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[tswift]

that post I made about taylor's jet usage on my main caused me to lose 25 followers and I received death threats anonymously and also people came into my inbox telling me that taylor uses gay people as props like you can't make this shit up 😭😭😭 people have never and will never ever be able to be normal about taylor swift

[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[toovirgins]

there’s a lot of bullshit lennon/mccartney quotes out there, misattributed by biases in biographers or straight-up fabrications. but there’s also “if i was a girl”. there’s also “if he had been a woman”. there’s also “is this a self-portrait?” there’s “in bed.” there’s “maybe that would’ve satisfied it”. there’s “nothing to worry about”, and “life begins at 40”, and “it’s only me.” there’s “the emperor of eternity”. “he chose me.” “i’m still in love with you”. there’s “i can always deny that it was ever written about him.” so who cares

[perryelornitorrinco]

You should like totally draw legend because I totally did not just request you to do it..... 🥺

What about Legend and Fable?! :·3

My brain is totally rotted with these two. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, THE ENERGY THEY GIVE- RAAAAHHHH! (This is my moment to spread Legend and Fable are twins propaganda muhehehehehe >:·3)

Wait I think this is the first time I post something with Fable, she’s the best, she’s just Legend with long blond hair, I love her smsmsm

Thank you anon for this ask, my brainrot is even stronger now >:D, hope you like the doodle!!!!!!💖💖💖

[nell0-0]

"Hi dad!" - Link, probably

FD is not amused with what's behind him

[toyouhellohowareyou]

Beloved, beautiful Seyph (Instagram) has done fanart for my LU fic Four and After

And I don't know if you've noticed, but it's ✨AMAZING✨

[laddertek]

desperation at the postal service

[mblue-art]

dooodle ft error bc it's my blog anniv 🎉

(may or may not be connected to this)

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Skyfire trying to convince Thundercracker to join the autobots using cute things (hes the cute thing)

(Referencing how this was cut from the g1 cartoon, which is a shame because that would have been hilarious )

[heartscrypt]

redraw of this one photo from the link click musical where lu guang holds his hand out for a high five and cheng xiaoshi puts his face in lg's outstretched hand. because its ACTUALLY been tormenting me for days IM SICK OF THEM!!! (+ bonus aftermath sketch bc i lied. i miss them)

[ref photo comparison under read more]

[bigfatbreak]

Well, shit. I've "been around" since the first Mystery Skulls but never bothered to watch even one of them, and I'm kinda hoping I don't gotta.

Eh. You said this one was just for you. Go bugnuts.

im outside your window with a high artillery sniper rifle and you have to watch all the videos ten thousand times and recite all the songs by heart before the night is through

[didoofcarthage]

Shall Rome stand under one man's awe? What, Rome? My ancestors did from the streets of Rome The Tarquin drive when he was called a king. "Speak, strike, redress!" Am I entreated To speak and strike? O Rome, I make thee promise, If the redress will follow, thou receivest Thy full petition at the hand of Brutus.

Brutus, in William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, II.i.55-61

[askthehedgehogs]

(Just found this blog and looking through all the asks) To Shadow, ur protective of Sonic, especially when it comes to "creeps like that damn bird"? That must be Jet, right? What happened?

Yes, Jet. He made an unwelcome advance on my husband years ago, and then felt the need to start a rumour that he and Sonic had been in a relationship.

Ughghggghghgh. Dude totally read the room wrong, kissed me one time, and now he thinks we were a thing… we were never a thing!!

[graynide]

Skeptic taking a selfie with and without his glasses. Why is he holding a camera and taking a selfie? uhh... STP RP twitter shenanigans! and it doubles as my @voice-of-the-sexyman skeptic propaganda why not

heres the reference I used to draw Skep in!

[rxttenfish]

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Monster Prom (Visual Novel) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Aaravi the Slayer/Miranda Vanderbilt, Bellanda Vanderbilt & Miranda Vanderbilt, Aaravi the Slayer & Bellanda Vanderbilt Characters: Aaravi the Slayer (Monster Prom), Miranda Vanderbilt, Bellanda Vanderbilt, Amanda Vanderbilt, Laudanda Vanderbilt, Valerie Oberlin Additional Tags: Cultural Differences, merfolk culture, Speculative Evolution, Worldbuilding, Meeting the Family, Horror, Abuse, Imperialism, Gore, More tags to be added as they come up, Fictional Holidays, Body Horror, Emetophobia, Biohorror, Culture Shock, Merkingdom Politics, Political Intrigue, Merkingdom lore, merfolk lore, These are two very different things, Established Relationship, Rarepair Chapter Summary: Miranda resumes life in the Merkingdom and Aaravi plays witness.

I wasn't able to do it when I first posted Caecilian, but this year I finally manage to update Caecilian on Miranda's birthday! For context, this particular chapter takes place on the date of March 13th (with a little bit of the night before), but considering the entire fic revolves around Miranda's birthday and the week surrounding it, I don't feel bad picking March 16th as Caecilian day.

That said, there's a whole lot of talking in this chapter, which is probably going to get even more common as time goes on.

[dunmeshistash]

Laios Revealed in Five Keywords

5 keywords section from the Adventurer's Bible, this is transcribed from the EHScans translation for more info you can check this post. My own notes will be at the end of the post.

1. Family

Laios' family consists of his father (the village chieftain), mother, and little sister Falin. A talented mage, from a young age Falin possessed a mysterious power that allowed her to hear the voices of the dead. Others found this ability creepy, and she found herself the target of persecution because of it. Since Laios' father chose to expel Falin from the village instead of protecting her, Laios' animosity toward him has led to them not meeting for over 10 years. His mother is mentally frail and prone to being bedridden; it seems that Laios is not on good terms with her either. Incidentally, the reason why Laios looks so tidy is because at one point he grew out his hair and beard, but Falin mentioned that he was starting to "look a lot like Dad"

2. Monster research

Due to his love of monsters, others recommended that Laios become a monster scholar. However, academia presented an insurmountable barrier to Laios, and he soon gave up on that path. From most to least interesting, the types of monsters he likes are: Dragons = Animals > Magical Beings > Plants > Insects > Undead > Spirits. There is a monster scholar Laios respects, but the person in question likes to spout ridiculous, groundless theories about monster, other scholars steer clear of them at academic conferences. However, Laios is rather fond of those crazy theories

3. Unexpected Talent

As he's copied the drawings of monsters in his Monster Field Guide countless times, Laios is very good at drawing monsters. However, he's terrible at drawing anything else. The (overstuffed) "Ultimate Monster" that Laios came up with is a hybrid of: rhinoceros, bull, bird (2 species), bat, snake, horse, boar, and tiger.

4. Military Deserter

Laios enlisted in the military after graduating from school; it was there that he learned his fundamental swordsmanship skills. However, the army's regulations didn't sit well with Laios, so he ran away. He joined a caravan that passed through town, as they let him ride along with no fare so long as he helped with odd jobs. Even after he arrived at the island, Laios earned his living expenses doing things such as helping to load and unload cargo at the harbor.

5. Ban on Romance

After seeing his dungeon party nearly fall apart after two members fell in love*, Chilchuck warned Laios that workplace romances should be forbidden. Though Laios met his fiancee once and thought she was cute, the engagement was broken off after he ran away from home. Apparently, the woman in question is now a mother of three. Incidentally, since Laios' current savings are only enough to purchase a single horse and several goats, trying to find a bride would likely be a difficult task for him.

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*I believe this was translated this way before the extra that explains the situation came out, the official translation translates it as "In the past, developing intimacy within the party led to a crisis that nearly broke it up." which I don't know if describes it better? Here's the original text "過去に仲間といい仲になりかけて 、パーティーが解散の危機に見舞わ れたため" as far as I can tell (considering context) it's something like "due to him getting too close to a companion the party nearly fell apart" but I can't really tell.

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