#little bit of shitposting

[goatbeard-goatbeard]

It’s so funny how Crowley is constantly saying “nothing to do with me! The humans thought of that themselves!” about various human atrocities. Oh no, that’s terrible, who gave humans the idea to think for themselves? We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.

[missjashin]

I’ve seen few fics hinting about Claudia and Wayne being a thing and I’m not against that at all, it’s kinda cute and all but what actually is selling that one for me is how goddamn hilarious it would be. I mean…

There’s Claudia Henderson. Dustin’s actual mom. And then there’s Steve Harrington. Dustin’s side mom. And then there’s the Munsons. Dustin with wavering voice asking “Did you fuck my mom?” And Eddie and Wayne just looking at each other like “is he talking to me or you? Because the answer is yes”

[greghatecrimes]

this is how it went in canon, right?

[skitskatdacat63]

The casual affection, I'm going to throw up

[redonionlover]

i am allergic to drawing stuff that isn't stupid

[andtheyreonfire]

biblically accurate shuake textposts. or something

bonus:

[taogura]

as many others i also cannot help but be weak towards the thought of neuvillette developing more “beast-like” (dragon-like) traits with the return of his primordial powers. he’s still the firm, gentle, righteous iudex his country has known him for these past 400 years, but people close to him notice some subtle changes — it has gotten easier to notice an irked expression, or how his fingers curl around his cane a bit tighter during a particularly hard trial, or the fact that sometimes when it rains, it pours.

he seems to be especially invested with matters concerning furina. it started right during his meeting with focalors, when she sacrificed herself right in front of his helpless eyes. and what remains, what has always been by his side— furina, is human. mortal. fragile in a way he never expected her to be. so it doesn’t come as a surprise when he gets spotted quite a few times near her apartment, or in her company, drinking some tea (water for him) and eating expensive cakes he knows she adores. and if his hand starts itching when it’s close enough for her to touch it, or if his heart squeezes inside of his chest when he can finally hear her laugh again, or if he learns how anger tastes in his mouth when he hears ignorant citizens bash the former hydro archon… then it should just be a normal display of his renewed powers, shouldn’t it?

[soullessjack]

a collection or mood-board of sorts

[camgoloud]

“average ninth house child has over five thousand bones” factoid actually just combination statistical error and misunderstanding of ninth house law. the average ninth house child has 250 bones. the approximately ten thousand exoskeletal bones on the person of the reverend daughter harrowhark nonagesimus at any given moment belong legally to the house in common, not to her specifically, and should not have been counted in this data set. why was this error enough to drag the reported average for all ninth house children so far above its actual value? well,

[hello-that-happened]

Magic Mushrooms: The Taste You Can See!

Tumblr Tuesday: Friendly Fungus

okay so the devs are off the shits stuffing shrooms into their faceholes rn and said y'all should try it LMFAO

EVERYTHIING IS RAINBOWS

[honeysparklesmash]

Hello everyone!

it's so unusual to draw myself not like a small dotted-eyed thing...

[hazel-callahans]

i need to know more about hazel callahan immediately. you don't get it guys. i'm obsessed with her in a way that is mentally deteriorating and i can't bring myself to care.

what the FUCK is the national meat association, and how did she begin volunteering there? was she actually with her uncle???

bombs. how did she start? when did it start? hey, maybe even: WHY did she start?

hazel is proficient in: note-taking and group communication. has she ever considered playing dungeons and dragons? specifically with me, preferably one-on-one, maybe even over a candle-lit dinner and wine?

where does she shop for her clothes? because part of the reason i'm fixated is because i need her closet and i need to be her.

i need to know everything about her, and i need her to know that there's a bunch of gay girls out here that faint when she's onscreen. i hope she's happy, and i hope people reply to her emails, and i hope she's kissing a girl right now. and i wish it was me.

[cashmere-caveman]

ned little voted most likey to get dealt a big losing hand 1845-48 (more terror text post memes)

[oneday-yourside]

Made both of these on my phone with my finger

[mostlikelytofangirl]

Yes, I love Jin Guangyao. Yes, I also love Nie Mingjue. We exist

And we want them to fuck

[random-friendly-1ntrovert]

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