#like this obviously aint for me lmaoo

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

Nothing ruins a good horny text post like the word "cock." For me lmaooo.

I'll be really into the post then boom...see that word I'm outty😭😭😭

[wqxianvents]

// spoilers(?) to the new event ,, its just screenshots of the story aint rlly crazyy

bro this event is so poly!nxx coded im on my knees sobbing like theyre so domestic to eachother n THE OG CHARACTERS MAKING AN APPEARANCE HAVING ME GEN CRYING 😭😭😭

like when huey appeared PLSS “HUEY!!!” same. thats my son. they need more events where domestic nxx appears thank you theyre all dating idc

like not them fighting… i was gonna get annoyed if it was the typical banter LMFAOO also artem being passive aggressive 😭😭

but to my delight ✨ EVEN LUKE WASNT GETTING INTO IT THIS TIME LMAOO,, also doesnt luke feel a little softer in this event? hes so cute like :,) he just feels more relaxed idk how to explain it, they all do tbh!! but luke hasnt rlly been bantering and if he does its with marius (not out of the ordinary fr) SOMETHING IS JUST DIFFERENT. i’m lovin it rho

i have so many ss’ of this event and whew boy… the amount of times ive been screaming poly nxx is smth, hyv loves me and said its canon (believe it)

like they all feel so lively in this one and arent arguing like they always do so its a nice change of pace <33

sorry for long tags LMAOO just love them so much *grabs the nxx team and runs away*

edit: the event i was talkin abt in tags was dreams of childhood LMAOO that one and 2nd anni are a top fave for me neow 😌‼️💞

[time-woods]

Previous Sidus fashion ask anon here; couldn’t agree more w/ ur in-canon prismo tag thoughts there.

I, for one, think it’s inspiring and amazing of your lore to acknowledge prismo’s canonical tendency!

…which is obviously his vicarious outlet for making fashionably boobied OCs as a flatter-chested ahem ‘2D’ wishgod wall-being.

Totes unrelated to all your amazing queer rep art and how much MEGA appreciation you deserve for feeding us, but imagine someone lookin @ the source of characters like Ice Queen, Hana Abadeer, Fiona, or Lord Monochromicorn and somehow still doubting if canon Prismo is queer-coded.

LMAOO couldnt be me dude. bro be giggle flustered over a little furry dude’s “i love u prismo” on 1st meetup so hard he immediately snuck a secret note in afterwards asking about getting that 2nd date-er, super casual offer to hang again, I mean.

Definitely not thinking about how your “THE party” comic makes for perfect headcanon juice as to why Prismo could’ve developed a mild over compensation coping technique for preventing repeats in missed social connections w those who he would’ve liked meeting again later. They might’ve enjoyed hanging out together again too and he’d never know! Maybe he really could’ve been too much on someone like that one time at the party and needs better awareness. Were they just chirp shy?… :’ (

No worries to be had if you simply supply the right non-verbal resources to reach out again at their own comfort and someone just happens to choose not to! Better confirmation on messing up upsetting others too. You lose 100% of the shots you don’t take! :’D

Gives Jake all his available contact info, his total openness in schedule for home visits, and just a wee little home cooking incentive for added insurance. Low key interested in learning a cool instrument too after talking. might even offer to jam together later if he’s feelin cute idk.

No conditional romance requirements for remaining openly affectionate, loving, and kind w friend crushes even if they were dating someone else and expecting kids.

Classic heteronormative Prismo. /J

thankyou ! !

and god yea whats up with this wallsticker man like theres no way he aint queer . . .

[rinbowaman]

MY LOVEEE IM BACKKKK still a bit sick but i have been ITCHINGG to get this reaction to you bcs DT chapter six and seven was….it was something else thats for sure and plus THE DOUBLE CHAPTER?!? brings back the good ol’ mgr days😮‍💨

im going to start with chapter six first shall we…..

“Stop….Heeseung stop….this…this is wrong…we can’t!”

OMG! HAHAHAHA I swearrr hee was like…”hmm did you hear something? I dont hear anything 🤔”

“Oh yes we can….watch me.”

YES YOU CAN AND YES YOU WILL COME ON GIRL TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

dude after ALLLLL that tension in the last chapters I guess heeseung finallly cut the restraints and just gave in, kurt was the last straw 🫣😏 and im HEREEE FOR ITTTTT WHOO

the fact that the whole chapter/s was purely smut is just *chefs kiss 🤌🏻🤌🏻 like FUCK YEAAAHHH man I absolutely love the way you write smut, all the details and the dialogue UGHHH I can FEEL the HEAT and VIBRATIONS and the TENSION emitting from the SCREEN gahdamn this is a bad week to get fucking horny esp when ur sick omg

and the lines with the red outline? DEAD.

"Breathe baby.....mmm...breathe....yeah....good girl. Breathe for me."

I CANT BREATHE YOU MFER!!!!! WITH WHAT UR DOING TO ME DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BREATHE??!?!???

shit I have no words left I just fucking love the smut oh my lord

"I love you.....you're mine....you're all mine.....nothing is going to take you away from me.......I'm keeping you.....forever.....y/n."

giving dejua vu but you are very much welcome to take me forever YK IM FREE (sorry kurt maybe in another universe)

and owemji the hella obvious breeding kink in this chapter? 😵😵

cant wait for heejeong’s turn….I wonder what he’s like….more feral? less gentle? hmmmmmmm

OKAY CHAPTER SEVEN LETS GOOOO

that smut at the first part….please dont dont dont dont…….dont stop 😏😏😏

PLEASEEE AHAHAHAHAH I was actually giggling when we were relieved that no one’s in the house just for heejeong to show up wearing that goddamn smirk on his face 🤣

"Oh hey, you're awake."

I just KNOWWWW she about to get fucked into oblivion ahh shit

our poor y/n not getting any breaks….

"......I have to go....um....I think it's best if I move out....I just..."

girl I love you so much baby but there is just no point in moving out….heebros will find you sooner or later you cant escape hee in ANY universe…..learn from readen and realena darling

"You tell me......what are you doing?......Walking around looking pretty all the damn time......getting a boyfriend and flaring him in front of us....."

you made 1/2 points it aint our fault that we pretty come on 🙄🙄🙄

"Please.......please dont......I-I'm begging.....i'm begging you...."

"Yeah?.....Beg some more baby......"

LMAOO i swear the heebros have selective hearing….its just how it is 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

"Huh.....Heeseung was a little hungry last night, hmm?"

LITTLE?!?!? YOU CALL THAT LITTLE??!????

"Where do you think Heeseung went to this morning? He's obviously not happy with someone else staking their claim on something that belongs to him.....and me."

UH OHHHHHH OH SHITTTTT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

"Please......please....I'll do anything...I wont....I wont see him again. I wont do anything. Please.....please just call Heeseung...please.......for me.....will you please do it for me?"

muehehehehehe using that charm on heejeong I see 😌😌

"Hey.....got baby girl in front of me. Did you wanna say 'Hi'?"

"Hiiiii baby giiiiiirll! How's my little minx today? Did you sleep well?"

STAAAHPPPPP I LOVE THIS PHONE CALL SO MUCHHHHH might be one of my fav scenes

"Y-yes.....I do.......I miss you....and......I.....I want you here.....I want you to come home.....come back home...to me....please?"

oh

oh.

OHHHHHOHOHOHO I SEE WHAT UR DOING OKAY MKAYY

"Y-yes....I miss you.....and........I just want you back home.....so please......if you leave......leave Kurt alone I wont....I wont speak to him or ....or see him.....and.....i'll.......be good......I promise i'll be good......please.....for me?" you trembled, hoping that you had him.

YESSS THATS MY GIRL RIGHT THERE PERIODT its all cus I can see that kurt’s a good guy, if he would’ve been more like a samuel then he would’ve gotten a GOOODDD beating but he’s nice and genuine. my girl making the right choices over here mhmmmm

although yeah kurt’s a pretty nice boy….heebros just hit different yk? sorry my guy theres plenty of fish in the sea 😅

"Yeah baby.....thats it....move with me."

GODDAMN I LOVE BOTH OF THE SMUT HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIITTTT WHOOOOOO ITS HOT AS HELL RIGHT NOW AND IT AINT MY FEVER

my gosh the way you write smut is….just….fucking incredible

You felt the touch of his fingers gently grazing against your cheek, moving the pieces of hair that was stuck to your skin. Shifting your eyes over to the side, you noted how both Heejeong's hands were on your chest, and the other was resting on his hip.

So whose hands were touching your face?.......

Looking up, standing and leaning against the back side of the sofa, hovering his chest above you, was Heeseung.

WAIT I ALSO LOVED THIS PART, I was literally like…”who the fuck???” “ohhh heeseung”

"Well baby girl..........time for round 2."

GIRLLL IM SWEATINGGG OMFG MY BAE TRULY DOESNT GET ANY BREAKS

chapter 8 bout to be the hottest one of all

"Bingo.....baby.......sis......"

you in for it now..😏

♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ !!!!!!!!!!

I seriously love this reaction! Lol but I hope you’re feeling better. Ngl after our long drive in to our trip and when we had dinner last night I started to get some heart burn. It wasn’t pleasant.

but 😏 yeah….heebros are world and they’re so insane that they DO have selective hearing. They also know what you like/want and they just pretty much ignore your pleas at first when you try to stop everything from happening. Literally like “nope!” “Good one. Come here”

duuuuuude next chapter is…..if you thought these last two chapters made panties drop just wait bc chapter 8 is about to make panties drop like rain. It’s absolutely maddening bc you about to see just how it poor girl getting TORN TF UP. *hintity….hint hint* lol I love that you enjoyed these chapters even when sick. I hope they brought you a little bit of healing. ♥️

#doubletrouble #isabouttobe #doubleP

[minieggukie]

omg rdr2!! yes! big yes, start that as soon as possible!! i started my third replay like a week ago 😂 it's such a fantastic game i would recommend it to anyone and everyone. and ff15 omg i love you you are literally playing all the games i loved 😂 i started hogwarts legacy too but i never finished... i didn't even get to half of the game, i got really bored of that really fast.

i completely understand, i have a puppy! she's still a puppy so she obviously needs a lot of attention, but i love it when she's just asleep next to me so i can do other stuff lol

omg everyone says rdr2 is worth it. it took me overnight to install the game on my computer cuz of how big the file so I definitely don't want to uninstall until i play it 😂

in my mind ff15 is the 'gay roadtrip' game lmaoo the only other ff game i've played is the one with lightning because she is freaking badass 😌

i aint getting hogwarts legacy until it has AT LEAST a 40% discount 😂😂 i also have a lot of games i've abandoned halfway.. like breath of the wild on my switch haha. I rly like zelda games but idk why botw just can't compare to ocarina of time for me 😣 and now everyone is playing tears of the kingdom so im way behind (as usual pfft)

yes every morning esp is a constant battle with me and my cat cuz he always wakes me up 30 min, sometimes an hour before my alarm 😭 he would nuzzle me awake but would go in for the love bites if i don't get up (and he does it while purring all the while, the little monster)

but yes when he is asleep he loves to cuddle with me and during that time he is a little angel haha

[dreamgirledward]

ok all of yall learning about kripke era using real fire for those scenes this is what we mean when we say know ur s1-3 herstory

[romchomp]

nana rewatch notes- episode 22

-oh shit we’re on the second opening…it’s about get SAD

-so even junko has noticed a change in hachi. hachi no longer talks about bad omens. i think it’s because hachi is a lot more prone to blaming herself for bad things that happen to her now. she’s generally more cynical.

-i think there is a drastic difference in the way she sees HER relationships compared to nana’s. she has no problem projecting idealistic expectations+fantasizing about nana’s but remains cynical of her own

-junko and kyosuke talk abou how hachi doesn’t seem to tell them much anymore. it’s almost like they’re getting a similar treatment as hachi’s parents.

-shin is a little shit i love him

-ok mr lawyer man what would YOU wish for

-they flew out the window…funny and also symbolic lo

-awe nana’s wish *crying* she wants hachi to be happy the same as hachi for her

-if takumi came back she wouldn’t have to feel so guilty…

-takumi will either validate or invalidate that hachi’s dream is something she’s worthy of acheiving

-the build up of slow steps for it to be nana…i COULD think that was intentionally misleading me OR i could interpret that as a visual message saying that nana is the one who hachi REALLY needs and should be waiting for.

-ok ok ok but nana is REALLY trying to cheer up hachi in this scene and it’s really cute. you can tell nana really cares about her (and is out of her comfort zone)

-hachi quickly realizes this and puts a smiling face back on as she starts spiraling into hyper-criticism of herself. this also allows us to read further in hachi’s “i didn’t want a boyfriend, i wanted a knight”. she didn’t really want someone to take care of her so much as she wanted a way to forget about her insecurities+actual short comings.

-i lied there is nothing cute about this scene LMAOO

-when nana admits to comparing herself to reira hachi immediately feels GUILT. she thinks she forced nana to say this rather than something nana said on her own. adding the context, that means hachi now feels shame when people try to help her or when her flaws are openly visible.

-you stay away from shin

-AINT NO WAY THIS IS GETTING PLAYED OFF AS A JOKE

-oh no i know what this scene is

-…mhm. yeah. still infuriating! this moment has been ingrained in my memory for a long time

-THEY ARE ME

-the way every character reacts needs to be taken into consideration. everyone’s pissed (obviously). with ren you can see the “oh god” on his face before he shows signs of frustration. ren is upset because he feels that his boundaries have been crossed (as well as nana’s). Although takumi’s casulty seems like something ren is used to. nobu is stunned into silence while stares at him in concern. no one is actually thinking about hachi in this moment. nobu is upset because he had a crush on hachi. it’s about him.

-okay okay okay. why is the first thing takumi says is “it’s not as if i forced myself on her. she agreed to it” why did he feel like he needed to say that? i wonder if it’s because that isn’t the truth. she actually never actually agreed. like. literally. she never did lmao. takumi definetly used his power to coerce her

-“she was wagging her tail looking all pleased” i’m gonna fucking kill him. i’m seeing RED.

-this is when nobu snaps out of his shock and gets aggressive with takumi. it’s rightfully so, but at the same time, i don’t really feel that good about watching nobu getting this moment of moral highground when he thinking rather selfishly right now as well.

-now see, shin throwing the drink on him…that felt good!!

-ren’s cool came back quickly. now he’s trying to level with takumi: “you really think you did nothing wrong?”

- is takumi someone who disrupts the peace without meaning to because he’s just that big of an asshole, or is he dangerously calculating? i think that’s what we’re supposed to be questioning at this point in the story. the ladder is what i think is true. that doesn’t mean takumi isn’t still a bastard though. i don’t think he considers sleeping with hachi wrong nor talking about her the way he did. i also thing this could’ve been a move to compromise competition (nana’s band). this could benifit the band and therefore him.

-what takumi says to nobu confuses me. where is this coming from? i figured that takumi picked up on nobu’s crush (everyone did), but this really seems unearned lol. and why is he relaying all of this to ren.

-i hate everything rn

-so did takumi only come to hachi because nobu pissed him off? that’s almost what it sounded like when he left the bar lol.

-the directing in this scene is so fruity.

-oh my god takumi looks nana right in the eye

-IM SO FUCKINGDLNS IM DONE! NO!!!!

-OH SO THIS IS WHAT WE’RE DOING

-hachi’s dream is happening. takumi validated that hachi was capable of achieving it. is she happy? absolutely not.

-nana wished for hachi to find a boyfriend, under the assumption that’s what would make her happy.

-this affects the ideas that nana has of hachi.

-but yeah nana sliding to the ground all like “no…not…THIS” is veryyyy gay

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[catboybatman]

Horsegirl Dami post by an actual horsegirl

Dont come for me im just a wee country lass

Everytime someone says that horseriding is not a sport Dami will break their kneecaps (everyone who says horseriding is not a sport has obviously never ridden a horse besides maybe a birthday party or something)

He has 1 horse because horses are hard to take care off especially if you're still in school and more then 1 is just too much

Bruce also has a horse, a black Friesian named Tornado (if you know you know if you dont you dont)

Dami's horse is a black Arab bc they are fucking majestic and look very royal, exactly what Damian likes

Her name is Avalon and she is a delight

They stand in the land behind the manor, there is also a riding ring and a stable

There is 1 more horse, a pony to specific, Bruce bought her for Dick when he was 13

Her name is Silvia, Sil as a nickname

She is now used for first time riding (i.e Jason, Cass, Duke) other than that she's just there, vibing, living her old horse life

(Rip to Sil, the oldest and second fastest horse at the stable thanks for being my first favourite horse, you are missed)

Talia tought Dami how to ride so now everytime he rides, even for fun and relaxing, he still sits up straight, shoulders back and chest forward (the way my teacher drilled this in me when i was fucking 7 lmaoo)

Bruce and Dami go for forest rides in the woods around the manor every week as a bonding moment

Dami is mad tiny so everytime he wants to ride he has to use a stepstool just to reach the stirrup with his foot (pray for me y'all i look like a toddler everytime)

He hates riding saddle-less (?) Bc the HAIR GETS STUCK IN THE PANTS AND THAT SHIT ITCHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER also if the horse has high withers that hurts your loin man no joke that shit is painfull

I'll never understand why that is so romanticised like that shit aint pleasent

If y'all want more just say so lmao

[dyketubbo]

kind of a small thing but one of the people who sent me an ask abt the drama that said and i quote “ranboo is okay with character shipping as long as it’s not weird, but i’m pretty sure his character kissing someone is pretty fucking weird.”

like it’s just. a bit concerning. do you really think ranboo sees all his characters as literally himself doing things he would do?

also, ranboo has made his characters kiss others before so obviously he doesn’t think its that weird?

like. the idea that all relationships (especially queer ones) are inherently sexual, and therefore weird, is WAY more prevalent in these people’s arguments then they realize.

and it makes me uncomfortable to hear sometimes. especially since they imply that i’m “the weird one” because two of my ocs have a heavily and carefully built up romantic dynamic that included one incredibly chaste kiss. it… bothers me.

(also im sending on anon so it doesn’t show when you search my name but this is tommy lol)

ohhh yeah absolutely lmao. like i can get the thought process but calling a kiss weird is uhm. uhm . 😓 ranboo has actively made lapdance jokes w tubbo before and obviously while fans shouldnt do that like . i dont think hed give a shit abt some oneoff character he made kissing some oneoff character tubbo made in a fanfic 😭 like at most hed probably go "huh!" and move on (and same with tubbo because hes even more like. oh my god whats the word. not apathetic. oh my thoughts were right anyways tubbos more like. blasé about it all, not in that he doesnt care but hes not as concerned id say)

but yeah in general its just like. when he said dont be weird he meant dont be sexual or go too far and a kiss is Not That. i just. truly do not think ranboo or tubbo would give that much of a shit and i dont like the way people act abt it all. just. goddamn im aro n often hate seeing pda and i know full well it aint that serious lmaoo

[kimnjss]

wait pause 😔🤚🏻

jungkook (ignoring the multiple girls) is actually sweet.. obviously bc its arya, but he really do be looking out for his own friends.. him going out his way to do what he feels is best for his friends, even though he knows he shouldnt insert himself into every problem the couple has (i kno he always does it bc he likes to push their buttons sometimes cause hes a lil shit but he knows when to draw the line) he may be a fuckboi but he just really wants his friends to be happy 🥺 when he thinks he doesnt deserve the same for himself 😔

jungkook saying “doesnt want to go thru the shit arya n joon go thru” when arya asked him when he was gonna have a serious relationship kinda felt like a half truth.. idk he might be like kinda hot!hoseok in this case.. living in the moment type of thing and is in no rush to be in a serious relationship and if it happens, it happens. however rn his feelings are directed towards a girl who is his friend and is already taken by his other friend, so he’s creating as much distance as possible. and the it-was-actually-one-drunk-person-and-the-other-sober-drunken kiss didnt help his situation..

idk why but i feel like jk, joon and hoseok are similar when it comes to their feelings/emotions.. dont get me wrong, they are very affectionate, physically and vocally.. but all three live inside their heads for too long..

jungkook isnt being honest with himself, when he does realise something about himself and his feelings, he dismisses it and blocks it off, and distracts himself until he forgets about it and then it comes back, rinse and repeat.. namjoon isnt communicating with arya properly (neither is she but im like comparing the boys rn LOL) and when he does start showing emotion, its really passive-aggressive (??), its almost like he’s saying something but he isnt saying anything at the same time?? did that make any sense 🤡 idk sometimes its like he expects arya to read his mind and vice versa.. (ALSO not them going back to making out as if nothing happened.. they better have talked 😀👊🏻) but they do love each other, its the communication thats 🥴

and hoseok, if that last part was anything to go by 😬, but whatever he is thinking about to create boundaries to address the co-dependency from his side (dialling it down maybe??), he better be careful bc yn isnt stupid and she picked up on mood change quickly, he’s gotta communicate with her or else it aint gonna be easy in the long run.. yn isnt a mind reader and if he wants things to go smoothly like the past few months have been, he has to speak up and make yn understand how he feels from his pov.. he really be thinking about his feelings about yn and pleasuring yn at the same time.. king of multi-tasking??

(have i connected any dots yet 😳 i swear im getting rusty AJDBAJEBSKAJ)

okay also its either i read thru this chapter quickly or my eyes are playing tricks but i swear this is one of the quicker party fucks LMAOO 😳 although it makes sense cause there’s still a party going on downstairs LMAO but not like its stopped others before 💀 but also hoseok was kinda getting overwhelmed with his feelings/thinking there so..

whew its been a while since ive written something this long 🧍🏻‍♀️idek what ive said anymore -🤼‍♀️

PHEW THIS WAS SO LONG I’M JUMPING !!

okay !! first ., jeongguk has a lot going on the inside ., but when it gets down to it - he’s a really great guy . like his bedroom habits aside . he’s always honest nd clear abt what he’s looking for . he plays around ., but not in the ‘ruin my life’ type of way . his friends always come first to him . there aren’t any times where he has left them hanging nd them being happy correlates to him being happy . same when it comes to arya . his feelings for her are strong nd once he noticed that ., he set boundaries for himself bc of joon . he never crosses them . the only thing he wants for her is to be happy . 

it’s a mixture of both really . he’s not miserable . he enjoys having a line of girls nd meeting new people nd doing his thing . he’s young nd thats how he has his fun . buut if the right girl were to come around - he would not be against settling down nd being in a serious relationship with her . buut the right girl for him right now is already the right girl for someone else - who happens to be his best friend ., so there’s really nothing else he can do . so he buckles down into his hoe life . 

yesss! you got it exactlyyy . they are the exact same when it comes to how they handle their emotions nd all the stuff relating . lmao they’re best friends for a reason . 

the main thing that jeongguk keeps to himself is his true feelings . like on the surface he’s this cool guy that doesn’t care nd has girls knocking down his door nd he’s just out there enjoying himself - not getting attached . nd he’s so into that lifestyle nd focused on making sure that’s who he is perceived as that he ignores everything else that doesn’t fit . not to say he’s not himself ,. jeongguk is himself all the time - his feelings just tend to take a backseat (especially the ones he has for arya bc of how much damage it could do) . // joon definitely wants arya to know what bothers him without properly communicating anything . that comes from the fact that they’ve been together for ten months so he expects her to just know what will make him mad . nd when she doesn’t get it he gets pissy . (they both do that btw) but what they don’t realize that they’ll never go anywhere if they don’t just talk things out . (no they did not have a conversation before making up they just missed each other too much)

his biggest issue is that he’s in his head too much . he’s freaking while realizing that he’s falling in love with her nd that he doesn’t really like being away from her (he’s also extremely dramatic ., it’s not as co-dependent as he thinks) but bc in he’s confused himself when it comes to his feelings for her - he’s more inclined to just shut down nd figure things out on his own . buut that’s not going to fly when it comes to yn ., she’s not the type to take the no communication nd wait around for him to get his life together . even if he doesn’t know what he’s trying to figure out - she’d want that to be told to her so she doesn’t overthink . 

- their smut scene was a little quickie upstairs since they were in yoongi’s room nd the party was going on downstairs still . but hoseok was so deep in his thoughts that it made it seem faster ., he was so overwhelmed with his feelings that being wth yn was like at the back of his mind... (he still did a great job tho so props lmao)

[hobisolostan]

85 question tag thing 🏹

tagged by: @sleepbugs (ilu !!! 😙)

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 (lmao funnyyyy) people

tagging: uhmmmmmmmmmmm @libraop @justinsgf @lilchims @namugf @brightjoon @moon9oddess @joonsgoth

last:

1. drink: h2o 

2. phone call: my mom

3. text message: my yearbook group chat .. its just spams from my friend cause she’s touring Europe ALONE , lucky bitch

4. song you listened to: always you - astro (stan talent !!!) 

5. time you cried: two days ago ish

ever:

6. dated someone twice: no

7. kissed someone and regretted it: what is this kiss?

8. been cheated on: no

9. lost someone special: yea

10. been depressed: is this a question?

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no

12. favorite colours: blues/neutrals 

in the last year have you:

15. made new friends: yup!!

16. fallen out of love: no

17. laughed until you cried: yea ig ?? not like crying with tears streaming down my face but definitely a few tears slipped out 

18. found out someone was talking about you: o yea

19. met someone who changed you: yup

20. found out who your friends are: lets not go there :)

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: nope

general:

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: all of them ??? stranger danger kids dont friend people u dont know irl

23. do you have any pets: skjfl i wish :(( 

24. do you want to change your name: no actually, as much as i hate when it gets mispronounced and not like even a tiny mispronunciation, it literally gets butchered :) , it has a lot of ties and significance to my culture which is important to me

25. what did you do for your last birthday: my friend whom i would die for (the one in Europe rn) invited me over to her place and her and two other friends planned surprised gifts and hot pot ! her mom literally paid for all the ingredients akfdskjl i love her sm :(( 

26. what time did you wake up today: 7 am, my body she just did it ? idk lol

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching a horror movie

28. what is something you can’t wait for: MONSTA X CONCERT TOMORROW AKFSJD;LF IM SO MFCKING EXCITEDDD GONNA SEE ALL MY BABIES 🤩🤩🤩🤩

29. what are you listening to right now: aint nobody takin my baby - russ

30. when was the last time you saw your mom: this morning

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: no

32. something that gets on your nerves: narrow-mindedness, arrogance, ignorance, when ppl chew with their mouth open skfsjldfjs

33. most visited website: definitely between tumblr and youtube 

34. hair colour: black

35. long or short hair: short, it’s just below chin level rn sklfjsld

36. do you have a crush on someone: u ask me when hoseok is right ... there ?

37. what do you like about yourself: uh my lips and dimples and the fact that I’m pretty self-driven 

38. want any piercings: more like need ????? ive been wanting double helix piercings for the longesstttt time. might get some this year .. hopefully

39. blood type: i literally dont even know sklfjskd but its definitely a or b or ab since my parents are a combination of those 

40. nicknames: utshee ? just my normal name but instead of the ending ah sound its an “e” as in the letter e lol and then ironically its usa, long back story id rather not get into lol. shira if ur reading this u know 😔

41. relationship status: married to hoseok obviously

42. zodiac: this is virgo solidarity !!! 

43. pronouns: she/her

44. fave tv shows: dont really watch tv shows anymore tbh but the last good one i can remember was supernatural but its .. been awhile lmao

45. tattoos: nooooooo , i want a few small ones tho one day when im of age

46. right handed or left handed: normal regular righty 

47. ever had surgery: nope, i did fracture my arm once tho when i was like uh 2-3 

48. piercings: 2! just regular earlobe piercings, one on each

49. sport: volleyball, lacrosse, and gymnastics i did for a while competitively. i also love ultimate frisbee and long distance running on my free time

50. vacation: i havent been out of country since i came here to the states ksdjsdf my family just isn’t one of those that take family trips, at least out of country 😔ig my last family vacation was 2016 winter break where we drove down to las vegas and arizona to see the grand canyon. it was so damn cold omg

51. trainers: um i have superstars and two pairs of nikes that i wear on the daily. i really want some new van slip ons tho ugh 

more general:

52. eating: i eat literally everything lmao, im one of the least picky eaters tbh but i prefer seafood over meat. i still like and eat meat but sometimes id just .. rather not lol

53. drinking: water !!!!!!!!!! ( i down a good 10 cups at least everyday) i also love boba so much omggg u dont understand but i really do try to limit myself 😔

54. i’m about to watch: perfect man jimin focus skdjfklsdf jimin stans raise up for ur national anthem !!!!!

55. waiting for: college apps to be over even tho they technically havent opened yet akfjds;lfs

56. want: to go into my career field with zero in debt so basically impossible but a girl can dream :( 

57. get married: yea if it happens sure

58. career: medical !!! looking into anesthesiologist but im not set on anything, just wanna do Doctors Without Borders as my end career goal 😔

which is better:

59. hugs or kisses: kisses pls 

60. lips or eyes: eyes bc they just convey sooo much about a person but also pls ... if ur lips are as cracked as the sidewalk outside of my house we’re never smooching 

61. shorter or taller: definitely taller, also wanna be the little spoon during cuddles so yea

62. older or younger: older for sure because i look at the underclassmen and shudder in disgust bc they’re ur typical overgrown yet immature high school students. honestly dont know wtf happened to selecting genuine students to enroll into our school but skfjsdfjs im out of there in less than a year so whatever

63. nice arms or stomach: arms bc i like tummies but if u have abs i dont mind either

64. hookup or relationship: can’t really see myself doing hookups so relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant: depends? i definitely want a playful relationship but they should know when their behavior is verging on immature so ig slightly  leaning on the more hesitant side

have you ever:

66. kissed a stranger: no

67. drank hard liquor: o yeaaa, new years eve and home alone with my in-college cousin lmaoo

68. lost glasses: I LOST MY FIRST PAIR IN 5 MONTHS AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE ???? i had to buy another pair after begging my parents for a good 2 months bc the first pair were so mfcking expensive ksfjsld tbh the ones i wear right now are a lot cuter tho so 

69. turned someone down: yes

70. sex on first date: no

71. broken someone’s heart: maybe ? dont know to the extent the other person liked me so

72. had your heart broken: no

73. been arrested: no

74. cried when someone died: yea

75. fallen for a friend: yea 

do you believe in:

76. yourself: love urself right hahha :)) lmao im trying ig

77. miracles: hmm sure 

78. love at first sight: idk depends, im neutral. definitely think theres more to it tho

79. santa claus: no, wish i was still at that age where i did 

80. kiss on first date: hmm depends

81. angels: yea

other:

82. best friend’s name: i have two: one’s andreana and the other is sybil (the one who left me here to die while she went to europe yea, love that betrayer)

83. eye colour: dark brown

84. fave movie: was gonna say black panther but thats too much of a popular opinion so the ritual ?? its a horror movie which i love so much omg fljsd and it was surprisingly good ??? definitely have not said that about a horror movie in the longest time bc the newer ones are always so cringy and predictable 

85. fave actor: mistre kim seokjin of course 🤩🤩

[mariah-can-dream]

So obviously you're the queen KB (Kinky Bitch) but. If you were to form a KB squad on tumblr who else would you choose to be in your squad? (So basically, who are your kinkiest friends on here lmao)

alrightttttt

@dildolans fking arielle is insane lLMAOOO BUT ILY HERRR

@aint-ships-a-wonder lily acts like she isn’t kinky smhhhhhh

@ethxndolan the fact that brooke just comes up or searches kinks just goes to show you

@dtwritings ESTEFANI USED TO COME AT ME W GRAYSON KINKS UGH

@rockstardolan​ we all know luna hahhhha

@california-grethan​ MIKA WENT FROM SAYING NO TO KINKS TO FKING KINK BABY ALL THE WAY IM SHAKING I KNEW IT. BROOKE AND I KNEW IT

annnnd @spiffydolan the recent orgasm post LMAOO and a whooollle buncha other stuff

there soooo much more but those are the ones i could think of off the top of my head. 💕💕