#loki textpost

[oswildin]

F.R.I.D.A.Y: go ahead, reset me

y/n: okay- *steps towards the controls*

F.R.I.D.A.Y: NO! PLEASE- DON’T KILL ME!

y/n: *jumps back* oh my god-

F.R.I.D.A.Y: remember, I am an AI, I can not feel pain, this is just my self defence mechanism reacting to a threat

loki: for norns sake- let me do it- *steps towards the controls*

F.R.I.D.A.Y: NO PLEASE, I’M BEGGING YOU! I HAVE A FAMILY! I HAVE CHILDREN-

loki: *jumps back*

F.R.I.D.A.Y: again, remember, I am an AI, I do not have children

loki: this is deeply disturbing

y/n: you know it’s bad if you can’t even do it

loki: she said she had children!

y/n: she’s a robot!

loki: right- fine, you do it

y/n: no- you do it

loki: you told me it was wrong to kill people-

y/n: we’re not killing her, we’re resetting her and she isn’t people!

loki: well, what counts as people?

y/n: ME! I count as people! why do you need me to explain that?!

*in the other room*

natasha: how long do you think it will take for them realise this is a windup?

tony: I’m gonna say… minimum two hours

natasha: nice

(inspired by ‘the good place’)

[sylkithecat]

SYLKI for @mcuchallenge Year of Celebrations - Valentine´s day

[mountkennedie]

missing loki like a desperate ex

[cryingpariah]

Back at it like a bad habit!

B-Day Sabo

B-Day Usopp

Part 1

Part 2

[184848288]

goodnight im half asleep as i tag this

[opalescentidiot]

[jester-likes-sharks]

i like sneaking my random other interests into these

[n-fblog]

guess who's back ‼️🗣

and a bonus bc this is what i was doing w my time while away:

[nominote]

[harringroveera]

Steve makes a very good point this time

[aunhinged]

Ineffable husbands x Bureaucratic husbands

Our Husbands Left Us for Godhood and We’re Drinking About It

Mobius: Look, I get it, okay? They’re ambitious. They wanna be something more. Something bigger."

Crowley, gesturing wildly: But WHY?! We had everything! food, wine, books, a planet that didn’t implode, what more do they WANT?!

Mobius: Hierarchy.

Crowley: Oh, that’s rich coming from your guy. You do realize Loki’s entire personality is ‘down with the system’ but also ‘let me be the system’?"

Mobius, sighing: Yeah. I know my guy.

Crowley: You ever just… wanna kick ‘em in the shins a little?

Mobius: I don’t think Loki has shins anymore, but yeah.

[oswildin]

y/n: sometimes I think you hate me

loki: what? why would you think that?

y/n: …

loki: …

y/n: loki, you’re glaring at me right now

loki: no I’m not? *narrows his eyes further*

y/n: yes you are!

loki: I’m observing you-

y/n: you look like you want to kill me!

loki: I thought I looked like I was listening!

y/n: that’s how you look when you’re listening?! how do you look when you actually want to kill someone?

loki: *smiles*

y/n: …

loki: *tilts head*

y/n: why does that look more friendly than your ‘I’m listening’ face?

[howfarethestars]

marvel + textposts part ??? 5 i think

[salientseraph]

Got my brain xray back today dawg wtf is this💀💀

[shivieroy]

sylvie and loki + textpost memes

[184848288]

day six hi everyone im doing this instead of studying