#lila is a bitch

[not-eli]

After seeing the new episodes, I'm really questioning Marinette's choice on friends. Like, they knew what a wonderful person she is but still voted for Lila, a drama queen girl who they knew only for some months and chose the brat girl as her friend. I don't know what they tought, but damn, Marinette really sucks on making friends. Even Alya voted for Lila, since there were no votes for Marinette at all.

Poor Marinette. She deserves better friends.

[sillysiluriforme]

enjoy some contextless AU lila while im busy. she, too, is Going Through It.

(thanks to hivemind memebers @clemnoir @needlebeetles @wisteriasymphony for their brain juices)

[jynjackets]

what cannot be said will be wept

[midnightlamia]

just finished the umbrella academy. rant & spoilers incoming:

let me get this shit straight: the hargreeves siblings didn’t ask for their powers or to be born. said birth and powers were forced on them when reginald hargreeves couldn’t just shut up and die with the rest of his planet/wife. then he flies down to earth, adopts them all, and some 30 years later, we find them running around, constantly trying to save the world from an apocalypse, only to eventually find out that the apocalypses are happening not because this random fucking alien unleashed sparkle dust on the galaxy and abused children that weren’t his in the name of his wife….but because the hargreeves were just born.

that’s it. the reason the cleanse happened is a) their punishment for being born and b) abigail felt bad for an experiment gone wrong and decided to make it the entire timeline’s problem. and the only way to stop it isn’t to figure out a way to stop reginald from unleashing the marigold/coming down to earth & allow all of the og 43 children to be born naturally, when they’re supposed to be, but to….erase the children that never asked to be born from existence while leaving a million loose ends, unanswered questions, and shitty character choices that don’t get developed or explained in any way.

this season was just…….it was definitely a season of a show, i’ll give it that. the pacing was all over the place, so much so to the point where, if anything, we needed four MORE episodes, not four less. i have so SO SOOO many questions. where tf is sloane? what about the other 35 kids with marigold in them? why didn’t we see five create the commission? does durango give superpowers the same way marigold does? why couldn’t ben just drink the marigold himself if he wanted his powers back??? WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT YOU JUST GO AFTER THE MAN WHO UNLEASHED THE OG MARIGOLD INSTEAD OF THE INNOCENT HUMANS WHO GOT STUCK WITH IT WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THAT?? YOU COULDVE DONE A WHOLE THING WHERE THE COMMISSION WAS ORIGINALLY DEDICATED TO FIXING REGINALD’S AFFECT ON THE TIMELINE OR LITERALLY ANYTHING—

literally just kill this last season with fire. burn it at the stake. i’m so pissed and so done. i’ve been watching this show since i was in fucking eighth grade, and i was so excited. i thought they were gonna do a whole thing where it could’ve been like “ben was always meant to die and now the universe is out of whack” or just SOMETHING other than what we got. steve blackman, i genuinely hope you have the worst fucking time for the rest of your life, you raggedy, smelly, conniving, ass-backwards bitch.

thank you and good night.

[cardigan-ns]

I present to you all ~ DRUMROLL 🥁

The infinite switchboard ⬆️

The commission switchboard ⬇️

(This is a continuation of if the subway is an early commission theory)

[cynocephal1]

Thinking about eyes disguised as Lila again

[stoneytruck]

POV: You're a William hater 😡😠😡 look at him, he's sad now.

[starryfox0]

so many villains, so many unlikable characters but there is none that i will despise so much like lila rossi. lila, go fuck yourself.

[xhanisai]

chlolila is like a god tier toxic yuri ship in ml and you're all cowards for not seeing my vison

[elnotwoods]

After years of starving they truly served us a plate of hot turd.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[whenthedeeppurplefalls]

Ok nvm I take back my politeness about that one reviewer. If ur reading this it’s on sight for the “fuck you” comment

[galaxyofstars]

"who's afraid of little old me" is perfect for aelin asheryver galathynius and two other secret characters i can't mention because i have not finished the series and live in perpetual fear of spoilers.

this is me pushing the limits of my self control. I'm desperate to talk about them and their series, but i unfortunately cannot without risking spoiling myself, which i am not willing to do. this vague mess is the best i can do to try and satisfy myself. criminal that ttpd came out before i finished the series im so close (but still far) and have so many takes i desperately want to share but can't.

i apologise to everyone who is a casualty in this battle im fighting with myself lmao.

edit: i apologise for forgetting our queen nesta archeron. she also lays claim to this banger of a song

[antaripirate]

I genuinely think if it weren’t such a dead give away to their identities, Kell and Lila would speak English/High Royal in public all the time, just so they could talk about people around them without being heard or understood.

‼️Also the fact that English is effectively their own little language on the ship that they only speak privately to each other makes me wanna cry like a baby!!! Like that is so fucking intimate that they do that🥹 I could write essays‼️

Anyway…Kell and Lila talking in English in a bar where no one else speaks it so that they can chat shit is so funny to me. Imo absolutely something they would do.

[asukiess]

YES WE HAVE CONVERTED YOU TO OUR CHLOLILA AGENDA! a happy win for sapphics everywhere

ajdjaksfkjhfaksd I've liked it for a while!! I think it's a fun ship.

and for anyone...... this doesn't mean I don't want her to learn and grow/this doesn't mean I don't want to "punish" her in an "abusive relationship" etc etc we are playing in a sandbox.

whatever. I love the concept. I like the idea of sapphic lila. I think you can go a lot of different ways with them. I think one could really expand the chlolila s5 stuff into more fun things. idk they're neat!!

[bardicious]

Lila/Five ALL the way. SO happy it's CANON. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I didn't know it was the ship I needed, but Im super pleased. 🥺❤️