#lmao thank you

[potetosaradas]

I find it hilarious that Prime’s shorter than C137 in the flashbacks and that the only reason it’s not as blatant is because of his gay ass haircut

WHEEZE WHEEZE WHEEEEEZE!!!!!!

MANS TRYING TO ADD EXTRA INCHES WITH HIS HAIR IS SO FUCKING FUNNY? LMAO

also did you know he was supposed to have gloves in initial design concepts??? also young rick was also supposed to have a mullet like prime!! ROBBED!! WE WERE ROBBED!!! YOUNG RICK WITH A MULLET WOULD HAVE BEEN SO CUTE HHHHH

[errruvande]

@emmanuellececchi you left me looking through ancient Rus' architecture and now I'm looking at all the cathedrals and churches that have been built in the whole history of Russia and Ukraine and trying to decide which architectural style I like more...

[syoddeye]

i want to kiss your pfp sloppy style

[blot-squisher]

blot writing today's chapter:

MY COMPUTER!!!!

[wynnyfryd]

mustard & flamingo & cider

“i want to study you” and i want to be a pampered bug in a jar, this works out perfectly! 🤠

[andorshitdaily]

Most likely to become president/emperor/chancellor/"head of whatever form of government we'll have" Most likely to end up in jail (rightfully AND wrongfully) Most likely to die in a jizz bar Most likely to become a stormtrooper (lowkey aka worst shot) Most likely to have the most boring job Most likely to write a become a star Most likely to write a bestseller Most likely to become a stay at home spouse Biggest flirt, Class clown, Biggest teacher's pet, Best couple, Best dressed, Best friend, Best singer, Best dancer, Best athlete, Most opinionated, Biggest drama queen/king, Clumsiest I think that's all I have for now but there are so many more options and it sounds like a super fun idea!! (also lowkey most likely to suffocate their mother under a mountain of cereals)

sorry my eyes went straight to "jizz bar" and i can't read anything else but i assume they are all great and i'll put them all on the list once i am able to move on

[emphasisonthehomo]

I reblogged your Tommy pilot post that starts with "(i don't go here)" on *checks notes* June 11. Delighted to see that now you do, in fact, go here.

The extent to which I now go here is startling even to me tbh.

[confessxcrush4tcc]

YOUR HASHTAG RESPONSES ARE SO FUNNY WHAT

confession 694

[voodoodaaddy]

❓ BUT FOR JIMMY

Send ❓  and my muse will answer all questions honestly.    

Does my muse trust yours?  He's still iffy on this one. Especially after that jambalaya incident.

Does my muse dislike yours? No.

Would my muse kill someone for yours? Certainly. Despite their differences, no one fucks with Jimmy.

Would my muse kill your muse? No.

Would my muse save yours?  Yes, but Jimmy is fully capable of saving himself. He's starting to believe Jimmy can't be killed.

Does my muse find your muse attractive? He's fuffy and cute.

Is my muse disgusted by yours?  No.

would my muse go on a date with your muse?  He'd take him to a pet park.

would my muse kiss yours?  On the head

would my muse betray yours?   No. (He knows if he says yes, that would be the end of him)

my muse’s favorite thing about yours is He brings him the body parts of sinners.

the thing my muse dislikes about yours is The hair balls he hacks up on the floor....also he really thinks he's holding Lilith hostage.

[markh0ffmanz]

You are so fckin funny with your obsession with Hoffman being built like a fridge and with huge titties I’m laughing sm it’s made my day better

i love men that are built like large kitchen appliances and that have racks big enough to kill them if they were hung upside down for too long

[theclearblue]

🐭

*Me reading this being surprised I can successfully pull off any level of intimidation*

[kimjunnoodle]

Haaaappyyyyy birthdayyyyy tooo the amazingggggg fluffy buddddyyyyyyy of yourssssss 🎂🎂🎂🎂

As his PR manager, he says thank you and please leave a plate of food unattended (he promises he won’t eat it but he’s lying)🩷🩷🍰

[byrgenwerth-dropout]

I thought your username was fantastic and unbeatable, and then I saw the side blog

What is my life if not a Bloodborne themed shitpost

[iluvtord]

platonic love for u :3 (yes this is Justin Bieber)

For you🌷🌷

[commanderhorncleaver]

16, 23, 38 for Gaius @the-blazing-light

Ask Game

16. What is their choice of weapon?

Gaius' weapon specialty consists of longswords and daggers. He's most commonly seen with a bandolier of daggers, as well as a longsword and whatever "special knife" he has at that point in the story.

At the start of personal story, it's his soul knife, which was the Zenith Kris. During from LWS3 through The Departing in PoF, he used the Broken Caladbolg and the Zenith Kris. LWS4 (after A Star to Guide Us) he finally goes back to the Citadel, and winds up reforging Caladbolg into Caladbolg Solana.

23. What do they consider beautiful in others physically?

Gaius has many standards of beauty in others, particularly because though he's personally rather vain, he doesn't really judge people a lot based on physical traits alone.

How one carries themselves is one big thing for him--big people who move gracefully and swiftly, small people who make themselves a great physical presence.

He pays attention to the sound of someone's voice, as well as how they look at him. Paying attention to him is very much one key way in earning his own attention.

And with his own renewed attention, he begins to pay attention to other minute details about a person.

38. What bad habits do they have?

Early in personal story, he has a habit of shutting people down if he doesn't believe their opinions worth attention. He quickly grows out of this, but this is also what leads to his continued pet peeve of not liking certain folk who he thinks waste his time (Lord Faren, Snargle Goldclaw being two prime examples).

Another bad habit is... he takes bets and dares remarkably seriously. Like, he comes off as a ridiculously over-serious sort of guy, but the moment you dare him to do something, no matter how dumb it is, he's going to take you on. He's gotta prove to himself that he's capable of it. It's not so much proving he's better than you (among charr winning a bet makes that implicit, anyway) but just proving to himself, that without a doubt, he can do whatever batshit thing it was.

(this is why I headcanon every food related Hero Point to be something he was dared to do, and some of them--even though he succeeded--did not necessarily go well for him)

[driselle-tempetielle]

😶 ever practice kissing in front of a mirror?

"...Bit of a daft idea, that. Mirrors are flat. I used a boulder once. Got a spider in my mouth for the trouble."