#like. ma'am

[decepticon-nerd]

Interaction I had at work today:

Old lady: *brings a pair of lace panties to the register*

OL: I found these outside on the book table and didn't think they quite went there

Me: Oh! Uh. I'll just. Get rid of those then-

Me: *throws them away*

OL: *chuckles* I used to have a pair like that.

Me: O h.

OL: They were white and I left them in the drawer of a boy I liked ;)

Me: MHMM. *extremely awkward thumbs up*

[columboscreens]

[heart-bones]

guess who chickened out and didn't go to that club? me.

[cozylittleartblog]

nobody can stop me from chewing on concept art like a wild animal

[cutetanuki-chan]

nun meeting Margot Robbie went wrong

[existentialgaybirdnerd]

Soap: *covered in black lipstick kisses all over his face and neck and a stupid lovesick look on his face*

Price, behind the camera: "who did that to you?"

Price: *turns to Laswell, wearing bright red lipstick* "did you do that?"

Laswell: "nope"

Price: *turns to Ghost, whose mask is above his nose and his lips are stained black and heavily smeared*

Ghost: "then who did?"

Gaz: *throws an arm around Ghost to jump into frame, also with black stained lips that are heavily smeared* "yeah, who?"

[kedreeva]

I'm so sorry, I'm absolutely losing it. I went to my neighbor's today to find out what I would need to do to care for their puppy this weekend, and This Fucking Thing appeared ajgldfkjhfg she is a turkey hen. you know, the birds who quite famously look like this

with no feathers on their heads, or very little, mostly along the spine/top of the head... and this gal just rocks up with not only a LITTLE bit of feathering, but almost completely covered. Even her WATTLE had feathers.

I'mc rying

i said, what the hell is going on here? and they were like

her name's Fluffy

[arealtrashact]

You look lost...

[legayllyblonde]

drawing i made for a narumitsu fic i’ve been writing for the past couple months! it’s 29k words of phoenix tackling his hardest case yet: getting edgeworth to agree to a pet name. completely finished & uploaded, T-rating, established relationship… link’s here if you're interested, if not, enjoy the sillies!

for venturing under the cut, i reward thee with the title card & section break illustrations! my favorites are the origami family and the popcorn pigeon :P

and finally... tigerworth...

[yashley]

“Pop pop!”

[arttitude130]

both trying their best

based on interactions in +r, i drew these before aba was announced but just remembered they existed

[thaliasthunder]

IM SORRY HUH,,,,,,, DIOR ?????????????

[sidprescot]

- How exactly do I 'sharpen myself'? - Against the tyrant's throat, of course.

ORIN THE RED ▶ Baldur's Gate 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

[entamewitchlulu]

once i was in a creative writing class in college, and in a bit of humor i wrote the line:

"Um," I said, eloquently.

And my teacher was so adamant that I had to remove it because "um is not an eloquent word, so it makes no sense" and i was like my brother in christ it's called Irony

[cozylittleartblog]

i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳

prints here