#loook at these nerds

[nfnoff]

NEW FRESH EPISODE AND AN EVEN FRESHER SCENE REDRAW

im not apologizing for the break from posting tho

[mikascreations]

NAAAAHHH BRO JUST FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE TO WEAR RETAINERS TILL I DIE 💀 I'VE GOT THIS PLASTIC SHIT SINCE SPRING OF 2023 AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE TO HAVE THESE ON FOR GOOD??? NAAAHHHHHHHHHJJ AT LEAST I WON'T LOOOK LIKE THE NERD EMOJI WITH BRACES

thanks the bentist for informing me on this 😊 THE HUMAN BODY IS SO SO FUCKE DUP

[babyawacs]

#highfive #to #science @doescience .@doescience @sciam @nature @naturephysics @mathematics @phys @nobelpriz e @energy @rosatom @us_stratcom ‎there are s o many c a t h e d r a l s  of s c i e n c e onemore beautiful thantheother but soonerorlater whatthey did toyou is "well well well well look loook lookwhat youmademe do look what you mademe build you litttle ppppunk nerd" newatom newelectron demystifies descriptive ten wind is better th an 8wind then

#highfive #to #science @doescience .@doescience @sciam @nature @naturephysics @mathematics @phys @nobelpriz e @energy @rosatom @us_stratcom ‎there are s o many c a t h e d r a l s  of s c i e n c e onemore beautiful thantheother but soonerorlater whatthey did toyou is “well well well well look loook lookwhat youmademe do look what you mademe build you litttle ppppunk nerd” newatom newelectron demystifies descriptive ten wind is better th an 8wind then

#highfive #to #science @doescience .@doescience @sciam @nature @naturephysics @mathematics @phys @nobelprize @energy @rosatom @us_stratcom there are s o many c a t h e d r a l s of s c i e n c e onemore beautiful thantheother but soonerorlater whatthey did toyou is “well well well well look loook lookwhat youmademe do look what you mademe build you litttle ppppunk nerd” newatom newelectron…

[crimefightrmoved]

STUDY  :  BATMAN 413 .

[itsillyakuryakin]

He looks heavenly 🤧💖

[danny-chase]

The way i thought i was done with every single female character being obsessed with Tim after Robin 1993 and the first panel with a girl in Red Robin is this:

Red Robin #1

[honestlyitsjustsam]

20 Like(s) received from Heartman.

You were docked 20 Likes by Heartman.

[portgasdsue]

Sometimes I wonder why I like scrolling through Les Amis text posts or shitposts (like, posts where they speak to each other and make jokes and have fun with the Ami: "" format, idk) so much and spend hours looking for them and reading, and then,, I realize,, "so I do this because I need to imagine them talking and having a good time together and stuff in order to stop being sad about them and this is yet another sign of me not getting over their deaths because I try to make myself feel like they're still alive and I'm going to cry-"

[paradoxspaces]

after i cut my hair short but before i bleached it i used to get told ALL the time that i looked like lena dunham as a compliment which was, quite possibly, the meanest thing that has ever been said to me 

[witch-hazels-musings]

lmao now that we’re talking abt childe again, he also had a huge redemption arc for me. i used to not understand the hype and just lowkey hated him, but after i played his story quest, i did a full 180😭 the power he holds 😔👍 AND OFC, me being the genshin nerd that i am, i did a TON of research on him & read all his lore & voicelines and now i’m just another childe simp (sad he didn’t come home tho :,))

- 🎐🔶

spread the childe love - show the world that there are people who like him - i wonder how many re-run of characers we will get? (is this how they extend the timeline of the game .. loooking at you Mihoyo) 

[soren-bleu-kun]

So, I’m looking at people being mad about AOC giving a livable wage to her staff, and someone points out that when people see it’s possible for the status quo to change, people will revolt. And being the oblivious nerd I am, you know what that made me think of?

Midoriya.

Look, loook - listen to me.

A Quirkless boy is constantly told that he’ll never make it anywhere with the career/life that he wants. The story even says that this mentality is right when the only way he does gets what he wants through getting All Might’s Quirk. Before this - he was bullied, assaulted, baited, and teachers let it all slide. Why? Because that’s the status quo. As an individual with ambitions of rising above his “position” in society, it’s a threat to those who naturally excel with powerful Quirks [*looks at Bakugou*].

Think about how much more powerful of an impact Midoriya would have had as a protagonist if he did everything Quirkless. Other people in his position would learned that they can’t just be pesticide because they do have worth. Midoriya has worth, as a Quirkless hero. Maybe others would join him- and that would be a threat to hero society.

Hero society would have to look at itself in a way it hasn’t been forced to, to reevaluate how they treat the Quirkless. Acknowledging that you’ve done wrong is never easy, so it would definitely be a rough transition. Now that can’t happen in canon, but it’s something to think about.

Idk. Just a thought.

[cyberth0t]

river loooks like a weeb with that haircut and ro looks like the rich daddy thats paying for everything

“here’s a hundred bucks, get yourself some digi-man cards” “they’re pokemon--” “whatever, nerd.” *smacks river’s ass*

[soulheartthewolf]

Wanna gush about ur relatiomship w Caustic? :o

SHSH AAAAAAA

LOOOK LOOOK I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHH. But seriously he does mean alot to me and he makes me really fuckin happpyy like he's seriously my favorite character like ever in anything. Idk why I care about him so fuckin much and I'm just a weird nerd

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Hi there! Just found your blog and I like it so far. Btw being Present Mics favorite student headcanons were amazing, as a bnha nerd may I request a part 2 where Mic meets readers parents and other stuff? Sorry if my English is bad.

A/N:Thank you so much for liking my blog and choosing to request, that means a whole lot! I got you with the Present Mic headcanons, please let me know if you want any more Present Mic stuff i’m here. I’m sorry this request took so long to come out, i was busy with a few thing please love me

-So i would feel this year would be a lot of fun, just like last year but the only difference being you are working harder towards your hero license and school is becoming much more difficult. This means that you have to up your game with your quirk skills and tactics while staying on top of your studies. You are stressed to say the least.

-Like i said previously present Mic knows when you are having a hard time, believe it or not he is quite attentive and super smart so he quickly asses the situation and realizes a few things. He sees you’re struggling with your quirk and school so he takes matters into his own hands.

-He offers to train you and offers extra help with school to you, he only wants to see you succeed even if that means sacrificing his free time.

-”oh- no no Mr.Hizashi that’s so sweet but i know you’re really busy-”

-”SHHHSHHSHSSJSJ Y/N I SHALL GET YOU THAT HERO LICENSE AND HELP YOU PICK UP YOUR GRADES EVEN IF THAT MEANS RISKING A FEW HOURS OF REST, I CANNOT LOSE TO YAGI AND DEKU- i-i- Mean icareaboutyourhealthandgradesandireallywannahelp”

-tHaT soCCer dAD rIvaLrY iS stiLl haPPeNinG 

-Everyday after school you guys meet up at the park or one of the training centers to train for a few hours

-”Now Y/N, breath in and when you breath out use that force to push your quirk-”

-Honestly you thought the training wouldn’t be as hard as it was (it’s Present Mic after all) but boi were you wrong

-”Get up off the ground Y/N, you’ve only been running for .3 seconds”

-”.3 SeCoNdS????? I DID THREE MILES NONSTOP YaMaDA!”

-” hUstLe y/NnNNnN”

-Aizawa comes to your trainings and observes bEcAusE hEs nOSeYy

-He actually helps out and help with things present might not have thought of or isn’t the best at

-This year your relationship with Present actually takes a deeper turn, you find yourself around him more often both in school and after school. You both learn more about each other's quirks and personalities a lot more.

-You thought you already knew a lot about him, given he was like an open book it seemed. But Hizashi is a much deeper and emotional person than you honestly thought and he truly had such a more serious, kindred spirited side to him

-Like sometimes when you guys are taking a break from training he will open up about his life at UA and how it was for him. He told you how he felt kind of odd and awkward and how that’s probably why he can relate to you so so much uwu

-”You know Y/N as much I am super bubbly and “overly confidant” , i still feel super out of place sometimes. I guess i always have it isn’t a new feeling, although I have Aizawa and the other teachers, sometimes I still feel...not understood? If that makes any sense?? But like I totally understand how you feel, and you are not alone...seriously. Thank you for being open to me and allowing me to teach and train you. Kind of makes me feel wanted and useful..haha-”

-iM sOft 

-He always thought of you as a little “sidekick” however recently he kind of looks at you as his own daughter and he’s really protective and fatherly over you. He’s more on top of you and making sure all your ducks are in a row. He’s not controlling or anything like that tho so don’t worry

-”Did you eat yet, Y/N?”

-”are you okay Y/N? You look exhausted.”

-”make sure you finish that report for class, okay? If you need any help let me know.”

-pRotEccS yOu fRom bOys

-If he sees a teacher kind of poking at you and making you feel uncomfortable or feel bad for being a “teacher's pet” he will immediately have them stop. He feels bad you have to get crap from him being a bit biased towards you

-You guys have a secret handshake

-HE’S STILL THE BIGGEST cRacK hEAd I swEar

-*crushes you in a hug* “MISS. AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAAATtattatSSSSSs UpPPPPPPPPPPPp”

-”YO Yo yO AMERiCaAAaAAAA HOw Is IT CrACkINGGGG”

-”YNNNNNNNNN AMErIcAAAA YoUU foRgoT yoUr lUnCH Box iN mY cLaSS *whispers* i put a donut in there for you”

-USES YOU FOR ENGLISH CONVERSATION EXAMPLES IN CLASS ALL THE TIME 

-HE EMBArASSES YOU SO MUCH ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY THIS DUDE NEEDS TO SIT TF DOWN AND LET YOU LIVE POOR GIRL

-It’s okay because he lets you skip class to pass out in the library after being exhausted from everything

-You take his weird sunglasses and strut around with them all the time

-”BlUghH I’m a rich fashion model. WAIT OMG HIZASHI ARE THESE CHILDREN SIZED GLASsES?!?!”

-EmaiLS yOU

-” ohiyo americAa,

It’s me MiC and iM waTchING tHat drAmaA you recommended to me and Im cRyING. Also i heard from the sleepy teacher that there may or may not be a pop quiz in his class on last weeks topic...Anyways I’ll see you tomorrow...unless...Nah just joking okay mic is out!

                                    -Hiz

                              sEnt fRom ToaSter oVeN”

-You get about ten of these things a week from him. help this poor man ;-;

-Made a few youtube videos with him

-He helped you pick out your hero name and outfit, you are so ready to be a hero i swear

-Once you do get your hero license..he is such big boi proud like he’s in tears, snot running out his nose, eyes all puffy and his voice is cracking. He even got you a little teddy bear with a little candy bag attached to it.

-”LOOK LOOOK MR.HIZASHIIIII LOOOK I GOT IT I FINALLY GOT IT THANK YOU SO SO MUCH HIZASHIII I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH THANK YOU”

-”See kiddo, i knew you could do it!”

-” Pfft all thanks to you!! Oh and Hey, Mr.Hizashi? My parent(s) are coming up this weekend to celebrate me getting my license. I was wondering if you would like to come to dinner? They’d like to personally thank you for helping me.”

-THIS MAN IS THE UTMOST HONORED LIKE LET ME TELL YOU HE SAYS YES IN A HEARTBEAT AND IS AT THE RESTAURANT ON LITERAL TIME

 -He somes in a very nice suit with his hair tied into a perfectly neat bun. And is thAT GLasses he’s wearing??????  (so cute omg)

-Him meeting your parent(s) was a pretty chill experience 

-”Mr.Hizashi, right? SO NIce to finally meet you and thank you for everything you have done for Y/N.”

-”Ah, it was my pleasure. And please, call me Yamada.”

-At first it was kind of awkward but once the conversation got going, you guys were there for hours

-and i mean HoURs

-”um excuse mE, wHen aRe yoU gUyS lIkE idk LEAVING???”

-Haha but no, the literal talk was just them hyping you up and how the waiter dramatically fell coming over to the table

-”yeS Y/N is such a great kid i can’t believe you raised such a strong and patient daughter”

-”Did he just trip and act like he didn’t just dropped our food on the ground??”

-”One time Y/N tripped and dropped her easy bake cookies and she didn’t even cry, that’s when we knew she was going to be a pro hero.”

-”did he step on the fries and up it on the plate and try to serve it to us???”

-Also your parent(s) grew up around the same time as Present so they had a lot to talk about and it was interesting learning about each other different childhoods and cultures.

-Your parent(s) seriously enjoyed Hizashi and they would love to talk to him again. Vise versa, it was a great time for Hizashi as well and prepare to hear about it the next time you see him.

-”Thank you Y/N for inviting me and allowing me to meet your parent(s) it was very nice getting to know them. Next time they come up, I must treat them out instead.”

BonUs

-Let’s just make up a different scenario where maybe your parents were kind of rude and not as nice and welcoming, both to you Yamada

-When you heard your parents were coming up to visit you in Japan, you were at first excited. You were still in this frenzy of like “wow i got my hero license” so you weren't thinking about it too much plus you were excited about being treated out to dinner and having your favorite teacher tag along. 

-Everything was great...that was until you started to think about it more and started to question was that such a great idea?? Let’s just say your parents aren’t the nicest people (person). For some reason it seems like they were never proud of you, no matter how well or bad you literally did. 

-Won a championship game? Eh good, but could be better

-4.00 GPA? That’s okay but thousand of kids get that, you have to do better.

-You want to be a pro hero?? Ha in your dreams, that kid next door has a better chance of becoming one than you do.

-You started to realise they were one of the biggest reasons you wanted to exchange to Japan so much. It was far away from them and super peaceful. You wanted to tell Present to not come, but he seemed so excited, and you wanted to tell him how dreaded your parents were. But you didn’t want him to worry and get others involved. So you just hoped and prayed that they would be nice? And everything was okay?

-Everything was okay...for the first five minutes. 

-Well everyone greeted each other and sat down to eat, then the condescending comments started to pour in.

-”Yeah, well I think Y/N will make a perfect Hero in the near future. She’s gotten a lot stronger with her quirk and-”

-”Pfft, let’s not get ahead of ourselves now, Although Y/N has gotten her License that doesn’t mean she’s hero material. We watched the sports festival and compared to the other students, she’s severely overshinned. I just don’t think a year or so of training can fix that. She has to do better.”

-For a second hizashi just sat there with his face utter disbelief. How could someone just say that about their child...in front of their child...so camly?

-He looked over towards your uncomfortable figure, your face was colored with complete dismay, He felt so sad and slightly angry. You didn’t look in a position to defend yourself so he started to speak up for you

-”I really hope the both of you are seriously joking.” he snapped back with a sassy firm tone in his voice which made you look towards the three adults

-”No we are not, Y/N is pretty average and for you to put in her head that she could possibly become a Pro? Haha I understand teachers are supposed to be supportive but like come on now, just be honest with yourself.”

-Hizashi slammed his hands against the table, gaining the attention of everyone in the restaurant, including yourself who was previously looking down to avoid confrontation.

-”How DARE you. Y/N is PERFECTLY  CAPABLE of becoming a hero, her quirk,skills, technique and intelligence is all was stronger than you can even imagine. Do not downgrade her just because you’re too idiotic and narrowminded to see that. She is the sweetest kid I have ever met and quite frankly the purest. Disgusting how you talk about your own child like that. AND IN FRONT OF HER?? Now with all due respect, I think you guys need to do a self reflection and change the wrongs you have within you. If you need any help i don't mind emailing you a list of things.”

-SKSKSKSKSKSKS WOT???? DID MR.HIZASHI THE ALWAYS HAPPY AND CRACKHEADY TEACHER JUST PUT YOUR PARENTS IN THEIR PLACE???? IN FRONT OF A WHOLE RESTURANT??? BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

-on you still wore an embarrassed kind or dismayed face and when Present say that. hE tHoUghT yOU wErE eIthER mAd oR sCaREd oF Him. cri

-In reality you were literally so joyful and happy. LIKE DUUUDEEE. MARRY ME LOLOL. Seriously you were super thankful that he did that for you. 

-He looked around and suddenly realised that all eyes were on him. Aww poor man felt so flustered he didn’t mean to make a fuss and disturb others, he was just so angry your parents were such a*ssholes. 

-He turned to you and bowed while simply muttering “I’m sorry Y/N”, then grabbed his coat and walked out.

-Without even thinking you jumped up and rushed out the door with him, leaving your dumbfounded parents at the restaurant

-”m-Mr.Hizashi wait up!”  you called out from behind the blonde haired man, he stopped in his tracks then pivoted in place to face you

-”y/n im very sorry to you and your family i didn’t mean any disrespect. I understand if you may not want to be around me any more or allow me to train you.”

-”ARE YOU SERIOUS THAT WAS EPIC LIKE SERIOUSLY THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE I CAn rEMEBER I SWEAR YOU ARE SO AWESOME MRHIZASHI THANK YOU THANK YOU LIKE YOU’RE THE DAD I ALWAYS WANTED I FREAKING LOVE YOU AND DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES HAHA BOOM I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TELL ME I-”

-cutting you off from your frenzy and gave you a big bear hug, “haha don’t ever let what they have said about you ever ring in your head...okay L/N? I belive in you and i know you are going to be fucking great.”

-”Really?” you smiled

-”HECK YEAHHHHH, AMERICAAAAAA” 

[rkxjongsuk]

lee jongsuk @ starkravingmad -2 days ago 

LOOOK AT THIS BEAUTFIUL EXAMPLE OF MAN. Happy birthday bro @SKJun love this nerd. #fullhomo#nohomo#allthehomo #viciday #decodevici

[spinji]

My Boyfriend Rates Organization XIII Members at 1AM

I woke up to this long line of messages on discord (these are copied verbatim). My boyfriend sporadically decided to look through all the organization members on the KH wiki and give his opinions. He knows little to nothing about Kingdom Hearts.

Xemnas

okay so right off im gonna say that xemnas is fuckin kylo ren says he has no emotions, clouded by anger am i joke to you oh wow it was his idea to add the X's what a fuggin nerd

Xigbar

xigbar....what a dumb name wAIT IS THAT SNAKE SNAKE??? SNAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKE he speaks in a surfer accent eXCUSE ME hello fellow kids, aS IF we're moving the fuck on

Xaldin

xaldin,,,, le baldwin hes japanese thats...his schtick wow ew roxas tell me on this doll where he touched you love never lasts yeah duh u cant feel it

Vexen

oh ew ew this man looks like he owns a van oh hes an intellectual huh rick and morty its called "where nothing gathers" and they gather there wow real secret organisation u got there this man is just there so it isnt organisation 12

Lexaeus

wow thats a mouthful lexaeus like zeus? hes just nice thats kinda it he likes zexion...

Zexion

WHOA WHOA EDGELORD ALERT wow this guy is just pushy "HEY" "YOU GUYS WORKIN????" two members instantly cease their makeout session

Saix

saix oh excuse me Saïx "lunar diviner" i thought it said diver lmao i like his hair tho,,, OH OH hes the boring one! righhhhhht

Axel

alright i have to admit axel's facepaint looks super weird when zoomed out oh so he feels things but he shouldnt this bitch is fuCKING ELSA CONCEL DONT FEEL YOU FOOL also his pose makes him look like a jester

Demyx

wowwwwwwwwwww he looks like an ass called it hes the annoying one TVDSAHJDS XIGGY X-FACE WOW oh so hes just a beauty queen who dumps his shit on kids assssssssssshole

Luxord

yeah would you look at that its cliche card man luxford is literally just lord of minigames *luxord even tho that aint a name dAMMIT OH AND HE CONTRADICTS HIMSELF GREAT JUST WHAT KH NEEDS LMAO

Marluxia

oh oh hES CUTE

hes a tumblr cutie flowerboy with pink hair and graceful antics thats my fucking aesthetic THE SCYTHE IS NAMED GRACEFUL DAHLIA OH MY GODDDD

Larxene

larxene is like..............the token girl, rite? why she got bug attenae why she the textbook sadist one with a peppy persona why she also use knives,,,, they got a knife guy already i i dont like her

Roxas

hahaha i mean me nobody else hA annnnnnnnnnnnnd yup hes his own person with his own feelings wow thats fucked up this description aint very flattering but hes a good boy dont make him rest

Xion

OH OH NEVERMIND THERES ANOTHER GIRL okay so just looking at her is this bitch kairi or something?? she doesnt have the same vibe....... loooks a littttttle too "token kindness" for this gig like even roxas dont look this...... "purposely innocent little kid" OH WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT SHE MAKES NO SENSE "replica of roxas" WTF I KNEW IT SHE DIES FOR DRAMA FUCKIN KNEW IT oh yup comes back just to be sad is she like a secret member or something??? oh god she does look like kairi ik shes a backup but still this is trippy "appears to be sora" oh jOY MORE CONFUSING PLOT DEVICES

Rankings (best to worst)

I. It's Roxas, what'd you fuckin' expect? II. I reallllllllllly like Marluxia's design and voice. III. Axel, cause he got feelings. ):( IV. Larxene, who has so merit, now, even if her hair is frEaKy. V. God, all these guys are assholes...uhhhh, Zexion! Cause he need sum milk. VI. I'll take Xigbar even tho his Nort eye is dumb. VII. Xemnas, cause he's a good nerd, and he just needs a bit of a nap. Scoot off to bed, young man. Your mood swings are showing. VIII. Yup, it's Xaldin, and his compensation spears. IX. Saix, because no personality is better than a terrible one. X. Ehhhhmmm, Luxord? I guess? Good concept, but Yugioh edged him out... XI. Xion, I would've put her higher...but I just can't get past the principal being bad. She is copypasta. XII. Lexaeus... Name. Hard. To spell. Pretty...forgettable... Straight up dumb design... XIII. Vexen, yeah it surprises me too that he ain't at the bottom, but I got a bone to pick So stay in the Organisation useless science weirdo predator man, hope they background checked you... XIV. Duh duh duh duh! It's fuckin' Demyx the token asshat! He prolly smells like AXE, he's got a pompadour AND a mullet AND an undercut. And that's even more overcompensation than the other guy. Hit the curb, bitch boi.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.