#lol))

[cannibalchicken]

[my-kawaii--world]

**For the people asking I found the ring HERE

[justcatposts]

Bunch of leaves blew in during Halloween. We let our foster kittens play with them before sweeping up.

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[everythingfox]

They’re in a Disney movie

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[babyanimalgifs]

When you let your Jewish grandfather babysit your dog...

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[badjokesbyjeff]

Scorpion in Your Tent 

One day, the US military decided to take a poll to see how the different branches handle a specific situation, in this case a scorpion in a service member's tent. One representative from each major branch is selected, and each answers privately.

The question was a simple one: "There is a scorpion in your tent. What do you do?"

Army: "I would crush it with my boot and throw it outside."

Navy: "I would pick it up by the tail and throw it outside."

Marines: "I'd bite its head off before cooking and eating it."

Air Force: "I'd call down to the front desk and ask why there's a tent in my hotel room."

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[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[viralfrog]

[cannibalchicken]

[my-kawaii--world]

I just wanted to post the most adorable plush that I found on the internet! It's just so adorable 🥺👉👈

**For the people asking the plush is available HERE (づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ♡

[justcatposts]

Time machine

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[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

Perks of life