#lockwood & co incorrect quotes

[grumpy-aino]

Lockwood: I love you. 

Lucy: How many people have you said that to? 

Lockwood: Everyone. 

Lucy: What? 

Lockwood: I told everyone that I love you.

[alphacrone]

[george-the-pumpkin]

Kipps: What kind of idiots do you have working here?

Lockwood: The finest in London.

*George and Lucy vigorously nodding*

[juneneedsabreak]

[talleryn]

Lockwood: I’m gonna need a human skull, but you’re not allowed to ask questions

George: only as long as you don’t ask questions either

George: *pulls out eight pristine human skulls* take your pick

Lockwood:

George:

Lockwood: this one is fine

[dont-offend-the-bees]

someone had to do it

[hisnamesdylan]

Hi, welcome to Lockwood and Co.

We have:

Anthony “sad-boi” Lockwood

Lucy “come-over-here-and-see-how-feisty-I-am” Carlyle

Quill “I-don’t-know-how-to-deal-with-not-being-useful-anymore” Kipps

George “my-conspiracy-theories-are-usually-right” Cubbins/Karim

Holly “I’m-bad-at-confrontation” Munro

Ned “brawn-over-brain” Shaw

Bobby “I’m-think-I’m-smarter-than-George” Vernon

Kat “am-I-the-only-one-with-the-brain-cell” Godwin

Montagu “can-these-children-chill-for-once” Barnes

And

“I-can-be-evil-at-times-but-sadly-I-care-about-people-now” Skull

[incorrectlco]

Every Locklyle fic with Skull is like:

Lucy: Can I ask you for relationship advice?

The Skull, preparing a wheel of fortune where the only two options are ‘communicate’ and ‘kill him’: Yeah, sure go ahead.

[strawberrycowgirly]

part 2!

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

Lucy: You don't want Lockwood to die

Lucy: And I don't want Lockwood to die

Lucy: So now we've just gotta make sure Lockwood doesn't want Lockwood to die

George: Fantastic plan, but have you met Lockwood

[cantpickafandomtbh]

Lockwood, upon seeing Lucy literally devour an entire biscuit in seconds because she’s starving: We’re adopting her.

George: That’s a terrible idea.

George upon hearing about Lucy’s terrible mother and sad backstory: Nvm that was the only good idea you’ve ever had.

[alphacrone]

Incorrect Lockwood Quotes - 1/?

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lockwood: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Lucy: It was me...

Lockwood: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[juneneedsabreak]

shades of georgie

[talleryn]

*on a case*

Lockwood: mum didn’t raise a fucking bitch let’s keep going

George: no no no mum raised a bitch let’s stop

Lucy: mum didn’t raise anybody actually mum was absent

George: pfft

Lockwood: oh my god

[ulalila]

Kidnapper: we have your girlfriend.

Lockwood: my what now?

Kidnapper: short girl? Auburn hair? Carries a skull in a jar?

Lockwood: oh, Lucy! yeah, you don't have her, she has you. good luck.