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the pure vindication im feeling in the face of all the severance watchers who said that markhelly was "obviously" the end game, that gemma didn't matter--so many people who were (understandably honestly) ready to write off Gemma because she seemed like yet another East Asian woman who was treated as a silent, robotic figure by storytellers, whose exploitation doesnt have to matter to us because we'll never see her pov
the vindication
now let her kill everyone pls. it's been too many episodes since a woman last beat someone to death with her bare hands. im 99% certain this isnt how it works but i want every version of her to kill every version of her doctor. i will kill you at christmas. i will kill you in this dental chair. i will kill you on a plane and in a train and everywhere.
#severance#severance spoilers#severance season 2#gemma scout#gemma casey#and just tbc to even see this show in terms of shipping is ridiculous to me#to imagine ben stiller and dan erickson sitting together like oh meh gehh let's build this entire world to make our blorbos kiss#like... no...
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Sick of seeing adverts for P*ta and the B*rn Fr*e F*undation on Facebook. I'm literally a zoo volunteer, pet snake parent, and animal behaviour student. I'm in too deep, you guys can't get me back into the fold now!
#they'll post like a photo of a tiger in an enclosure where the paint is chipping off a little#and put it in black and white with a soft vignette on the edges#and the caption will be like...#vladimir has been in a barbarous prison for ten years... give us money to save him...#when irl tigers don't care if their enclosure needs a fresh lick of paint because they don't have a symbolic imagination like us#like... no...#vladimir is waiting for his keeper to do their rounds so he can get his football full of deer organs#he has central heating and dental care he's probably living better than you#there is a tiger who used to live at my local zoo#who injured himself sparring with his brother#in the wild he would've died an agonising death#but in captivity he had a revolutionary surgery to fix his leg#and he now lives in france where he has his own private waterfall
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Seeing someone pour water BEFORE putting the teabag in a cup did something to my soul...
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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
#also theres no one good place to learn this generally ive picked up yhe knowledge by asking questions#or reading through catalogues. paying attention to the words used to describe clothing styles i like
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like to charge, reblog to cast <3
#original<3#rb bait#reblog bait#us politics#elon musk#usa politics#usa#fbi this is a joke btw i just like to joke around i do not wish any harm on him
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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3
#i watch the stock price like a dog watching a squirrel#my jaws ache with the sheer and unholy desire to devour#<3 it's sitting around 235 last i checked <3 it was over 400 in december#<3 peace and love on planet earth#we should really all start a community bet on when we can get that number <140.#i think april 23.#<3 with ur help all things are possible :)
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
#only for like general annoyances of course not like#This Person Is Legitimately Bad#do i have to couch all my posts still you guys get it right
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phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic
#this doesnt look anything like my mom but thats probably for the best#but seriously she'll invite me over and then spend the entire time staring at facebook. girl what the hell
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Things worn down by people.
#interesting#interesting facts#discover#thats interesting#thats incredible#thats insane#like woah#woah#woah dude#woah :0#worn#worn down#whatthe#what the#what#what the hell#what the fuck#what the flip#what the heck#what the freak#woahhhh#woahg#but woah#woah woah woah#thats crazy#crazy
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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
#polls#gio talks#pokemon#btw i got dragon type and i look like a pig on my first roll.#im LITERALLY g.anondorf lmao#pokemon poll#hall of fame
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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
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Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today




I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 
#ryders rambles#LIKE idk man i think it’s really cool how we’re learning about each other Ill be back with the reverse once I found a post on it
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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.
Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.
#this isn't even commentary on how much i like those particular films (i have only actually ever watched the former)#i just feel like perhaps we are forgetting the ancient texts#it's also a painfully live-action heavy list which. i am willing to admit i've spent time in more animation-heavy corners than some#but at the same time -- no disney's atlantis?#i saw a gifset on my dash about one ms. helga sinclair TODAY
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