean hes still like 24th most listened artist worldwide but you get what i mean)

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famdommcfanface · 3 months

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Really rooting for Dick Turpin to make Noel into the new Tumblr sexyman

#The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin #noel fielding #if you know me you know my opinions on this #can't wait for everyone to watch everything he's ever been in like I did that one summer #wait till you get to sweet can't wait for that to blow people's minds

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soullessjack · 2 months

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so im on s5 of miraculous and i keep thinking about cat noirs whole “kept at a distance” arc bc it’s genuinely really interesting but gets so wasted by always winding up with him basically validating ladybugs nonsensical decisions and treatment—the same treatment that we were already shown upset him enough to destroy public properly about it. the most consistent reason LB ever gives cat about why he can’t be fully trusted or relied on is that he’s too much of a liability for their partnership to work—either because he’s too reckless, too in love with her, or his cataclysm would be too dangerous to use.

whatever it is, the baseline is that she thinks he’s a liability, and obviously that’s like salt in the wound for cat since he genuinely loves her and enjoys being partners with her, but it’s also just sad to see him continue to respect her decision and act like it isn’t a problem for him when he’s literally upset enough to physically lash out and use his powers to do so. and I know a lot of it can probably be explained by ladybug’s experience in the cat blanc timeline, but 1) she starts holding him at a distance way before that even happens, 2) she’s actively making it worse by not telling cat noir about cat blanc and why she thinks she has to exclude him for his own safety, and 3) SHE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM ABOUT CAT BLANC TO BEGIN WITH BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY A WORLD ENDING SITUATION INVOLVING HIM DIRECTLY‼️‼️‼️‼️

instead she just allows him think he’s unwanted and unnecessary, calls the shots on how he should feel about “having more free time” and ironically makes him even more susceptible to being Akumatized because of it. ladybug might not be aware that cat is adrien and has a terrible home life he actively uses his miraculous to escape from, but she’s playing right into all the key aspects that adrien resents from his father; she decides what he wants without considering or asking him, she trusts him conditionally and still distances herself enough for him to just not know certain things. it’s done with good intentions, but it still clearly affects adrien very poorly, and it’s just such a frustrating glass-chewing miscommunication that only needlessly complicates the situation

don’t even get me started on Kuro Neko where ladybug falls head over heels for the changed version of her partner and narrowly avoiding her having to actually screw up and learn a lesson about accepting cat for who he actually is because catwalker is just “too perfect” for her to function—instead of being an obedient idealized version of her best friend who lets her be in control of everything (WHEN ADRIEN LITERALLY USES HIS DOUBLE LIFE TO HAVE THE CONTROL HE DOESN’T GET AT HOME).

theres so much potential for the base concept of the miraculous of destruction and its Kwami/holder being distrusted outliers among the rest of the Kwami/holders, but the magic system sucks and it kind of loses any chance when the other Kwamis are established to be catastrophic if they use their powers without a holder. and it gets even more confusing if you consider that Fu specifically chose adrien to hold that miraculous, but then encourages Marinette to keep her distance from him and barely acknowledges him as a hero in general. Like why did you even bother testing adrien for his worthiness or whatever if you obviously don’t think he’s worthy of knowing anything about you or the rest of the miraculous OR his best friend’s identity??? but you’re totally okay with her just giving them out to anyone in Paris who’s conveniently around and having her know their identity???? master fu when I catch you master fu

auugghhhfgg I don’t know the magic system thing could be its own separate post but likeeeeee I just think the miraculous of destruction whos constantly mistrusted for no reason and goes Kamehameha Krazy in another timeline is very special and could be treated so much better if the writers were good at their job and didn’t make every character’s sole purpose be validating ladybug/marinette even when she’s in the wrong

#honestly he deserves to be a villain #at the very least an antihero. gotta push my antihero propaganda into everything I enjoy #like the same way Luka got Akumatized over his frustration with people keeping secrets #that should 100% happen to cat noir im so deadass #because like imagine if you found out your best friend saw an alternate timeline where you lost control and destroyed the city #and spent months completely isolated by what you did and slowly goinf crazy with grief and guilt and just wanting to fix it all #and she just doesnt tell you about it but she clearly sees you differently than she used to because of it #that is literally such juicy material for him to get Akumatized and yet.#Thomas Astruc you and I are public enemies now #cal.txt #miraculous ladybug #cat noir #adrien agreste #cat blanc #ladybug and chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #master fu #I need to fix this show I need to or I will also blow up Paris #I LOVE BEING AUTISTIC 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

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arklay · 6 months

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DANI HAINES x CARLOS OLIVEIRA / template.

#mine.#pair: dani x carlos #oc: dani #click for better quality as always ♡#so um i meant to post this the same time as the claire on last year but just completely forgot then found out i lost my psd so oops #i wanted to do like a stencil or army font for their names but also wanted that handwriting look so the letters overlapped...aughgh #gave up on looking for pics of carlos' face model as well i'm so sorry like there were none with his long hair and the ones from cosplay #they weren't hd or big enough so i was like whateva i'll use this pic that kinda looks real anyways 🤷#anyways yes dani has falling in love with her friends disease. she's so real for that actually #and there's something going on in my brain chemistry seeing dani be the one with two partners yet she's the jealous one...inchresting #again i'm fighting for my life with the new html text editor so hopefully this posts properly...i think the ewskers family tree #posted fine but also that one was a bit more complicated with the read more and line break pics...but omg trying to use gradient text #now...so yes anyways here are my other beloveds !! if i notice an error after posting this i'll blow up cause the new editor makes it harde #to do literally everything lmaoo i hate it sm

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unproduciblesmackdown · 1 month

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blade gunnblade !!!!!!!!

via eliza simpson:

There are no words for this true warrior. They kill me. MMM: went in for a post show hug. Me:"ow!" Asia: "oh sorry, that's my bullet necklace." 😳........ 😍

#blade gunnblade #asia kate dillon #kapow-i gogo #eliza simpson of [angel & others in the mysteries] & [the mother line story project] & [saw ak dillon in triptych yes we're jealous]#& [princess cloudberry in kapow-i gogo]#here we also see stephen stout in the 1st pic but going ''!! surely our dear cherished blade gunnblade's back. hair's long though hmm''#only to have that cleared up by the 3rd pic thank god =']#i guess at some point blade gunnblade has blue hair & i do love that for them #i believe they're in part 3 but i have all the less information about that plausible appearance #(and of course still no info on [asia perhaps doubling roles with the longer black haired wig & ultracorp jacket in that one pic?])#one thing that would be fascinating & fun is if part 3 blade has more of part 1 kapow-i's look. the bright blue hair #looks like pink lipstick. Pure Speculation but i know the like [this is reaction to You Know How Media Is] element discussed like #part 1 thinking most [sat. morning cartoons experience; the legend of] part 2 is like when these series get sequels or just some #ep or turning point that upends its own previous established conventions. Darker more Serious / Mature Themes etc #part 3 like well sequel to That which adds yet another layer of the same factor there lol #i'm not really that versed in All This Media directly b/c i'm not that versed in / familiar with much of any media directly but #i am also not completely at sea & also one thing i could think of is like. blade is our revenge vengeance tragic anti antagonist lmao #what if after that they get to lighten up in delightful contrast to the torment & tragedy. turn more optimistic moral support bestie etc #but like i said utter speculation based on ''oh this is a look they have?'' & comments on [comments on material commenting on itself] so #could be anything! or nothing! except that it's Something enough to have been photographed a couple of times. thank god #oh hang on also we can see that that's stephen stout's character in the pic of Wearing A Black Longer Haired Wig & Ultracorp Jacket #who's to say it isn't also: yes that's blade disguised or something. underneath they have this bright blue shorter wig & Blade Outfit lol #i would cheer for that. compelling #(also noting that it didn't preclude a doubling of roles instead but; that figure Is wearing blade's necklace. makes it easy to switch to #Blade Mode backstage; makes it easy to switch to Blade Mode onstage....)#which: noted! bullet necklace! makes sense lmao. sort of #also pic 2 ft. director kristin mccarthy parker fyi. and the typical blade hair length i.e. simply asia's own.#''😳........ 😍'' soooooo true ''MMM:'' standing for ''most memorable moment:'' and also sooooo true as well #blade gunnblade is everything to me. if they died in part 3 i'm blowing this whole building up. they have bright blue hair now

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earlgreybocchan · 29 days

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Several things about the **** and **** drama is how many people have hopped out to go omg so is the lady we have decided is the only big bad villain responsible for planting all of the hate against insert group/idol here when I watched in real time for all of those examples their own fans jumping on their favorite idols for things that were clearly just scraps of bad rumors they just completely made overblown THEMSELVES under the guise of trying to look 'critical about their faves'

#yeah it was min heejin that randomly made you think le ssera sucked and you all completely fucking ran with it to the point i even saw...#...fearnot accounts being like wow they can't sing all of the sudden :/ and the tweet would get hundreds of thousands of likes #and i am still pissed off about the you know who situation #weeks and weeks they leaked videos of him (which probably fucking was her in hindsight) and tried to misconstrue words #only for them to finally land on he watched problematic anime :( and i saw so so many txt accounts on here and twitter immediately hop on..#...without knowing anything about anything immediately denounce him as a freak for watching a SHOW and commanding people be 'critical of...#...their faves' despite using any critical thinking skills about the situation at all. they heard third hand he had watched an anime...#...with a scene that show literally framed as bad and were like i'm not parasocial!! he's a creep!!#like you guys did that i watched you guys do that in real time to yourselves #it's like that post i rbd about kate middleton a few weeks ago where everyone acts like becoming part of an internet mob is always...#...someone else's fault like they were being compelled to post about her against their will like you guys did that too #someone like redacted may have planted the seed but you guys are always stupid enough to run with it and blow it up #oh i forgot this bit but i see kpop fans pride themselves on not being parasocial and are all OFC i am critical of my faves 💅#and then being critical is believing the first person on twitter that says something bad about them like that's not critical!!#obviously there are bigger problems with **** and idk this lady but the amount of fans that have been like so she's the kdrama villain...#...and i am a poster lead innocently astray by everything! is so. yeah sure.#pat yourself on the back for that one

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enemy-to-the-state · 7 months

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i am only slightly ashamed to admit that i borderline hate my dad’s gf

#the first two are just minor annoyances #nothing inherently wrong she just gets in my nerves #especially after all the crap she pulls #the napoleon dynamite video was especially annoying to me #because she kept badgering me about watching it because it was soooooo funny apparently #but it wouldn’t load on my phone so i thought i was free #but she came and hunted me down and cornered me to make me watch it #also i’m not belittling a woman talking about symptoms #she has a very clear pattern of inflating her symptoms #(or lack thereof)#in order to get out of doing chores or things #everyone else wants to do that she doesn’t #it’s a manipulation tactic #not a real concern #also also i literally wanted to blow her up over the death thing #like obv she’s allowed to mourn but she completely made everything about her #and everyone subsequently forgot i just went through #an extremely traumatizing life event that ended in tragedy #anyways lol #just silly guy things #dysfunctional family #dysfunctional household #stepmom #not really bc they’re not married but #she’s been with my dad for like over 10 years #so i think i know her pretty well by now

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dirt-str1der · 1 year

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hello i just wanna say i genuinely like ur observation about nishiki's fighting style and then ya manage to bring it back to ur 'drug addict nishiki' headcanon like it caught me off guard but im also not surprised that is so fair and real of u okay thank u

In a world where drugs dont exist, nishikiyama’s strength comes solely from his anger and i guess he goes to the gym too

#Thanks for the ask !#Yakuza loveblog #its not a headcanon his voice actor said so before he so does drugs and he does it to escape his terrible life ratpark style #i would in fact be more surprised to learn that nishikis rawdogging life i mean hes definitely not religious and i guess he has alcohol but #thats not enough for what he has to endure. we have to give him meth we have to let him do coke #like i have no reason not to believe he goes to the gym because he is literally vain and i bet he works out till he gets a six pack all #one my life sucks two my life sucks on the bench and he drags kiryu there too even though he hates going to the gym because it stanks and #the aircon is always blowing at the worst spots and the overhead lights oohhhh cant stand the bowling alley either he throws the ball as #hard as he can and it doesnt even touch the runway before its smashing into the pins thats why the y5 bowling completion is so easy he #wants to get out of there asap. im off track see everything goes back to kiryu i always neglect nishikiyama. like even kazamas like heres #some drugs now leave me alone and hea like hmm do i snort this or sell it. oh well SNNRRRT. like there is absolutely no reason for his #entire fighting style to be heavy attacks unless hes wired like crazy and its because hes so pissed off all the time plus hes teeming with #like. cocaine. hulking the fuck out. thats why kiryu feels so safe around him because he has every reason to believe that in a pinch nishik #i can grab someones head and pop it like a grape in order to save his life hes seen it happen before it wasnt just because he feels #comfortable and in sync with nishikiyama he literally has seen him punch someone so hard their skull caved in and hes like okay !#thats why he loves fighting him so much its because if nishiki punches him in the head he’ll just have to wake up the next morning in pain #its so fun trust me on this you need to be punched by your brother right now or youll die

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ashfdhfgdsfk · 1 year

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that movie post is only at 1k but i can already tell im never gonna see my regular notifs again shdfghd

#ive had a post blow up before but this one invites Long Tags so its srsly drowning everything out completely even tho its not big #im reading everyones tags though because i love tags and also movie recs so its fun :-)#but i can already see myself missing out on mutual notifs bc of it sjdfhgdh #txt #also i went to bed at 4am and woke up at 9:30am this is so good. like actually #a month ago i wouldve woken up at 6pm skdjhfghfjd #growth ❗️#good morning everyone <3 slash evening

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jankwritten · 1 year

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considering the first place that Nico and Jason meet in hockey AU is Vegas, I think I should write a spinoff AU of it where they actually get a little bit too drunk at the casino where they meet and, instead of going back to Nico's hotel to hang out, they wind up getting married somewhere. Might store that idea in my back pocket for a day when I want to write hockey AU but not REALLY hockey AU.

#hockey au #pjo #jason grace #nico di angelo #jasico #hoo #toa #omgcp pjo crossover #i just think it would be really funny if they both FULLLY committed to it the next day as well #like they wake up and Nico finds the certificate and everything and he's like 'i mean. there are worse people i could be married to.'#Jason starts to joke with the media about it #but people either don't take it seriously OR they can't find the certificate online (because it's probably not LEGAL yknow)#and so everyone just assumes Jason is being playful to try and blow steam off about where he might go in the draft #but nico is ALSO kind of playful with the media about it. like it's jsut a complete 180 from hockey AU where they hide it as well as they c #can. they're just flaunting it 24/7 and no one is picking up on it #(fans online have picked up on it or at least are HEAVILY speculating. there is a subset of fans who claim they have 'always seen this #coming' ever since nico and jason met at a USHL camp when they were like 16 or 17 or something #anyway #silly little thoughts #rhys writes #thinking thoughts while re-reading hockey au's first few chapters

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sovaharbor · 1 year

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Generation X Epic Collection: Emplate's Revenge (2022)

this. has me SO fucked up. "every time i ask myself why we're doin' this, every time -- somethin' happens to remind me." and, like. it's really giving 'chicken or the egg.' is this school necessary to protect these kids from incidents like this, or are these incidents simply happening to them because they're at the school and training underneath the x-men, thereby exposing them at a much higher level to all the crazy fucking shit the x-men get involved in, but then that makes it seem like they NEED to be at the school to be protected even though it's actually putting them at more risk than if they weren't there??? GEE I WONDER.

#and like dont get me wrong obviously mutant kids who ARENT at the institute are still getting into trouble constantly.#and it really does seem to be a wager of which risk is more worthwhile. yknow. but. i really cannot ever shake this train of thought.#bc yes kids outside the institute/academy don't have the fallback of the x-men. of trained adult mutants. to help them. protect them.#but these trained adult mutants AREN'T protecting them. not completely. theyre still getting hurt and threatened CONSTANTLY.#kids should not be exposed to combat kids should not be training to become x-men you should not even PUT THE THOUGHT OF JOINING THE X-MEN #INTO THEIR MINDS!!! THEY ARE JUST CHILDREN!!!! THEY NEED TO GROW UP MORE BEFORE THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!!#jubilee is THIRTEEN AND A HALF and they have yet to touch on how INSANE THAT IS.#she was running with the LITERAL ACTUAL ADULT X-MEN. AS A CHILD. IT'S LIKE???????? HELLO?????????#none of the kids are okay NONE of them are there is NO WAY these kids are mentally sound. start all the way at the fucking o5 #and work your way down and it's just traumatized children all the way.#it just blows my mind that. like. this is not a thread that gets followed very often. like these kids should be SO fucked up. but then they #grow up and they become x-men and it's fine everything's cool #WHERE IS THE THERAPY???????#anyways.#everett thomas #jubilation lee #sean cassidy #summer's comic reading

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ariparri · 1 year

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I feel like I want to change up Veruca's profession of being an auror. I know she eventually resigns and becomes a ballet instructor, but that's later till after the war.

I just keep thinking, "if she wants peace and no more dealing with bad wizards and witches, why is she working as an auror?" I know it's a resolve to make sure no one else goes through the same thing she, her friends and schoolmates had gone through. But she still has some underlying trauma to deal with, and I know that when the death eaters started becoming a threat, Veruca and Diego argued a lot about how she's putting more work into her job and not thinking of her own safety.

At the same time, that's the reason I want to keep it. The drama, the angst! The war was enough for her to want to resign from being an auror to something much more peaceful and it goes back to her love of dancing.

There's also her and Carson's fight in the summer after 6th year. Carson practically mocks her for wanting to be an auror after quickly giving up on hunting down one dark witch. And that caused a rift between the two until a couple years after Hogwarts. And when they reconcile, Carson wonders what Veruca's been up to and asks if she was an auror now. Only for him to feel bad when Veruca tells him that she never gave it a shot since it wasn't something she was good at anyways.

#Carson #my boy #I love you but that was a low blow to your own best friend #Like seriously you both watched your other best friend die before your eyes #That was enough for Veruca to completely give up #She seriously only went looking for the vaults because Coby was trapped in one of them #Once he was freed Veruca wanted to stop #But no everyone else wanted her to keep going 🙄#also diego and verucas fight got bad to the point veruca ignored him until the break between the war #she was so worried she thought she lost him without even apologizing for everything

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dimiclaudeblaigan · 1 year

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im doing one for shinon too bc he deserves it

shinon radiant dawn vc: my mom never hugged me

shinon path of radiance and radiant dawn vc: -treats greil like a respectable father and never mentions his own father literally ever-

shinon radiant dawn death quote: (smiling portrait) “Ugh... This is...such a crock... What a... boring way to die... Co... Commander... Greil... I... I... I'm...” (is he implying “I’m coming to see you again”, based on the quote and smiling portrait?)