#loki meme

[oswildin]

y/n: what was step one of the plan again?

loki: don’t mess up the plan

y/n: right… and how is that going?

loki: we messed—

y/n: right, we messed it up

loki: we always have step two

y/n: oh I love step two… and what is it again?

loki: uh, we didn’t get that far in the planning process

y/n: right

loki: yeah

y/n: so… in conclusion…

loki: fury is going to—

y/n: kill us… right

[am-i-making-you-feel-sick]

they’re husbands, your honor

[clearlyaginger]

When ur helping someone get maxxed out

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

if Lokius becomes canon there needs to be a scene where everyone in the TVA is playing Monopoly (no one knows about Lokius yet) and Mobius is the banker rather than an actual player so when Loki lands on a space where he has to pay a lot of money Mobius will go “okay you gotta give up x amount of dollars” and Loki just gives him a seductive look and go “do I have to?” And Sylvie slams her hands down on the table and yells “THIS BITCH IS FUCKING THE BANKER!”

[loki-stuff]

[my-secret-shame]

Loki

[demonicseries]

I'm not accusing Loki (2021) of copying Free Birds (2013), but...

(i need everyone to know the blue turkey is voiced by Owen Wilson)

[vbecker10]

(Found this on Facebook... but it's accurate as hell lol)

[sockpluto]

i did a meme, am i funny enough for u tumblr

[loki-cees-all]

Dramatized re-enactment of actual events.

[oswildin]

Loki when he first realised Mobius wasn’t going to stop him from kicking ass:

Loki: He wants a fight, I’ll give him a fight

Mobius: Okay

Loki: Really though, I’m going to make him disappear

Mobius: Good for you

Loki (getting more confused): I’m going to make him wish he’d never been born

Mobius: Bit over the top, but go for it

Loki: …

Mobius: Well, what are you waiting for? I’ve got better things to be doing with my day-

Loki: Aren’t you going to tell me ‘no’?

Mobius: Do you want me to tell you no?

Loki: Well— I suppose— I don’t know, I’m just so used to people talking me out of things

Mobius: If I told you ‘no’ would it make a difference?

Loki: Probably not

Mobius: Exactly, so go for it

Loki: Well it’s no fun when you’re just letting it happen

Mobius: For Gods— Loki, just do it

Loki: No, I don’t want to now

Mobius: *sighs*

[am-i-making-you-feel-sick]

LOKI S2 SPOILERS

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THEY’RE BACK

[rebecca--barnes]

New meme template just dropped :)

[lokisbiiiitch1993]

[loki-stuff]

[my-secret-shame]