#little kids are great sometimes

[narwhal-butterfly]

My litte brother's reaction to Nimona has restored my faith in humanity

He said "why is killing monsters a good thing? Being a monster doesn't make you bad, if I had 12 arms I wouldn't be a bad person, I would just have 12 arms"

And like he's 9 and he doesn't get the trans/queer metaphor but the fact that he saw that, that he saw that the 'monster' wasn't the bad guy (he also said "Everyone hates her, that's sad", and "Really they had to take his arm, his god dang arm?", and "Do you think he wanted to kill the queen?", and "Aww I think they're dating"(Ballister and Ambrosius) "Awww"(after I told they are), and "are they married now?"(Ballister and Ambrosius)[he thinks they are])

So even if all of the previous generations have gone and fucked everything up, I know the next one is not gonna and even if they do, I know at least one person will be trying to stop them from fucking it up too bad

[journey-to-the-attic]

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lord help me i don't know how to arrange these pictures in post

[fruit-colored-ninja]

I think it’s so funny how many ninjago show fics (both au and canon compliant) have kai going through an ‘I hate this kid so fukcing much he ruins everything he SUCKS’ phase about lloyd at first and then movie fics are almost always like. Hello I’m Kai this is lloyd I met him five minutes ago and if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in the room and then myself and if you say a SINGLE bad thing about him because of his father I’ll kill you too

[ohitslen]

College (uni??) AU catering to my own interests as it should always be hehe :)

[acoraxia]

I think people misunderstood my macaque post

Ah well you win some you lose some

[mars-ipan]

i do miss being a little kid and creating the most vividly fucked up stories with my toys that i could

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Forwarding my 'Medic has Fucked Every Member of the Team' Propaganda

Consider.

I feel like every team member has had a Medic Experience (TM)

How it happened? Idk. Prostate check up gone wrong (right!), throat check up gone sexual (Ah just let me test your gag reflex here), he caressed my organs one thing led to another, etc, etc

Either way it was a good experience that for sure caused some revelations from "Wow I am kinkier than I thought!", to "Damn I didn't even think to try that! (Didnt think the human body could do that??)' Medic rly is a freak.

And given that at least everyone has gone in for a "check up" (some more than once) it's kinda just an unspoken thing.

Until Heavy and Medic start dating ('officially' anyway. Let's be real they were always married) and now everyone now has to subconsciously grapple with the awkwardness. Like. Does he know? Should they say anything? How do you even say "Hey your husband rawed me good and probs everyone else too." Let alone to a man who could rip off your limbs.

So it remained an open secret.

Until one day someone (you can decide who the sacrificial lamb is) is going in for a check-up (Heavys in the room just reading in the corner) and it's clear that Ludo (hoe that he is) is trying to turn it into one of those "check-ups" and oh my lawd Heavy is RIGHT THERE WHATAREYOUDOING- and he's coming over and- Oh. Oh okay.

Yeah so turns out Heavys into it and Medic Experiences(TM) becomes HeavyMedic Experiences (TM).

Sorry for writing so much, hoping you've been indoctrinated into my HeavyMedic swingers cult (half convinced they're all poly anyway)

Anon I need a Medic Experience(tm) to happen to me so Fucking badly ohhhh my God

[hogans-heroes]

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[maddy-ferguson]

This might be an odd complaint but I really don’t like how people act like Byler endgame would just excuse every other shitty thing that’s been done to everyone but conveniently attractive presumably straight white men in this show writing-wise. I’d be more than happy to have Byler be endgame and I expect it, but the amount of racism that’s been brushed off is ridiculous in and outside of the show. The weird St*ncy moments this season, the fact that she doesn’t get a storyline related to her trauma. Even season three was incredibly white of them. Joyce not getting hardly any scenes with Jonathan and Will these recent seasons. All of it and more—it won’t suddenly go away and make everyone on that writing team geniuses. And this isn’t to sound ungrateful or anything, but it really is disappointing sometimes. They exceed tremendously at some points such as the Upside Down lore but as for other aspects…

not an odd complaint at all! the only thing byler endgame makes okay is the fact that they didn't use will's feelings to fix a straight couple. there's so many other things they got wrong, and a lot of it has to do with the fact that the people writing the show are white men. and white women. white people

NOTHING they do could ever make what they did to lucas right. having their one black character go against the little white girl in season 1 which resulted in people being racist to caleb irl, having billy literally get physical with lucas and say he's gonna kill him and then saying in an interview that they "think" that billy was racist like they didn't write it themselves, the fact that it's literally never brought up again...lol. i know stranger things isn't a "this thing that happened was wrong. let's talk about it and try to make it better :)" type of show but still. it's crazy. also this regarding erica in season four

and you don't even have to dig that deep to find things that byler endgame won't fix: like you said, stncy being pushed on us and on nancy again in season 4? 98% sure it won't be endgame but like. why did you have to put us through that. WHY. and yeah lol, remember when they brought nancy back to that pool at the end of volume 1 like they remembered she was traumatized by the death of her best friend and then...nothing happened? idk, it's just so weird

also, the byers being sidelined? for will i guess you can rationalize it and come up with great and convincing meta reasons as to why his character was sidelined in seasons 3 and 4 (which, yeah, fascinating, i will still hate it ten years from now, no matter how important to season 5 will is), but what about jonathan? what about joyce? how does one justify the fact that winona went from being the reason 75% of people older than 15 started watching the show to having less screentime than fucking jason in season 4? it is annoying when people act like byler endgame will make everything right and will make stranger things a perfect show because it really won't

[artinandwritin]

does niv like fanghook & lavender???????

!!!!! Niv loves them!!!! He had to get used to them when returning to New Berk, ofc, but he had to get used to all dragons, so it technically doesn't count. He hadn't seen a dragon before so meeting his first one was quite the shock (and gave him the fright of his life)

Niv is closest with Lavender, but Fanghook has a special place in his heart, being named after him and all. And besides, Fanghook was there when Nivvie was born so Fanghook will forever see the kid as that teensy tiny little thing sleeping in his best friend’s arms <333

Lavender is more protective of Niv, sort of acting like a stern aunt and keeping him in check. Sometimes, she picks him up by his scruff so he cant run away from her. Still, Niv really adores it and he always loves flying with Lavender and his mom (whenever busy mama Siri has some time). He also loves looking after Lavender's hatchlings and helps take care of them in his spare time!

Fanghook is a bit like an oversized playmate to Niv! Niv actually learned dragon riding on Fanghook (with a lot of coaching from Gustav seeing as dragon riding didn't come natural to Niv) and while the boy was terrified, Fanghook did try to be as gentle as possible and was just really happy to have Nivvie on his back!! Little baby gets to fly too!! After that, Fanghook and Nivvie got along great!!

Theyre very wholesome to me and i love these silly goobers so deeply <333

[calenhads]

TLOU OC | THE BLACK DOG OF BOSTON

sometimes the short end of the stick is the sharpest sometimes the only road to take is the darkest sometimes all you gotta say is “daddy, make it go away” sometimes the only way out is as a carcass

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[princealberich]

HrrrRRm (minecraft villager noise)

[im-smart-i-swear]

Ok so Buddy works in space McDonalds right? Does that mean others have a job somewhere as well?

ill admit that in the comic i used space mcdonalds mostly for comedic effect........ i mean they propably worked at a space fast food restaurant at some point, but it definetely wasnt their only job!

okay so after eeneks unexpected family reunion the clones, eenek and zora all decide to stay on znahors ship for the time being(it gets a little cramped but its bearable), and they just kinda start going from place to place after that?? before picking them all up znahor already was doing essentialy that, anyway- he traveled from planet to planet, occasionally helping the locals and then fucking off elsewhere. so thats what they do! they jump from one star system to the next, never staying anywhere for long, trying to not bring any unwanted attention to themselves, and they get by mostly by doing random odd jobs(some more legal than others..) and stuff.

they all(ecept for taka bc hes like 10) get their fair share of shitty jobs, but they dont really have a choice, do they? the war is over, sure, but obviously such a long conflict leaves an impact on the world. the chaos is on one hand a blessing, bc an odd bunch like three galrans and a gaggle of humans dont bring much attention in a sea of refugees, but it also means that sometimes things get messy, and making ends meet is difficult.

out of the clones, buddy has the most experience and knowledge about how alien worlds function, so they often end up with jobs that require communication and frequent interaction with other people- basically what im trying to say is that they work customer service. a lot. they survive it by remembering how infiuriating diplomacy was and telling themselves that hey! at least them fucking something up wont put the fate of the universe into jeopardy this time!! stickbug often works alongside them, but he hates interacting with customers even more that buddy does and tries to avoid this kind of job as much as he can(my man spent too much time trying to please everyone in his childhood and is OVER IT). i mean all of them get a customer service job from time to time but bud is the one whos least terrible at it

im not sure if the others have any preferred jobs tbh, but the idea of soup trying competetive fighting at some point would be interesting to explore i think........

[bunnie-bits]

i wanna kis (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) it's almost midnight ladies u know what that means .. (yearning hours)

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

There always seems to be one kid who just screams like a tornado siren, all day long, at any given opportunity. Like, kid, I love you, you are precious and deserve all the happiness in the world; but please for the love of god shut up. There are people trying to learn here and you’re not helping them or yourself.

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