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[kame56u]

happy birthday izou!

[whoishotteranimepolls]

Fandom observation nicknames and funny tags: Part One Piece

Okay, one piece fandom it's your turn and I'm going to highlight your creativity. Again this is not meant to shame or call anyone out. I am genuinely impressed with the creativity and you guys made me laugh. So again in my opinion these were too good just to be lost in the tags or in the anonymous messages, several you sent me. So expand post at your own risk. This one is unhinged

* updated as of April 6th with more tags and new characters

I have mentioned this before, but for some reason that is beyond me. One Piece fandom you guys refer to your characters as daddy and mommy (And it's in a kinky way) way more than any fandom. I think I should just start with the list of characters that have been labeled as such before I go into the creative names for individual characters. Because trust me who makes the list and who doesn't is actually funny.

One piece Daddy's: Shanks, Mihawk, Buggy, Sir Crocodile, Benn Beckman, Killer, Sanji, Rayleigh, Roger, Doflamingo, Rosinante/Corazon, Katakuri, Ivankov, Arlong, Yamato, Marco, Izou, Smoker, Garp, Sengoku, Zeff, Kuzan/Aokiji, Kizaru, Fujitora & Akainu

When it comes to the One piece Mommy's: Nico Robin, Boa Hancock, Charlotte Smoothie, Charlotte Galette, Charlotte Amande, Vice admiral doll, Ivankov & Crocodile

Now due to popular demand the new category the One Piece Babygirls: Ace, Buggy, Sanji, Luffy, Sabo, Zoro, Ussop, Marco, Crocodile, Doflamingo, Kid, Law, Bepo, Killer, Mihawk, Shanks, Perona, Yamato, Kuzan/Aokiji, Kizaru, Fujitora, Rosinante/Corazon, Katakuri, Smoker, Robin, Nami, Vivi, Jinbe, Hatchan, Roger, Zeff

Now when it comes to individual characters there have been some interesting standouts but I'm just going to do some highlights because you guys have so many characters

Ace: "Depressed sunshine orphan boy with daddy issues", "ace has that grungy line cook riz you know he lays legendary pipe", " he got goofy older brother swag", "Beautiful butch dyke wife", "Ace my greasy fire narcoleptic king", "The narcoleptic babygirl", the greasy crusty desert rat. "He would be worth the burn risk", "my favorite fire donut"

Arlong: "Y'all are too afraid to recognize the truth too afraid of his drip, his swagger, his saw nose, to admit that he's hot also live action arlong?!?!the only sexy fishmen," "arlong looks like a toxic florida frat bro," "I legitimately think there's something wrong with me sometimes due to how bad I want arlong the rancid personality enhances the appeal,"

Akainu: "The world's next top authoritarian," magma Daddy, "He makes donuts and I still love him"

Ben Beckman: Dilf, "retirement blorbo", "Benn Beckman is a religious experience", "to me? beckman is the character with the most sex appeal ever. raw sex appeal. I would [redacted] if I met this man. just sayin", "He can ruin my life any day of the week", "Also lest we forget pre TS Beck a++ quality right there I just want someone smart who will also hit a guy with a gun is that so much to ask for", "This p**** wants what she wants and its always going to be Benn “back breaker" Beckman", husband material, "men are like wine in order to get a good vintage you want the one that's aged", he had that sexy blind and reckless loyalty about him", "Beckman is a fine aged vintage of wine as men should be", "DEAR GOD the things I WOULD DO to that man LIKE [redacted] and [redacted] because [redacted] and [redacted]", "idk how to explain it but he's so wife"

Buggy: Assigned clown at birth, walking disaster, "my pathetic sniveling wet clown", my Beloved, "he has blue hair and pronouns", Failboy, "the skrunkly clown", "my clown wife", "he has that fail boy cringe", "buggy has the stronger levels of foolishness and fumbling his way to success", "the cringefail clown extraordinaire buggy", "he is silly and pathetic like a bisexual divorced dad",

Crocodile: desert daddy, Babygirl, "He's like if tony soprano was trans", crocodaddy, crocomommy, Big titty mob boss, He's 8ft tall and I would let he ruin me,"Mr. Sandman", "the human sandcastle," "literally has sand in his britches", "son of a beach", "World's Most Expensive Sand Sculpture", "he's got 99 problems and his hook is one of them", "casino blorbo", "I would subject myself to sandburn any day for THE SIR FUCKING CROCODILE Anakin Skywalker don't go here because I WOULD love sand if it was like 8 feet tall and had a voice like that absolutely rabid he could stick his sand in so many places and I'd thank him crocodile is one of those guys i wanted to hate so bad and then went actually no i want this guy carnally Crocodile has some weird rizz goin on and i need to climb that sandcastle", "I'm so sorry but I need to eat crocodile's pussy", "With Sir Crocodile you can have Sex on the Beach. Literally. Plus he owns a casino so you could probably sip on the cocktail version too...while getting some cocktail.", "mafia vibes and style", "crocodile's got style. class. you will be wined and dined in the most exquisite way you can imagine", "He's got DADDY vibes", " One handsome mafia boss",

Dragon: "the revolutionary scrungle dragon",

Doflamingo: "Dofy's got some wierd (potentially fun) energy but he would NOT treat you well he'd be awful", "The psychopathic pimp on a shoestring budget. Seriously dude, San Diego Zoo called and they want their flamingos back. That coat is so last season.", "fashion travesty", "Doflamingo dresses like an eye test and will probably steal your credit card by the end of the night not because he needs the money. because he finds it hilarious", "Mingo is just a spoiled frat fuckboy who's too full of himself to be interested in anyone/anything else", "a balding white man", "evil florida man my beloved they dont understand you",

Fujitora: "fujitora yes plz that like calm collected way he fights makes me KNOW hed take care of his partner real good", "have you seen how he slurps his noodles? I just know he could eat me out in ways I could never imagine"

Eustass Kid: Pirate punk, "He's a sopping wet loser", "a man wearing eyeliner and nailpolish is by definition hotter", "my scrungy little fuck", he would also probably give me an STD and it would still be worth it

Franky: " Three words light up nipples"

Jinbe: "I wanna suck on the webbing between his fingers", does anyone else contemplate how soft Jinbe's tits are to lie on or is that just me?

Killer: "big tiddy murder boyfriend",

Marco: Bird daddy "Mr. Dr. Emotionally-Stable Scrungles", "surfer hippy electric blue glasses wing flapper", "DR. MMMMM", Fineapple

Luffy: "l am in the minority here I need luffy's gomu gomu no [REDACTED]"

Mihawk: The Vampire Pirate, Goth Dad, the sword father, Pirate Dracula, the big titty goth husband, "I think mihawk would treat you right. i want mihawk to treat me right", "I love his gay wine uncle energy", "I appreciate that he dresses Like That everywhere extra ass bitch", "hot vampire cowboy pirate", Morticia Addams, "Mihawk oozes 'step on me' energy",

Robin: "she has irresistible weird girl rizz", "big tiddy archaeologist gf"

Rosinante: "my insane clumsy tall dilf", "wife material", "he has cringefail dad swag", "rosi is everything to me actually. I would climb that tall clumsy king like a tree", "the klutzy mime", "he has that pathetic depressed clown vibe thats irresistible", "He's the epiome of strong but silent, he's the asshole with a heart of gold, he has everything", rosinante is hot tho and his clumsiness somehow enhances it", "I've said it before and I'll say it again I WOULD climb that clumsy king like a tall tree want to kiss him until his silly jester makeup is all over me too", "I am loyal to the guy who actively sets himself on fire",

Sanji: fail wife, Cooking Daddy, "I NEED sanji to f*** me to tuesday and make me dinner before and breakfast after", "The man will feed you the best meal you've ever had and genuinely compliment something about you", "His fighting style is 'kick the problem until it goes away' and he chugs Love Women Juice", "he can cook and fight and he's damn fine while doing both"

Shanks: Margaritaville Himbo, "Dilflicious", "the deadbeat malewife wifi user", "I am a whole lesbian but if there were a butch girl version of these men I would let shanks ruin my life", "favorite guy in the local frat" He's probably a walking STD risk but he's hot and I'm a slut that has a thing for red heads, "the unwashed bitch", "LOOK AT THAT SCRUFF ON SHANKS the three scars on his face that smile", "my Scrungle drunk bastard",

Silvers Rayleigh: "Silver Fox Rayleigh", "he's old but he can get it", "Rayleigh has that 'your daughter calls me daddy too' energy", "he's a gilf who married a literal queen", "rayleigh has spent his entire life SERVING CUNT", "Raiyleigh has that gilf energy despite having no kids", I need him in so many different ways I cannot list", "he has my heart around his little finger", "Rayleigh makes me howl like a dog I swear", "I mean come on look at his HAIR his GLASSES that incredible STARE even his wrinkles are hot", "Rayleigh got the 50 year anniversary in the bag idk why you would go for anything else", "helloooo????? Rayleigh is the hottest old guy in one piece please", "I would let rayleigh ruin me and I would thank him", "Rayleigh to me is more like a really smooth mead"

Trafalgar Law: "DR. Slut", "He has them tattoos which makes me go fucking feral", "A stoner greasy boyfailure", "the edgy emo orphan boy with daddy issues", 'My tried stressed bitch"

Zoro: "The President of the strawhat's local big titty committee", "The king of boobs", "Beautiful butch dyke wife", I would probably get an STD but it would be worth it, "his stupidity and gay attire make him very appealing", canonically the biggest tits in one piece, He got them big naturals, "Big honkabadonkaroo hoinkybadinkirs massive man tiddies Zoro", "Zoro oozes 'I won't let anyone hurt you' energy"

Zeff: "He will wine and dine me before leaving me lovingly bedridden the day after. And he actually takes care of his kid", "Zeff is honorable and can cook and clean and bathes and almost dies for a kid that's not his and then adopts him" He's got line cook energy. If you know you know

I definitely know I'm going to have to add to this since there's so many more characters and you all are definitely going to get more creative after seeing the list.

And a few observations. Why did Sanji make the daddy list and not Zoro? Characters that I thought would be short cliff notes turned into some of the longest sections And characters I thought would have some of the longest sections turned into some of the shortest ones. And I still think this was worse theyn JJK I just forget how unhinged this fandom can be because your unhinged craziness is dispersed amongst so many characters. And I haven't decided which fandom's next.

I now have my answer on why Sanji made the list and not Zoro. Overall the fandom is just thirsty so very thirsty. Hence the many updates to this list

[heartpiratedrabbles]

hello~ may i request some headcanons involving some of Whitebeard's crew (Marco, Ace, Edward Newgate, and Thatch) having an S/O who's not even 5 feet tall and has a personality of a honey badger, please?

First time I'm trying to do headcanons so may not be what you're expecting 😅

Marco (6’ 8”):

He’d tease you if he sees you on your toes trying to reach something

Not so funny when he sees you balancing things on top of each other to reach something

You’d claim you only fell because he snuck up on you, ignoring him scolding you for dangerous behavior

He’d try to tell you to be careful and the second he turns around you’re back to your shenanigans, much to his dismay

He loves when you curl up next to him in bed

Would wrap his phoenix wings around you if you fell asleep in his lap

Izou (6’ 3¾“):

Would treat you like a living doll

Giving you praise if you allowed yourself to be pulled into his whims

You’d grumble the entire time though

Meanwhile, he’s measuring you to get the perfect outfit for you

If you complain enough, they’ll make you into a Mini–Marco down to styling your hair similarly

Your harsh comments wouldn’t stop him for a second from dragging you from store to store

He'd dote on you so much if you let him do whatever he wants

Ace (6’ 1”):

Ace would absolutely love his Short King/Queen.

Patting your hair into messy knots

He’d crack a few too many jokes at your short stature

Potentially earning him a sharp kick to the shin

Perhaps also being used as a step stool after falling down from said kick

Would be the one to carry you under his arm like a feral cat

Edward Newgate (21’ 10”):

You complain constantly about not being able to reach things but get angry if he gets them for you

He thinks your tantrums are super cute and will pick you up to sit in his lap while you’re pouting

He’d take extra care to make sure you’re comfortable

Meanwhile you’d climb him like a jungle gym just to sit on his shoulder

You’d never admit it, but you love how you can feel his laugh shake the world around you

Thatch (6’ 3”):

Probably wouldn’t even notice you walk into the kitchen

Would scare the shit out of him once he turns around to see you trying to sneak a snack

He’d laugh while you pout at being caught

Would tell you he’ll make you something if you ask nicely, throwing in a joke about your height while he’s at it

You’d make fun of his pompadour in retaliation

You’d still get your snack in the end

[blacklegsanjiii]

Oh I love your Trafalgar!Sanji and Shirohige!Sanji so much!!! dont have any real ideas of mine to share, but is there anything you have :eyes:

I have some more if that helps!

Law, Marco, and Luffy fighting over officiating the wedding so Momonosuke officiates while those three are held down by force and Yamato/Oden laugh.

Sanji coming out of his talk with Marco with two suckers because it went from a physical to a therapy session and Law looking confused as Ace is like "Ah, therapy" which makes Law whip to look at him with the most "he goes to what???" Face ever.

Ace mentions that Sanji is the baby of the Shirohige and the last brat and Law asks Sanji how many times over Sanji can be the baby of the family. Sanji has a look of pure and utter betrayal as Marco woops and hollers and then Sanji is suddenly in flaming talons and he is screaming as Izou points and laughs because he lived.

[count-alucard-tepes]

Headcanons for my One Piece hotties: In a relationship with someone who is blind

Kizaru✨

He would try to make sure that nothing stops his S/O from experiencing life with him such going on dates on the beach or plays where they could use their senses for a change in environment.

Akainu���

He would make sure his S/o was really safe but when they are alone together at home, he would let his S/O help with his bonsai trees, guiding their hands and describing how they look.

Ryokugyu 🌱

He would grow several kinds of plants so that his S/O would be able to smell the different scents. He hoped this would help brighten up their mood or have a better view of his life.

Fujitora 🐅

He knew what the world looked like a long time but after losing his eyesight, he learned how to adapt. He would try and help his S/O to see the world like he does by using his other senses. They would learn together.

Sir Crocodile 🐊

He would talk to his S/O as if he was narrating a story from a book, never missing a single detail of every aspect of their lives.

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

He would try his best to give his S/O experiences that would be meaningful such as walks through Dressora, describing his way through to them.

Benn Beckman 🔫

He would often tell his S/O about his adventures and bring them gifts that they could feel or that has a scent to it, just wanting them to experience what he did in some way.

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

He would take his S/O on all the missions that weren’t dangerous so that they could travel outside with him, experiencing different islands with him.

Killer🔪

He would bring his S/O meaningful gifts or books with braille from different islands so they could have something special to reminisce with.

Kaido🐉

He would keep his S/O with him at all times unless he had to fight a strong opponent. He would take trips with them so that they could spend time together in different lands.

King👑

He would take his S/O to the skies with him, letting them feel the rush that he felt when he flew high in the skies. He wanted them to understand why he loved it so much.

Queen👑

He would definitely sing songs to his S/O and make several jokes just to earn some laughs from them. He loved seeing his S/O smile.

Izou🔫🔫

He would take long walks with his S/O in the evenings, letting them know about the maybe adventures he’d been on. He also would do their hair and make up just like how he was taught when he was at the dance school, he thinks his S/O looks cute with it.

[butterfluffy]

HLOOOO I was wondering if I could ask for ace in the "my strange addiction" special? 🙈🙈🙈

“my strange addiction”

⠀⠀ੈ♡˳· ace never planned on getting addicted to anything, but here he is, being highly possesive, and territorial with his property, you..

⠀⠀➧ fluff | not-so-yandere!p. d. ace × gn!reader | oneshot

⠀⠀➧ warnings — contains (slight) yandere themes, (slight) violence, and possesive behavior. get out of this fic if you're uncomfortable with these. mistakes and swearing are present too.

⠀⠀➧ requests are closed until further notice!

⠀⠀꒰ 🍨 ꒱ notes: welcome to “my strange addiction,” which is a writing special i made to celebrate this account reaching 500+ followers.

requested by: anonymous — [*/loud barking noises, AHDJSOCRMDMXKSKS POSSESIVE ACE IS WHAT I LIVE FOR 😫😫😫

by continuing, you consent into reading this oneshot fanfic which contains yandere themes, violence, and possesive behavior. if uncomfortable, then please don't read this. don't go blaming me too, i gave you a warning.

A small groan leaves your lips upon awakening, feeling your body get crushed by something, or shall I say someone heavy on top of you..

“..Ugh, Ace, you're crushing me.” You muttered, caressing your raven-haired lover's bare back, waking him up.

“Ah? Sorry, let's switch places, mhm?” Ace offers, getting up, giving your nose a quick kiss before chuckling, swiftly changing positions with you.

“Oh Ace.. You sweet dork, well, my sweet dork, fufu..~” You snickered, drawing circles on his chest as you listened to his heartbeat that you love listening to..

“Ahem, lovebirds. I hope I'm not disturbing anything, but could I borrow you for a bit, Y/n?” Izou huffs out with an eye roll, arms crossed as he looked at Ace who's frowning at him, holding you tighter in his arms.

“No!” Ace childishly grumbles, cheeks puffed up, causing you to snicker by his behavior. “C'mon, you big baby, let me go already.”

“..Fine. But let me come with you two.” Letting you out of his cage-like arms, you then went with Izou, followed by Ace...

“So, Y/n. Just show this guy around the ship and introduce him, yeah?” Izou hums, pushing the new member of WB Pirates to you, giving you a task.

“Oh, alright. Then, let's go..~!” Flashing a smile, you then slinged your arm over the guy's shoulder, chatting with him as you looked around the ship—.. completely forgetting about Ace who's eyes darkened by the sight before him...

“Thanks for showing me around, Y/n.. I appreciate it lots, and I do hope we could interact more.. Can we?” The guy shyly asks as you tilt your head to the side—

“Of course—” “NOT!”

Ace exclaims, pushing the guy away from you, causing him to drop to the floor—clinging himself to you.

“Listen here, newbie, Y/n's mine, and only mine, got that!?” Ace growls, holding your waist with his calloused hand and kissing you in front of the new member who's eyes widened in stun from seeing Ace being greatly territorial with you, his property.

“U-Uh, yes, I.. I got that, s..sorry, Ace, Y/n—I-I'll just—leave you two alone, yeah.” The man stammered, scrambling away from you and your lover..

“Gah, Ace..! You scared him off!” You shrieked, looking up at Ace who wore a smug look on his face. “Good. He was gettin' close with you, so.”

“Still..! He was just getting friendly, you don't have to be so—so possesive.. With me. I'm all yours anyway..” You muttered, engulfing Ace into an embrace, causing him to laugh in joy, peppering you with kisses, whispering, “Mhm, all mine..~!”

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[swampstew]

Day 31 ~ Raven's Halloween Party

Title: Raven's Halloween Party CW: Spicy, orgy, multiple partners, one female, four males, edging, nipple play, humiliation, oral (male receiving), size kink, penetration, consent strongly established, breeding kink, bdsm, rough and soft sex, creampie, Eustass Kid, Rob Lucci, Killer, Charlotte Katakuri, Izou. M!n0rs DNI WC: 3.6 K

Congratulations to @xxmistressofflamexx for winning my Kinktober Halloween Bingo Board! Sorry for the late posting, nothing kills your spirit faster than an unsaved draft post that glitches and crashes at 2.3K words and having to start over on Word.

Special shoutout to @rowan-rites for the Hina Pot Brownie Queen HC, bow down to our edibles queen

Last DNI warning

“Y/N! I am so happy you came and you look so hot! Come inside,” Raven shrieked as she ushered you into the decorated mansion. You had felt a little anxious, coming separate from the rest of your friends. You had known Raven since childhood, the same group of school friends even as life drove you to vastly different places in your adult lives. She looked like royalty, dressed in a gorgeous gown and veiled cape; a crown on her head.

“What’s your costume?” you inquire as you both walk down the decorated hallway, three doors leading to different places stood in front of you and a table of three choices for you to consume.

“I’m Queen of the Pirates!” she exclaimed with a wide berth, pulling you to the table. You could see three inscriptions on each door: TRICK OR TREAT.

“On the left is TRICK – it’s a haunted house maze with pretty scary and gory animatronics. Once you complete it, the exit will lead you to the main party. To the right is TREAT - it’s where the food buffet is. Tons of scary, spoopy, and cute treats to eat only by the finest, Chef Zeff and his staff from the Baratie. You can eat to your hearts content and then follow the path to the party. OR – you can skip straight to the party. It’s getting filled up as we speak and I think I saw at least some of our friends in there. At least, they should be by now or they’re stuck in the maze still!” her head tilted back as she cackled.

“Wow this is amazing! How did you set up a haunted maze that’s so cool!” you had stars in your eyes, you LOVED being scared shitless.

“Have you heard of Eustass Kid?” you nod, stars still in your eyes and a flutter in your stomach. “He did it all himself. Absolutely refused help or input from anyone else,” Raven laughed again.

“Oh shit that’s really cool! How did you get him to agree?” you shyly inquired.

“Kid seems big and scary and he definitely is but even he can be bought, if the price is right.”

“Oh really? How big was the price tag for this project?”

Raven grabbed one of the table objects before turning back to you, a neutral smile on her face. “A hefty one but don’t worry about it, nothing I can’t handle!” she winked at you. “Never hurts to have a scary and hot ass acquaintance on your side if you’re in a pinch.”

“Haha no kidding! So what are those?” pointing to the wrapped objects.

“Pick your poison!” you present the three types. A liquid in a vial, a small brownie with pumpkin sprinkles, and what looked like a hardened gummy bear with a vampire costume. “A shot of our best house alcohol to get the buzz going thanks to Shanks; a very strong pot brownie to ease any horror jitters and anxieties thanks to Hina and an MDMA gummy thanks to someone who wishes to be anonymous.” She looked around for prying ears before leaning close to you, “it’s Queen and it’ll be fucking potent, just FYI,” winking at you.

Before you could even answer, Eustass FUCKING CAPTAIN Kid burst through OR with an annoyed scowl. He looked mouthwatering in person. In leather clad pants and shirtless, he really was a hulking monster of a man. Scarred and muscled body absolutely bursting in his tight barely an outfit. His biceps sported spiked cuffs and he wore a matching spiked collar. Standing even taller in his heeled and spiked boots, the outfit was complimented with a crown on his head.

“Raven your friends are fucking idiots!” he stomped up to the two of you, he looked you up and down multiple times before giving you a smirk. “Who are you?”

“One of Raven’s friends,” you squeak out.

“You’ll have to be more specific Kid. What happened?”

“Can’t handle a little horror or appreciation for art,” his scowl was back. “I don’t know you have a shitton friends. Anyways three are crying, deal with it.”

Raven glared at him, “gee thanks for killing the vibe King of the Pirates.” Looking apologetically at you, “sorry can I leave you in his hands and go calm down whatever he started?” she was already heading for the door as you nod shakily. “Thanks see you inside! Kid don’t be mean to her!” a gave him a final look before disappearing.

Smirk back on his face, “pick your poison,” he egged you on. “The brownies are pretty good, just saying,” he leered.

You eyed the three choices again, sweating. “I’ll take the shot,” you quickly say, reaching for it. He snatched it first, rolling it around in his hands for a moment before stepping in front of you.

“You didn’t tell me what your name is,” he glared.

“Y/N,” you peer up at him, he was a giant compared to you. That made you shiver, as you wondered if there would be other massive and handsome men like him inside.

“Y/N,” he hummed, smirk back on his face. He handed you the vial. “I’m not doing the stupid riddle, drink up.” As you licked your lips from the strong liquor, Kid held out his elbow for you and grabbed more vials. “C’mon let’s go. Lest another one of Raven’s friends piss their pants all lost and shit.”

You take his arm, not at all about to offer up that you would be completely fine. Knowing what to expect, you were able to truly appreciate the haunted maze for the vision Kid made. It was a mixture of classic horror monsters and truly visceral remains. A ton of jump scare, like way too many but that was ok because it let you jump into him and hold him tighter, and he liked it.

After you made it through the exit, all the shots had been drunk and you were no longer anxious, gushing praise at him for the brilliant mechanics and truly scary vibes. Chest puffed out, he led you to the drink bar where he introduced you to Thee Massacre Soldier. Who was dressed as a slutty cowboy, assless chaps showing off his toned ass, and his vest showed off everything else toned about him.

They led you to the dancefloor, Kid grabbed you and began grinding on your ass. Killer took you from the front and did the same. Dancing between the two muscled men, you were between a rock and a hard place. Your heat beating fast as a feeling gnawed inside you, a dampness spreading under your costume.

A feeling, like you were being hunted. You look to the wall and see the face of Rob Lucci. Raven didn’t tell you a lot about her adventures but you had heard one of him and he was…magnificent to look at. Still as a statue, dressed as a slutty Michael Jackson wearing the famous white suit and hat, shirtless underneath. He was watching you with sharp eyes, a small smirk on his lips when you made eye contact.

Kid growled in your ear as he turned and saw the heated look. Lucci looked at him and then kicked off the wall. Luffy danced in front of them, dressed as himself only wearing a crown on his head as he laughed loudly. Kid’s eyes narrowed and he snapped, “that’s so fucking played out!”

“He’s dressed like the other King of the Pirates. Go to Raven for some demon horns and a tail you brat,” Killer chuckled.

Darkly sputtering, Kid stalked off to find the hostess while Killer danced with you, switching to behind you and grinding your ass down on him. It was getting a little heated as Apoo played remixes and turned the lights down. You were practically dry humping Killer’s thigh in the dark lighting. You weren’t sure if the alcohol was finally getting to you, but you felt a light tingling. Maybe it was just your horniness, wetness spreading in your underwear. If you weren’t careful, it would run down your bare thighs and stain his chaps.

They heard Kid coming before he dragged Raven up to them. “The invite specifically said don’t dress up as King or Queen of the Pirates, the ONE thing,” he snarled at Killer as Raven secured the demon tail to his back belt loop. His crown slightly off kilter with the demon horn headband.

“Too many damn people, especially people we did not invite,” Kid growled as Lucci made a second appearance, leering at you from a wall.

“That’s not my fault,” Raven said through clenched teeth and a smile. “Fucking Shanks,” they both groaned. And as if summoned…

“HI GUYS!” Shanks, dressed as the Devil in a red tuxedo. “Are you having a good time? My name is Shanks, and who would this lovely lady be?” he literally snatched you from Killer and into a hug as you introduced yourself. “Let’s grab a drink and let me introduce you to some people. No one would have half the fun if I didn’t intervene randomly for no reason at all.”

Being whirled around by an Emperor sure meant you made a lot of cool connections and acquaintances that night, he made sure of it. You had made an impression on Charlotte Katakuri who was dressed as a very slutty fireman, a fuzzy “hose” scarf wrapped around his face while the firetruck box on his groin was the only other part of him covered. You heart fluttered after your introduction to Izou who was dressed so dashing in his prince charming costume, tight pants hugging his cute bubble butt, vest ripped open, in passion – he explained. Shanks got you close enough to finally have a conversation with Rob Lucci, and it had left you wanting for more. The way you felt so…inferior to him.

Kid shook you out of your trance, finally freeing you from Shank’s possession. He and Killer made quick work getting you back on the dancefloor, drinks in hand and enjoying the grinding once more when Izou decided to cut in. Then fucking Katakuri was taking a turn, gently twirling you around to the beat of the music, not at all doing it so your short dress would lift and expose the tight hugging panties on your delicious ass. At that point, Lucci decided he wanted to grab a drink with you.

Following him to the bar, he was straight to the point. “I think you’re a vision and if you’d like to go somewhere more private, I know a place.”

You gulp, you were not expecting to A) be around so many of your fantasy men, and B) actually sleep with anyone that night. You didn’t do one night stands often and maybe you were feeling braver than normal, but you found yourself nodding your head.

Killer was on your side in a second though, placing himself between you and Lucci. “Whatcha talking about Y/N?” he intruded, expression unreadable through his mask. Kid came up behind you, possessively grabbing your waist and pulling you into him.

“Private business,” Lucci hissed.

“This is a party, no business allowed,” Kid hissed back.

Katakuri came up just then, arms crossed. “Boys don’t start a fight on the dance floor. Y/N, let me take you somewhere else, they’re being so crude and immature.”

Izou popped up too, “Y/N are these guys bothering you? Do you need me to save you?”

Feeling dizzy and unsure, you rush through the throngs of people and out to the main entry hall. Taking deep breaths and trying to rationalize. The men were squabbling as they spilled out into the hall after you.

“STOP!” you hold out a hand, desperate for them to end their bickering. Then an idea formed in your perverted little brain. Looking them all up and down, you decided. “I want to fuck you all.”

That was how you found yourself on the ground surrounded by the pirates, completely naked and soaking underneath them, a blubbering mess of sweat and fluids thrashing around.

Lucci watched from the couch and every time your eyes met he would focus on the head of his cock, twisting his wrist and licking his lips at you. You moaned on Kid’s thick cock as he rutted into your throat, the vibrations of your moaning sending electricity down his back.

“Fuck Y/N your throat is…ngh…fucking great,” he grunted, sweat on his brow.

Panting behind you as Killer leaned his mask against your naked back, hips jutting against yours as he fucked your sopping core, both your legs spread open to accommodate Katakuri who was naked underneath you; slowly jerking his tip and fondling your body as Killer fucking into you pushed your core and clit against the giant man’s hardened length, you were gushing on him and he used your slick to lubricate his fisting.

You fondled Kid’s balls and he thrusted further into your throat, letting out another guttural growl. You squeal at the nearly suffocating gesture and he pulled out allowing you to breath. Gasping, you could finally voice your pleasure as Izou fondled your breasts with his skilled tongue. You’d never felt so edged out by having someone simply lick and stimulate your nipples but Izou had a unique touch, as kind as the man he turned out to be.

It was for that you decided to tighten your grip on his cock in your hand, jerking him up the curve of his length and thumbing the frenulum furiously. Izou’s breath hitched and he came undone in seconds, hot cum spurting out and landing on your boob and stomach, running down your body. He bent over, trying to catch his breath and the sudden orgasm you pulled from him, dizzy in fact.

Kid gave you a lecherous grin and before you could react, his cock was back in your mouth, muffling your cries and Killer picked up his pace. You bent over some more, applying more pressure to your clit on Katakuri’s cock and allowing Killer in deeper, hitting your g-spot and making you tremble. Thighs beginning to burn as you stayed in your position, allowing the pleasure to wash over you as you gagged on Kid’s length, praying you’d make it out of this mansion alive and in one piece.

“Fuck, ahhh,” Kid’s hips jerked and he grabbed the back of your head, shoving you roughly down his stiff cock, his hot seed spurting down your throat. You gasped at his salty flavor at the same time your clit, puffy and overstimulated gushed with your fluids, squirting once more on Katakuri’s cock, to his delight.

“Ahh what a good girl you are,” his giant hands rubbing and massaging your small thighs, fisting himself faster with your wetness. You squirmed on him, edged on by Killer’s sloppy thrusts as he also came. Coming deep inside you, his hips sharply rutting as he bent over your back again, burying himself deep in you.

“She’s a very good girl indeed,” Killer huffed out, keeping you plugged up with his cock.

“A good, beautiful girl who deserves a real man,” Lucci finally rose from the couch, angry red tip of his cock bobbing angrily. “I can’t wait to defile you in the way you deserve, hunched over like that, looking so good, like you’re meant to be bred,” his eyes zeroed in on you, hand back on his cock and fisting faster as his eyes widened with each word, slowly walking to you and between the other men.

“FUCK YOU LOSER!”

“Damn it Lucci you dick!”

“Oh fuck off Lucci!”

“Fuck you!”

The four pirates jeered at the assassin who scowled back, still jerking his cock. “Don’t listen to them, Y/N, they’re just pirate scum, Lucci sneered.

“FUCK THIS I’M OUT! Sorry Y/N but I ain’t crossing cocks with that dickwad. Kid gave you a final kiss as he pulled his spent cock out of your mouth with a pop. He zipped his pants and with a final middle finger to Lucci, slammed the door close.

“Rude ass,” Katakuri clicked his tongue. “But valid concern. I’m going to sit back on this one and watch from the couch, if you don’t mind Y/N. It’s the only safe space from Lucci’s ego.” He picked you up – disrupting the others – and set you back on the floor. You whined, you already missed having his humongous cock to grind on, grateful you had cum on it three times in a row and covered in your juices as he stroked himself. He licked your face and with a large kiss, he sat on the couch.

Killer and Izou glared at Lucci, who glared right back, before they turned to each other.

“I’m fine to keep going, if anything to not leave Y/N alone to be subjected to this asshole’s insanity. Y/N,” he leaned down, cock brushing against your face as he reached for you. “Do you mind if I cover your eyes?”

Trembling, “I don’t mind.” The thought of having your senses disrupted while being ravaged by two lethal pirates and one government ASSASSIN had you aching and soaked.

“Enough with the kink shaming, we’re all consenting adults here right?” Lucci scowled, all heads nodded. “That let me get off how I want without raining on my fucking parade.”

Killer came back and began to blindfold you. You whimpered, “try not take out your aggressions on me?”

Izou knelt down beside you and kissed you softly, trailing down your neck while he began tweaking your nipples again. Was it possible to cum from nipple stimulation? You hoped to find out. The tall presence of Lucci knelt down to your other side as he too began to suck and kiss your neck, leaving precise nips on your skin. You thought you might have felt him lick up a droplet of blood from one of the nastier bites he left you. Not even Kid had broken your skin like Lucci was doing.

“Stop trying to intimidate me,” Lucci hissed as he got behind you, without warning he inserted a thick finger inside you and began fingering you, while also scooping out the remains of Killer from inside you.

“Don’t need to try a damn thing,” Killer muttered darkly, the sound of his heavy mask falling to the floor made you gush. Lucci gasped at that, and without waiting any longer stuffed his cock inside you.

“Such a perfect pussy,” Lucci gasped, lips anchoring to your back as he continued nipping and licking your skin and you bucked your hips back against him. Killer kissed your lips before opening your mouth with his weeping tip. Licking his tip, you swallow him up, eagerly bobbing on him, and he wasn’t as rough as Kid had been, allowing you to be in control. Izou’s fingers began rubbing your clit and you choked out a sob, you couldn’t take much more of this!

“Don’t worry love, cum all you want, enjoy them all you want, but know that I’ll be the one finishing inside you from now on,” he mumbled in the shell of your ear.

“Stop covering her up, angle her towards me so I can see,” commanded Katakuri from the couch. “There, perfect. Look at her. Such an eager, tiny woman, amongst such titans,” he growled deeply.

“Killer, I can’t!” your eyes leaked tears caught in the cloth.

“You can Y/N. Can you give me one more delicious wail?” bobbing only his cockhead past your lips, his balls immediately raising to his shaft.

Izou increased his pace on your clit and you were done, scream bubbling from your throat as the orgasm was ripped from you. You heard Killer curse loudly as he came, holding you by the column of your throat as you choked down his thick cum.

You hadn’t heard Katakuri get up but he must have as suddenly his massive presence was next to you and you heard him give out a restrained moan, and then his seed landed on your body. It was very sticky and thick, you weakly raised a finger to the drops on your breast and dragged through it, it felt like icing on a pastry. Another hot spurt of seed landing on your body and Izou’s ragged breath was in your ear, his cock hitting your side as his cock gushed out the last of his cum.

Lucci pushed you down on all fours and began jackhammering into you, a hand on the back of your neck and the other holding your plush hip in a bruising hold. “Fuck your perfect cunt is milking me dry, I knew you wanted it,” Lucci hissed as he buried himself deep in you, hitting your cervix and spurting forth his cum. Angled just right, his seed swam directly to your womb and you began to feel a warmth, suddenly a little too full. His swollen cock stayed inside you as he undid your blindfold.

Exhausted and on the cusp of collapse, Katakuri gathered you in his arms and cradled you to his chest. Sweaty, covered in filth and cum, but looking so satisfied. The others picked themselves off the floor and dressed in silence.

“I’m going to wash her off and take her home, unless anyone else objects?”

Hearing none, Katakuri dropped his scarf over your body until he could get you clean. Washing you down and taking gentle care of you, as if you were a frail doll, he clutched your clean body to his chest.

“So little and cute. If you’d like I can stay with you and keep taking care of you. I can only imagine the hangover you’ll have,” he muttered to you.

Heavy lids opening, you could only nod at him and drag his massive hand to cover your body as you clung to him. His cock stirring again, he snuck you out of the mansion discreetly to take you home and take care of you, just like he wanted.

[quinloki]

Whats a unpopular op opinion that you can get hate for? Yamatos gender don't matter because Yamato is still Yamato duh

I mean, with as long-running as One Piece is, and with as massive as the fandom is, and with as wide a range as the ages and locations of people in the fandom, I have to say you could probably get hate for pretty much any One Piece opinion.

Some people are just looking for a fight, after all, and some people thrive on stirring up drama over the strangest things.

I'll do a for instance, I'm not a huge fan of Trans Crocodile - I have nothing against it, I just hope/think the secret Ivan knows about should be something completely unrelated to what one expects with Ivankov involved. But even in not being a fan of the theory, I do *love* the theory and a lot of the stuff created because of it.

Honestly, as long as someone isn't trying to hammer their opinion in the form of Indisputable Gospel™, then I'm a pretty live and let live person and feel like others should be too. It's all fiction anyway, there's nothing worth getting that worked up about.

I will say, as a trans person, Yamato's gender does matter, not in like an end-all be-all way, but because it's not a head canon, it's not an item that's open or vague or debatable. It's a canon statement that Yamato is a guy - Even his own dad canonically refers to him as his son.

And because being a guy can be visually nebulous it makes his declaration all the more important. Same with Kiku. At no point in the story are either of their identities made out to be some huge deal - it's not an ordeal Kaido suffers to call Yamato his son, and there's no "oh I called Kiku my sister for so long" from Izou, king that he is. And Izou too! Who has a decidedly feminine appearance and is entirely a man.

One Piece isn't trying to be a discourse on gender, but in some ways it is - and after finding out that the Queers were basically vetted by a close queer friend of Oda's really puts that whole thing in a different light. It used to bother me, it felt like a mockery, but I see it very differently now. A kind of "laugh if you want, we don't give a fuck" sort of vibe.

One Piece is certainly a story about freedom, and having a right to exist as we are, and not within government mandated parameters. *Stares at the camera for a minute*.

So I love that there's a lot of against the grain characters in the show, and it's never their weirdness or differences that are ever contested. Sanji isn't supported for his reaction to the Okama, but he's not derided for his opinion either. He's free to bitch about them - but even with how he grumbles, they still showed up at Shabody to help the crew.

I'm digressing and getting into my own vibes, but I guess the important takeaway is that you can get hate for just about anything, even a popular opinion. At the end of the day the important thing is that you aren't sending death threats to people for having a different opinion.

[cyborg-franky]

Hi Franky dear, good morning and good Halloween month to both you and Dusk!!

This is such an awesome and fun idea!!

Halloween is not a big thing where I live, but online I always see so many people or couples dressed up in cute or silly ways and I like it so much!

So may I ask for either Ace as Jack Skellington or Sabo as the Joker for prompt 3 or 1 please, and thank you both so much ❤️

Yeaaaaah I really wish Halloween was bigger where I was too as I love it all. And Happy Halloween <3<3 ilu.

As always art by my beloved @dusk-bun

Ace x GN Reader SFW Modern AU Prompt: Going in matching costumes to a party Word Count: 473

“I still think you should have let me wear my other costume.” Ace said with a sigh as he let you adjust his makeup again. “Ace, my love, my darling, the light of my life, you looked like a stripper.” You said and watched him wrinkle his nose in response.

“I looked good and I guarantee I wouldn’t have been the only one at the party to have my tits out.” Another sigh from Ace as you brushed back some of his hair and smoothed down his jacket, adjusting it.

“You look good in anything you wear; and this way I can match with you.” You added and saw how his expression softened, a little mumble under his breath at the compliment you’d given him, not so huffy at the loss of his werewolf costume now as you offered him your hand which he took.

You knocked on the door and gave him a smile. “Alright then, let's have a good night, try not to get too drunk.” You said and saw the smirk on his face, the mischievous glimmer in his eyes as the door opened and you were both greeted inside.

–

Everyone thought your matching costumes were cute, friends complimented you both as you walked through the house, and the place had been decorated to perfection, then again you hadn't expected any less from people like Izou and Thatch.

“See, everyone likes the costume.” You watched him start to eat food, he’d piled up a massive plate from the buffet and was happily scoffing it, at least holding it out for you to take a handful of chips from the precariously arranged stack.

He nodded as he munched his food, swallowing his mouthful and kissing your forehead. “Yeah, yeah, we look great, I know.” He said with a chuckle and set down the empty plate as he pulled you against him into a hug, you sighed as you melted into Ace’s embrace, feeling arms holding you gently. “I’m having a great time, I love you, babe,” 

“I love you too Ace, now come on, I think Marco said something about party games, I know how much you like to do dumb stuff…” You offered him, seeing the smirk on his freckled face as you parted, Ace taking you by the hand and pulling you along with him.

–

Games were played, photos taken (someone got a lovely candid photo of you and Ace cuddling in the middle of the room) had a laugh with all your friends, Ace was a little tipsy and challenging Marco to various dumb card games that you were sure he was cheating at.

A perfect Halloween with your friends and boyfriend you concluded. Even if you had to promise to let him wear his werewolf outfit next year and you’d even agreed to find something to match.

[apphiarothowrites]

Eye see...

A thought inspired by Colours in Your Eyes by Batsutosai (currently only available for viewing if you are logged in to AO3); you are born only seeing the world in black, white, and whatever color your soulmate's eyes are. You only see the world's full colors once you've made physical skin-to-skin contact with your soulmate.

Marco lived to 40 only seeing black, and white, and shades in between. The ocean was often a gray gradient, the sky it's own hue of gray. Clouds, Pops' coat and later his hair, Izou's favorite face makeup, paper, Thatch's kitchen uniform were all the whitest of whites. The sun was something different. He couldn't tell, couldn't know, but it was somehow a warmer white than anything else.

Izou and Thatch had been able to see color ever since Thatch joined the crew. Through them, Marco learned his favorite shirt was purple, his pants were blue, and his Phoenix was blue-and-gold but the kind of blue the same color as the sky and the kind of gold you only see in the sun. Through them, he learned Pops' eyes were the same kind of grey as the bed sheets of most people's bunks. Through them, he learned fire was redorangeyellow and that steel was it's own special shade of grey.

Steel held a special place in his heart. Thatch's knives, the un-adorned and un-altered blade of Pops' naginata, the barrel of Izou's gun, the razor that he shaved with-all steel and all had a strange set to the gray of their metal, a strange set that he could only see in items made of the material. It always drew his eye, no matter what. Even high in the sky, he could catch the glint off the steel rope pullies or harpoon tips the moment they moved.

But there was something about fire, about the shift and change and strange tiny differences that only barely stood out as gray or white when right next to each other that drew him in. Lanterns, campfires, candles, a match lit for a cigarette. No matter what, he was always entranced by fire-and that was even before he ate his fruit.

After his fruit he couldn't leave fire alone. A candle or lantern always burned in his room. He knew by heart the location of every lantern on deck and made it a regular route to walk by all of them during deck duty at least once. Campfires were entrancing and enchanting, it was difficult to draw his attention away from one if he was allowed to stare too long.

Pops made rumblings about his soulmate having an affinity for fire. Izou and Haruta teased him that he was just looking for nesting material. Thatch threatened to actually eat him if he cooked (singed) his fingers one more time getting too close to the stoves in the kitchens. As always, Pops was right on the money.

The first time he saw Ace, the only things in his mind were: "steel. fire." His eyes, his element. Ace, with eyes of tempered steel and a fist made of flames, challenged Pops and Marco had to reign himself in after the brat was brought on board. As days turned to weeks turned to months, he kept his distance. Fire with a steel spine, but skittish and fragile if approached from the wrong angle.

Three days after Ace took the tattoo, he laughed at something Thatch said to him then looked to Marco. Marco grinned back and, in a rare selfish moment taken for his own surety, reached out to pass Ace a drink.

Ace's fingers closed over his to accept the tankard.

The world exploded into something Marco, in his 41 years of life, had never seen before.

Later, through Thatch and Izou again, he'd learn his hair is blonde, his tattoo is navy blue (different from the sea, different from the sky), and Ace's skin is tanned. Much, much, much later he'll learn not just the names of the colors of Ace's skin and fire, but the taste of both and the warmth of his love.

[braindeadmaggot]

SFW ship ask... Marco x Ace

[REQUESTS STILL OPEN]

SFW version (get the template here)

1. Who is the grumpiest in the morning?

MARCO - He's tired and old, every morning rolling out of his Tempur-Pedic bed is like waking up in a dumpster with a wicked hangover (something he's done many times in his youth so he's very familiar). Marco wakes up at dawn to get at least 45 minutes of yoga in else he'll be sore for the rest of the morning. It doesn't help there's a little fire demon keeping him up all night 😉😉 Ace on the other hand either wakes up refreshed or confused. He has mild narcolepsy in Modern-verse (he doesn't pass out randomly like in canonverse but he does get very sleepy in the afternoon and needs naps) and has extremely lucid dreams, so waking up can be a slow feat to conquer. IRL, he dreams about being a pirate, in OP he dreams about being a comedic stunt actor on a TV show with his crazy friends (guess what it's called 🤣🤣)

2. Who worries more when the other is sick/hurt?

ACE - Ace has a very high tolerance for pain and is constantly getting hurt (plus with his DF he can't really get hurt, unless you have haki) so he doesn't understand what should or shouldn't hurt for other people. Also when he's sick, his metabolism and immune system are in overdrive so he eats and sleeps a lot, and gets better faster. He worries about others because he doesn't know what normal is. Marco, on the other hand, is a doctor. He doesn't give two shits about you, as long as you're not in imminent danger - you're fine. Just drink some tea, rub some dirt in it and get out of his office. Marco is too busy to worry about your nonsense, especially living with Ace, he's become immune to people falling down or accidentally electrocuting themselves. It's only when you're not moving that he's worried (plus with his DF he can just heal you and be done with it)

3. Who plays pranks on the other?

ACE - Ever since I thought about "the dream TV show" I can't stop putting Ace in situations where he's just an obnoxious little goofball (canon) just fucking around and pissing people off for some laughs. Marco didn't always have an undercut, but one day Ace shaved a dick into the back of his head while Marco was passed out drunk and to remedy it Marco shaved the whole underside. He's kept the hairstyle ever since because it turned out to be really flattering on him. Ace is only half upset that this prank backfired (he likes the feel of the stubble when he runs his fingers through Marco's hair) [I have an undercut, it feels amazing 🖤🖤🖤]

4. Who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa?

MARCO - Ace is usually on the couch either playing video games, on his phone, or napping so Marco just slides in next to him and just enjoys each others company. Sometimes, if Marco doesn't have a book or his laptop, Ace will pass him the other controller or show him some videos on phone and they'll snuggle up under the granny square blanket Izou made them. Canonverse it's also Marco, but usually under a thin sheet while they lay on the deck and watch the stars.

5. Who insists on creating nicknames for the other?

ACE - These nicknames are only for teasing and goading like during a battle (hey chicken toes! Over here flappy boy!) or while they're drinking (banana hat, or cheep cheep) but on just a normal day, casual conversation, serious conversation, anytime it's just their names. Marco does call Ace 'babe' during sad and emotional, or sweet and intimate moments.

6. Who says ‘I love you’ first?

MARCO - Ace felt it first but he figured it would have been immature to confess right away so he spent several months holding it in, until one day a sleepy Marco rolled over and said it to him first, and Ace almost started crying. Marco… may have panicked when the tears started welling up.

7. Who’s the messiest one?

BOTH - Ace is messy when it comes to eating (he spills sauces and gets rice down his shirt [I'm also guilty of this 👀👀]) and he leaves a trail of clothes (when he wears any) and toys in his wake like some kind of trash tornado. Marco is tidy in almost every sense except his desk. His workspace is mountains and mountains of papers, both files and sticky notes, he has pens and pencils everywhere and there are baskets meant for organizing stacked on top of each other full of random shit (I am very very guilty of this, my office is a mess of work stuff, work decor [I used to do video classes and have stuffed animals everywhere - need to get rid of them, crochet and sewing crafts, art stuff, Gundam builds, books, video games, several drink cups and bottles, everything everywhere - Marco is like this). Marco even saved little plastic trays from cookie, veggie and tofu packages for sorting his small stationary but it actually made everything worse (very guilty too, also don't keep colored pencils in Pringles cans people). Marco can never find a pen or pencil. And when he does it's either broken, lost it's eraser, or it's out of ink.

8. Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA?

NEITHER - why feel uncomfortable? They love each other and will express that anyway, anywhere, in front of anyone. They will hold back and stay decent because c'mon, even they know that's a bit too much. But they are never uncomfortable. Ace will, however, will blush if some watching (i.e. Thatch or Vista) wags an eyebrow at them.

9. Who’s the funniest drunk?

BOTH - Ace is an entertainer when he drinks. He sings and dances and performs tricks and stunts like the little circus monkey he is. He is a joy to have at any gathering. Marco is a quiet drinker but what makes it funny is that his resistance is completely gone and anything Thatch and Ace do to him is met with smiles and pats on the head. He's compliant like a sleepy grandma watching her grandkids playing with snails in the garden. Izou will put a flower crown and drink umbrellas in his hair, Namur and Haruta will give him things to hold, stacking cups and plates on top of each other like a precarious game of Marco Jenga, Thatch will put tasteful makeup (which he stole from Izou while he wasn't looking) on him and Marco will gently close his eyes and pout his lips to give Thatch better access. He's a gentle drunk and everyone loves him. It's the most hilarious part of the night. Sometimes they get him to dance but when his partner is Ace it turns into a slow waltz and Ace ends up a blushing mess, forcing them to sit back down. Dancing Marco is quite rare.

10. Who texts the most?

ACE - Ace texts in small bursts, sentences cut into pieces so Marco's phone blows up at leave 7 times before Ace finishes his question. Marco sends a single long message with everything he needs to say. Ace sends memes and shares links with him throughout the day but Marco leaves handwritten "have a good day" notes in Ace's bag and jacket pocket.

11. Who has the most embarrassing taste in music?

NEITHER - they prefer classic and mainstream music. Nothing really weird. On their own time, Marco collects vintage records (mostly 50s and 60s like Etta James, Buddy Holly, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra; but he also has 70s disco and funk albums) and anything that's soothing to listen to while he does paperwork. Ace likes anything fast and loud (mostly 80s and 90s rock like Guns N Roses, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Saliva, POD, Godsmack, Shinedown, Steel Panther, etc; and some country like Trace Adkins and Luke Combs). They will listen to - and do enjoy - hip hop and pop songs that their friends play when they're all together. They like Ice Cube (You Can Do It), DMX (Party Up), 2 Live Crew (Pop That P****), Master P (Rock it), Lizzo (Juice), Post Malone (Rockstar), and Latto (Big Energy - mostly because it samples Genius of Love and Marco loves funk))

12. Who reads the most?

MARCO - Aside from studying, Marco enjoys reading crime thriller and murder mystery novels, like thoses by James Patterson and Kathy Reichs. He also loves the Honor Harrington series by David Weber (military science fiction) [I, too, have read many of these books, I used to have the first 10 HH books]. Ace likes manga serials like Gintama, Beelzebub, BNHA, Fire Force, and Chainsaw Man.

13. Who’s better with kids?

ACE - Kids love Ace because he's fun and durable (they can beat on him and he won't complain). Kids also love Marco because he has soothing energy and he's really nice. He will teach any little kid that asks how to fish or catch bullfrogs (my dad was like this; very soothing) and is a great mediator when there's a scuffle and Ace can't defuse the situation.

14. Who’s the one that fixes things around the house?

ACE - Marco is too busy to do menial repairs, plus his creaky bones won't allow him to crawl under a cabinet to fix a leaky sink. Ace is really good at repairs because his little brothers (and him) broke so much shit growing up and when Sabo (the original handyman) left (went missing, or got adopted? I don't know I haven't decided if they're in the foster system or not), Ace took over as Mr. Fix-it.

15. Who cooks and who cleans up?

MARCO - Ace has an… unorthodox palate and cooks up the most outrageous recipes to curb his munchies. He's the kind of guy that puts ranch dressing on takoyaki, maple syrup on Oreos, butter in coffee, or peanut butter on a ham sandwich [I have done all of these, and they are very yummy]. This freaks Marco the fuck out and also when Ace cooks, there's a mountain of dishes for only a single bowl of mac and cheese?? HOW?! So Marco takes charge of the kitchen and Ace is the handyman. Win-win.

[tinycurlyfry]

Okay I think I’ll just compile my episode reactions together in one post. I don’t wanna fill my blog with numerous posts where I’m just liveblogging but also I can’t keep my mouth shut while watching these episodes apparently jgklsfg

Rambling stream of consciousness and reactions under the cut

Episode 987: 

...Kinemon why are we changing the plan? Why are you changing Law’s plan? I do understand why if it’s because he’s worried for Momo, but also it’s making me worried because they just showed people criticizing Kinemon’s lack of abilities in making good plans so I’m worried about him deciding to split up his forces.....

Sanji you’re on main. I’ll give your character more attention again when you’ve pulled yourself together. I’m glad there were no women for you in the pleasure hall. Remain bitchless.

Eustass Kid and Killer have me sobbing. I’m a puddle. I adore these two’s relationship. I adore Killer being stunned by how much love and support he’s being shown by his captain and the crew after feeling like he’s been ruined by Orochi. How Kid knows how much this is affecting Killer regardless of how quiet Killer is about the whole thing, and how willing Kid is to murder anyone who even so much as laughs at Killer.

Episode 988: 

Luffy angrily (who has, himself, also shattered the plan into a million pieces) : “GIZAO, STICK TO THE PLAN!” Kid: “Shove it up your ass!”

Okay I had to pause I was laughing so hard gjskflg I love them both so much. Also Luffy I’m actually gonna side with Kid on this one. You and Zoro got a pass on causing a scene because those assholes are intentionally wasting red bean soup while a little girl has to live her life starving and drinking polluted water to the point where eating a bowl of soup had sent her into tears. Kid absolutely gets a pass on tearing apart those who laugh at Killer.

Zoro: “It must be tough, having a captain so quick with his fists.” Killer: “No, it’s not. Kid is great.”

I’M GONNA SOB. STOP. I’M ALREADY DOWN ON THE GROUND. KILLER.

ZORO RESPONDING “Well, my situation’s not so different from yours.”

gay. gay. homosexuals. gay. God the first mates are so down bad for their captains. I love this exchange between them.

MARCO!!!!!!!!!! MARCO IS HERE!!! HELLO DEAR! ;;;v;;;;; I’m so glad he decided to come and help the Straw Hats and the Kozuki clan~ I just really really hope Whitebeard’s home does remain safe while he’s away. I was not going to fault him for wanting to be the guardian of Whitebeard’s last treasure. AND IZOU IS HERE!!! OH I’M GLADDDDD! My god he deserves to reunite with his sister after being being away from each other for over 20 years.

Momo. oh my poor boy. Baby hang in there. I hold this boy gently. He’s been through so much ;;;; Isn’t he like. 8 years old!? Yeah he’s 8 years old. My god. 

POLAR TANG!!!! HELLO MY HEART PIRATES! Look at them go~ Love Law’s complete faith in them. And how they’re also confident they can pull off maneuvering the Polar Tang in the dangerous currents. He is their anchor. 

Annnnnd, we’re back with Luffy and Zoro gjskjfg. Bless. “A dead end. You lost your way, didn’t you, Zoro?” GJSKFG I love his teasing Zoro but also... Luffy you’re standing right next to him. You’re as lost as he is. “No, We’ll just cut our path through.” “Okay, quietly though. We can’t ruin the plan.” Ah yes, just quietly cut down an entire wall inside the building. You two totally haven’t thrown the plan completely out the window already. God I love these idiots.

ENMA?!?! YOU GRAB *ENMA* TO QUIETLY CUT DOWN THE WALL?! Zoro I know you want to break in that sword and you’re obsessed with your new cursed spirit but- BOY. No.

Episode 989: 

Godspeed Chopper. Being chased by fucking Big Mom herself? Terrifying.

I am so fascinated by Kanjuro as a villain. Some so detached from any sense of self. Unable to form opinions. Just seeing all those years he spent as a samurai and protecting the Kozuki family being just a ‘role’ he was playing. God, One Piece and all their traumatized kids. I love how different Oda has had trauma change and shape them. those like Law and Corazon and Momonosuke vs Doflamingo and Orochi and Kanjuro. 

Izou you are so hot. That’s all I have to say about that brief conversation between the small whitebeard gang. Izou is just. Gender af.

OH OKAY, SPEAKING OF HOT APPARENTLY! Denjirooooo! Oh my god he’s so impressive. Love this man. Him slipping off his kimono to reveal the Kozuki crest on his back to reveal his identity to Sasaki, his former ally who trusted him? HOT. 

Chopper with a rocket launcher gjsklfg I also love that the very powerful gun on the tank Franky made sounds like a clown honk. Why. gjslkdjg okay but I do love this whole ‘fight’. It’s so wonderful and ridiculous. Hang in there buds ;;;;

[x-birdbrains-x]

🍁 🌿 🌾 🌼 for the soft OC ask! <3

red leaf has been answered but... and thank you <3<3

🌿 What way does your OC show that they care without using words? What way do others show your OC that they’re cared about without using speech?

Marco and Ray are very good at showing their love and attention with and without words. Simple touches like brushing back hair, ruffling hair, kisses on the forehead, hand on a knee, shoulder, just little glances and touches.

Ace needs more so Ray tries to be more vocal with Ace. Ray does like to wrap his arms around Ace’s neck and nuzzle him, showing him, he’s loved.

All three are chatty mother fuckers so it doesn’t happen much without words.

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🌾 Describe your OC through the eyes of someone absolutely head-over-heels in love with them

Ace: Ace sees Ray as someone with the same depth and emotional problems that he has, they understand one another without saying words. Ace likes how sweet the smaller zoan is with him, the nicknames he always uses, how he always knows when Ace needs a pick-up, and when Ace is feeling down, he can always count on Ray to come up to him and just be there.

They get one another’s a sense of humour, Ace laughs so much that he hurts sometimes. He’s proud of Ray for getting past the way he was born and the way he wants to live. He respects it and looks up to him. He also adores how doting Ray is with him.

Ray is soft and squishy and great to cuddle up to.

Marco: Ray always amuses Marco with his strange little habits and the little things he does. His furrowed brows when he’s concentrating on work, how he plays with the feather on his pen. He adores the little quirk he has when he’s happy or nervous and he sprouts feathers.

Ray is his partner, his assistant, and his mate. Their zoans are connected and just as in love with one another as their human sides. They look after one another when it gets too late at night, and remind one another to take it easy, to eat and drink water.

Marco adores the strange humour he has. Enjoys how Ray fits so well with him and Ace, and how it doesn’t feel awkward. The complete feeling, he gets when he’s with Ray and Ace. He loves seeing him in bird form, he adores the cute little bird his partner becomes.

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🌼 Who are this characters friends and found family? How did they meet, how long have they been friends for, could they ever be something more than just friends? What do they look for in a friend or a romantic partner?

The whitebeard's are his found family and his friends. He's close with Thatch, has often been found perching in his hair. At first, he didn’t like Ace or Thatch thanks to the whole ‘hey can I eat this bird?’ ‘You sure can!’ incident.

They all met because Ray in bird form got flung onto the ship. He loved and respects whitebeard after all he’s ‘Pops’

Ray and Marco started off as good friends almost straight away, they worked with one another and then love bloomed between them. Ray took a while to warm up to Ace, he honestly thought it was a slow burn but it was happening faster than he even realised.

He respects and is low key terrified of Izou.

Ray doesn’t have a ‘type’ but he found everything he could have wanted from Ace and Marco, both having qualities the other didn’t that drew Ray towards them.

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❣️ One Piece men and how they would realize they have a big fat crush on you (PART 5)

[part 1 w/ Law, Zoro, Shanks & Smoker] [part 2 w/ Sanji, Sabo, Kid & Rayleigh] [part 3 w/ Ace, Izou, Marco & Thatch] [part 4 w/ King, Yamato, Denjiro & Who’s Who]

a/n: part 5! part 5! this might be my favorite fluff series to write. AGAIN sorry if i roasted your favorite— they made it in this series which means i love them <3

Roger

this man might be the king of the pirates, but is he also the king of realizing what that fluttery feeling in his stomach is?

no

Roger is a very touchy man, so it wouldn’t be unusual for him to carelessly pet your head when you were slumped over the bar again, or to rub your back when you were standing next to him, maybe even invite you to sit in his lap when the crew was having a party again…

… or feel the overwhelming urge to pick you up, push you against a wall and give you the biggest kiss mankind has ever seen

he would need some time to think about if he wanted to kiss other crew mates like that too, but came to the conclusion: most of them no, some a hearty maybe but only you, you were the infinite yes

Roger would definitely consult with Rayleigh & Gaban who would only give him a long, knowing stare

”Roger. have you not noticed how they undress you with their glances every time?”

he didn’t, huh

but be assured that he will knock at your cabin door later that night, leaning in the door frame in all his broad chested glory, laughing out loud when you ask him if he didn’t get any of your 1001 hints (one of them was taking his face in your hands and telling him that you want to lick eggnog of his chest. he didn’t get the memo though)

yes you kiss now &lt;3

Luffy

the dynasty of Roger’s strawhat lives on in this one, so it might actually be the same as above but in yellow

i am only 8% kidding

Luffy trusted his gut a lot, head empty only tummy going brrrr

which is why he is confused about the tingling feeling whenever you are close to him. he just devoured a 10-course-menu (meat on meat on meat— definitely someone’s porn title) prepared by Sanji, how could he still be hungry? was it a stomach bug? that sounded like a cool bug though

he’ll be irritated but will mostly ignore it, it wasn’t a bad feeling, it actually felt very comforting which only would draw him closer to you… like literally. you will never have a hammock on your own again. closed bathroom doors? don’t know her. that’s OUR bath time now. personal space? too bad. he’ll breathe down your neck forever now.

one night the crew will discuss crushes and who crushed on who before which is when Luffy learns the definition of what a crush is (surprisingly not something you do to your enemies, though it was a possibility)

it is finally his turn with the braincell which is why he will turn to you, smiling widely, letting you know that you’re his crush then

since it’s mutual you’ll teach him what crushes do when they’re alone, hehe

Rosinante

what is a crush if not the feeling of your heart being set on fire?

Rosinante takes this a bit too literal and will set himself on fire unfortunately, but luckily you’re always here for the rescue

after you tipped another bucket of water over his head, he would sit down cross-legged and laugh out loud, a warm and hearty laugh

“i have to start paying you for saving my ass all the time.” “it’s on the house.”

you would gently take his red hat off his head, wringing it out next to you, before you throw a towel (you had already knowingly prepared) over his blonde hair, rubbing it dry in slow and soft circles

caught off guard by the kind gesture, Rosinante would freeze for a second, mentally saving the picture of your face so close to his forever

wondering how it would feel to have those sweet lips of yours on his…

he would show you a big, wide smile and ponder about this feeling in his chest a little longer, but fear not, this man will probably slip and fall on a banana peel in the next hour and maybe he will land directly in your outstretched arms…

Killer

slurping the bowl of pasta, Killer watches every movement of yours carefully

“every movement” meaning: you getting in another fight with your hot-headed captain over the meal plan. other than Kid, Killer didn’t complain about eating noodles day in, day out

he was actually surprised that the newest member of the crew, you, a little chef, quickly figured out which food he liked and which not

was it suspicious that you asked him daily about his food preferences? a little. did Killer feel flattered by your attention though? very.

when you throw Kid with a surprisingly strong ass kick out of your kitchen, Killer can’t help but laugh. it just slipped from his lips with instant regret. his laugh, the one thing he loathed

he could feel disappointment rolling over him when you spun around on the spot, staring at him in disbelief. you would probably laugh at him and then…

instead you caught him off guard, when you came running to him, grabbing him by his arms and almost cry with joy over finally hearing this beautiful laugh of his

you… you really liked his laugh?

in this moment Killer was happy about wearing a mask to hide his blushing cheeks, something that had never happened before

he would lay awake that night, staring at the ceiling, wondering why his heart wouldn’t stop racing and why there was always your face whenever he closed his eyes

luckily someone would knock at his cabin door, asking him if he was up for sharing a milkshake together. you brought two straws…

[blacklegsanjiii]

can we have more fluff or hurt/comfort with shirohige!sanjis relationships with the whitebeard ctew? whether its during sanjis childhood or maybe after he becomes a strawhat but i adore the potential here

Alright, this is going to be a list style type of thing lets go!!!!!

Marco: He is the most protective and loving brother Sanji has. He was the only one who could hold Sanji for a long time due to his injuries and with Marco being both a doctor and having been a brat under White Beard for as long as he was he knows all the nooks and crannies that the Moby Dick has to hide brats. He can find Sanji whenever and where ever. He taught Sanji the constellations on nights where the trauma or anxiety kept him awake or when Sanji would wake up screaming in the medical bay from nightmares. He also took Sanji out for his first escapade against the Marines causing Sanji to get his bounty of 100 million Beri at sixteen. Marco is proud because his was similar at fifteen when he stole his fruit from the Marines.

He absolutely keeps Sanji's poster in his medical file. When the one he got for joining the Strawhat crew come out he laughs so hard he cries. Who the fuck is that? That's not Shirohige Sanji?(White Leg Sanji?) For a while that's the only thing keeping them sane, especially when they lose track of Ace. And then when they lose track of Sanji while he's fighting Akainu, Sengoku, and Kizaru?? Fuck. Fuck that's his baby brother. He's so proud of Sanji that if he died fighting it was against those fucks but his baby brother might be dead and he's so fucking upset. He claims first rights to Teach.

Thatch: Sanji's funniest brother and Sanji doesn't claim favorites(It's Marco, anyway) but Thatch teaches him so much. He provides Sanji with cookbooks and nutrition books and explains a lot of the science behind food and taste. It's just that he keeps saying he's married to Ace before they're even dating. Unfortunately Thatch dies so he doesn't get to see Sanji join the Strawhat crew or anything and it hits Sanji so hard when he knows Thatch won't see the actual wedding or anything.

Vista: Taught Sanji to use swords until he decided to just focus on more physical forms of combat. The proudest brother Sanji has. He has shown Sanji off at every possible turn. Claims his cooking was better than Thatch's when Thatch was alive. When Sanji was older and started setting himself on fire he once brandished Sanji's leg as a sword as a joke. Had Sanji in his grip and was just like "USE YOUR CORE" as he jokingly fended off Jozu.

Jozu: The hardest on Sanji. He taught Sanji all about haki and trained his observation and armament and he and Marco have a running theory that Sanji can feel the friction of his blood and use that to set himself on fire. Genuinely thinks Ace and Sanji will be the death of him, Sanji especially because he doesn't have a fruit, can kick a man thirty yards off ship and is the best swimmer. Has told Marco and Pops on numerous occasions that they need to keep a very close eye in case anything else develops. And when he sees Sanji can sky walk he points at Sanji and says to Marco "That sorta shit, that shit right there was what I meant." Marco is losing it.

Izou: Helps Sanji with his gender expression from a young age. Carried Sanji around when he was younger since Oden and Toki took Hiyori and Momonosuke to Wano after leaving with Roger. Tells Sanji all about the title of 'Monster' and how the Government bestows it upon people. He explains that it's up the individual to live up to the title. Izou is the first person to hear Sanji explain he wants to be a monster. To make those who hurt him fear him. Izou smiles and assures him he will do that. In Wano Sanji, Ace and Marco are crying at the loss of another brother. Especially one who smiled so brightly and expressed himself so freely.

White Beard: Best dad Sanji ever had. Would let little Sanji fall asleep on him after particularly long days and will not let anyone take Sanji from him because "he's my last, dammit! Can't exactly hold the rest of you shits!"

Spoils the fuck out of Sanji as he knows everyone else is doing the hard work of discipline on the baby. When he saw Sanji light his legs on fire and Teach was done with he took Sanji to his office and wrapped him in several blankets and then is like "Alright come here brat" and then just holds him and tells him about people gifted without fruits. Sanji suddenly realizes that his dad is dying and White Beard comforts him and says he has some years left.

Ace: Husband. Fell in love with this brash 18 year old boy who tried to kill his dad. Decided to say fuck it and fuck him. And succeeded on both aspects. Sanji absolutely spoils Ace with food and Ace spoils back by keeping the cook warm. Everyone finds them gross. Showers Sanji is kisses and drives everyone mad with how touchy he is. Not that Sanji would have him any other way. It's just how the Shirohige are.

[count-alucard-tepes]

Hello ,living your writing, they are now habitual. How about the men reaction to their s/o leaving lipstick marks all over their faces, teasing them to no end and then go away

Kizaru✨:

“…I feel like you’ve always wanted to do that to me”

Akainu🌋:

“…well at least it’s red lipstick…my favorite color”

Ryokugyu🌱:

“…marking me up so no one else can have me? Little devil”.

Fujitora🐅:

*has no idea what had happened other than him getting kisses*

Sir Crocodile🐊:

“…that’s gonna take forever to come off…but it sure is cute”

Doflamingo Donquixote🦩:

“…yeah I like it…now you can kiss all the way down my chest too”

Benn Beckman 🔫:

*he’d huff and try to wipe it off but it would just spread all

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡:

*he’d blush the entire time and bury his face into his S/O’s chest*

Killer🔪:

*He would blush and cover his face with his mask* “…fine, I’ll just keep it as a display of your love*

Kaido🐉:

*leaves it on his face and then cuddles his S/O happily*

King👑:

“…you can be so childish at times” *proceeds to try to clean his face*

Queen👑:

*smiles happily and leaves it on for the rest of the day*

Izou🔫🔫:

“Do you know how long this is gonna take to come off?” *tries to remove it but it just spreads*

Dragon D Monkey🐉🐒:

*smiles in embarrassment and tries to wipe it off* “…you are a ball of fun to be around”

Oven Charlotte 🍞:

*huffs and proceeds to apply lip stick on* “My turn, now come here!”

Buggy🤡:

*absolutely loves it and cannot stop blushing*

Marco the Phoenix 🦅:

*laughs as he tries to wipe it off* “…come help me, would ya?”