#listen. listen. LISTEN

[kayvsworld]

the problem is i do genuinely think that any avengers team movie would be instantly improved by someone drinking from an iron man mug. possibly any of their solo movies too. even if tony is drinking from the iron man mug

[preciouslittletoonette]

*steps up to a microphone*

The Titan is a Dilf

*peaces out*

[boatemboys]

hmm. wolf joel who docked his own tail so people can't see it wagging or tucking between his legs etc

[hirokiyuu]

ilsten. listen. listen. listen. sometimes a guy is a liar and a fake bitch and a prince and a killer all at once and you just. you just. you just loveh im ok idk what else i was supposed to do. sometimes you play thru the engine room three different times so all your friends can see it bc for some reason no one is around when you do it the first time and hten no one is ever around when the others are os u do just do it multiple times nad osmeitmes. sometimes that does something to you. sometimes it just happens. listen

[zaritarazi]

what am i supposed to do when reality itself is apart at the seams and my boyfriend is a cool hawk-monster and like the size of a small house. NOT fuck him? in this economy?????

[chilewithcarnage]

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[xzyumi]

tang dynasty miku

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[unluckyprime]

four trans people walk into a movie theater …

[crimeboys]

god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real

[killingmyselfbutnotdying]

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[undercovercannibal]

I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives