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aridatinas-art · 6 months ago

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something something ... Stanford "Why didn't Rudolf just kill the other reindeer?" Pines and Fiddleford "I create death-mechas when my feelings get hurt" McGucket

#i like to imagine that stan has to be the one to bring these two nerds back down to earth when things get too out of hand #like hes all for “light violence” but THOSE TWO tend to take it to the extreme and he aint into all that lmao #i also like to imagine that mabel would be just as deranged as ford and fidds #<- literally screams “DEATH” as Blendin's punishment after Globnar so i think it would be in character for her lmao #not that the kids would actually flat out murder someone #but they'd probs end up planning one in excrutiating detail #to the point where stan has to be like “okay this is getting TOO REAL guys.. ”#gravity falls #gravity falls au #relativity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket

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beemovieerotica · 2 years ago

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Hey... so there now appear to be AI-generated science articles on .org websites that are giving biologically incorrect "facts" on basic, for-children topics

The title is "Are There Freshwater Octopus Species?" which should be an incredibly straightforward thing to answer: No.

The article starts out decent:

"Despite their many fascinating features, there is no evidence to suggest that octopuses can survive in freshwater environments."

Cool. Okay. Next section.

"While most people associate octopuses with the ocean, there are some species that can survive in freshwater environments."

Wait. What?

"Freshwater octopuses belong to the genus Amphioctopus, which includes several species that are found in brackish water and estuaries. These cephalopods have adapted to life in freshwater environments and have been observed in rivers, streams, and even hydrothermal vents."

NO NO NO.

One species of freshwater octopus is Amphioctopus aegina...Another species, Amphioctopus marginatus...

THESE GUYS LIVE IN THE OCEAN. [Scrolls 2 more sections]

Freshwater octopuses are still a topic of debate among scientists. While some researchers claim that they do exist, others argue that there is not enough literature to support their existence.

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#science #it's so sus like I don't believe this was vetted by a real person #maybe the output was briefly skimmed by someone who was ESL and they just okayed it?#ai #this is extremely bad for kids

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egophiliac · 12 days ago

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HORSE

HOLY SHIT

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #HORSE #he looks like silver made a wish on a breyer horse model to bring it to life. i love him SO much.#he leaps through fire without a trace of fear! not a singed hair in his fancy little braid!#i got him on my second 10-pull!! so i got to experience the samson reveal in REAL TIME and it was glorious #though i'm still pouty that the club cards don't get stories >:(#i require three full episodes of silver taking better care of that horse than he does himself #he has ten different hoof picks and a three-hour mane and tail routine #an array of complementary accessories depending on the angle the light is sparkling off of his coat in the morning #sebek from halfway across the planet: MY HORSE IS STILL PRETTIER #can't wait for the eventual tempest reveal. i gotta see this extremely cool horse.

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cozylittleartblog · 11 months ago

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Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

#columbo #knight rider #art #michael knight #kitt #comic #highlight reel #crossover #telebeast #there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public #this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy #if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo #this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them #niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet #not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao #stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio #cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps #this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march #is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool #ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN #COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page #i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier #action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write #more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3 #there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty #i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes #the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔

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theelmoarchive · 5 months ago

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THE SUCKENING!!!!!!!

Can you tell who my favorite is

I love drawing these guys so much Emizel is slowly filling every sketchbook page i flip

#I can finally watch all of the suckening and thus i am. Obssessed.#Emizel weasel tucker my beloved hes so STRANGe hes so weirdo so stupid so awesome i hate him i love him so much #Shilo is a close second because hes shilo and i love him #Sorry Arthur hes also awesome im just. I really like the other two a lot like extremely #Jrwi #jrwi the suckening #Just roll with it #arthur bennett #shilo bathroy #emizel tucker #Jrwi fanart #Sometimes i think Emizel might be my favorite character full stop. Just of anything ever. Honestly #Im not even done with the suckening yet it's just.#Emizel #Hes everything to me.#Condifiction created real beauty #And its a little freak. It's a little gross little freak rat thing #And I love him ☹️😔

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teratomatica · 3 months ago

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you always land on all fours

#umineko #umineko spoilers #ikuko hachijo #ikukos turn for a more serious piece... the old man has reigned for too long #now. INCREDIBLY LONG INCOHERENT TAGS RANT INCOMING FAIR WARNING HAS BEEN GIVEN:#it makes me so so sad how little discussion there is about specifically ikuko because imho she fits so neatly into a lot of the more #overarching Big Themes of the game in a way that i have not ever really seen people take notice of or point out in a meaningful way #like even just off of the top of my head. the significance of names and what it means to go by a name that's Not Yours (she has like 4+)#what it Means to be a witch how it represents a person's deepest insecurities and flaws & how its at its core a coping mechanism #the fact that it takes two to create a universe and trying to do it on your own anyways has the capacity to bring you intense misery #^ (how she's shown to be extremely dismissive of her own work and skill until a collaborator comes into her life and helps/encourages her)#and even the family/patriarchy/misogyny stuff that is so prevalent in the rest of the game comes back around to her. even her Only Friend #(young&stupid atp to be fair) remarks that shes Weird for being unmarried + the little she does say about her past invites the question of #to what extent her self-image stems from her family deeming her a freak outcast & effectively disowning her while celebrating her brothers #and i have lot in my mind about the witch thing specifically because i think her particular situation is very reflective of what umineko's #entire magic system and fantasy facet as a whole is meant to represent for an individual. from what little we see of (what is presumably)#her Real personality she is shown to be deeply self conscious in a way that is JARRINGLY diametrically opposed to both 1.) what we see in #featherine and 2.) what we see when she is acting as a Public Figure. because both of the above are very much purposeful acts that she is #putting on in order to obfuscate her true self. and i have always been very resolute & adamant about not totally equating her to featherine #not only because im very firmly in the camp of “featherine is the avatar of the Pen Name & tohya is part of her too” but also very much b/c #i feel very strongly that the stark differences between the two are very centrally relevant to her character & her psyche. as is the case #with most other witches featherine's personality traits serve to reveal/magnify a lot of ikukos inner workings by playing on her #insecurities/reversing them e.g. ikuko being very quick to downplay her skill/achievements becomes featherine being the COMPLETE opposite #to the point where she barely registers even other witches as living beings rather than just fun touys. BUT even though i do champion the #ikuko/featherine separation so hard i ALSO think it is purposefully relevant that at first glance the line between them seems so blurry #her introduction implying a more nebulous separation between her reality/fantasy counterpart is i think is an intentional move on her part #like it is part of the front she is putting up when acting as the Author. as opposed to Ikuko the person who we (in a way ironically very #similar to the way that the Real Battler is presumably only shown during the boatscene) only very briefly get to see take up screentime #which even on a meta level lines up very well with her apparent underlying nature as a like. extremely private largely reserved/shy person #hit tag limit but if by some miracle anyone is still reading this thank you... please see ikuko with the love she deserves... ok ily byeee

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kensatou · 1 year ago

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you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :')#he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay...#also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger.........#geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

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squidthusiast · 10 months ago

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Tfw your beautiful girlfriend explains all the Alien movies’ plots to you before she goes to bed.

#based on real events with my partner #who was extremely grossed out by my extensive knowledge on the subject #I can’t wait to make her watch the movies (she agreed to)#Pearl feels like he’s so disconnected to fandom & pop culture #and Marina’s got awful autistic knowledge on niche subjects #anyways!#shitpost #pearlina #off the hook #marina ida #pearl houzuki #my art #sketch

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vaguely-concerned · 6 months ago

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I think it says almost everything you need to know about varric that his reaction to the blackwall reveal is like... 'oh thank GOD you're a child murderer. for a hot second there I thought you were something much much worse' '.......like what' 'boring to me personally'

#what's worse? child murder or having a nothingburger of a personality. varric certainly has an opinion and it is predictably unhinged #his value system. unparalleled. his perception of reality. perhaps a bit worrying #'real life is not like one of your stories child of the stone' 'why not' <3<3<3 live your truth varric throw a rook at him #trying to impose story structure on real life one group of disaster pansexuals at a time and some of it sticks. enough of it at least #dragon age #varric tethras #he has so many things wrong with him and some of them are also things that are extremely right with him. and I love him

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thefloatingstone · 8 months ago

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The older I get and the more terrible takes I see the more in favour I become of gatekeeping

#text post #Normies who so so so badly want to be part of a certain crowd to be quirky while being actually disgusted by that crowd's whole thing #People going “I want that old man” but the character is 30 because they can't imagine someone REALLY thirsting after an actual older man #“He's so caked up!” about a Genshin Impact character because when people say that they can't POSSIBLY mean being attracted to fat people #“This game is ableist” because the horror game with horror themes explores extremely dark concepts #and they want to like the popular horror because it's cool to like it but they can't fathom people ACTUALLY liking REAL dark content #“This game should have an easy mode” because the super hard game known for being hard is too hard for them #and they hate not being part of the fandom about the hard game that's known for being hard #“Ok hear me out” about the most milquetoast character because when people say “hear me out”#they can't POSSIBLY be ACTUALLY attracted to the really weird shit #and if they are any of these things they are sick and twisted and problematic and -ist and -phobic and perverts and degenerates #I'm done #Stop trying to be a freak for clout when at your core you're actually happier with generic crowdpleaser media #Stop moving into spaces not for you and then demanding they cater to you #And forcing out the real audience using morality and shame as your weapons of choice #I'm so fucking done #vent

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inkyrainstorms · 8 months ago

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based on the Billstill au by @jellynut! You guys should totally go check it out, it's so cool and angsty and somehow my monkey brain took that idea and made it Stan tormenting Bill forevermore. (This has spiraled rapidly not its own au of an au based on an earlier idea I had once) (might draw more of this au and that one who knows)

This has been going on for at least 15 hours straight, and Stan is having the time of his goddamn life watching Bill suffer

And then Bill gave Stan horrendous night terrors

And then Stan bought a giant bag of nachos and ground them up into crumbs and dumped them in the sea or some shit

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Bill, floating intangibly: You're a loser, Mac

Stan, looking up from his magazine: Yeah? And you're an interdimensional demon dumb enough to die in my head. You're the biggest idiot I know, and I know me

#They're so funny to me #Bill is trying so hard to break Stan and yeah the nightmares suck and stan is definitely scarred for life #But for the most part... to me at least #The Bill still au is about Stan repeatedly wrecking Bill's shit and tormenting him and having the time of his life #Bill is the real captive audience actually #They're stuck with Each Other <3 and they hate each other and it's so funny guys trust #Headcanon that Bills insults wouldn't work on stan and would actually improve his self esteem #Because Bill can't day anything Stan hasn't said about himself #And hearing this massive loser call him pathetic has to be so funny and also invalidate the negative self outlook #Like hell is he gonna agree with BILL of all people #Ford is extremely confused about Stan's sudden Nacho buying spree but then sees Stan throw them in the Sea while shouting profanities #Ofc he joins in #stanley pines #bill cipher #billstillau #I have too many thoughts about this sorry guys 😭😭#gravity falls #gravity falls au #sea grunks #stan pines #my art

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thekittyokat · 1 year ago

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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again #the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys #saw #well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand #know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows #your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn #thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down #something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness #the transformation of a man into a monster #and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption #sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this #do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore #it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating #fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn #i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him #until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else #well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God #where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium #anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus #maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man #i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed #if only he hadn't been weaponized first #god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already #but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there #rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts #ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly #cat chat

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gaylittlebillionaires · 4 months ago

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#this is a heritage post to me #the one like….. so extremely real #the terror #the terror amc #fitzier #francis crozier #james fitzjames #jared harris #tobias menzies

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somegrumpynerd · 1 year ago

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(Narrator voice) It was not how everyone felt

#UTDR #UTMV #Dream Sans #Swap Sans #Happy pride month!#Blue is a loving and extremely unreliable source #To be fair I hc almost all the skeletons as ace so this was going to happen no matter what #I do love the idea of Blue finding out later from his Alphys or somebody #Running to tell Dream and Ink like ''can you believe this???''#And at some point Dream mentions it to Nightmare like ''did you know some people want to do this? Like they feel it''#And Nightmare's entire gang is like ''wHAT?? that wasn't a bit?? D:''#Nightmare is nodding along like ''yes yes we all knew about it'' internally like oh no that was real??

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bixels · 3 months ago

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yeah i'm gonna be so real, this past week has been tough for drawing, and i've become more and more inactive on socials due to (gestures loosely at everything).

#personal #delete later #it's not good for motivation when everywhere you look there's some rage baiter or dumbass streamer talking about artists should #quit and pick up a real job cuz ai's gonna replace us. and i've been feeling extremely isolated from the general artist community because #everyone's becomes so fractured after twitter crashed out. hard to believe this all happened over the course of half a year but i genuinely #feel like i lost a big part of myself online.#not to mention i got essentially shadowbanned on twitter either for inactivity or shit talking the site. so my posts have no reach there no #but we stay drawing. ✍️ still working on the bg6 human designs

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babacontainsmultitudes · 1 month ago

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I'm gonna be so fr I actually did feel a little bad for the dollmaker what do you mean it looks like a caterpillar what do you mean it was trying to leave this world???

#Anyways goofy meme be upon ye #dndads #the peachyville horror #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #francis farnsworth #I know it's mostly just been memes and shitposts from me for the past while... Thank you for sticking around anyways heh #Some of you might not even realize that hasn't always been the case... You don't know about the vast essays...#I have to admit lately I've been *itching* to write some long-form genuine dndads meta like I used to do but it wouldn't be for this season #I do have S3 stuff I have meta thoughts about but most of it is pantheon-related and extremely scattered/disorganized so ehh #maybe at some point idk #stupidly I did get a real kick out of Will adding CosMc to the pantheon of The Powers That Be- I love stupid gods #also that one person's theory on Francis somehow being the Doodler still has a hold on my soul I fear...#Man I really really hope we get direct Doodler lore this season maybe that's asking a lot but I would lose my mind lmao #anyways anyways anyways

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