Do you ever get a compliment that you think you will remember for the rest or your life?
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Hey chat, how do I politely tell my boss "hey motherfucker where's my money?"
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❝ i don't like most people, but you're an exception. ❞ + laszlo !!
{ @fearedthey ;;
Hearing such words from Laszlo always came as an unexpected surprise, and every time he heard them, a small smile appeared on his lips. "Thank you for your kind words, Laszlo. I really appreciate them. I want you to know.... that you're an ok fellow too, and if and if John was alive. John was my horse. I would let you ride him too... Ok, probably not, but the thought is what matters."
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Day 25: Games
"Holy shit! Is that a limited edition Star King Phantom card??"
"Yep! Signed by Phantom himself."
"...How long did you pester him?"
"It took me three weeks and a very intense game of 'Amity After Kings' to convince him."
"By the Ancients, Dash."
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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
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