#liz plays m+r

[slcwdance]

Welcome to slcwdance!! a blog for midnightfms and penned by Liz ( 21+, cst ). Template credit to: sup_edits. Introducing . . . M O O N C H A E Y O U N G . . .

☾ ° 。◜Lee Jieun (iu). cis female. she/her.◞ could have swore i saw Moon Chaeyoung in the city tonight, probably heading to saeloun market ! i suppose after living in daegu for 1 year, they know what they like. i hear they’re a costume maker at masquerade community theater, but who knows. friends describe the 28 year old as Resilient + Affectionate, but others might view them as more Detached + Volatile. putting them into words? i’d say they have an air of pricked fingers covered in bandaids, a messy livingroom, old photos hidden away under the bed, if you can’t find them, they might be looking at the city lights from eodum apartments!

🐇 A B O U T

full   name   :    Moon Chaeyoung     nickname   :   -   .          age   :    28   .        gender   :          cis woman   .        pronouns   :    she   /   her   .      fc: Lee Jieun (IU)   orientation   :    heterosexual /heteroromantic.     date   of   birth   :    june 18th , 1995  occupation   :   costume maker.  

🐇 B I O G R A P H Y.

Born with a silver spoon, Chaeyoung is the only daughter and was the heir to the Moon Empire. Ever since she was a baby whatever she wanted she got without even having to ask for it, as a child her room had been filled with toys and during her teenage years her closet had been filled with brand names only. It was a dream life for many, yet in exchange of all those luxuries she was expected to be the best, another thing for her parents to boast about, and she played her part really well.

She became interested in ballet at a young age and it became her whole world. Her eyes sparkled and her mother was more than happy to sign her up in a prestigious academy for it. Chaeyoung dived into that world while keeping her academics as top of her classes, sleepless nights with private tutors came and went but it was worth it in her eyes as she got to compete in the Asian Grand Prix and other competitions earning the attetion of the Korean National Ballet. She was doing wonderful in this new place slowly rising ranks until she became the first dancer, the prima ballerina of the National Ballet and that is when her dreams came crashing down.

She was pregnant.

And she was on her own, the father of the baby was gone and so were her supportive parents who claimed she was a shame to the family once they found out. With nothing more than what she could carry on her bags, Chaeyoung left that life behind moving to Daegu to start again, just her baby and her.

...1 year later.

Chaeyoung pregnancy ran smoothly thanks to a neighbor that took care of her and treated her as if she was her own daughter, the caring mother she never had. She gave birth to a healthy baby boy Jisung who is now almost 1. Even if she struggles with her work, her home is always filled with love.

🐇 P E R S O N A L I T Y.

The Chaeyoung of today is very different from the one during her teen years. The girl who never had to work for anything is now working any job she can, learning new things that can be done at home so she can work while staying close to her baby. long gone is the childish chaeyoung replaced by one driven by love, one that never gives up. her fingers are pricked from her work as a seamstress for the theater but she takes pride in them. A bit emotional detached, takes long to earn her trust and for her to open up, keeps new people at arm's length afraid they would leave her again.

+resilient +adaptable + affectionate

-detached -volatile -mistrustful

🐇 C O N N E C T I O N S

c o m i n g s o o n

[muserepeats]

url tag game 🔮

rules: spell your url with song titles & then tag some friends!

tagged by @thedarkestgreys 😘 srry it took me over a month to complete

M - Money Can’t Buy It - Annie Lennox

U - Under Your Spell - Desire

S - Solid - Young Stoner Life, Young Thug, Gunna, Dr*ke

E -Erotic City - Prince & The Revolution

R - Roads - Portishead

E - Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode

P - Prioritize Pleasure - Self Esteem

E - End of Time - Beyoncé

A - All Gold Everything (Remix) - Trinidad James, T.I., Jeezy, 2 Chainz

T - The Glamorous Life - Sheila E.

S - Shatter - Liz Phair

Tagging @erythromanc3r, @calculated2stagger, @iwantthemtostay, @idontneedtobeforgiven and anyone else who wants to play!

Honorable mention: Why Don’t You Love Me? - Beyoncé (go on YouTube and watch the video, it is fantastic!)

[lcvesickboy]

Welcome to lcvesickboy!! a blog for nepofm and penned by Liz ( 26, cst ) . This is a pinned post introducing

J A E H A P A R K

jeon   jungkook.   he/his.   cis   man.   ›   spotted   at   the   met   steps   ,   jaeha   park   ,   most   likely   listening   to   falling   by   harry   styles   with   their   airpods   pro   .   the   twenty   six   year   old   gained   quite   a   reputation   ,   known   to   be   -aloof   yet   +passionate   to   anyone   who   knows   them   .   you'll   easily   spot   them   when   you   hear   about   sleepless   night   on   the   studio,   a   tattoo   sleeve   on   his   right   arm,   secret   smiles   and   soft   eyes   in   bed   ,   followed   by   invictus   by   paco   rabanne   .   latest   nepoupdates   article   talks   about   well   known   producer’s   parents   used   to   scam   people   for   money   that   they   would   gamble.   rumor   says   he   payed   back   everything   they   owed   ,   but   i   guess   any   reputation   is   good   reputation   .

A B O U T

full   name   :    Park Jaeha    english name:  James Park nickname   :    Jae, Namu (producer alias)        age   :    26.      gender   :       cis man.        pronouns   :    he   /   his   fc: jeon jungkook orientation   :    heterosexual /heteroromantic.     date   of   birth   :    july 05th, 1997  occupation   :   producer / barista .

P E R S O N A L I T Y.

+passionate +adaptable +genuine +loyal

-aloof- opinionated -stubborn -resentful

S U B P L O T # 1 m u s e B

muse a moved to new york chasing a career a few years ago while JAEHA PARK has lived there their entire life. muse a dreams about fame and money, about the day they can afford a designer piece without saving up the money from their paychecks from the last six months while from JAEHA, no one ever expected to work a day in their life with a last name that you’d know the second you were born and with a status like that and pockets full of money, the last place you’d except to see someone like JAEHA is behind a starbucks counter as a barista. but JAEHA never wanted to be dependent on their last name and family status, while muse a would do everything to have that privilege. a few weeks in a row of muse a ordering the same thing on JAEHA’s working shift somehow turned into a moral compass friendship. and it’s just an every day thing when muse a wants to know everything about the luxuries and works their ass off to get there while JAHEA is their reality check, trying to prove them that the world of riches they see on the internet is not what their dreams should be about.

B A C K G R O U N D.

Park Jaeha is the only child of the Park marriage. Son of a former A-list actress in South Korea and a chaebol, now CEO of Park enterprises, the family company known as one of the best in the technology department. Born straight into a world of luxury, Jaeha was never expected to work a single day in his life and while growing up he found himself with loads of freedom to do as he pleased, to let his curiousity win the best of him and try out anything he wished to do, from taekwondo to box, from learning to play an instrument to going to any concert he wanted, Jaeha had everything and anything he wanted on the palm of his hand as long as he asked for it.

It was during highschool that Jaeha had his first crash with reality. Back in those days he had found what really interested him, music. The young boy found himself wanting to develop himself in the musical field and not just as playing the violin like his mother had suggested, no, he he wanted so much more than that. His father didn't approve and non of his money could be used to buy the instruments he wanted, he learnt that lesson quickly when his father found him with a keyboard he had just bought and was quick to throw away, so he began working on a small cafe to pay for his own things.

>> Fast forward

Jaeha worked from the bottom to the top on the music industry, slowly making a name for himself with talent and a bit of luck in his own words. Now he found succes as a producer under the alias of Namu and still a worker of that little cafe he had worked on since his teens, too fond of the place and the old owner to give it up now. Though time was good with him, it wasn't so much with his family...rumor says that they were on the verge of bankruptcy due to his own father's debts, the former CEO had a problem with gambling since his teen days and that problem finally caught up to him. Some even came to scam those around him in a desperate attempt to pay off his debts only to make them bigger instead.

C O N N E C T I O N S

Reality check.- Everyone wants to be part of a world of luxury but no one knows the price you pay . (subplot 1 muse a - TAKEN.)

Soulmate.- A friend, a best friend, a soulmate. No secrets, no judgement, knowing someone better than you know yourself, just understanding and care. A friend, a best friend, a soulmate, family. (OPEN)

Wish.- Parents meddling in their children's life. A wish to fullfill became a date that was awkward, is there still hope for something else? Never ending phonecalls, begging for a second date, parents wanting a deal. Should we listen? (OPEN)

Listen.- Late night conversations, sharing music, stuck on the studio until sun rises. Time flew by. Surprise visits, encouraging words, and sore voices after standing in the recording booth for too long. Only you understand me. (TAKEN)

Nevertheless.- A flame that's only hers, coming to live with every kiss, with every touch. Tangled up in their bed, having midnight conversations and secret smiles. More than his muse. (OPEN)

Dionysius.- Drink, after drink. Late at night only music in the ears and the taste of alcohol in the lips, after a tiring day, after a long week, after a good week. Let's drink away. (OPEN)

OTHER IDEAS

Exes ended in good terms or bad terms.

Childhood friends

Fellow producers / in the music industry

Frequent visitors at the cafe

Family friends / alternatively someone who knows about his dad problems.

A fan of his songs but doesn't know he is THE Namu

Producer intern

His go to tattoo artist

Anything you want!!

[findingroleplays]

Other: Names Stiles, I'm 20+ so I prefer an rp partner no lower than 18+! I mostly do SW rp's but i am open to NSFW depending on the fandom.

Literacy: Semi lit-lit+! I aim for a paragraph or two (minimum for me personally)

Fandom (bold for preferred):

• Percy Jackson

• Heathers

• If We Were Villains

• Teen Titans

• All For The Gams

• Be More Chill

• Soul Eater

Pair: CCXCC preferably! I do M/F, M/M, Or F/F. I sometimes do OcxOc, i'm also totally open to doubling up.

Characters I'd play:

Percy Jackson: Annabeth Chase, Bianca Di Angelo, Piper McLean, Jason Grace

Heathers: Veronica Swayer, Heather McNamara, Heather Duke, Heather Chandler

If We Were Villains: Oliver

All For The Game: Andrew Minyard, Neil Josten, Kevin Day,

Be More Chill: Michael Mell, Rich Goranski, Brooke Lost, Jenna Rolan

Soul Eater: Maka Albarn, Liz & Patty Thompson,

Ships: I have multiple ships for each fandom (minus If We Were Villain’s, it’s just James x Oliver). So please reach out! I’m okay with most ships but I won’t do ships with wide age gaps (Percy x Nico for example, huge no).

Triggers: Animal abuse, r-pe, age gaps, if more pop up ill let you know.

Plot ideas: I have many ranging a lot more in the AU realm with hurt/comfort, second chances, comedies, post canon stuff, horror, depends on the fandom!

Where: RP preferably on discord (or google docs), but not on discord. Though I've had some bad experiences so I do not just hand out my discord anymore. Please like this post & I'll message you here to talk more about details!! Have an amazing day or night!!

[megah3rz]

ive been tagged by both @crazymadredfox and @geometricalien by now and im finally getting around to it 😅

thank you for the tag!! 💕💕💕♥️♥️

Rules: answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to know better/catch up with!

Last song:

pacify her - melanie martinez

very good song to play act out at 3am in ur bedroom btw 👍

Three Ships:

sengen (still my main ship atm ♥️, though i haven't been as active in the fandom recently)

oumota (this ones been a fave for years now! man, times been flying by huh)

LambdaBern (my favorite mean lesbians ♥️)

i think my type in ship is just p a r a l l e l s and t h e m e s but also, they're silly

Currently reading:

i'm reading "thomas the imposter" by jean cocteau! i like it so far.

Last Movie:

i rewatched "liz and the blue bird" again the other day. yes, it did make me sob again.

Craving:

^these thingies. im too lazy to look up what they're called in english

tagging: @roseofcards90 @lovelovelovelove-iloveyou @sai-my-beloved and anyone who wants to i can't remember any urls rn sorry orz dhshjd

[asofterrnm]

since you left

[Image description: a comic strip of 3 square panels. First panel shows a photo of a coffin with the Valenti crest printed on it and sunflowers resting on the lid. Text reads "I found a camera that shows the future". Second panel shows a photo of the Valenti family radio. Text reads "and a radio that plays alien music". Third panel shows a photo of Kyle and Liz, in profile from the waist up. They are outside, standing facing each other. Text reads "everything is so great since you left." Text below the panels reads “e horne and j comeau - a softer world dot com - a softer r n m dot tumblr dot com. End description.]

[newagesispage]

                                                                           DECEMBER 2023 

THE RIB PAGE 

Happy Holidays!!!!! 

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Micky Dolenz got the key to the city when he went to Athens, Ga. With R E M. 

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The Rolling Stones have gotten the Brit Billion Award by BPI for an incredible career spanning 7 decades. They have had a billion career streams, the longest active artist to receive the award. They are the first band in Britian to gross a billion dollars. Hackney Diamonds is # 1 in the UK. 

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JB Pritzker is making some moves. Is he trying to be ready in case Biden drops out? He is talking about abortion on a national level and has given $ to Virginia Dems and to Ohio and Nevada. He also started a non-profit, Think Big America. 

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SAG- AFTRA has ended their strike. The pharmacy workers went on strike. 

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Phish will perform at the Sphere in Vegas. 

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Our national officials are chosen in order that they may protect the political and economic health of the American people. In a contest such as this there is no place for personal bitterness. A great attribute of our political life has been the spirit of fair play with which our Presidential contests have been waged in former years and the sportsmanlike spirit in which we have accepted the result. We prove ourselves worthy of self-government and worthy of confidence as officials in proportion as we keep these contests free from abuse, free from misrepresentation and free from words and acts which carry regret. Whatever the result, we remain fellow countrymen. -Herbert Hoover 

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The Hollywood sign is 100 years old. 

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Liz Cheney has a book, Oath and Honor, filled with revelations about Jan. 6. 

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Red Lobster has apparently lost millions with their endless shrimp promos. Why the hell would they keep having it every year? 

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Rupert Jee is retiring from the Hello Deli. The teams from Letterman and Colbert honored him … in the lobby?? The big names themselves were not there but now Dave decided to be on the Late show again. Coincidence?? 

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There have been many complaints about Tesla auto insurance. Musk promised, “revolutionary” car insurance but most say it is anything but. This country sure has their share of snake oil salesman. 

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Tiffany Haddish was arrested in Beverly Hills on suspicion of DUI during the holidays. 

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Hooray for digital minimalism!!! 

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Check out Super Chikan for some great blues, if you haven’t yet!! 

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Did anybody see this yard sign? I am a Republican, but I am not a fool. 

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Derek Chauvin, convicted of the death of George Floyd was stabbed in his minimum -security prison. 

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Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. - Abe Lincoln 

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So, Speaker Mike Johnson uses his son as his porn accountability partner?? Stories have surfaced that he has had no bank account or financial assets to disclose since 2016. He does seem to have a mortgage and is in the top 12% of earners in this country. 

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People mag tells us that Patrick Dempsey is the sexiest man alive. 

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Flavor Flav and Taylor Swift have become buddies, they say. 

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Don’t miss Monk’s last case on Dec. 8. The whole cast is back! 

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Rashida Tlaib was censured for, “calling for the destruction of the state of Israel.” 

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Days alert: Still missing Jen Lilley!!** Days has been renewed for season 55!!!!** Always glad when Clyde comes back!! I don’t know why but I am really hating “Nick” as “Elliott.” Elliott and Stephanie have no chemistry. ** More Lucas please!!! 

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I know that we think everybody is mentally screwed up right now and yes, people are struggling. I think that if you go down the film noir rabbit hole, you will find some really disturbed characters. We’ve always been a little fucked up! 

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Perhaps the pro- lifers could take a break from harassing local pregnant women and help out with all the babies that need help in Gaza. 

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The FBI is moving to Maryland. 

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Jason Eaton is being charged with the attempted murder of 3 Palestinian college students in Burlington, Vt. 

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Men should never suck anything through a straw. -Fox News 

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Joe Manchin will not seek re-election in the Senate. 

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What? A woman crashes into a house because she thinks it was a Jewish school. It turned out to be a Jewish hate group.  

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Tim Scott has dropped out of the race and his staff learned about it by watching his announcement on tv. 

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Trump’s poll numbers are up to 51% according to the NY Times. He likes the Times again, go figure!!** COSA (convention of states action) is looking to basically restructure the U.S. Government. ** It’s speculative but some may want to call up Article 5. If 2/3 of the state’s petition congress, it must call a constitutional convention. In this, multiple amendments could be proposed. ** Nobody’s hands are clean. -Barrack Obama** On Veterans Day, I learned from a former President that I was vermin. ** Hitler, Mussolini, he plagiarized those guys. -Stephen Colbert** Word is that some right wingers are using confederate code words in their plans. 

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Hooray for independent redistricting. This body which is separate from the legislature that is responsible for drawing the districts used in congress and state legislative elections is a good thing. More of that!! 

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Biden turned 81. I do think people should step aside if age hinders them. I’m not sure that applies to Biden. The Stones are heading out on tour and they are about the same age. Who fucking cares? Age is not the only thing that he gets shit about. Genocide Joe?? Union Joe??** His response to the cease fires, “It’s taking a little longer that I hoped.” 

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The Grammy noms are here. My faves include The Stones (of course) for ‘Angry’, Rickie Lee Jones for Pieces of treasure in trad pop vocal and I am Everything for Little Richard. Other old timers nominated include Joni Mitchell, Dolly Parton, Meryl Streep, William Shatner and Bruce Springsteen. Rage against the Machine, Michelle Obama and Bernie Sanders were also spotlighted. Fingers crossed for the soundtrack of the Al Yankovik story. The comedy category is always tough, this year with Trevor Noah, Wanda Sykes, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle and Sarah Silverman. 

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Sexual assault news: There is a lawsuit against the Lord’s Ranch, its owners and convicted counselor, Ted Suhl. Scary Clown 45 commuted his sentence. The suit alleges that 10-17 year olds were “regularly abused, physically, psychologically and sexually.” The Arkansas facility closed in 2016 .* * Fashion’s Peter Nygard was found guilty of sexual assault in Toronto. ** Sean Combs was accused of rape and sexual abuse. One case was settled but there are more. It has also been said that he blew up a car. ** Axl Rose, Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams have also been accused. ** Sebastian Chacon has been accused of sexual assault by 3 women. ** Josh Giddey was accused of sex with an underage girl. **Many of these are brought thanks to the Adult Survivors Act. 

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Republican Senator Markwayne Mullin from Oklahoma challenged teamster Pres Sean O’Brian to a fight at work. Bernie had to shout them down and remind Mullin he is a U.S. Senator. O’Brian has repeatedly posted comments about Mullin being a “moron” and being, “full of shit.” 

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During the traditional Tuesday morning house meeting, it seems that Kevin McCarthy may have elbowed Tim Burchett in the kidneys. This was witnessed by NPR’s Claudia Grisales. The man was pushed right into her. Adam Kinzinger claims that McCarthy did the same thing to him. ** The ethics report about George Santos came out and it is not good. I’m not sure which is more disturbing, the Republicans defending him or the ones putting him down. To see these Trump zombies putting Santos down when they seem fine with Trump lying is sick. It is also crazy to see some defend him to the end. Yikes!!** America deserves God’s wrath. -Mike Johnson 

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Jimmy Kimmel will host the Oscars again in 2024. ** Trump’s lawyers sent Kimmel and ABC news a letter demanding they retract the accusation that he lost $73 mil on his site. Truth Social has lost only about $31.6 mil. 

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Old thoughts from football player Travis Kelce have surfaced. He seems fond of calling girls, “ugly.” 

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Alia Shawkat had a baby in September. 

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Jonathon Karl has a new book, Tired of Winning. Trump sure means a pile of $ to a lot of people.  

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Hitler did a lot of good things. - Donald Trump (according to John Kelly). ** Why does a third or so of this country want to be told what to do by a dictator wanna be??** When the MAGA crowd tells us that they will leave us without a democracy, believe it! 

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In the Georgia election case, Sydney Powell testified that there was a huge fight in the Trump White House as insiders could not find real evidence about the stolen election and started blaming each other. 

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Insiders say that the DeSantis camp is fighting amongst itself over why he is failing and which one of them is to blame. He has had a recent up- swing but Nikki Haley is holding strong. 

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Can’t wait to read Maria Bamford’s, Sure, I’ll join your cult. 

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Nevada’s Attorney General is investigating false electors in the 2020 election. 

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The NY Attorney General has sued Pepsi. 

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Is Banksy’s first name Robbie and did the BBC know about it? 

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Why do consumers think they must update tech so much?? The saga of our electronic waste is just sick and it never changes. 

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Could a thing like an old -fashioned sounding commercial change the tone of this country?? I hear that Dunkin’, “everybody loves a donut’ jungle and it just seems so simple. Can we agree on donuts??** In another nod to tradition, the Macy’s parade had its biggest ratings ever. 

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Curb your enthusiasm is headed back for another season. 

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Daryl Hall has sued and also got a restraining order against John Oates. The court docs were sealed but it seems Oates wants to sell his half. They are the most successful duo in music history. 

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Open AI has fired their manager and 725 of the 770 employees signed a letter to bring him back. But there have been some complaints about Sam Altman. 

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There is great buzz about Glen Howerton in Blackberry. 

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The government will not shut down for now. * * So far, all challenges to use the 14th amendment have went nowhere. The 14th bars from office those who swear an oath to uphold the constitution and then engage in insurrection. Judges have not agreed that this applies to Trump. 

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Could we see the end of self -check out?? It won’t go away completely but we must keep pushing on that. It has actually been a big flop. Europe is already changing back to more cashiers and it is just beginning in the U.S. Theft has doubled since companies decided to make their customers work AND pay for their items. 

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Schools are welcoming ‘The after -school Satan club’ in Virginia and Connecticut with more to come. The club views Satan as a “literary figure who represents a metaphorical construct of rejecting tyranny and championing the human mind and spirit.” They encourage kids to think for themselves . Activities include community service, puzzles, games and arts and crafts. The ACLU calls it a win for free speech!! 

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Argentina has a new President-elect. The people voted in right wing Javier Milei who owns a cloned mastiff named Conan. 

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The Supreme Court now has an ethics code that is 14 pages long. It is so funny to me that to be President or a part of the highest court in the land, there were no real rules. 

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Chuck E. Cheese is getting rid of all the robot bands except one. 

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On the final episode of the Circus, Bannon was interviewed and he absolutely agreed with all the mayhem that Trump asks for. He seems all about retribution. The reporters pulled no punches which caused other reporters to comment that they need to be harder on the crazies. Yea, like 10 years ago would have been nice. It’s pretty well out of control now. A bit late for that.  

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Have the lawyers looked into Article IV, section 4 of the constitution which states the U.S. shall guarantee to every state in this union a republican form of government?? It seems that Trumps antics would preclude us from having that. Why doesn’t that alone take him off the ballot? 

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A number of high- end brothels were busted. The biz, based in Northern, Va. Has clients from Boston to D.C. James Lee, Han Lee and Junmyung Lee have been charged with violating federal sex trafficking laws. 

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Henry Winkler for President! 

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If in a free government, the minority have the right to break up the government whenever they choose,  It would go far to prove the incapability of the people to govern themselves.- Abe Lincoln 

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Another family with possible elder abuse issues is that of John Amos. His son and daughter are fighting it out. 

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Just when I am trying to decide if I even want to watch Real Time anymore, Maher has Rob Reiner and Albert Brooks on. How can I say no to that??** Bill Maher and Drew Barrymore really did fuck up this strike thing. ** Rob Reiner has a podcast about JFK. 

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Disney, Apple, Lionsgate, WB and Discovery have pulled ads from X. 

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Stephen Colbert had to cancel some shows when his appendix ruptured. 

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Resident Alien will be back with season 3 in 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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Rosalynn Carter is truly one of my personal heroes. I adored her book, First lady from Plains. Her honesty and her passion for politics just jumped off the page. The world lost one of its best people. What a beautiful soul. 

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R.I.P. Adam Johnson, Shannon Wilcox, Peter White, Pat E. Johnson, Marina Cicogna, Matt Ulrich, war victims, Frank Borman, Karen Davis, Linda R. Hirshman, Johnny Brown, Dex Carvey, David Del Tredici, Radcliffe Bailey, George Brown, Suzanne Shepherd, Doug Ibold, Phil Quartararo, Shane MacGowan, Henry Kissinger, Frances Sternhagen and Rosalynn Carter. 

[thegeminisage]

um. spooky?

[girlwiththegreenhat]

dad was bitching about some school banning kids wearing anything with the american flag on it because it upsets people (fucked up unfortunately but I Get It) and commenting how some parents are upset because musIims wear various head coverings and the schools wont ban that because “its their culture”, then saying “WeLl ThE aMeRiCan FlAg Is oUr CuLtUrE”

i will be honest when i say i don’t know much about religion but im pretty sure religion and culture are different things and you wont be seen as Indecent and Offensive To The LORD if you dont wear an american flag in public 24/7, kevin

d*nt rebI*g please ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[marvelouspeterparker]

P R O F E S S O R ’ S  S W E E T H E A R T  M A S T E R P O S T 

smut indicated by *

fic and blurbs under the cut

PROFESSOR’S SWEETHEART *

professor holland is the best thing to happen in your college experience, for a whole number of reasons.

b l u r b s

let’s begin

the first time you and tom see each other. (prequel)

time for celebration

liz’s reaction to you staying over at tom’s place.

reminding you what’s his *

tom sees a frat boy trying to ask you out and has no choice but to fuck you in his office afterwards, obviously.

summer flirting 

you, tom, liz and harrison all hangout during your summer break, liz takes this time to make a move on harrison.

six months

for your six month anniversary, you and tom both surprise each other. (can be read as a prequel to the first i love you)

the first i love you

their first i love you.

cuddling and reminiscing

over a year since you and tom got together, he starts to reminisce during your christmas movie marathon.

tease *

when tom decides to tease you and it backfires after class.

interrupted *

you and tom are almost caught and the reason for it is less than favorable.

i need you * (ish)

tom’s stressed out and he really needs to feel you. (cockwarming blurb)

a ride in the office * (part two to i need you)

you ride tom after cockwarming him while he finished his work.

here for you

you’re stressed out and unintentionally push tom away, he makes sure to show you that you’re not alone. 

meet the parents

in which tom meets your parents.

my girl

tom finally gets to call you his, in public.

kiss deprived

you’re sick and tom takes care of you, but he misses your kisses. 

valentines day

your first valentine’s day with tom, he can’t help but spoil you.

one lucky bitch

you’re a little careless with the marks you leave on tom’s neck and you only realize the next day during class.

i messed up

in which tom lets his jealousy get the best of him and he has to make it up to you.

i’m all yours *

an alternate version of “i messed up” that leads to you being pressed against tom’s office door.

your secret’s safe with me

you and tom get spotted while you’re eating dinner together. 

i got the job

you get a job as a teaching assistant, but when you find out why you got it, your mood changes completely.

it was all you

part two to “i got the job”, you and tom make up.

whoops

you wear one of tom’s shirts to class and he can’t seem to focus.

i’ll always be there

aftercare with tom.

attention

you’re tired of girls flirting with tom during class, so you decide to tease him by not wearing any underwear under your very short skirt.

interesting study methods *

tom helps you study for a test in a very interesting and pleasing way.

just wanna be with you

it’s your birthday and tom treats you well. 

what you deserve

tom spoils you and you can’t help but wonder why.

so when’s it coming?

you and tom spend the holidays at his family’s house. 

eating a snack ;)

alternate universe where the pandemic happens––y/n takes tom’s class from his bedroom and can’t help but tease him.

under the table *

same alternate universe, but you give tom a bj while he’s teaching a zoom class.

let’s see *

you wear a tank top with no bra to class and when tom hears a dumb frat boy make a suggestive comment about you, he just has to bring you to his office to play with you.

girl of my dreams *

just some fluffy bath smut. 

all the time

tom just really likes seeing you in his shirt.

yes, darling?

tom accidentally calls you a pet name during class. 

did so good *

your presentation goes really well and tom rewards you for all your hard work.

home

you had a rough day and ask tom to bring you home.

let me help

you’re struggling with you work and tom helps you out. 

goodnight

tom comes home late from work to find you asleep in his bed, surrounded by papers and books. 

nonsense

to tries to help you with your work for another class but he has no idea what’s going on.

promise

you get some bad news and tom comforts you. 

lucky

tom gets emotional when you take care of some things for him after realizing how lucky he is.

professor’s sweetheart

tom has a thought about a certain well known saying. 

good morning *

when harrison walks in on you and tom going at it, but your lower halves are conveniently hidden from his view, tom doesn’t hesitate to keep going.

just realized *

you and tom have a casual conversation while you’re busy. 

just a little longer *

tom has you wear a vibrator during his class.

i know *

one of tom’s colleagues flirt with him and you take him back to his office to remind him that he’s yours. 

one last present * (mentions)

you surprise tom for his birthday.

i’ve been waiting for this

you graduate and tom is finally able to show the world you’re his. 

we?

you give tom the best news he could ask for. 

hello everyone

at your ten year reunion, jaws drop as everyone sees who your baby daddy is.

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Kisses

Request: Yes / No  Can you do a sweet pea x female reader with number 24 and 28 both in the fluff list pleasee, the reader wake Sweet Pea up Anon

Requests are closed <3 Have a nice day/night

Sweet Pea x Fem!Reader 

Word count: 485

Warnings: Nothing I think 

Y/N: Your Name 

Prompt(s):  "You did not just boop me.", "Kiss me." "Not with that morning breath."

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Today was a relaxing day for Sweet Pea and I. Neither one of us had school or Serpent business to deal with today. Normally I would sleep in with Sweets, but I really just couldn't for some reason. So I got up and made myself some breakfast with a very strong coffee. I ate while watching some T.V. and waited for Sweet Pea to wake up. However, an hour later when I finished eating and got bored of the shows they were playing, Sweets still wasn't awake. I huffed and decided to clean the place up a bit. That took me about two hours and he still wasn't awake! It was about one now and I had run out of ways to keep myself from waking him up. I walked into our room and found him peacefully snoring away. I smirked and crawled on top of him, but he hardly reacted. I started shaking him and he groaned, trying to rollover, but he couldn't with me on top of him. 

"Come on sleepy head, it's already one!" I said and he groaned again. 

"Sweets! I'm so bored, wake up!" I said, shaking him more. His eyes finally fluttered opened and gave me a tired smile. 

"Morning babe." He said, his voice deeper since he just woke up. 

"Afternoon." I corrected and he rolled his eyes. 

"Sorry afternoon babe." He said and I smiled. 

"That's better." I said as I booped his nose. He raised a brow at me and I simply smiled. 

"You did not just boop me." He said and I giggled. 

"Maybe, whatcha gonna do about it?" I asked and he smirked. His hands moved up my body and he began to tickle me. Once he got the upper hand he flipped me over and kept tickling me. My stomach hurt from all the laughing and I could hardly breath. 

"Sweets! I-I-I can-n't br-breath!" I said in between giggles. 

"You shouldn't have booped me!" He laughed. 

"P-please! Pl-please! I-I'll do any-anything!" I begged. 

"Anything?" He asked and I nodded. He finally stopped and I sat up quickly while he sat on his knees. 

"Kiss me." He said and I smiled. Lent in and closed his eyes. I also lent in, hut just before our lips met I pulled back slightly. 

"Not with that morning breath." I said and quickly ran off into the living room. 

"Y/N!" He shouted and I giggled. 

"Brush your teeth then you'll get all the kisses you want!" I called back and I heard him groan, but he went to brush his teeth anyway. He came into the room and tackled me onto the couch. 

“Better?” He asked and I smiled. 

“Much.” I said and kissed him. I pulled back, but he pulled me back into a kiss. 

“You’re not getting away this time.” He said with a smirk, and I knew how today was gonna go. 

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Best of Friends 7

Peter Parker X reader, Jason Todd x Reader

Summary: Jason and his family finally go back to Gotham, but will Peters and Y/n's relationship recover or become worse?

It's been a week since the Waynes have left New York. Ever since then you have been lonely.

You got used to being followed everywhere by Jason and his brothers, and you missed their constant brotherly bickering. But most of all, you missed your best friend, Peter Parker.

Ever since that night at the carnival, your relationship has never been the same. Every time you saw each other within the week Jason was here, Peter either gave you the cold shoulder or was cold to you, only speaking to you when necessary. It was infuriating.

Especially because you did nothing wrong. You cannot for the life of you recall a moment where you did anything to warrant this behavior from Peter. And it makes you sad. Peter was you best friend. Hell he was you're only friend for a while. You even thought the two of you would become more than friends. But apparently not.

So there you were, sitting in your room mourning the friendship you think you lost.

Your pain was so obvious that the whole team saw it. And they were worried about you.

"Maybe I should go talk to her.." Tony said, hearing you cry for the third time that day.

"Yeah, and we'll find that Parker kid." Natasha said with Bucky and Wanda flanking her sides. All three exuding a cold aura.

The rest of the team shuddered at the sight. Knowing that Peter might not come to the tower unscathed, Tony shook his head

"No, the kids a good intern. Cap do you mind...?"

"I'm on it. Come on, Buck."

Steve was your self-declared god father. He hated seeing you in pain.

"Maruchan Candidate stays here." Tony says exasperdley, " You just got pardoned for murder, remember?"

Bucky huffed and plopped down on the couch. Sending a glare to Tony that had him rushing to the stairs.

"Ok..I'm gonna go talk to Y/n now.."

Once up the stairs he lets out a sigh of relief, "I cannot believe I let him live here."

He heads to your room, heart hurting as he hears your sniffles and cries increase. But then he hears a male voice in your room.

"Aw come on Printsessa, don't cry!"

Pietro.

Tony prayed this day would never come.

"I just don't understand, I didn't do anything..." You cry, voice breaking.

"Oh of course you didn't. You were the perfect friend." Pietro coos, " Come now, it pains me to see such a pretty girl cry"

Okay that was the last straw.

Tony rushed to the room and knocked on the door before marching in.

"Y/n! I came to see how you're feeling." Tony says loudly. He pauses to get a good look at the scene in front of him.

Pietro sat next to his weeping daughter, stroking her hair as she buries her face into a pillow. Pietro senses Tony's unease and stands, patting you on the head, ' I'll go get you some more tissue okay?"

And with that he zooms off. Tony rolls his eyes and takes his spot next to you.

"How are you feeling Kiddo?" He asks softly.

You sniffle, and look up from your pillow, " Daddy I don't know why he won't talk to me."

Tony frowns, knowing you only call him "daddy" when you're truly upset.

"Oh kid, Peter's probably going through something...it has nothing to do with you.."

"That's not true! He only refuses to talk to me. Ever since he asked out Liz, he hates me!" You cried, throwing yourself into your fathers arms.

He hugs you back, placing his chin on your head. Letting you cry into his shirt.

He sighs, wondering how he got caught up in this teen drama.

"Maybe you both should just talk it out." Tony suggests

"How am I supposed to talk it out if he won't talk to me!" You shout, ripping yourself from his arms and back into the comfort of your blankets. Tony panics, he really wasn't used to the drama.

"Sir, Peter Parker is in the common room."

Friday reports, comically sounding annoyed at the boys presence.

You look at your father in betrayal, "You brought him here!"

"Y/n..come on let's go talk-" "No!" you cried, " Why should I be the one to make with him? He's the one with the problem!"

"Kid.."

"NO just leave me alone." You say sadly, turning your back on the man.

Tony sighs again, really not used to this drama. He makes his way down the hallway, and into the common room. There he saw Peter, sitting petrified on the couch as the rest of the Avengers glared at him from around the room.

"Hi Spiderman." Tony says in a sarcastic voice.

"M-Mr. Stark." Peter says quickly standing up, "S-sir, I-"

Tony holds up a hand, cutting the boy off. Then he turns to Pietro and Wanda.

"It seems that m daughter needs some..extra comfort. If you two don't mind.."

They nod and walk to the room, glares making Peter want to pee his pants.

"I don't remember them being so close." Tony mutters, " Anyway, come walk with me Peter."

Peter scurries next to his mentor. Shrinking when he has to pass Nat, Steve, and Bucky.

"Um..did you need me for something sir..."

"Why is my daughter upset Parker."

"...what?"

"Why. is. my. daughter. upset?"

"I..I don't"

"Because, my little girl is up in her room, crying over a boy. do you know who that boy is?"

"Probably Jason Todd." Peter mutters

Oh. oh, that makes perfect sense.

"You're jealous." Tony says as if he made an epiphany.

"What? Mr. Stark don't be silly I-"

"No, you were jealous of Jason and Y/n."Tony states, " Peter Parker are you in love with my daughter?"

"wh-WHaT?" Peter squeaks out.

No. No of course he's not in love with you. You were his best friend for crying out loud.

"Oh? Then why are you mad at Y/n? Hmm? She says you've been mad since the carnival. "

Because he hated seeing you with him. He hated how this other guy made you look so happy. How comfortable you were with him, just like you were with Peter. Because Peter wanted to be the only one.

Oh shit...

"I'm in love with Y/n..." He whispers to himself.

Tony smirks, " Yeah kid, I know."

"Oh my god.."

"Listen kid, I'm not fond of my little girl being in a relationship. But she's in her room crying her eyes out, because her best friend, YOU won't talk to her. So I need you to go and have that hallmark moment and make up with each other."

Peter's heart breaks, he hates the idea of making you cry. Maybe he should of thought about that before ignoring you like that.

"Right. " Peter squares his shoulders and prepares to walk to you room.

"Woah" Tony says, grabbing him by the shoulder, " If she doesn't forgive you, you leave her alone."

"Wh-what?"

"Pete, I like you. I do, but Y/n is my daughter, and me and Pepper raised her to never let a man...or uh boy, to make her feel the way she does now."

"R-right..I get it. I need to talk to her."

"Okay, go for it kid. Just...don't mess up again, please. I can only handle so much drama."

"Right." He nods. He heads to your room, hands sweating as guilt swelled in his heart. He didn't mean to act like a douche. He really didn't.. it's just that, when he saw you with Jason it hurt. And then every time he would see you, he can see the way you cuddled with Jason on the couch. And how he looked at you, the same way Peter looked at you.

He reached the door to your room, and heard the conversation you were having with Wanda.

"I just..don't know what to do ..."

"Y/n you do not need to do anything. What you need to do is text Jason and go on a date."

No.

"Or you can go on a date with me~" SMACK "OW Wanda"

No.

"I can't do that...me and Jay-"

"You and the Wayne boy have a connection. We saw it."

"But...Me and Peter had a connection."

"Yeah until he ruined it." "Pietro!"

"No he's right." You sigh, " I haven't even seen Peter in a week and every time I do he glares at me."

"Exactly. So you know what you have to do."

A silent pause. Then Peter heard you sigh and say

"Okay I'll text him."

Oh hell no. Peter burst into your room, "Y/nIMSORRYI'MAJERKPLEASEDONTSTOBEINGMYFRIENDANDPLEASEDON'TGOOUTWITHJASON!!"

You, Wanda, and Pietro jumped, turning to the door where Peter just busted in.

"Peter? what?"

"He's lost it, I'll take him out."

"PIETRO" "What?"

"Y/n...I'm so sorry." Peter says softly, "You're my best friend. The one person that...that I really trust. I love spending time with you. ANd how you're face looks when you're watching movies. I love how competitive you get when we play board games"

"Oh barf!" "Pietro!"

"Peter you really hurt me..."

"I know, and I'm so sorry. I just..." Peter sighs, " I was just...I was jealous. You and Jason were so close and...and I thought he'd take you away from me..and I- I'm so sorry."

You stay quiet, digesting what Peter just told you.

"Peter I...I"

"Let me take you out."Peter says quickly.

"What? Pete maybe that's not such a good idea..."

"Please? I wanna make it up to you. Just you and me."

You look at Wanda and she shrugs, leaving it up to you,

"Alright. This is your last chance."

"Awesome."

[wozwaid]

would you do hcs for the soul eater boys realizing their crush on you and telling you?? tysm! :]

YES SOUL EATER REQUESTSSSS

if you dont know, I'm the biggest simp for soul evans so just putting that out there

also all my soul eater fics are crack + fluff fics because these children are fucking crazy

TW: swearing. a lot of swearing. i swear a lot. I'm really sorry its a bad habit I'm working on it ANYWAYS-

LETS GET IT

Soul

- say it with me, everyone.

- not. fucking. cool.

- cool guys don't settle down... right?

- but you obviously would wanna date a cool guy like him... right?

- he’s SO INSECURE

- like should he tell you?

- so he goes to Black Star. 

- you read that correctly ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary pals. Soul Eater Evans asked Black Star for relationship advice.

- he's desperate don’t judge him (plz do tho Maka and Tsubaki haven't stopped laughing)

- so he shows up in a leather jumpsuit (roll with it) and proclaims his love for you at the top of DWMA academy

- nobody could hear him. they all just saw what appeared to be a screaming monkey

- look he's cool and all but he’s also a total idiot.

- he assumes you not responding means it’s a no and he gets DEPRESSED

- but then Maka was like “dipshit they couldn’t hear you”

- SO BACK TO SQUARE ONE!

- he shows up at your door with flowers and a card. he knocks on your door, but when he hears you approaching he drops everything and SPRINTS AWAY.

- so you have these flowers and a card with your name on it on your front porch. inside is a letter saying “hey y/n, you’re really cool an if you wanna hang out some time, meet me at the basketball court tomorrow at 11am.”

awe he did it... kinda.

Black Star

I'm gonna claw his eyes out I swear to god HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT-

*ahem* anyways.

- Black Star... hmm... how do I say this. he has his head up his ass.

- wouldn’t know what romantic feelings were even if they smacked him in the head, but they couldn’t smack him in the head, because his head is stuck up his ass.

- Tsubaki is like “why do you keep challenging y/n? they clearly don’t wanna spar with you right now.”

- and BS is just like “no they do.” and that's the end of the conversation.

- Tsubaki realizes that he has a crush on you, but he’s just too dumb to notice, so she literally tells you for him.

- she’s like “yo, y/n. Black Star is kinda in love with you but he’s too stupid to realize it.”

- and you’re like “sweet ok ill go ask him out.”

- SOOO  you go to Black Star after class and ask him to dinner.

- bad move. you can kiss your savings goodbye, but you might get to kiss Black Star???

- anyways, he’s like “OF COURSE YOU WOULD WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH THE STRONG AND INCREDIBLE BLACK STAR! ILL PICK YOU UP!”

- and you’re like “wait you don’t know where I live-” “YES I DOOOOO SEE YOU AT 8″

- not creepy at all Black Star. not creepy at all.

- he’s freaking the fuck out

- so he shows up at your apartment looking like he just survived Hurricane Maria and then went swimming with sharks but didn’t bring any equipment. remember how he dressed for the episode where they celebrate the founding of DWMA? he looks like that, but somehow worse.

- you take him inside, throw him in your room with a towel and tell him to shower since there’s gel EVERYWHERE

- you guys just end up staying inside, playing videogames!

Death the MAN

- sooooo DTK. my favorite character

- i’m not totally sure how he’d handle it

- I dont think he would handle it tbh

- he’s a genius, but he's FUCKING STUPID

- he decides to shove his feelings into the back of his mind because, as he said, “that’s a problem for future Death the Kid, not me.” Same honey, same.

- but then he sees you getting hit on and PULLS OUT HIS PISTOLS AND FUCKING MURDERS-

- nah he just grabs you and walks away

- ur like “uh hello what’s up?”

- he realizes that he messed up your shirt while dragging you outside.

- a-symmetrical. bad. not good. Death the Kid.exe has stopped working

- and ur like “OH SHIT IS HE DEAD”

- so you take him to the nurse because why not.

- and so there you are, sitting in the nurses office, watching your crush practically bleed out. fun!

- and he says your name in his sleep and you automatically crash

- when he wakes up, he sees that you’re asleep in a chair next to him, so being the LOVELY HUMAN BEING (shinigami? both? who’s DTK’s mom? help?) that he is, he picks you up and lays you down next to him, falling asleep holding onto you

- liz and patty are taking pictures. he’ll never hear the end of it from those two.

Stein

damn what those hands do?

- so we figured out a valuable piece of information

- dr. stein has a heart and it works

-  wanna know how? 

- you were kicking his ass and he got really flustered bc you were sweating and he had DIRTY THOUGHTS-

- so boom. human emotions. stein has those. problem solved. ladies and gentlemen (and non-binary pals), we got him.

- stein doesn’t understand what to do with his feelings for you

- does he... does he remove his heart? will that make it better?

- no oh my god someone please stop him he's actually gonna do it-

- he ends up just telling you face to face with the most expressionless expression you’ve ever seen

- and you’re like “hey um r u ok?”

- AND THEN YOU SEE A TINY BLUSH AND AIWEOJFDAPWOIERFDS AWWWWWW

- marry him. m a r r y  h i m. when stein falls for someone, he falls HARD.

- you’re in it for the long run with him. hope you’re ready to never sleep cuz he’ll perform experiments on you!

Spirit (Death Scythe)

- HOW DO YOU KNOW

- HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF HE ACTUALLY LIKES YOU

- I CAN NOT READ THIS MAN

- he does have very pretty eyes tho

- BUT LIKE ARE WE A THING? IS IT A ONE NIGHT STAND? DO YOU LIKE ME? DO YOU NOT? STOP SPIRIT YOU’RE SCARING THE BABY (that's me. I'm the baby)

- i deadass have no clue what to say. my -3 IQ can’t handle this. good luck homie, this one’s a doosey.

OK IDK WHETHER TO WRITE FOR JUSTIN OR NOT I CANT FIND ANY GIFS AND THAT’S MAKING ME WEIRDLY NERVOUS OK BYE LOVE YOU GUYS

[yakumtsaki]

-Oh Liz, queen of my heart, I never thought a humble bloodthirsty bandit such as myself would ever be so deliriously, disgustingly happy! I can barely believe it! -Believe it, darling! -Nothing will ever come between us, right? -Of course not! I’d rather die than live a single second without you! 

-Agnes, about fucking time you showed up. I need a divorce.  -And I need to not be a head of the Jacoban Church™️ so I can have carnal relations with Royal Advisor Rae. Life’s a bitch. -Right sure, gross, but my issue is solvable, just grant me a divorce, no biggie. -YES BIGGIE, are you insane?? Marriage is a sacrament!!! The Jacoban Church™️ does not grant divorces- -Well I’m sure you can make an exception- -Let me finish! Does not grant divorces.. for free.

-Ah darling, there you are, practicing your bandit sword moves again huh? Here, have a new dagger in a rose sheath. -Aw Liz, so sweet! -I know, I’m the best. So I have some news, nothing interesting really, we just got a temporary divorce so I can marry that elf freak and annex Effenmont. I knew you’d be cool about it. 

-YOU FUCKING WHAT? WE TOOK A HOLY OATH IN FRONT OF THE GLOWING MARRIAGE OFFICIANT NPC -Well that’s a lot of religion for someone who was robbing unarmed peasants left and right! -OH DON’T EVEN. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

-It’s only temporary! You can be my royal mistress in the meantime! 

-OH YA SURE I’LL BE YOUR MISTRESS, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND??? TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS BOSOM  -Ok I am. -LAST TIME YOU’LL BE SEEING IT, BITCH

-FINE KAYLEY, FINE, LEAVE!!! I’LL MARRY THE LAME EFFENMONTIAN AND WE’LL HAVE KIDS SO PASTY THEY’LL LITERALLY BE INVISIBLE. AND THEN YOU’LL BE SORRY

Ok Liz I know you’re in major crisis but why would she be sorry over your pasty kids? -I DON’T KNOW. SHUT UP

-Well well, looks like someone fucked up her own undeserved happiness! Could not have happened to a worse person! :) -I can’t even exchange insults with your wrinkly ass today, Rae, fuck off. -Ok! :) Just letting you know the elves are here! :) -I’m gonna chop that smirk right off your head istg.

-Salutations, Lady Elizabeth. I’d like to inform you right from the start that I have no interest in marrying you, because this quest is designed with me playing annoyingly hard to get.

-Salutations to you too, Aryan wet-dream. Let me in turn inform you that I couldn’t give less of a shit about this and I just want to get it over with so I can go cry on my throne.

-That’s not how it works! You’re supposed to be besotted with my elusive elvish beauty! 

-Yea I hate to break it to you but you people are about as elusive as your ‘hidden homeland’ with the maps to its location available at every thrift store, now just marry me already and let’s get this alliance going, I’m losing valuable crying time here!

-We’re gathered here today.. didn’t I just marry you last week? -I’m going to execute everyone in this church if you don’t get this done in under 1 minute. -Ok then, well let me just say I’ve never seen two people more in love..

-..such sincere smiles!  -Yea definitely, I mean I can’t speak for point ears here, but I absolutely do not crave death.  -I now pronounce you married, and I pronounce Elizabeth an Empress!  -Awesome, best wedding ever, let me just find Agnes for a sec-

-Alright, divorce me. -WHAT??

-Old age affecting your hearing? D I V O R C E M E -This is ridiculous!  -So is your creepy non-physical affair with my advisor, don’t want that getting to your flock now do we? -FINE, you’re divorced. AGAIN. -Good, let me get the fuck outta here..

-Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?

STOP OMG it’s Consort Linotta aka literal younger version of piratefu, this is the most stereotypical shit ever I can’t.

-Well, Linotta, you already have ‘Consort’ in your name, and you bear an uncanny resemblance to someone very dear and not currently near to my shattered heart.. So I guess I have only one question for you..

-Feel like digging for some gold?

Boy does she ever! This was honestly suspiciously easy, we’re clearly in the Post-Bella-Dina-Caliente phase here. Also I can’t believe we’re doing this in the Jacoban cathedral of all places but you know what, might as well automatize this so we don’t have to keep changing locations-

-aka woohoo in Agnes’ bed! Absolutely over for the moral authority of the Jacoban Church™️.

-We are gathered here today, because we never left, because Empress Elizabeth’s last wedding was half an hour ago- -Put a good spin on this or I’ll decapitate you? -BUT the Watcher works in mysterious ways, and sometimes half an hour is more than enough to build the foundations of a strong marriage!

-I made it, hoes! The era of Royal Consort Linotta begins! And consort to an empress, not some cucky queen!

*Netflix-The Crown theme playing*

[divinerulerluvr]

NSFW Alphabet w/ James Patrick March

Requested by @frankenkyleluvr

Fasten your seat belts, my horny friends. This'll be a wild ride.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He probably doesn't care about any sort of aftercare to be honest.

Would probably just fall asleep with you.

Maybe shower with you after.

Nothing fancy.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

JPM is definitely narcissistic so his face is his favorite part of his body.

I just know he enjoys looking in the mirror at himself.

Maybe his chest/abs.

He has a very nice body.

He likes your ass.

Definitely an ass guy.

Likes to slap it and spank it during sex.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Loves cumming on your face or tits.

Would probably take some of the cum off your chest and open your mouth to have you suck his fingers clean.

He's a kinky bitch.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

This is kinda weird but I have a feeling he gets turned on by imagining killing you.

He'd never do it, but he'd think about it.

Uses his omnipotence to spy on you all the time. (Post-death of course)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Super experienced.

Could get you shaking within minutes.

He knew how to use his fingers like a fucking god.

And he knows he's good, too.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Likes that position where he holds you and pushes you against the wall so he can fuck into you. (Idk what it's called)

The one where your legs are on his shoulders.

Really likes bending you over tables and his desk and fucking you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Super serious.

Puts all his energy into making it feel good for you.

Never jokes about it.

This man takes sex very seriously.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Dark and limited is all I'll say.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Eh it depends.

On one hand, he could be sweet and caring.

Soft touches and sweet praises.

On the other, he could be fucking you into the goddamn mattress.

Taking any sort of anger out on you.

And you'd let him.

Cus he's hot.

Pretty privilege bitch.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Jerks off while spying on you.

This man has no idea or concept of boundaries.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dominating you.

Knife/gun play

Fear play

Power imbalance (having you tied up)

Blood kink

SADISM.

Crying

Dub-con

Humiliating you

DEGRADATION.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Over his desk

Anywhere in the hotel.

Literally anywere.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you bite your lip.

Wearing revealing clothing.

Addressing him as "Mr. March"

When you get needy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There is absolutely nothing James wont do

As long as the power dynamic stays in shape, it's fine.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Face fucking face fucking face fucking face fucking.

Lives for the face fucking.

Holds you against the wall as he brutally fucks your mouth.

Likes the look on your face while he does it.

But he's also very good at eating you out.

It's his specialty.

Besides his fingers good lord

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough 90% of the time.

Like I said, a very aggressive person.

But he does it so good, can you really complain?

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not his favorite but they're fine.

Unless he cums in you and makes you keep it in you as you go about your day.

Especially if you were going to go down to have drinks with Liz.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He makes risks his bitch.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

The best stamina ever.

Can go really long and then once he cums, it's easy for him to continue.

Not a pussy when it comes to prolonged sex.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Prefers no toys but will always use rope.

Ties you to the headboard with rough rope so it leaves marks that'll remain there for days.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Very very very much unfair.

He'll graze his touch all over your body, watching the goosebumps on your skin break out and watching how your shiver.

Says the most taunting things ever.

"There's my good girl,"

"Is that any way to treat the man who touches you?"

"If you're quiet, I'll give you a reward,"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Literally just deep groans and profanities.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He has a god complex.

You cannot tell me otherwise.

Loves making you scream.

Like, the scream that'd have hotel guests suspicous.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Big

Dick

Energy.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Ungodly high.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I have the odd feeling he's an insomniac.

I don't know why but I just get that feeling, ya know?

Never sleeps unless absolutely fucking drained.

Is awake when you fall asleep and awake when you wake up in the morning.

[tommydarlings]

may i request a fluff with Arvin x reader?

maybe like the reader has a thing for arvin’s hands and arvin notices it and you know ;)

thank you 🥰

Thanks you for the Request darling! ♡  

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Hold my hand ( or my throat ) 

pairing: Arvin Russel x reader 

warnings: kinda sexual tension? 

w/c: 0.4k 

Requests: OPEN 

Summary: y/n is Arvin´s girlfriend and y/n has a little secret that Arvin should never discover. 

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Okay, so…where should i start? Arvin and I are now together for about 3 Months and i love him so much. Everyone says that Arvin is just a violence and cold-hearted boy who has no respect. But that´s wrong. Arvin is the cutest, kindest and absolute loveliest boy ever, but most of the people can´t see it or don´t even give him the chance to prove them wrong.

I really love everything about this boy. His fluffy brown hair with light waves in it, his chocolate brown eyes and his sweet smile that i truly adore.

But there´s one thing that i really love – no – there´s one thing that i´m really obsessed with.

His Hands.

Yeah, maybe that sounds kinda embarrassing, but have you seen them?

His veiny, strong and big Hands.

Believe me please when i tell you that his Hands will be the death of me.

Arvin sat on the couch with me when i grabbed his hand and played with his fingers. What this fingers could do to me, What his Hands could do to me-

„You ´kay princess?“ he asked and i nodded and played with his fingers again. After a minute he asked something that made my heart stand still. 

„Do you maybe have a thing for my hands?“

fuck.fuck.fuck                    

„No?“ i told him but it sounded more like Question. He hummed a quick ´okay´ before he stood up.“Where you going?“ i whined. „Nowhere, just have to grab something real quick“ he answerd.

Suddenly he grabbed me by throat from behind with his hand but without pressure so it kinda just laid on my throat but it still felt so good. „Are you sure that you don´t have a thing for my Hands baby girl?“ he whisperd directly into my ear.

I whined and shaked my head ´yes´. He put a little bit or pressure on my throat with his hand and i whined again.

I just couldn´t help it.

„Don´t lie to me princess“ he whisperd in my ear again. He won´t kill me when i tell him right? So just say it y/n.

„Your r-right a-arvin“ I told him.

„Oh, i know princess… you know why?“ i shaked my head ´no´ and he sighed before he said,

„Words princess“

I swallowed my anxiety down and answerd, „No a-arvin, i-i don´t know w-why you a-are always right“ fuck, i stuttered… i usually only sutter when i´m really nervous.

„Because i´m right everytime princess“ he whisperd with his rough voice in my ear.

He came up infront of me and pulled me up by throat. He leaned in so that his mouth was just a few millimeters away from my ear.

„Bedroom. Now.“

That will be a long Night.

 a/n: Hope you like this one! I´m sorry that it´s so short :/ ily, liz <3