#literally the shittiest of posts

[adankrivervalleynearyou]

stranger things as unhinged things I have said on character AI

(because I discovered it a week ago and have not known a moment's peace since then.)

[kev-smell-my-fart]

woe.. the(odore) noises are plentiful!!!

[boygirlctommy]

i miss my ocs <- literally the guy making the story

[ghost-proofbaby]

i just imagined the most cursed/dumb experience you could have with eddie and now i need to put you all through it with me.

imagine getting insanely high with eddie and playing around with one of those stress balls with the netting. like the kind that change color when you squeeze it. and you're just squishing it, fiddling mindlessly, before suddenly looking up at eddie with the worst possible idea.

"eddie... do you think they...?"

and him being so wide-eyed, immediately catching on, "absolutely not."

but then, you're both high, and you're both prone to having the dumbest fucking ideas possible, so when eddie catches sight of your fishnets peeking out of the drawer across the room, he can't help himself from saying the dumbest possible thing to ever come out of his mouth.

"but wanna find out?"

the night ends with the two of you in the ER, and eddie deciding it doesn't matter how much he likes you in fishnets, the two of you will never have another pair in the household again.

please don't take this serious i'm going to cry from how fucking stupid this is

[cloudysarts]

wow look at these 2 random human men. i wonder if this moment will be paralleled in their afterlives

~i dont support vivziepop or her shows + this art/redesign is from my rewrite~

[twstchaos]

How Twst events be

[gay-baby-brig]

I know it's only ableist normie neurotypical assholes coming in here going "I can't believe your favorite hyperfixation died and you're upset that so cringe, you don't deserve respect" because if other neurodivergent people came into actual fandom spaces with their art prints and shaker keychains and tattoos of their own hyperfixation characters and were absolutely infuriated that not only do people have other viewpoints and tastes as them but that they don't deserve to express them, and then proceed to invalidate tf out of them, maybe you're not covered under the tolerance contract. Maybe we don't want you in neurodivergent spaces until you stop acting like a skinwalker.

Nds shitting on other nds when the world already shits on us is literally the most fucked up thing. Hope you never have nd kids, guys. Something will definitely get lost in translation. And if you're offended by this personally, lol. Then yeah it was targeted directly at you cuz you definitely don't get it. Cool people do.

[warcats-cat]

Ok y'all. I'm mad.

See, Youtooz teased the mini plushies a while ago, and I've been super excited. But then, I realized they would probably be sold as blind boxes, which is annoying, but whatever. I figured I could buy a few and then find other fanders to trade with.

And THEN, I see the preorder page, and I see this shit.

$29.99 USD. For ONE 6 inch plushie, that you don't even get to pick. Anyone remember how much the original 9 inch plushies cost? Because I do!

What kind of ass backwards entitled bullshit is this?????? They really want to charge us almost $30 USD for MINIATURE plushies THAT WE DON'T EVEN GET TO PICK?????? AND THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO OFFER A "DISCOUNT" IF YOU BUY THE FULL SET OF FIVE FOR $100 USD.

And look, I don't know or care if this is directly Thomas's fault. Maybe it's just Youtooz being a shitty greedy company. I remember the FNAF Sun and Moon plushies were $30 each. But those also had magnets in them, so you could pin them to your shoulders/bags/whatever and show them off; so I figured that's what caused the higher price tag.

It just astounds me that a creator like Thomas who claims to be so fan focused would agree to so much of a rip off. I really really hope for his sake and the sake of us as a fandom that this decision wasn't his, because it's gonna reflect really badly if it was.

[eclown]

are these your ghouls ma'am.

ghouls implying its normal and fine to say "kill yourself" to people and implying youd send this shit to a minor? or that youd have to be a teenager to even get upset at someone telling other people to kill themselves? how do people on tumblr still think you were banned for nothing

[t4tdanvis]

every time i meet a laurance stan theres like a 15% chance theyll like gene, 25% chance theyll just go "eh ok", and a 60% chance theyll go "hey u really like this character right? and u dont want people hating on ur comfort character right to ur face right? here have a 20 paragraph essay i typed up on how much i hate him, including details like how i portray him as an abuser and a rapist! u dont need to thank me :)"

[huggingtentacles]

Dumb fuck anime idea:

The main character is a lesbian masochist. She goes out with a girl who reveals to be a witch. While they're going at it, the girl asks the witch to punish her with the most harsh thing she could think of. The witch takes it literally and casts a spell on the lesbian so she is now invulnerable and can't be harmed at all.

The girl goes on an epic quest, fighting and defeating the greatest evils in search of someone strong enough to make her feel that pleasurable pain again.

[senalishia]

it's not self explanatory! some people are autistic????

[discluded]

Why do I feel like Apo might have gone to Kalasin? When he mentions that Mile was reminiscing recently on a trip....that sounds like a trip back home. Though of course it could have been anywhere.

No need for conspiracy, anon! Most likely he was referring to the BOC work trip to Phuket. They've been pretty busy with work, and Mile got covid which took out half of September... if there was a time they were going to go, it would have been then (stay healthy Mile 🙏). Before it was formally announced they'd do the Vogue Gala, they had nothing on their schedule between Sept 11 (KPWT send off) and Sept 26 (D7 fan meet). Of course they're also rehearsing/practicing skills for the 2023 film but I'd imagine Mile would have wanted to go home to spend time with family before he had such a busy October...

I think someone connected the dots that Mile posted this at the Vogue photoshoot (this was the day after this infamy lmfao). I don't think they did the interview on the same date, but Apo talking about the one year anniversary of KPTS is likely related to the release of the Hidden Message trailer / "Mafia Never Die" which were both posted on August 29 on the BOC YouTube channel. The trip they went on in early/mid August was to Phuket. So that tracks!

Considering fans were trending #KalasinPlazaxMileApo, I'm sure we'll hear about it when Apo goes to Kalasin. Mile will definitely want to roll out the red carpet for him... after all, Mile is the Prince of Kalasin (I can't believe that's real... You really gonna make MileApo into my Harry and Megan, huh, Mile....)

[laugtherhyena]

Instagram really be making me wanna stop posting there all together with every single new update huh

[art-of-mathematics]

Brotklumpenuschi - now in slow: Brot-klumpen-uschi - aka: Bread nugget Uschi [Uschi is a silly name.]

Please don't ask me what my brain has produced here. It's mental flatulence. It's a product of the mental manure automaton of my brain.

[skinnymeanfaggot]

not surprised but also this is DEBILITATING