#lime speaks

[limespeaks]

Ok yall hear me out

A borrower gets brave one night and decides they want a closer look at the human of the house. So they climb up onto their chest to get a good look at their face for a bit, then leave. It's addicting, the adrenaline rush, the sight of every miniscule detail in the human'a face.

So they return night after night, getting braver each time. One night, a while later, they even poke around at the human's mouth a little. The only thing the borrower didn't realize was that the human was awake for every single encounter, they just didn't let it show, letting the borrower do their thing. However, tired of their sleep being interrupted so frequently, the human decides to reveal that they're not, in fact, asleep and unaware. So they sit up, pick up the borrower, tell them that they both need to rest, and swallow them down.

Borrower is pretty freaked out but calms down eventually once they realize they're not going to get hurt, though they're still definitely nervous.

[kolektsiakomah]

hey you guys remember that moment @ heaven headquarters when muriel thought they were the lowest ranking angel but turns out that theres another spot even after them and she giggled and crowley bumped her shoulder in such a sweet way

[enormouslime]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the Last 10 people Who reblogged something from you. Lesarn to know your mutuals and followers. 🎠 But only if you want to, just have fun!

(>>daddy-ul)

Aw thank you!

1. Cats

2. Eurovision Song Contest

3. My friends

4. Winning in a video game

5. Having all the dishes done

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

[jackednephi]

Anyway I found a cake mix and had some scraps of things so I tried to make cupcakes. You can pinpoint the exact cupcake where I went "lol screw this my hand is broken"

Observe my hideous but tasty children. They've given me ideas for future endeavors and represent much needed calories

[mytheoristavenue]

*turns on lap in dark room* ya know what im here for 😈😈 may I request a 2012perv x clueless reader for Mikey and Raph please 🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️

Sure thing, this will be the Mikey version!

TMNT 2012 Perv!Michael Angelo x Clueless!Reader - Boo Boos

Summary: While out skating, Mikey scrapes up his knee and takes a guilty pleasure in being the subject of your care.

Warnings: Perv! Mikey, mention of injury, innuendo, language, sub!Mikey, praise kink

"Crap!" Mikey hissed dramatically, groaning while splayed out on the dirty cement floor of the defunct subway station. You gasped and scurried over to him, skidding on your knees to his side.

"Oh my gosh, Mikey, are you okay?" you fretted, hesitantly reaching out to touch the fresh red marks on his skin.

"Obviously not," he scoffed, finally sitting up. "I totally wipe out." He pouted for a moment before his eyes wandered over to his skateboard, divided in two, and laying scattered on the abandoned train tracks. "Shit, my board!" He cried, limping over to the edge of the sidewalk and looming over it. "It's snapped in half! Goddamnit!"

"Maybe we should just go home?" you suggested, trying to pry him away from the ground by his shoulder. "We should get you patched up or you might get dirt in your scrape."

He sighed unhappily, and rolled over onto his shell, head drooping over the cliff. "Yeah whatever, just grab my board, would ya?"

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After a short trek back to the lair, you tossed your now crippled friend onto the couch while you bustled around the living space. "Maybe Donnie can fix it," you cooed in an effort to lift his spirits. "I'll take it to him on the way to get the first aid kit." Mikey sat on the sofa, heavily pouting. This was so lame. When you came back, you had the aforementioned kit, a bottle of alcohol, a rag, and no skateboard. "Good news," you chirped, walking over. "Don said it'd be an easy fix and he should have time for it in a few days."

"A few days?!" he whined. "What am I supposed to do until then?"

You shrugged nervously. It seemed like nothing could make him happy. "You can borrow mine until then, sound good?"

"I guess..." he sighed, propping his chin on his fist. His annoyance was short lived, attention caught by by something shifting in his peripheral. Looking down, he found that you'd situated yourself between his legs, peering up at him with the prettiest smile. "What are you doing?" he asked, heat creeping into his cheeks.

"Fixing up your knee?" you giggled. "It would have been awkward if I sat beside you and had to lean over you." This wasn't much less awkward, he had to admit, but he didn't plan on asking you to move. Secretly, he rather enjoyed the sight of you sitting between his knees.

"Whatever, just make it quick." he scoffed, averting his gaze in order to hid his flushed face. He once again hissed as you dabbed an alcohol soaked cotton ball against his tender flesh. He made moves to try and escape you, but he couldn't bring himself to tear away from your dainty grasp on his ankle. "Fuck, (Y/N), that hurts!"

"I know it does," you soothed, stroking a thumb against his calf. "But you're taking it like a champ." Something about the double meaning of your words, paired with the innocence of your smile did him in. You could pour that entire bottle of chemical onto his wounds right now, and he'd let you with few complaints, as long as you praised him like that again.

"I-I am?" he sputtered, relaxing a bit under your touch. You nodded proudly, dabbing his knee again, this time with a clean, wet rag.

You sure are," you cooed, unwinding a roll of gauze between your hands. "Doing so good, Mikey." The terrapin shudder at the way his name sounded when it left your lips. "Now hold still so I can wrap it, we're almost done."

His breath hitched at the way your eyes batted up at him, looking so deliciously oblivious to how incredibly seductive your tone was. "Y-yes, Mommy."

Your eyes shot open at his comment, and your hands froze in mid air. Your gaze darted to his, shocked and a little unnerved. "What did you just say?"

Mikey's entire world was falling down around him. He couldn't have possibly just said that, could he? There was no way he'd be that stupid! Frantically he searched for some type of excuse, to gaslight you into thinking you'd misheard. "Uh," he stalled. "Sorry. Heh, get it?" You waited with cautious eyes for the punchline of his joke, only for it to be farther delayed by awkward silence. "Like the meme, ya know? 'Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.' Heh heh, it's funny!"

His hands trembled with humiliation as you eyed him like a rabbit would a dog, carefully packing the first aid kit and backing away. "That's...still pretty weird, Mike." As you set the kit on the kitchen island, you grabbed your bag, pretending to glance at your phone. "Uh, it's pretty late. I'm gonna head out..."

You couldn't leave the lair quick enough, and you made sure to grab your skateboard on the way out, no longer comfortable with letting him borrow it. He watched you leave, head hung in shame and the last few minutes playing on repeat in his mind before flailing back onto the couch to whine.

"Damnit!"

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[kinokoshoujoart]

30 days of Harvest Moon - day 16. mining / fight

LUMINA USED ROCK-ET LAUNCH!

honestly is it really a farming sim if it doesn’t have a girls gauntlet fight that activates at 4:44 AM in the mines through your doghouse where the girlies take turns trying to beat you to death by throwing their love interests at you 🤔

[medicinelarrie]

The thing that pisses me off the most about this Lime bike thing Harry has got going on right now?

Not the bikes

Not the stunts

Not even James Corden

Can he wear a fucking bicycle helmet?

[jplupine]

Okay real talk while I work on that Werewolf!Kakashi fic-

Would y'all be interested in a one-shot based off this Monster!Gaara art I drew a couple years ago? [Cropped to avoid censoring, and yes, the full art can be found on my other platforms<3]

Given the monster type, there'll likely be Primal Play elements and feral behavior. To probably no one's surprise LMAO And for the Hell of it, I'll make it xReader like the Werewolf!Kakashi one

[lumienn]

HELP???!

"I wanted it to be you" "I needed it to be you" "I'm really happy you're here rn" Sherlock is this your idea of a confession. tf. JUST KISS HIM ALREADY. or wait-

kill this bitch AND THEN kiss Liam. Over his corpse.

[limespeaks]

Is there a cr vore tag ..

[kolektsiakomah]

ive been playing undertale yellow ITS FUCKING WONDERFUL ¡¡¡¡ im stuck on martlet and her gauntlet i hate the gauntlet but omg shes such a fun lady . flowey is so chill hes my homie now ...... MO AND MARTLET SHOULD MEET

[rgbfall]

Man, this might be a hot take, but I feel like a lot of the time people in fandom use QPRs as a cop-out for actual shipping. Like they'll see an aromantic character and go "hm, I can't ship them with this other character, but it's ok it's they're QPPs instead!" and then treat it exactly the same as actual shipping

Like. if you give some depth to what you mean by QPR at least? Or like. Acknowledge that aromantic people can be I'm romantic relationships and alloromantic people can be on QPRs for once

[namelessbutters-doodles]

The first thing Velvet noticed was....

How angelic Paul's voice was when he sang, singing from a bench on a sunny day. His soft voice filling the air with wonderful sounds coming the things happening around them, she loves it when he sings and loves it more when she makes him sing.

She sometimes asks him to sing to her when in bed, to hear...

The angelic voice of the star prince lulling her to sleep, filling her dreams of his voice.

The second thing was, his eyes. The brown eyes were once filled nothing with sorrow and pain now filled with life and brightness when they are together.

The third thing was, his laughter. Cute laugh that radiates from him when he jokes around or when she makes him laugh. Thus, the little snort he does. tries to hide it sometimes but fails too.

The fourth was, how he was always lonely or didn't have anyone but himself. but when Velvet came, he wasn't anymore after that. in a way, he needed someone to save him and let him know how much he mattered. Plus to protect him.

The fifth was, how skinny and unhealthy Paul was before. The sunken in cheeks, unkempt hair, little rib showing. the way he had to use the money he always saved up to pay for his expensive apartment. all that was left of the money was usually nothing or not enough for food. Velvet would always bring desserts or food she try to make or would sometimes ''borrow'' some to feed him. he would always decline but would give in at the last second before she leaves.

The 6th was, how he didn't like to show his body when things getting hot between them. thinking he was degusting and how he was ugly, only taking his clothes off halfway not letting her see the other parts of him. but that all changed, when Velvet gave his body the love and appreciation it deserved. giving extra love in fact, letting him now how much it brings to see him naked under her or in front of her.

Kissing his skin, biting it, Nibbling it anything that helps. loving the fat on him, even gripping his belly.

It's a slow process, but it's one that makes him grateful for her.

The final one was,

Velvet realizing she truly loves him like no other.

_________

Litterally crying now wtf-

what does Paul first noticed about velvet?

we shall see soon~

[broromantic]

I kinda liked the line only version almost better, so here too

Reg version here

[musubiki]

😌 gotta love lime and his now signature black gloves LMAO it feels like such a recent addition but like so iconic already???

YES!!!!!!!!! m34th lime i feel was one of those things that eventually just clicks if you give it enough time..,....like sometimes you dont have to figure everything out about every single character right from the get-go, sometimes you just gotta give it (a lot) of time and one day what was meant for them finally clicks into place :')