#like. guys. COME ON
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the "i need everything gay and queer exactly spelled out for me word for word or it doesn't exist and is queerbait" crowd is going to hate venom 3
#venom 3 spoilers#venom 3#venom the last dance#like. guys. COME ON#COME ON COME ON COME ON#you cannot be serious right meow#sjonnie.text#i genuinely wholeheartedly disagree with people saying venom 3 is queerbait!#like. this movie was GAY. IT WAS GAY GAY.#you don't need a kiss. or an i love you. YOU ALREADY GOT THE I LOVE YOU FIRST OF ALL! and secondly. everything venom does? that is love.#eddie saying but i need him? COME. ON. NOW.#they don't have to say i love you. that doesn't make this movie queerbait#was the marketing a bit more queer than what we got? i will not disagree completely. but in the end it was still plenty queer!
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One thing that irrationally pisses me off so much even though it has no tangible effect whatsoever on my life is when people tag their works as "out of character". Like, at least pretend like you made an effort! Even if you didn't, there's no need to advertise it!
#like. guys. come on#if you think it's out of character fine. whatever#I just can’t fathom why you would put that label on your own work??#wig's words#writing
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Legitimately what it feels like sometimes
[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?
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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
#billionaire#rich people#Elon would just be insufferable#just the worst case of “needs to be the smartest kid in the room syndrome ever#I feel Zuckerberg has actually worked on himself a lot lately and he would be reasonably chill to hang out with#still evil#but he doesn’t come across as insecure alien anymore#bezos also seems like he’d actually be a cool guy to hang out with#again. still super evil#but I think I could survive a few hours stuck with him without bludgeoning myself to death
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compilation of people forgetting the op can read every single tag on a post and feels insulted by someone saying a movie they explicitly stated is one of their favorites is bad.
#like. guys. come on#the last one is in here as a joke to imply this person is interested in my roommate more than me
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guys who got abandoned
#bumblebee#b 127#spinel#perrito#transformers#transformers one#steven universe#puss in boots#the last wish#can u tell that i started having so much drawing spinel LOL#shes so cute#i guess im just a sucker for guys with abandonment issues#put 3 of these guys in a room and only spinel is coming out covered in blood LOOOL#pre steven spinel of course#perrito and bee would literally be the bestest friends though#like bee would just be spouting lies about how great he was at his other jobs#and perrito would just be like “wow thats so amazing!”#spinel banging her head on the door and clawing at the walls meanwhile
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
#dan and phil fanfiction changed me#come into my lady door#and teen me saw that and went “i need to be that so fuckan bad”#i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays#do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now#dan and phil#dnp#phan
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Poppy playtime should have more Harley Sawyer ngl
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#springtrap#william afton#harley sawyer#the doctor#SawTrap#fnaf 3#poppy playtime chapter 4#the doctor ngl desvered to live past his chapter#or at least be introduced before it#cause he’s genuinely such an interesting aspect it’s a shame we didn’t get more of him#poppy’s writing habit of killing off all the characters they introduce is such a shame#you just know William would brag so bad how long he was able to survive#BAHAH LIKE HES the guy who always come back#but he did live through FNAF 3#he got got in pizza sim then sent to super hell BUT DETAILS#I like to think the doctors lil screen changes colours based on their emotion#so will pissing him off LMAOO
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noooo why are both of the trains i meant to take late!!!
#one of them was like. the one i intended to take#the second one was my replacement so to speak#like. guys. COME ON#why always when i have to be somewhere on time#milky shenanigans
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Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!
(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)
#HEALED FIDDLEFORD HAS ME BOUNCING OFF THE FUCKING WALLS!!!!!!! GIVE THE MAN A BRIGHT HAPPY FUTURE!!! FUCK!!!!!#I don't know how i'm coming off right now#when i say that i've been super manic about them for the past week I really mean it#guys Idk but I think I might be fiddlestans number one fan#I liked this pairing before book of bill and after reading it it only solidified things#IT IS SO MUCH MORE THAN A CRACK SHIP TO ME!!!!!!!!#fiddlestan#gravity falls#anyway this is supposed to be them the next summer#stan is working the shack to tutor soos for tourist season#fiddleford has changed while the twins were on the stan o war#STAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL AT FIRST and they have a lot of shit to work through from their past before they can start making out dksjds#sketchbook#traditional art#pencil drawing#traditional drawing#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fanart
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Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)
#the real housewives of cang qiong or something idk#guys I cooked here come on#I've had this idea for sooo long I'm so glad I finally got to draw it out hehe#svsss#scum villian self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#mxtx#mxtx svsss#svsss fanart#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#yue qingyuan#Skipsart#svsss au#loosely based off that one extra in book 4 btw#that made me giggle sm the first time I read it#i love how none of them could fathom the idea of shen jiu being nice they all immediately went “he's possessed”#<- I knoww it's shen yuan but that was so funny to me the first time I read it#THEY HAVE THE RECAPS JUST LIKE IN SHAMELESS#“I was in the endless abyss for three years and didn't miss the last episode. what's your excuse⁉️⁉️”
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it’s not necessarily that I hate the themes most prevalent in fiction set in the real world and it’s not necessarily that I don’t like stories revolving around real people or relationship drama or interpersonal issues it’s more like im a dog who doesn’t recognize that a pill is still a pill if it has peanut butter on it. I need like the little peanut butter spoonful that is aliens or robots or monsters or time travel or something fantastical and not at all down to earth real life so that you can approach me and be like “this story is about how friendships can deteriorate over time and also how this guy feels bad for being a bad friend and causing his buddy problems with their girlfriend” and then look at me making a face at you and be like “AND! they’re all aliens who are doing all that across spacetime” and I’ll be like OHHHHHH OKAY YAY (shlop shlap shlup the sound of a dog horking down peanut butter pills) wow what a poignant story
#kipspeak#I tend to gravitate away from things that are that close to real life for reasons im still sussing out. Feels like work? Feels too direct?#Maybe it’s just not fun? But you could tell the EXACT SAME story just with magic sword knights and I’ll be like YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY#I dunno. I feel like that’s slightly shallow of me but I also feel like I don’t care and it’s my house and I can think stories set on norma#Earth with nothing else different are boring#It’s like when they’re real life like that#Every theme they try to get across comes and sits in my house and goes Hey. I’m telling you about YOU and THE WORLD.#And im like ugh. Okay. Whereas magic sword knights do that and im like omg…. They’re telling us about You and The World. That’s crazy……#It is also maybe a little bit that I don’t like interpersonal drama as the driving focus of a story#They should go to space about it#otherwise im in class and I need to adopt an entirely different mindset to be able to have fun with what you just gave me#man these guys aren’t even furries. Lame dude……
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not my usual lineup
#my art#hina.sketch#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#gojo satoru#sukuna#ryomen sukuna#nanami kento#geto suguru#forcing myself to draw the jjk adults#namely geto sghhghsj i never draw that guy ever#among jjk fanartists i am squarely in the first years camp they r my true muses in this show#tempting as it sounds tho i guess i don't /actually/ want to only draw yuuji or itfskg on my sketch sheets#so i fought down th urge 2 draw more yuuji tht seems 2 have infected me as of late#sukuna counts kind of tho ig???? same shapes ish???#i do like playing with angles and concepts tht make sukuna look like yuuji or yuuji look like sukuna but ths reserved fr Not sketches#i did allow myself one (1) pockey yuuji per doctor's orders#sry i need my daily dose if i dont draw at least one yuuji i will die. perish even.#anyway rings dinner bell rare hina stsg-adjacent art come and get it
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he's so cute and sillyyy 😫 my goood, look at him, just look at him!! how do we even have the nerve to pump his life with angst? my dude deserves to be happy 24/7







#this guy is impossible to hate. it's just so so impossible#i actually think he doesn't have any sworn enemies among the decepticons bc even they can't really hate him#no matter what you will like him#it just automatically happens. it can't be any other way#people are like NO we forbid you here strange extraterrestrial robots! find yourself a home somewhere else! we don't want your problems!#and then optimus is like okay you leave me no choice... here are my secret weapon#and jazz comes out and smiles and says “hi there tiny dudes 👋😄”#and people are charmed. okay autobots you can do whatever you want on this planet as long as you keep this little cutie with you#tf jazz#jazz transformers#transformers#maccadam#tf
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they forcefemming luigi so straight men will be incentivized to learn about why the us healthcare system is broken
#men are so funny though like you really cant ovjectively state a guy is attractive without doubting your own sexuality. you have to gender#swap it with ai to be able to tell. come on
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